ITT: Remove one letter from a movie or series title and shortly describe the new plot.
>Sakes on a plane
>A story about Japanese airline pilot who struggles with alcoholism
>Eyes Wide Hut
>A movie about a corrupt woman running for President and her links to a secretive pedo-cult hidden within a Pizza restaurant
>>82345800
>Rob Cop
It's a movie about a cop named rob
>Back To He Future
>a trangendered man goes back in time in order to prevent himself going transvaginal and thus becoming a living monstrosity
>>82345993
Simple, but I like it.
>>82345660
>blaerunner
>Autistic man who is a volunteer cop thinks his mother is a replicant and can't tell what's real anymore
>>82345660
Black Sake Moan, the prequel.
>To Live And Die In A
one mans journey through ass
>>82345660
>Million Dollars Bay
>basically Bridges of Madison County, but now he has to photograph some beautiful bay, and Meryl Streep lives in a costal town
>The Fat & The Furious
>Arm Dog
>an horror film about a scientist that replaces his arm with a living, ferocious dog
>Repo Ma
>A middle-aged mother (Bryce Dallas Howard) falls into the depraved world of sex, drugs, and government conspiracies -- that's all part of the job of working in repossessions in Los Angeles.
>Ran Man
>a Forrest Gump rip-off
>>82346297
i like it more as a story about a giant dog that rips off arms in a foggy seaside village
>Ma of Steel
A prequel of Man of Steel in which we follow Ma Kent's long history of heroine abuse, inability to have a child and battles of domestic abuse from Pa Kent, a man dead set on letting people die.
These are all pretty good
The Odfather
Things were looking up for newly Male to Female transitioned mob boss Don Vito but after he moves in with his Concilierie he finds out it's time to meet his son's future in-laws who just so happen to be conservative FBI agents. Things get cooky as the feather boa'd don makes his new in laws an offer they can't resist!
>>82346604
O Country For Old Men
>in this mashup of two Coen brothers' theatrical universes, a trio of lovable depression era scamps travel across the south looking for a lost treasure, comically murdering their pursuers with a captive bolt pistol
Black Hawk Don
A Native American man must attempt to fit into the wacky misadventures of life in an LA office block
>TranspottingSomething Begbie really didn't do well
Jude Dredd
>a gut-wrenching tale of the Dredd family stuck in a concentration camp
>The Fat and Furious
>a story about an overweight Cop who infiltrates the Hong Kong underground streetracing scene, reaches the top, then ultimately dies in a silly traffic accident
The Rad: Redemption
>a gnarly skater with a bad attitude gets in trouble with the gang at his downtown high school, and the only way out is to fight his way back down to the skatepark
Indiana Jones and the Lat Crusade
>Indy teams up with his dad to find an ancient Aramaic benchpress technique lost to the sands of time and win a bodybuilding competition in Hitler's Germany
>>82347113
The Itch
>A familiy living outside a town is struck by sudden and unexplicable genitalia rashes.
space ja
michael jordan plays a game against rastafarians
>>82345660
Sake is already plural.
The English word 'sakes' means "cases", "causes" or "things which benefit [subject]".
>>82347549
kek
>>82347567
Kill yourself
>the red dagon
one mans hunt for an eldritch god
>>82347607
you first lound eye!
Fight Cub
> Vladimir Putin's army of highly trained cubs is sent out to hunt grizzlies in a canadian forest. They end up finding Liam Neeson who became friend with wolves somehow.
>ill bill
uma thurman goes on a journey to see her cancer-ridden grandpa one last time before he dies
>The Vitch
It's the same thing, only with slightly less retarded spelling.
>Harry Potter and the Camber of Secrets
harry tunes & chops his vdub and goes searching for maaaad rims
Host Ship
Like Titanic, but without the disaster
>>82347726
sounds fucking boring
>>82345660
Tar Wars
Movie set in the 18th century revolving around oil tycoons fighting each other in the business sector.
Deadpol
Racist Deadpool
The Abss
>Biopic of the life and death of the true legend Zyzz
Now White and the Huntsman
>The real story of how Michael Jackson was killed by Chris Hemsworth.
>>82347749
would see both of those
Ghost Hip
>betty white gets a hip transplant. the donor? fat old eddie murphy in drag! hilarity ensues as eddit commands his hip still from beyond the grave as a ghost
this fucking thread, top kek lads
>>82345800
fpbp
>>82347789
Definitely. In the end scene to Tar Wars, Rockefeller has built a brand new oil drill, the Death Drill, and they find the plans, and as it turns out, if you drop TNT into a hole that's about 2 feet wide, it blows up. They take tractors and destroy the oil drill.
Deadpol literally plays out the same way as Deadpool, but he calls people niggers and everyone he kills is black. And all the jokes he makes are about how the Jews in charge of this movie are controlling the media.
Shaun of the DEA
>Shaun works at the DEA and discovers a drug scheme within the DEA itself and is left for himself to uncover the truth. He gets help from the lovable, foolish guard at the gate, who is played by Nick Frost
>Jurassic Ark
like snakes on a plane but with dinosaurs and a boat
Super Size M
>Documentary about incompatible clothing size charts between America and asia
>>82345660
>Fifty Shades of Rey
>Daisy Ridley stars as Rey once again, only this time, her and Finn spend time together in an unconventional way.
Ho Fuzz
Movie about a hairy, smelly hooker, played by Lena Dunham
>>82347914
hejehhe
>>82347947
Is it a sequel to the latest kong flick? No wonder Sam Jackson was so pissed off at kong. He killed all his dinosaurs
>2001 A Pace Odyseey
>An astronaut walks around the galaxy at a steady pace for 2 hours while the song Requiem blasts in the audiences' ears
>>82345660
>Alien
>remake of Ridley Scott's film
>Alien
>It's James Cameron's Aliens, but there's only 1 alien in this version
>>82348065
Alen
Movie about people on a spaceship running from a man with a strange spelling of a common name.
>>82348065
FUCKING HOLY SHIT, THAT TIMING
Curse of the Black Earl
>Black Earl is a mythical pirate that invades other ships by disguising himself as a random mate, trying to get on ship's crews. He then goes on a killing spree on each ship, a la Alien. He has a large collection of all the ships he's taken. But with every ship he sends the backside of the ship with the name to their respective homeports. Along with the heads of the crew
Reel Without a Cause
A filmmaker creates and sends a series of short movies depicting the events leading to his suicide to those he feels wronged him
Weir Science
Film director Peter Weir conducts several scientific experiments with hilarious results.
>>82348156
Starring James earl jones as black earl
>>82348112
Alen
>Movie about a velociraptor on a plane that keeps shouting ALEN!
30
>This time the movie lasts for 15 minutes and it's still full of slow motion
The Blue Brothers
> Dr. Manhattan and Victor Freeze team up to defeat their sworn enemies : the Green Goblin and Red Skull
Inside Ma
>2 hour incest porn movie
>House of Lying Daggers
>A bunch of people lie to each other for 2 hours in a gorgeous japanese room
>the dark night
>movie about an evening with no moon
Hat
Robert de Niro and Al Pacino both wear hats.
>Mad Max: Fur Road
Tom Hardy drives through the desert looking for pelts
or
>Mad Max: Fury Rod
Max drives through the desert raping everyone he meets with his angry penis
>Godzilla final war
>same movie
>3 Hours
>Benghazi soldiers killed in less amount of time
>>82348256
This sounds like a tarantula movie
The Ego Movie
>That 15 minute Will Ferrell segment is the whole movie
>Ghost in the Hell
>the spirit of a dead warrior must fight her way through all of hells demons to come back to our world
Dirty Wok
Norm MacDonald opens a Chinese restaurant with less than sanitary conditions
>Host in the Shell
>same movie
Horton Hears a Ho.
>>82348380
WHAT THE FUCK, this has happened twice where I post a movie right after some else did
Black Boo
It's a parody of >>82348156 with a pirate named Black Boo, who scares people by yelling boo!
Oldfinger
>James Bond must stop a man who's trying to kill all the elderly people in a retirement town
>12 hours
Some guy gets lost for 12 hours but then hes fine
2 Angry Men
>Brokeback Mountain if they argued over a court case for an hour and a half
Cash of the Titans
>A multi-biopic of all the corporate bosses in the world. In the end the Kraken still shows up
Predator
>its a remake of the original predator
>The Sining
>a dyslexic writer housesits a recluse hotel with his family in an attempt to write a generic horror flick for hollywood and goes crazy in the process
Moan
Story of a Polynesian princess turned porn star who takes 'colonization" both literally and figuratively
>>82348281
I chuckled at the first
>>82348347
kek
The Ting
>a shapeshifting monster is unleashed onto a remote research facility... in Jamaica.
>>82348591
Loan
Story of a grizzled old man who has seen a lot of shit, and has to seek the help of a Polynesian Princess in order to pay off his house
>Down y Law
>an autistic cop hunts down three inmates who have escaped prison and ultimately fails as he cant seem to remember their faces
Dadpool
Before he leaves his girlfriend, he impregnates her
I
An autobiographical movie about an average clown.
>Paths of Gory
>WWI trenchies bloodbath battle
Twiter
A movie about trying to get a whole thought into a tweet by removing unnecessary letters.
The Walking Dad
The show follows Rick Grimes if the Apocalypse never came. Don't get me wrong, Shane still fucks Lori, but there's no excuse for it anymore.
>Bidman
>a washed-up auctioneer cleans out his attic and sets up a yardsale to prove the world how fast he really can talk
Owl's Moving Castle
>Zack Snyder's sequel to his best film to date, Owls of Ga'hoole, focusing on the original guardians who operate a flying castle in the shape of an owl.
Dive.
Same exact thing but all the driving scenes are replaced with scuba diving.
>>82348826
>rob bank
>escape by diving off the fucking cliff
would watch t b h
Beaking bad
educational show about chemistry
>I, Root
Movie about sentient trees
>Lord of the Rigs
One man and his trucking company must make the biggest delivery of their life before the competing trucking company does
>Lord of the Lies
A group of kids get stranded on an island, and are rescued. However, they had a gay orgy on the island, and have to keep it a secret.
>Goodfella
Just a good ol' guy
>Finding Emo
Story of a dad losing his emo son. He must travel across the country to get him back before he commits mass suicide.
>>82348826
>what do you do?
>...
>...
>...
>...
>...
>chews snorkel thoughtfully
>...
>I dive
>>82348870
Braking bad
>a show about a car brake repairman who moonlights as a drug lord
>>82348869
>kill Ron Perlman by swimming into him
Cream
>the victims are raped instead of killed (yes, including the males)
>>82348563
kek
>Through a Lass Darkly
a woman brings her fiancee to meet her family at their island estate but she doesn't reveal to him the long term incestuous relationship she's kept with her brother.
Green ROM
It's just a Hackers knockoff.
>>82348957
>Breaking Ad
Story of a man developing cancer, and finally biting the bullet and going after his true dream... being the CEO of an ad agency!
>Slap hot
>a hockey team made up of talentless wife-beaters
>>82345660
The Soprano
>A tale of love and betrayal and death in this AIDS themed gay musical
>>82348706
>An autobiographical movie about an average clown.
Nice one
>>82349137
>just putting the foil on her
Seen Samurai
A movie about some guy seeing a couple Samurai.
>Ed of Evangelion
Western adaption of Evangelion, directed by Danny Antonucci.
>Tai Driver
>Tony Jaa as a tuk tuk driver in Bangkok is sick of the filth of the streets and fights his way to justice
>>82349249
>Sarah as Asuka and Nazz as red
>Jimmy as shinji
>Edd as gendo
>>82347307
Kek
>>82345660
>The Oddfather
>Story about a high school kid and his anxious weird father embarrasing him constantly.
>Ad Men
literally the same thing
Ods And Generals
A bunch of fucking weirdos become army generals and fight eachother.
>>82349390
>Mad Me
Accountant at ad agency goes active shooter
>>82345660
>Saving Private Yan
Following the Normandy Landings, a group of U.S. soldiers go behind enemy lines to retrieve a chinese paratrooper whose brothers have been killed in action.
The spy who loved m
>bond falls in love with m
>The Goo Shepherd
>an autistic man meticulously separates piles of goo
>>82345660
Starship Tropers
tvtropes.org IN SPACE
>Hidden Forress
>two peasants looking for a forest who literally miss the forest for the trees
>goldmemer
same movie but with memes
>Moan
pornography
>I Live in ear
>microscopic old man in constant fear of being squished decides to live in someone's ear
Happy Fee
A penguin who loves handing out parking tickets
>Silence of the labs
About a serial killer with an appetite for dog meat
>Thot
>Thot 2: The Dark World
>>82345660
>Er
My name is sam ripoff
>Star Ars
>Space pirates
Aywatch
a film about the brave souls who protect space beaches from deadly aliens
Unkirk
a man named kirk changes his name in this humorous and heart wrenching short film
>>82350050
you replaced a letter instead of removing one, thick cunt
>Ghostbuster
>Ray goes on a Death Wish stlye revenge spree when his fellow Ghostbusters are killed
>>82350260
Well played, sir
>Ree Willy
>It's about a whale with autism
>Big Her 6
>about a woman with an enormous backside
>Evil Dad
>about a dad who's evil. obviously.
>>82345993
also short for robert cop
>>82352240
>The Furniture of law enforcement
>Futuristic Robert
>(Autobotic)
>Toy
this whole image is a weapon of sides destruction
the wolf of all st: there are wolves on every street, it's scary
bidman: michael keaton fucking loves going to auctions
carface: al pacino must work his way up from nothing in the criminal underbelly of miami while having a car for a face
>>82352081
kek'd
Apocalypse No
4 hours of Martin Sheen drunk up his ass.
>Froze
>A woman's financial assets are held in arrears as she races against the clock to discover the truth
topic thunder: i dunno... a documentary about thunder?
>>82352600
haha
>>82352564
Apocalypse Ow.
slapstick comedy about how the end of the world really hurts
>The Martin
>about a man named Martin who insists on referring to himself in the third person
>>82352624
animal hose: a montage of various animals' dicks
rash: a look at race and class in los angeles where we follow a rash that spreads to people from all walks of life
>>82347307
>lat
>benchpress
/fit/ disapproves
the last stan: all of the stan's have been killed except for one, the government is hunting him down
DeadPoo
a tale of a poo who was dead
>>82352763
JAFFA KREE!
Usher 3: I'm the angel of death
A wagecuck finally snaps after years of NEET abuse and goes on a killing spree. Ends with him getting a life sentence in the popcorn mines.
>>82352862
He's got one shot.
One opportunity.
rainspotting: a documentary about meteorology by someone who thinks their fucking clever
>>82353060
trainpotting
some guys smoke weed on a train
gentlemen refer blondes: marilyn monroe is seeking a referral to a specialist from her doctor
>What's Eating Gilbert Rape?
A twisted tale of a man raised in a broken home who deals with the physical and mental abuse dealt by his overweight mother by sexually abusing his autistic brother.
>Scooby Do
He can do it!
>>82347060
Kek
fast tims at ridgemont high: tim, the school's star athlete, is cloned and given every spot on every team
50 first DATs: a recording engineer suffers from short term memory loss and keeps starting the same project over and over again
>Dive Angry
Nicholas Cage is an olympic diver with anger management issues
la la lan: ryan gosling and emma stone host a lan party where everyone sings and dances
paul blart mall cp: kevin james is pedophile mall security guard who detains children and films them in compromising situations
the notbook: nobody knows what it is, but it sure isn't a book
wedworld
robots in a futuristic amusement park malfunction and suddenly want to marry all the guests
>>82353777
underrated
the mothma prophecies: a prequel to the prequels where mon mothma foresees the events of future starwars films
Pup Fiction
A story about puppies killing each other
Apocalypse? No!
Humans use giant robots to fight godzillaesque monsters from another planet
hiplash: like whiplash, but starring shakira as a very strict dance instructor
Raining Day: a couple's perfect wedding gets ruined.
>Zodac
Story about a man who sells anti-allergy medicine
aging bull: as jake lamotta enters the twilight of his life, he wonders if it is really worth it to be so angry all the time
Bridge of Pies
War drama about a man who would bake pies for a group of refugees and exchange them on a bridge
>Argo
last tang in paris: it's a mad dash to get to the last packet of the popular orange drink powder in paris
In the Loo
About a pervert who stalks girls in toilets
ost in translation: a movie is past deadline for release in overseas markets because the soundtrack is still being re-recorded
good luck cuck: dane cook lets all his girlfriends get fucked by other men, but they keep falling in love with those other men, but now that he's with jessica alba he's got to find a way to quell his cuck fetish to save his relationship
La La Lan
Touching coming-of-age story about a stuttering, autistic child trying to win his first LAN tournament.
>""
>the movie without a name
>>82354793
La La Lad
Coming of age story about chav trying to score
>>82353777
Checked and kekd
the funder: successful milkshake mixer tycoon ray kroc funds a new restaurant idea that piques his interest with some of his millions
one baby gone: a single baby has gone missing
uno: ellen page and michael cera stay home and play the popular card game instead of having a child
>>82352240
>Ray Liotta
>Optical Prime