What were your thoughts when A Real Hero started playing

I hope I can finish masturbating before th credits start

I kept thinking about the ethnicity of the kid and that I hoped drive would fug the woman soon

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>>82350103
Damn, this is one catchy song. I'll look up the soundtrack when I get home to figure out what this song is called.

>>82351521
just google human bean

>be me
>in theater
>watching final scene of drive
>a real hero starts playing
>the driver blinks
>suddenly a wave of euphoria rushes over me
>I reach to pop the collar on my scorpion jacket
>I realize that I haven't bought one yet because I didn't know about it until watching this film which isn't over yet
>wait until the the very last frame of the credits before leaving the cinema, which is standard patrician viewing procedure
>head out to the snacks counter
>qt and fat dude serving
>start sweating
>avoid qt and go up to fat dude
>ask for a couple of crabs legs to tape onto the back of my white polo
>he shakes his head and shoots me the look that the kids at school usually give me
>feel sick fury build deep from within my stomach
>go out to parking lot
>wait hours for his shift to be over, nearly pass out
>he finally heads over to his car
>it's a Chevy Impala
>the most popular car in the state of California
>no one will be looking at him
>or so he thinks
>wait until he gets in
>leap onto roof
>pull pants down
>try to unleash epic seafood turd
>forgot about the jumbo two liter coke consumed whilst watching the movie
>start pissing uncontrollably
>cargo shorts are completely drenched
>he starts the car
>tumble backwards off the roof
>land on my neck
>can't feel my body anymore
>bowels release themselves loudly
>onlooker runs up to me
>"What the fuck are you okay?"
>look her in the eye
>stare intensely whilst smirking in a cool way
>"I guess there truly are no clean getaways"

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>>82351748

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>>82351748
i enjoyed it

>>82351748

Is that the whole story?

"this movieo fucking suxc"

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>>82351748

>>82350103
I felt like that bit went on too much just for the sake of it. I felt I would have shortened it a little

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>>82350103
>mfw

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>>82351748

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>>82350103

i started drive

Score is kino.

I got kinoskin

>>82351748
Ok bretty good

>>82350103
>that 80s ending

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>>82353944
>>82353993

Pure, unadulterated audiokino

It made me feel like I could achieve anything in reality that this film showed to me.

We all can be heroes if we just believe in ourselves.

>>82350103
I felt a sense of calm. Like I was being lifted

Suddenly I was imagining myself as the driver. And I would be doing next.

I refuse to believe I have autism though its just not possible.

>>82351748
I prefer the mom fucking one. post it

>>82350103
I thought it was weak desu
I only started thinking it was alright when all the memes popped up

>>82354474
+1

>>82354423
Nice avatar, fag.

Was he autistic?

>>82350103
.................................no thoughts...........................................................................................................................just.........................feelings............................................................

>>82354803
He was a real human bean.

I felt "it". What people search for their entire lives. What people look for in their families and friends. In their careers. What entire religions are designed around. What spiritual masters try to guide their pupils on. What the Buddha had. NWR talked directly to me, and the spirit of the Driver engulfed me, I could feel it filling up my insides, like a flush of warm, viscous power. I am become the Driver destroyer of roads. In the name of the Autism, the Goose and the holy film amen.

cuck movie dont watch

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