What went so horribly fucking wrong? >gave goat performances

>>82333871
All her performances suck.

>>82333871
Catwoman, maybe?

Really though, no idea. Her name can still sell a movie. She made headlines everywhere being a Bond girl that wasn't just T&A. Sure it was long ago, but even I remember that and I haven't been following her in the slightest.

>>82333871
she always got overhyped because she's one of the few black women that's actually attractive, but not as much as the media portrays it

plus, she's starring in one of the worst movie scenes of all times

>https://youtu.be/rNlmRId2FVQ
I can't even watch this clip to the end, there's too much cringe

>>82335757
>I can't even watch this clip to the end, there's too much cringe
when I saw it was less than 2 min long, I thought you were wrong
you were not wrong

>>82333871
>only good performance in cloud atlas

the asian was decent as sonmi

hugh grant was pretty fun

hugo weaving was best though

>>82333871
Being a James Bond girl doesn't mean you're a great actress, quite the contrary desu.

>>82333871
Worst bond woman ever.

>>82335757
>she always got overhyped because she's one of the few black women that's actually attractive, but not as much as the media portrays it
>black

Look I know she is black but she is as white as it is possible for a black woman to be.

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>>82335757
Fuck
I forgot about that scene. It's like my mind erased all memory of it. It's worse than I remember it.

>>82333871
Younger sexier women arrived.

>>82333871
she'd be way hotter with a dick

>>82336225
unironically agree

>>82333871
she's a racist bitch that only fucks white bois

She was good in swordfish. We saw her boobies

>>82335688
>She made headlines everywhere being a Bond girl that wasn't just T&A.

Yeah, in one of the worst Bond movies ever.

>>82336169
>worst Bond girl
>not the literal retard who gets locked in Scaramanga's trunk, then blows up his base by bumping a laser with her ass

>>82333871

>>82336322
I was going on appearance but I can't fault your point.

>>82335688
I actually cannot name a Halle Berry movie post-Catwoman.

Why is Jamie Foxx making direct to DVD movies?

Americans (and the Chinese) don't want to watch movies with black protagonists and Jamie and Halle consider themselves too big to do anything but leading roles.

>>82335757

I found it hilariously bad, in the Nicolas Cage movie sense.

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>>82333871
Is there a sexier woman alive?

Catwoman was fun

>>82335638
/thread

>>82333871
craycray high maintence bitch NO ONE enjoyed working with? gee.. whatever could have happened to her career?

>>82333871
>go over to friends house in grade 4
>I'm 1 year older than him
>we're using the computer in the living room
>we want to look up "futurama"
>we both don't know how to spell it
>friend says he will go grab his dvd case so he can take a look at it
>while hes gone, my friends dad and step dad are sitting in the living with us, and in a rude, judgemental tone say "you're in grade 4 and don't know how to spell futurama?"
>reply "uhh n-no" quietly, because I know they're being dicks
>they both snicker at each other and turn their backs to me in their chairs
>felt like shit about that ever since

>>82336875
Your friends dad hangs out with the stepdad? What a fucking cuck!

>>82336957
they were gay

White dick ruined her life. She been too busy trying to control her love triangle with French niggas.

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>>82333871
>>gave goat performances in multiple 90s-early 2000s flicks and films
actually, Monster's Ball was in the 'affirmative action year' (Oscars, that is) -- the same year Crowe was snubbed of A Beautiful Mind, 'cause of the 'can't get two gongs in row' meme (*got one -- laughably -- for his Maximus Overactus performance the year prior)

>overrated
>plastic mammaries oversized

>>82333871
>tfw you have a 2nd cousin that looks like her, but white

Does anyone know if she has a porn actress doppelgänger?

>>82333871
>>gave goat performances in multiple 90s-early 2000s flicks and films

She won an Oscar for Monster's Ball in 2002, you ignorant ape

>>82336875
What does this story have to do with anything?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdbIINpktOs

This was his best performance.

>>82333871
Hilary Swank got two Oscars and her career is dead

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>FIFTY YEARS OLD

White """""""""women""""""""" BTFO

>>82340374
IMAGINE

>>82340415

found the poor aging white girl

>>82333871

It's called the oscar jynx you twat

>>82333871
>Halle Berry Child Support: Actress Ordered To Pay Gabriel Aubry $20,000 A Month

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/20/halle-berry-child-support-actress-ordered-pay-gabriel-aubry-20000-month_n_1612868.html

JUST
U
S
T

>>82340738
240k a year is fucking nothing

I could fucking pay that

Her feet are disgusting
That's what happened

>>82333871
>gave goat performances
What the fuck are you talking about?
>only good performance in Cloud Atlas
Embarrassing

>>82333871
She got old

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>>82340415

This meme don't work with women with curves

Die Another Day is one of the worst films ever made.

Catwoman ended her career

>>82333871
never in a billion years was she attractive or talented

>>82336627
>Why is Jamie Foxx making direct to DVD movies?

Because he's never been big, he could never pull off the numbers of Will Smith, Denzel or The Rock. He had two hits, and not because of his presence precisely. He made a career out of being the poor man's version of every black a-lister

>>82333871
How do I achieve immortality like Halle Berry?

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>>82341932
REEEE

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>>82333871

>>82341271
embarrasing desu, lurk moar so you can be as based as us and stop being le noob newfag

>>82342331
wtf...

she must hate that shit now

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>>82341340

>falling for a meme that made you believe this is a bad body

dear lord I would hate to be like the rest of the retards on this board

>>82342331
SCANDALOUS

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>>82340374
>Elizabeth Hurley is 51

What's that you say, anon?

>>82333871
Not a good actor. Blacks hate her because of her "pretty white blood"

>>82342696

>all that obvious plastic surgery

you sure showed black people

>>82342584

jamie lee curtis looks like THAT?

>>82333871
She was okay in A Cloud Atlas.

>>82335638
This. Her one and only good performance was Monster's Ball. She's gotten by completely on her looks.

>>82342331
This is Bollywood tier.

>>82342958
Are you fucking stupid? Check out her mother, asshole.

first catwoman made her a laughing stock shortly after her oscar win and then personal bullshit finished her off. I don't follow gossip that much but didnt she go into hiding in fear from some exlover who wanted to kill her or some melodrama like that?

>>82335638
>All her performances suck.
her performance at the razzie awards was brilliant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-7s_yeQuDg

I think she and verhoeven are the only ones based enough to personally accept a razzie

>>82342584

she looks like leonard nimoy with tits