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>Be Jimmy Kimmel
>Do morning jog around the neighborhood
>Accidentally step on a snail
> Heart is broken
>Go on my show and tell audience the news
>Tears run down the face
> "I...I...sorry,guys.....I stepped on a snail today. As a parent, it was tuff for me.
>the audience weeps with him
>drumpf gets impeached
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>>82327277
These types of heart conditions in kids are common and easily fixed.

He just wanted to be political .
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>>82327277
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>>82327277
What a cuck, amirite my fellow pol poster?
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>be Jimmy Kimmelstein
>oy vey my ratings are dropping
>how can this be? I have celebs reading mean tweets, the goyim love celebs
>fuck I need to go political
>Oh I know! I'll exploit my kid's condition for sympathy and ratings
>what's the worst that can happen

This is like the time when Buckley made that Loss comic.
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>>82327353
kill yourself you piece of shit

keep trying to defend this kike-nosed hack. his son deserves to die and you know it.
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I don't watch this down syndrome fuck
What happened?
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>>82328133
Damn straight my fellow pol poster!
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snails a CUTE
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>stepping on a snail

I'd be legitimately upset by this. The heart defect thing is nothing to be upset by.

https://apnews.com/b36ae122180848799a98aa1257be5393/Science-Says:-Kimmel-baby's-heart-defect-is-common,-fixable
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>>82328290
His son was born with a heart condition so he used it as an excuse to shill Obamacare
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>>82327277
If you dont want a son with a fucked up heart then dont breed with a Jew, especially if you're Jewish.
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>>82328346
Not everything that happens is related to your infantile political viewpoint
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>>82328133
at this point i have to assume these are false flagging liberals.
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>>82328366
Except that's what happened.
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>>82328290
Donald Trump tried to murder Jimmy Kimmel's boy but a snail sacrificed his life to save the child. Thanks, Obama.
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Imagine being a janitor on 4chan and having to be all like "damn, /tv/, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your political threads and horrific disgusting BRAAAPposting. I would totally laugh at your forced memes, both my tripcode and my anonymous self." when all he really wants to do is delete the entire fucking board and redirect it to >>>/trash/. Like seriously imagine having to do it for free while a BLACKED poster flaunts his thread in front of you, the "what's next for her career?"-posts barely concealing the off-topicness of /tv/, and just sit there, thread after thread, waifu after waifu, while spiderman says racist and anti-semetic things. Not only having to tolerate crab legs and cuckposting but /tv/'s endless arguing about capeshit as everyone on says MARVEL BTFO and DAMN, HOW WILL DC EVER RECOVER?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and sift through the report queue deleting threads that make you want to kill yourself. You've been nothing but a hardass who curates forums and ensures high quality content your ENTIRE LIFE and once birthed a new way to look at 70s' cinema. You've never even seen anything this fucking repetitive before, and now you swear you can taste the reddit that's breaking out on the front page as /tv/ continues to bathe in its own shit, smugly assured that you, the janitor, are enjoying the opportunity to DO IT FOR FREE and revel in /tv/'s "contrarian (for that is what it calls itself)" memes, the memes it worked so hard on shitposting for years. And then a new DRUMPF thread appears, and you know you could ban every single person on this board before the admins could put you down, but you sit there and ensure, because you're a fucking janitor. You're not going to lose your future moderator status over this. Just bear it. Delete the cunnypost after three hours and bear it.
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>>82328369
You're just mad you aren't paid to write slurs on the internet.
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>kid pops out of Jimmy Kimmel's wife's vagina
>"hmmm, how can I use this against Trump?"

>>82328290
He exploited his newborn's heart murmur for political gain.
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>>82328428
Well meme'd.
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>>82327277
I nust lerned why everyone is making fun of kimmel.

The dude has half a billion dollars. He needs obombo care?
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>triggered snowflake conservatives are trying to ruin Colbert because he made fun of Trump
>now they're going after Kimmel because he made fun of Trump
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>>82328133

edgy
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>>82328346
His argument falls flat, no?
Wasn't his argument basically "if I didn't have obamacare, my newborn son would've DIED (even though I have $35 million and can pay out of pocket)"?
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>>82328510
>this is your brain on /pol/
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>>82327277
>kimmel walks on stage
>the audience is so bored that their brains have practically gone numb from lack of stimulation
>kimmel chokes on his words as he desperately tries to speak
>s-so my s-s-son was... i.. uh... he was i-i-i-i
>the audience begins to shuffle as some people exit the building, others have gone so braindead that they are falling out of their seats onto the floor
>i-i... my s-son... he was... i...
>the audience is now mostly empty with the exception of a couple people who have gone unconscious on the floor
>my son was in the h-hospital
>kimmel looks up to face a horde of empty seats
>the lack of sound in the room is practically deafening
>kimmel wraps his hand around his eyes to hide his tears
>fine...
>BLUMPPF
>as if by magic the fleets of seats are suddenly filled and everyone is laughing and cheering
>kimmel returns to his desk
>while facing away from the audience he whispers to himself "I'm sorry.. I'm so sorry.. Donald." as a tear runs down his cheek
>he puts on a happy face and turns toward the cameras once more
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>/pol/ crossposters will mock Kimmel for having an emotional reaction to his newborn son's medical condition
>These same posters are severely triggered by Colbert mocking Trump

Really activates my almonds
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>>82328510
>didn't even watch it
>still whines about political message that wasn't even stated
Just fuck off seriously
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>>82328366
try watching the video before posting
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>>82328469
>Be colbert
>make a joke about trump being a cock hole for Putin, expecting the left to love your joke
>backfires and they call you homophobic

yeah the conservatives are the triggered snowflakes here kek
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>>82328133
boiling libcuck detected
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>>82328580

Stop being so edgy, it was sad to watch Kimmel if you have a shred of humanity in you.
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>>82328510
Kimmel gets 20 mil a year and hes been !oing it for 10 years. Kimmel is probably worth half a billion æt this point.

Obamacare means nothing to rich people. But obamacare literally forces poor people to buy insurance, or suffer a tax burden.

Rich white liberals pretend obamacare is saving poor people, but its literally a federally mandated tax, when free clinics and emergency rooms saved poor people.

But hey. Obombo drones will never admit this so who cares.
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>>82328546
>>82328615
Hello Kimmel IDF.
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>>82328680
everyone knows that children's hospitals literally turn away as many children with life threatening problems every second, obamacare changed that
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>>82328510

His argument was that he was fortunate enough to be so wealthy that he could afford to pay for doctors to fix his son's heart condition. But to most Americans that's not the case and it's only thanks to the Affordable Care Act that these people don't have to just sit and watch their baby die because pre-existing conditions bs.
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>>82328677
I don't, sorry. Thanks for the (You).
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>>82327302
You're a piece of shit. It's still fucking scary.
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>>82328469
multiply the outrage times a million if a conservative called Obama a faggot on their show
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>>82328133
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>>82328133
So edgy
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>>82328336
aww, what a qtpie
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Thank goodness that Trump was stopped in wanting to destroy Obamacare. What a truly evil man.
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>>82328133
/pol/acks are subhuman
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>be american
>born with a heart condition
>die because you weren't lucky enough to be born rich

lmao
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>>82327277
What's the joke
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>>82328336
this a /moth/ board
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Yeah, I've got a fucking heart condition too. I don't make enough money to qualify for Obamacare subsidies, and even if I did it would still cost $100 a month that I don't have for shit insurance that wouldn't help at all. So I can't afford insurance or to go to the doctor. Thank god I ended up being exempt from the Obamacare fines or I would be truly fucked.
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>>82328133
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>>82327353
>>82328133
TRIGGERED!
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>be jimmy kimmel
>fuck sarah silverman
>day later, dick is all flakey and itchy
>whatever it'll go away
>date some qt and get her pregnant
>she has a baby. it looks like a lizard hatchling
>eyes starts bleeding and weeping pus as the newborn starts chanting in latin
>brand starts appearing on throbbing dickshaft
>666
>"yes my dark lord, thy bidding shall be done"
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>>82328723
Wait wut? You really think obombo care opened up more beds in children hosptals?

Obambo care made more people eligible for buffet care in the overtrressed system
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fucking kek
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trumpcucks are so edgy.
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>>8232887
when do they gain their chameleon shapeshifting abilities?
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>>82328964
whats wrong with being edgy
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>>82328580
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>>82327277
Late night tv shows is just youtube whoring for boomers.
Didn't you figure that out yet?
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>>82328839
'no'!
we shelly board
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>>82328979
It's an exercise in bad faith
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>>82329010
nobody cares, nigger
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>>82328964
I hate donald trump. But i hate a federal mandate forcing me to buy a private insurance product even more.

How can you abomatards not see this? Obama xhanged the law so fucking hard. At this point the federal government can force you to buy time warner cable.
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>>82328979
it makes me uncomfortable because im scared to express anything remotely socially unacceptablre because im physically and socially weak and scared of the repercussions that might follow saying something LE EDGY!!!!
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>>82328742
he's not a piece of shit, he's just not a father
there's a reason teenagers are edgy and it's because vulnerability, and understanding your own vulnerability, comes with age.

before you've experienced heartbreak, that kind of drama doesn't resonate with you. The same is true of most experiences.
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I wish we could just move to single payer already.
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>guy gets sad is his son isnt healthy
>/tv/ goes full alt-right over him
Get it the fuck together guys, holy shit.
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>>82329078
Single payer is really the only way to go ag this point.

I hate paying taxes but we need a government. I think the government forcing me to buy a product is borderline criminal.
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>>82329125
>guys
wow show some respect shitlord
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>>82329125
your son is weak and he should have died
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Ya' all a bunch of fucking retards. His point was about pre-existing conditions, which is pretty much universally supported by both the left and the right. Even the shitty republican health plan forces insurance companies to accept people with pre-existing conditions.

There's no god damn reason for anyone of any political standing to be offended by what he said.
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>>82329189
kek
>>82329231
edgy like a dull spoon
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>>82329042
the only people whom I've seen whine about Obamacare are those in fly-over states who's governors refused federal funding for their state's healthcare. No wonder they got shit insurance when they had no extra money to pay for the good plans
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>>82329236
>Even the shitty republican health plan forces insurance companies to accept people with pre-existing conditions.

Actually they're advocating that states could choose to opt-out from accepting pre-existing conditions. Which is just a way to say they want to get rid of it, but don't want to get the blame for it directly.
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>>82329263
>you're not edgy enough
>you're too edgy
pick your fucking shit, retard
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Americans are so retarded they have to be forced to buy health care

KEK
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>>82329284
Fuck, really? God dammit, republicans.
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>>82329300
Americans truly are the laughing stock of the world. Bahahahaha
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>>82329283
Voters like you are why the Democratic party will never hold power in this country again.
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>>82329236
That's not really true, you lose the protection if there's ever a gap in your coverage. Switch jobs and go 30 days without insurance while you get switched over to a new plan? You can now be denied coverage for pre-existing conditions again.
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>>82329375
instead of healthcare, we should subsidize coal mines. Did I win your vote with that one?
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>>82329236
Bullshit. Jimmy kimmel has been hosting hia show for 10 years. His son is not 10. And even if his son was 20, any father gets health insurance.

Do you understand what pre existing means? If the kid gets diagnosed under the insurance plan, its covered.


Yes you are correct that the pre existing clause will be forever written out. But it isn't like trump wants to bring that back.

Obomacare literally forces you to buy a private product on the condition that you are alive. It completely changes law.
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>>82329300
That's not even the worst part.
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>>82329375
>X party is finished and will never be in power again

You have to be at least 18 to use this site kiddo. This shit is cyclical, neither the dems or the republicans are going away any time soon.
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>>82327277
I accidentally stepped on scores of snails when i was a kid. Where's my applause?
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>>82329459
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>>82329477
you stupid fuck the us doesnt even actually exist.
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>>82328822
>be anywhere else
>be born
>die
>blame rich people
>revolt
>establish dictatorship
>rich people die
>poor people die
>everyone dies
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>>82327353
>>82328133
>>82328469
>>82328594
>>82328820
>>82328858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2bVyMMj47Q

This is literally you. Explain yourself.
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>>82329457
>You want to drive? You HAVE to get car insurance
>You want to live? You HAVE to get health insurance

what's the difference really?
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>>82329375
>democrats have absolutely NO ONE to run in 2020
>trump will have 3 supreme court noms and possibly 4

lol
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>>82329283
Im not bitching about the cost. I am bitching about the fact that the federal government FORCES me to buy a private product.

How can you not understand this?

I eould not like it, but i would be fine paying taxes toward a sinle payer system.

Obamacare FORCES me to buy private insurance. From blue cross or united or farmers. Private companies. The governmrnt is forcing me to purchase a product.

You don't see the problem?
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>>82328133
cringe
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>>82329610
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How the fuck is it australia is better than US when it comes to healthcare?
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>colbert walks on stage
>audience on the edge of their seat, some begin preemptively passing out from excitement
>colbert smirks
>so....Trump this week, I mean...really?
>at once - a cacophony of shrieks and laughter of immeasurable magnitude erupts from the crowd
>colbert chuckles to himself and then points at the camera
>i mean c'mon people - im looking at you, white males
>all the women in the audience immediately begin twerking on the one black guy in the bleachers until the vibrations begin superheating his body to neutron star level temperatures
>the camera zooms in on colberts face
>seriously, do you not realize what year it is?
>the tidal forces resulting from the combination of applause, laughter, and tribal dancing starts to alter the very fabric of time itself
>colberts face begins to bend and contort until it loses any resemblance to its original figure
>the universe as we know it rips and vanishes into sheer darkness, leaving only one cardboard sign from the audience floating indefinitely within the endless abyss
>"it was her turn"
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Haha, what an SJW beta cuck mudslime CTR shill lol xD

#MAGA
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>>82329547
>muh freedom
You are a caricature
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>>82328820
>says the white guilt faggot
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I liked the Man Show. Unfortunately Kimmel went full Hollywood. He sold his soul for fame. His show should be named the Politically Correct Cuck Show.

At least Adam Corolla is still a man.
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>>82329683
Why do leftists always falseflag?
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>>82328133
congratulations /pol/! You sure showed him!
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>>82329610
You're FORCED to pay income taxes, sales tax, property tax, estate tax, but when it's a tax that will undeniably benefit everyone THAT"S THEN IT'S FUGGIN OVER DA LINE MATE!

Instead of arguing against a new tax, argue against the ones that already exist. The estate tax is a prime example: you pay income tax throughout your entire life, but the fucking government has the balls to tax you even after you die? THAT's bullshit
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>>82329727
How socially starved are you? It's clearly making fun of those people, not trying to trick people into thinking he's really one of them.
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>>82328369
You can literally just go over to /pol/ and see the same thing along with worse. Considering how they spend all day false flagging as liberals and antifa, I'm sure the others do the opposite too.
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>>82329605
1. Doctors are people
2. Driving is a choice
3. Car drives the same with or without gov't beaurocracy, while quality of healthcare goes down
4. being forced to have insurance decreases accessibility to driving

it goes on and on anon
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>>82327353
>videogames
what a surprise
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>>82329779
>Doctors are people
Not an argument. Healthcare is a commodity, just like any other. I f you don't like capitalism go live in china or something
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>>82329605
You dont have to drive.

You absolutely must buy private health insurance on condition of living.

Realistically its not a huge difference, but technically under the law its night and day.

You dont HAVE to drive. You can avoid that. You cannot avoid obamacare.

The better question os why not a tax? As we all.know the only things we cant avoid are death and taxes.

Why does the federal government want to force me to pay blue cross? Why cant the feds just tax me?

Thats the real question
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>>82329770
>being this mad that your leftypol propaganda failed
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>>82329742
>undeniably benefits everyone
Only people with pre-existing conditions.
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>>82329742
>a tax that will undeniably benefit everyone


it doesn't
universal, guaranteed quality healthcare would indeed benefit everyone
unfortunately taxes don't get us there (they're just something you vote for because filling out a square that says "make more x" feels good)

in fact, government run, guaranteed stuff is always of less quality than the private (a bad word, let's say, "voluntarily funded" stuff)

source: community college vs private college
source: public school vs private school
source: the dmv
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>>82327353
This isn't pol. The only Trump supporters who matter are blond successful Chads, not youtube whores
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>>82329810
Must suck to live in a state that doesn't offer a single-payer option then huh?
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>>82329727
>>82329817
Why are you complaining about propaganda when that's all /pol/ is nowadays?
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>>82329807

it is an argument though. i'm arguing for capitalism...
doctor's are human beings providing a service and you shouldn't mandate them to do so.
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>>82329810

>don't have to drive

do you really expect people to shell out for ubers, lyfts and taxis every day to get around? Or do you expect people to use americas shitty public transit system?
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>>82328133
reminder that poltards are literally insane
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>>82329949
>posting screencaps of yourself
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>>82329636
>le cringe xd!
Fuck off back to YouTube.
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>>82329683

that picture...altogether not the worst thing a teenager can write on the internet

i remember telling everyone that i was gonna go trve punx status and not doing shit. glad i didn't have facebook.
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>>82329992
cringe
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1DlCEbuWBk

Behold... anti-/pol/!
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>>82329990
This line of thinking makes absolutely no sense. You can visit the board for 5 minutes and see similar things.

I would be surprised if there wasn't a dedicated "Daily nigger hate thread" or general racemixing complaining thread up right now. I mean you have people posting "Nigger IQ bell curve" threads on this board so it's not like it's anything new.
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>wagies U N I R O N I C A L L Y have to give the government FREE money
>they decide to get mad at NEETs instead
Can a wagie please explain the rational behind this?
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>>82328725
>because pre-existing conditions bs.

and before mandate to cover even with a pre-existing a kid like his could go their entire life with out being able to get medical coverage being this heart issue would be seen as his "pre-existing condition".

but then I have a hard time with the unhealthy lifestyle of so many people who then end up needing massive medical costs later on. I don't just mean weight but all sort of random issues.

but then should as person lose their home and everything else they have worked for their entire life due to a random accident that sticks them with 400k in medical or whatever? My own month went into the ER for feeling dizzy and it was 100k in the two weeks before she died of stage 4 brain cancer. She had whoop ass medical so I get to keep the house but other wise the only thing she had left to give me after her entire life would of been gone, out of no where.

It's only the middle class getting fucked on this. Rich have the money to pay, poor just get it free. Average people get totally fucked.
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>>82330039
>anti-/pol/
Basically all of 4chan outside /pol/
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>>82330076
Wow, you're really upset over problematic posts. Perhaps you'd like to return to Reddit?
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>>82330109
Reddit is the closest thing to /pol/ outside /pol/. The_Donald unironically uses /pol/ memes
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>>82330039
/pol/ is annoying ever since they had an influx of MAGA cucks from t_d. They would be more bearable if they were back to LARPing as Nazis even though most of them are shitskins.
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>>82328428
he posted it again, the absolute https://reddit.com/r/madlads !!
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>>82330148
>most of them are shitskins
I'm sick of /pol/ too
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>>82330148
>>82330144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwtfAHyVZSo
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>>82328133
This is larping.
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>>82329742
Its not a taz when i write a check to blue cross blue shield..
I could understand if we went to a tax system, although ii think ot would ruin he q lthcare in the healthcare tourism country.

The government is forcing me to buy a private product. Where does that stop? Can the government force me to buy vitamins? It isn't about the money, for fucks sake obamacare actually drpped my insurance bill.

It's about precedence. If obambo can force you to buy insurance, what can trump force us to buy?
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>>82330109
I'm not upset over anything. It's just that there is no point of insinuating something is fake when there is entire board showing the contrary.

The only thing that bothers me is when their threads here aren't even tangibly /tv/ related.
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>>82330164
ok so i get it you're trying to insult me but sorry I can't translate your autism
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>>82330203
Stay off the streets, bitch
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>>82330171
Are you embarrassed of the people you share your board with?
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>>82329807
>Healthcare is a commodity,
Lol are u retarded?

You want to get heart surgery in Houston methodist, or albaquerqe general?

Its a comodity, right?
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>>82328428
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>>82330164
I guess that's another problem with the board. It takes a couple of posts before you know if the person is an ol fashioned NatSoc guy or just another AWOO MAGA Kekistani cuck from reddit.
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>>82330209
See, you're slightly improving with your insults! Congratulations! Still not entirely coherent or impactful, but every bit helps!
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>>82330247
>>82330257
Low energy, low testosterone.

Probably a butthurt tranny too.
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>>82330237
>reddit spacing
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>>82330272
>Probably a butthurt tranny too
Better watch it bub. The alt-right is tranny friendly.
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>>82330272
keep using buzzwords, that's how your opinion holds zero value
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>>82330304
>>82330297
When does your epic political comeback happen? 2020 ain't looking so good for you, children.
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>>82330280
>ignore the other reply to you
>complaining about reddit spacing when literally every reply in the chain except for one is like that
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>>82330272
How can you claim your opponents to be low test when /pol/ unironically claims /mlp/ to be an ally?
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>>82329887
>first complaining that the government is forcing you to buy a private product, regardless of the fact that tax money is given to private companies all the time for government contracts
>now defending private markets as much more effective than government run institutions

What was the argument again?
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>>82330331
i notice how you stopped using reddit spacing probably cause he pointed it out
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I didn't keep up with American politics, but weren't liberals all smug and happy about the fact that Trump DIDN'T manage to repeal Obamacare and that the replacement is basically the same thing, just slightly worse by default because it's now associated with Republicans? Why are they now pretending that children with preexisting conditions are dying because of it?
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>>82330323
I'm glad Hillary got btfo and antifa are too now. I just wish you guys were more serious since being a meme slinging fuck doesn't help in the real world.
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>>82330392
>I'm glad Hillary got btfo

doubt
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>>82330323
i wish you people would stop saying reddit supports hillary. We are constantly fighting for trump across all subreddits through multiple alts. We have over 2 million subscribers in t_d itself
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>>82330237
what are you saying? that some people do heart surgery better than others makes it not-a-commodity?

why should a person with god-like organ-mashing talents be forced to work for you just because you need them?
the world is tough, dude.
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>>82328133
I know most /pol/tards are just edgy teens trying to sound cool, but even this is a bit much. What would your parents say if they saw what you said?
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>>82329949
>blue board
Nice falseflag
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>>82330353

i'm a different guy

>tax money is given to private companies all the time for government contracts
pretty bad in general tho

also, the rest of your post has zero contradictions. governments forcing you to buy privately-owned stuff is not "private market".
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>>82330541
>Unless someone posts in /pol/ they cannot possibly be /pol/
/tv/ is also a blue board but look at it
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>>82328680
I don't know much about healthcare but I can tell this post is complete bullshit.
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>>82330420
D o you know what a comodity is? Yes, id one organ smasher is better than the service is not a comodity.

There is a difference between mayo clinic and aome random emergency room.
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>>82329949
They're not insane. They're just trying to be edgy too hard
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>>82330639
Is food also not a commodity?
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>tfw union construction worker and contractors pay 13/hr towards my health insurance above my 50/hr base wage
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>>82330632
Please tell me how.

I get pretty damn good healthcare and i pay about 15 grand a year to blue cross.

Kimmel can afford concierge healthcare.
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>>82330688
Get a better job anon.
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>>82330565
Do you really have an issue with private companies having built the entire interstate system and every other road in America using taxpayer money?

*Private companies, not private markets.

And if capitalism works so well why would forcing more players the enter the system make the market less effective instead of more?
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>>82330675
Rice is. Pasta sort or is. Beans are. But steaks aren't.

Do you really not know what a comodity is?
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>>82327353
yes
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>>82328893
you ok, buddy?

Seriously, are you having a stroke or something? Your spelling is getting progressively worse and worse, and your arguments are becoming less and less coherent with every passing sentence

I can call some authorities and give them your info if you don't think you're able to. My uncle sustained severe brain damage that caused strokes. Seems like you're in the same boat.
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>>82327277
>using your child's life threatening crisis for cheap applause on your latenight attentionwhoring venue

Jesus.
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>be /pol/ack
>make cringeworthy thread
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>>82330757
Nah I'm good
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>>82330639

i do not understand you.
the fact that healthcare is more important than mayonnaise doesn't make it any less of a commodity.

a person has to study mayonnaise and git gud the same way a person has to study surgery.
it's way harder to do the latter, which is why it's way more expensive.

just use a different word if you like, since commodity sounds icky. but at the end of the day, a person is still providing you a service whether that "service" is saving your life or making your sandwich tasty.

you'd probably feel much safer eating government mayo than having your life decided by a government-mandated surgeon.

you know how a lot of doctors are in a rush to push you out the door? it's because they're being forced to help a million people.
in a world of purely private medicine, that doctor can clear his schedule for you.
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>>82330771
What sort of rice? There's tons of different varieties of the stuff, depending on quality and storage time
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why do american leftists enjoy corporate mouthpiece comedians so much? you guys realize that's all these people are...right?
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>>82330771

You're using a colloquial definition.
Commodity just means something you trade for money or sheep or whatever. Usually it's something like mayo, but technically it applies to anything sold from one person to another.
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>>82330846
s-shut up? triggered much? fragile masculinity and fragile white supremacy. you Poltards need a safespace much?
now please don't call me a nigger faggot or i'll donate to some fat chick's patreon
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>>82330761
But the interstate system was voted in. And beleive it or not you pay for the interstate system when you buy gas. Look at the pump.

Although it would be hard, you can avoid driving. You cannot avoid living, which is what obambo care taxes you for.

How can you ai!ots not see this?its a law that forces you to buy a product. If rhey can doece you to buy insurance, why cant they force you to buy netflix?
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>>82330905
>this triggered bitch right here
Why are leftists so pathetic?
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>>82330944
do you even irony? That's clearly a /pol/tard trying to larp as a leftist
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>>82330761
>forcing more players the enter the system make the market less effective instead of more?
>force

keyword

>every other road in America using taxpayer money
kind of, yeah.
better that they build a road on my dime than terminate a pregnancy, imo.
but still no good.

roads are built whether the government mandates them to be or not.
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>>82330967
stop shilling your stupid videos before you get banned
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>>82330846
>>82330905
>>82330944
(You) should samefag less.
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>/tv/ - roads and heart surgery
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ZIGGY ZOCKY ZIGGY ZOCKY HOY HOY HOY
ZIGGY ZOCKY ZIGGY ZOCKY HOY HOY HOY
ZIGGY ZOCKY ZIGGY ZOCKY HOY HOY HOY
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>>82330804
Im super drunk but i can still outbargue you. For rucks sake you are giving me shit about spelling.

Theres no upvotes here, buddy
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>>82329300
Top fucken kek. Fucken Americans.
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>>82328133
just look at yourself
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>>82329949

Can you imagine living like this? Nearly every waking moment of your life consumed by the notion of this ideology?
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I didn't even know he goes political I couldn't finish the video because he kept crying like a fucking twat.
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>>82327277
>I will never know what it is like to have a wife and children.
Stay mad.
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>>82330541
You can change the color on 4chanx you know.
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>>82328680
Obama's health care plan was literally written and formed by Republicans though. But by all means, blame him. His fault boys.
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>>82329231
t. your dad.
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