The protagonist of the last film you watched has to fight Joe

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He'll just stop midfight and ramble on about kettlebells, gorillas, and onnit and call jamie to pull some shit up.
I think I'll be fine.

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>>82322637

i'm good.

>>82322637
Last film I watched was Alien. If Ripley can beat an acid-blooded Alien I'm sure she can handle Joe Rogaine.

>>82322677
>>82322698
Shit dude. Me too

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He's had to deal with harder fucks than Rogan.
The drug addled yet intuitive and perceptive mind is something he has over Rogan, who is just drug addled.

>>82322698
You haven't seen Alien have you

>>82322755
m'ah nigga

>>82322637
I don't watch films. I watch flicks.

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He ain't even gonna run outta bubblegum

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>>82322637
Watch it joe

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>>82322765
Still got it on my HD. Here's the moment where Ripley ejects it from the ship at the end.

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I'm fucked. Bitch got killed by nothing. Joe Rogan is actually a tangible thing.

>>82322637
Channing Tatum from 22 Jump Street
I don't think manlet egghead has a chance

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Rogan is finished

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>>82325272
*beats up your channing*

and then sucks your dick

>>82322637
>300

LOL good luck against Leonidas, Manlet Rogan.

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Bye Joe

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I'd like my odds.

but he dies in the end so Im fucked

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>>82322637
id body this bald ass nigga

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>Right wing guest: Well, the left ofte--
>Rogan: You did it again, what's with this "left" stuff?
>Right wing guest: People often speak in generalizations when it comes to political affiliations. You simply can't break down every individual in the world.
>Right wing guest: As I was saying, some people on the left oft-
>Rogan: [YELLS] There you go again, YOU FUCK! This left stuff, it's a bunch of shit.
>Rogan: YOU FUCK! Dumb FUCK. LIAR!


>Left wing guest: race is a social construct, it literally doesn't matter, there's zero difference
>Left wing guest: there are too many white people in Portland
>Left wing guest: Whites tend to think differently, they certainly oppress minorities.
>Left wing guest: Islam is a great religion, muslims are probably the most peaceful on earth. Christianity is far worse, a much bigger global threat to freedom.
>Left wing guest: You know what? I'm fine with killing babies after they've been born if it's convenient, it should be legal.
>Rogan: mmhmm yeah, totally, gotta keep an open mind about everything, let's talk about gorillas and when music was first recorded.

Craig version of Bond, I'll be fine.

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what you know about death

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immigration laws are dumb you dummy because maybe 5000 years from now everyone will be part of some futuristic hivemind beyond linguistics!!!

>triggered /pol/cucks ruin another thread

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Not too good lads.

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>>82322637

Pretty fucked, unless Sam is with him. Then I'd put my odds at about 38%.

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>>82327619
I don't know, Frodo has the height advantage so maybe he could leverage that to defeat Joe.

>>82327619
They're about the same size. Also Hobbits were unexpectedly hearty creatures of great stamina.

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>>82326727
*swallows it all like some kinda faggy San Fran queer*

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>>82327683
>>82327734
Ok guys. If Joe connected with anything Frodo would be orbital. Now if he has the ring on, maybe. Probably just get his finger bitten off though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWC6x4Qqwe4

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MEW protecting me? Yes please..

She'd just chuck a grenade at him and that'd be that.

>>82327125
Bitch, Joe had like 15 right wing guests in a row before he even started arguing with them. I thought people on the right weren't supposed to be massive fucking cry babies

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Daniel burnheart from future war. Either way it'll be a hilarious fight.

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>wait, what? duude!

>>82322637
>pulls mic closer to face

>>82328740
Lol, quit bullshitting. Joe leans left, he's called out every right-wing guy on his show when they say something he doesn't agree with or something a bit out there. He plays softball with the lefties, and I don't mean a Lawrence Krauss or someone actually respected, but with the huffingtonpost / glorified bloggers he has on.

>>82329088
>88

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Joe beats pretty much anyone as long as there are no weapons.

Ironically, if documentaries count, I should be good.

>>82322637
>Schwarzenegger in Predator.
Joe Rogan is already dead

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>>82322637
Looks like Joe will have to do some digging

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question is, which one?

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>>82322637
Not even worried

>>82326727
nooo not my dick

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>>82322637
Pretty damn fucked.

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>>82322637
all he'd have to do is show rogan the alien spaceship and they'd team up to *I start to spasm wildly*

>>82322637
>10th Planet shorts

I could take him.

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He's not even gonna fight, he'd just sit there and play chess with himself until he dies

>how fucked are you

Pretty sure jr is a bottom.

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Last thing I watched was last nights JRE, so it'd be Joe Rogan vs Joe Rogan.

Whoever wins sucks my dick

>>82322637
Malcolm Tucker.
Goodbye Rogan

>>82322925
How is a dyke tricking an Alien by sheer luck (with the help of her friends) translate into her surviving a black belt in TKD and 10PJJ?

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>>82322637
YEAAAAH BABY!

>>82322637
Star Lord ventilates him with his blasters. I'm good.

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>>82327683
>Frodo has the height advantage

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>>82327619
>>82327683

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>>82334305
Sheer luck. She went on to make sequels so I'm assuming she won.

>>82322637
I watched The Blob so I guess the teen girl was the protag? Anyway I'm fucked.

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Joe is fucked

>>82336449
Spread your asscheeks, boy. I hear Joe's pretty girthy down there

>>82336472
The woman is the protag, you're fucked.

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A Monster Calls, so either a 12 year old kid or pic related

Ryan Gosling in La La Land


Shiiit

>>82336498
The entire story was about Kong, how the fuck is he not the main protagonist?

>>82336449
I'm surprised they killed off a cute shota in that movie. I forgot movies used to do that. They even show him dissolving and stuff, it was pretty gnarly.

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>>82322637
Rogan's no match for Connor Macleod!

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>>82327683

>>82336638
Because I said so. Anyway, Joe would beat Godzilla and Kong so you're still fucked.

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If even the human beast protects me I'm fine

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>>82337484
>Joe would beat Godzilla

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FUCK it's a blind dude

>>82322637
Michael Sheen played an architect.

i feel like that's a dead heat.

>>82336638
You're fucking stupid. That's like saying the protagonist of Godzilla 2014 is Godzilla. Pure idiocy on your part.

>>82337747
>That's like saying the protagonist of Godzilla 2014 is Godzilla.
But he was.

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>>82322637
I think hed find a way

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well...fuck