>it's a Truman has frozen pizza for dinner for the 9th

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>its a truman makes a meta post about himself on /tv/ episode

>It's a Truman eats way too much out of a complete lack of other things to do episode

>it's another Truman jacks off in the shower, cums in two minutes and inmediatly feels disgust and emptiness because it doesn't feel like anything anymore episode
>it's a Truman cries in his patio episode
>it's a Truman cries in the shower episode
>it's a Truman cries himself to sleep episode

Don't they have any fresh scripts?

>>82318728
Just be yourself anon

Truman had a wife though

>it's a truman is exhausted and needs sleep but gets a panic attack whenever he lies down episode

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>it's a truman wipes his ass until there is blood on the toilet paper for the tenth year in a row

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>>82318728
Wait, so you're telling me most people don't have canned ravioli every day for dinner?

>It's a Truman promises himself to go to bed early this time because his performance at work is getting worse and worse but after fapping instead of going to bed stays up late until 3 AM to watch retarded arguments on 4chan and those very same arguments never change either and it looks like time is a flat circle

>its a truman is at his worse state since forever and is about to destroy his life even further episode

>>82318728

>it's a truman can't afford food so he eats old cashews again episode

>It's a Truman watches the Truman Show when he was very young, just beginning to grasp concepts of what his reality is and subsequently develops narcissistic personality disorder and mild schizophrenia that only worsens when he's introduced to Osmosis Jones on Kids WB episode

>>82319049
>it's a truman wipes with office paper episode

>>82319127
>>82319049
episode

>>82318728
>it's a Truman buys five frozen pizzas for the weekend so he doesn't have to leave the house and the checkout girl says 'wow, I guess it's pizza day' and he stares back at her dead-eyed and says 'I guess so' episode

>>82318728

>it's a truman reaches into his dip cup to pull out tobacco pouches to reuse episode

>It's a Truman begins noticing more product placement in his everyday life and lashes out at his capitalist masters episode

>It's a Truman attempts suicide episode
Man I'm getting tired of these

>It's a Truman takes a bath every night before bed because he doesn't remember what it feels like to be hugged and he's so desperate and alone episode

>>82318728
>It's a Truman gets asked to leave a wedding episode

>>82319224
thanks

>>82318969
God damn, this is why I hate weekends. I go from my bed to my computer all day, drink like a degenerate at night, and eat like a retard all day because I have literally nothing else to do

Some of these episodes make me wonder how they allow the show to continue production

>>82319317
>its a Truman hasn't tried taking a bath in years so instead of showering he sits down in the tub and realizes his legs don't even fit anymore let alone his whole body so he stands back up and sadly showers while thinking about the fact that tubs designed for 6'+ men would be a killer market to get into because there are probably a ton of men out there that would buy one but he doesn't know the first thing about starting a business so he just forgets about it by the next day episode

>it's a truman quotes the dark knight rises opening scene in the shower and chuckles to himself episode

>it's a truman it's so obsessed with how he looks that if he thinks he looks good NOTHING can bring him down, and if he thinks he looks bad, he'll lash out at anyone for anything and talk really low and avoid everyone episode

>>82319149
It's a Truman used to push and see how far he could get away with everything but now it's spiraled out of his control episode.

>>82319165
wtf

>it's a truman mumbles out loud everything he reads episode

>it's a Truman is reasonably successful in his field yet still feels empty episode

>>82318728
>it's a Truman wasn't able to drag himself up out of bed this morning for work, and then later found out he overdrafted on his bank account, so he had to call his dad and beg for money episode.

>it's a Truman downs an entire bottle of rum and reads old love letters from his ex that broke up with him 10 years ago episode

these are getting old

>>82319157
>it's a Truman eats a few saltines for dinner episode
>its a Truman enjoys starving more than eating episode.

>It's a Truman watches a movie because it was recommended by some meme reviewers on the internet and he really hates it but keeps going just so he can complain about it later episode

>It's a Truman philosophically agrees with Libertarianism but laughs at bad things happening to rich people episode

>it's a Truman against vaccinations episode

>>82318969
>It's a Truman drink way too much out of a complete lack of other things to do episode
>it's the same episode for the whole week

>it's a Truman shamefully buys another grocery bag full of Hot Pockets, knowing he is fulfilling /tv/ NEET memes but unable to muster up the will to eat any food that requires preparation episode

>it's a Truman lubes up one of the empty beer bottles from after hanging out with Marlon and puts it up his ass just far enough that he starts to worry it'll shatter so he pulls it back out and puts it at the bottom of the trash bag so Meryl won't notice it episode

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>>82319239
>mfw i start noticing product placement in my life

>it's a Trueman gets asked how he feels and he says that he hasn't been better but ends up contemplating suicide but chickens out because he would probably dissapoint his parents as usual

>>82319127
This hits way too close to home.

>>82319516
>it's a Truman quotes The Dark Knight Rises at least once daily in a desperate and strange attempt to connect with another potentially autistic human being.

>It's a Truman gets told by his friends that he's cool and that girls would like him yet he goes to bed alone once again episode

>it's a Truman has a 200 word essay due for tomorrow and he still hasn't started episode

>It's a Truman has to hide a smile when his boss unknowingly sits in Truman's secret fart chair episode

>>82319127
Why do they keep doing reruns of this episode?

>It's a Truman's friend asks him to hit on a fat girl so he can fuck the cute friend and he goes along with it because he has no reason not to but then the fat girl is so nice and Truman hasn't fucked anyone in over a year so he's considering actually fucking her episode

Can't wait to see how this turns out

>It's a Truman sings in the shower only to stop out of embarrassment by how bad his singing is then go into a mild depression that he'll never work in musicals episode

>it's a Truman changes stores daily so that the cute cashiers don't realize that he's an alcoholic while they actually do because he still ends up buying a case from the same cashier twice a week

>it's a Truman dances alone in his room to music while daydreaming episode

>>82319516
...fuck

>>82319813
>It's a Truman is so socially inept he can't even get the fat girl to fuck him and he creeps her out and ruins it for his friend episode

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>>82319841
Fuck you man.

>>82318728
It's the producer has to figure out how to sneak in subliminal messages throughout town to kill himself for a whole month with the caveat that he will not do it if he see's a sign. Cue special guest porn star Kylie Janis with a little of refreshing mountain dew and doritos who saves him 2min in his hanging attempt, where she notices his boner from asphyxiation. Then fucks him with the hit song from Weezer playing the background fulfilling the sign he needed to live and making it the most watched episode in three years just right behind the cucked episode.

>it's a Truman has cigarettes and beer for dinner episode
>it's a Truman has resigned himself to being alone forever and therefore has no reason to practice basic hygiene episode
>it's a Truman tries to fill the void with weed and video games all weekend episode

Not sure why I keep watching this desu senpai

>It's a Truman is probably going to a really good grade from his university but still won't be happy because it's less than 100% and he was brought up to think that anything less than absolute success is complete failure episode

>>82318728

>It's a le readittors cruise 4chan for lol kek upvote yous

>It's a Truman smiles at a girl at work and she smiles back and he spends the rest of the day in his cubicle dreaming about what it would be like if they were married episode

>>82319918
If you go to a university where actually getting 100% is possible you should probably go somewhere better.

>It's a Truman has recurring dreams about being back with his emotionally and physically abusive ex girlfriend and it's the only time he feels loved despite knowing while he's awake that talking to her again would only ruin his life again so he sits at home alone drinks episode

>its a truman has a painful mouth ulcer and hasn't eaten for 3 days and lives off coffee and energy drinks instead

>>82318728
>it's a Truman skips university to shitpost and be a slob episode
>it's a Truman walks around the street just to look at girls up close episode
>it's a Truman keeps shoving any chocolate flavored garbage he can find to fill the void episode
>it's a Truman is not sure what to do with his live and hopes something or someone comes and saves him episode

>>82319973
I don't, obviously. It's just my own dumb, unrealistic personal standards.

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>>82319178
>it's a Truman gets a papercut on his ringpiece episode

>It's a Truman has such high standards for everything that he is never happy with even the good things in his life episode

>It's a Truman sits next to a cute girl on the bus and when she gets off he tries to smell her seat and he realizes this is the high point of his day and he will think about it all day while the cute girls doesn't even remember his face

>its a Truman imagines playing in a band in front of his whole highschool class and becoming popular while lying alone in his bed episode

>It's a Truman only ever tidies up for when he has visitors so he never tidies up episode

>It's a Truman feels he shouldn't be as depressed as he is given the circumstances, which leads to him sinking further into it episode

Why does this episode air so often?

>>82319999
Stop it. Learning the material is the most important thing. You aren't in high school anymore. And even if you can't get 100, you can get repeating digits.

>>82319127
This episode is so familiar.

Why the fuck can't I go to bed earlier?

I'm so tired of waking up tired.

>It's a Truman drinks himself depressed and makes a hasty excuse to leave episode

>>82319987
I love the continuity of the show, how one thing naturally leads to the next.

>it's a truman starts his eight year in the university because he has done nothing but drank alone in his one room apartment for the last four years episode

>>82320050
Yeah, I realise that you're right, it's just my own brain that's dumb. A part of me blames the grades system generally because it encourages people to think like this, but I guess there's no real alternative.

>>82318728
Imagine, everyone in the world saw Truman's tiny willy wacker.

>it's a Truman finally decides to go out with people only to get anxious with all the happy and social people so he leaves without saying anything and no one even notices episode

>it's a Truman stays up at night regretting not taking his Dad's pistol into school and getting revenge before taking his own life episode

>It's a Truman has trouble sleeping, but when he finally does fall asleep, he sleeps an entire day away episode

Another epic /reddit9k/ reject thread that OP will pretend has been here since before this year
epic

>it's a Truman feels hopeless so he gets super into revolutionary socialism as a way of feeling like he has some control over life's circumstances but the more he learns about the way society works the more he realizes any desirable change is virtually impossible episode

>>82319978
Fag

>It's a Truman shoots up his old school episode

>it's a truman pretends to be a liberal in /pol/ just to get (yous) because he craves the attention

jesus truman just stop it

>It's a Truman tries to kick meth for the 1000th time and after just a day he goes on a binge and ends up staying up for three days, missing work and sitting on a corner making sure the guy that spies through the window doesn't break in


This shit is getting old senpai

So is this just a /tv/ feels thread? You guys are complete degenerates

>>82319317
Are u me.also Truman takes a bath because he is out of toilet paper

>It's a Truman sold weed and went to college really slowly because he thought he would be having as much fun as he did when he was 19 for the rest of his life but now that he's 23 and in his 5th year of college all of his friends have graduated and moved away leading to him partying with people 5 years younger than him episode

>>82318728
>it's a Truman removes his memories of an ex episode

>it's a Truman binge watches the Sopranos episode

>It's a Truman's fake wife actually falls in love with him but he cheats on her all the time and she has to pretend like she doesn't know episode

> It's a Truman's friends have started having sex with girls episode
> It's a Truman goes clubbing with his friends and they resent him for not enjoying himself episode
> It's a Truman starts drinking at the age of 19 because he somehow thinks it'll get him girls episode
> It's a Truman would probably kill himself if he didn't love his younger brother so much episode

>>82319127
delete this episode

>It's a Truman doesn't really know what to do around girls he likes so just gets awkward and talks to his male friends instead because he knows where he stands with them episode

>>82320298
>It's a Truman wishes he had an ex to have memories of episode

>It's a Truman remembers all the girls he pushed away that genuinely cared for him to instead lust for ones that didn't, leaving him completely alone for many years episode

>>82319623
The Mist?

>it's a Truman now needs a whole six pack to fall asleep and it's getting worse every month episode

>>82320534
Yeah. This fucking sucks. I have no idea what people like about it. This fucking shit with the religious woman is so ham fisted and retarded. Everything about everyone is retarded. Fuck it, I'll keep watching, but I'm not enjoying it at all.

>>82319845
h-how does Truman know, what Truman does

>>82320358
>this episode sounds more like happy days

>>82320385
>this sounds like a freaks and geeks episode

>>82320497
>this episode is the "meeting with the goddess" episode

>>82320554
>this sounds more like a psa than an episode

>it's a Truman gets reprimanded for stealing yet another roll of toilet paper from the office episode.

>>82320015
>it's a really makes you think episode

>>82319813
>it's a Truman isn't intimidated by the new shy chubby intern at work so he is outgoing and funny with her and she opens up and is now one of his better coworker friends and she tells him a bunch of different animes to try and Truman says he'll watch a few of them to humor her but he never does episode

>It's a Truman BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP's episode

Did truman ever do drugs

Like what if he just wanted to get high as shit all day

>>82319233
my fave

>>82320102
Uh this thread is about Truman, not your own gay life.

>it's a Truman turns up to a social events but uses his phone to hide away from starting conversations with other people episode

>It's a Truman's neighbor asks to borrow his laundry sauce then he fucking uses all of it episode

>>82320844
They probably just never gave him an opportunity

>it's a Truman's new therapist asks if he's turned to alcohol or drugs to cope with his depression and Truman says no while privately thinking about the fact that he abuses sleeping pills to spend as little time awake as possible episode

>>82319755
>200 words
Truman is joking right?

>another: Trueman makes an attempt to socialize, but quickly gets tired of the charade. So he decides to go home and get black out drunk while listening to the same old album again episode

>it's a truman eats taco bell all day and sniffs his farts season

>it's a truman goes to the doctor and says that he drinks maybe once a week and the doctor tells him to drink less even though truman actually gets totally wasted daily to cope with his horrible life episode

>>82319452
Go to a baseball game, go to Dave and Buster's, go somewhere for fucks sake.

>It's a Truman stays awake till 4 am watching a shitty rehashed teen drama, enduring scenes which make him physically ill, so that he can fabricate more detailed imaginary scenarios where he ends up meeting the brunette with blue eyes while he lies in bed before he sleeps to feel less lonely episode

>>82319474
it's like some kind of joke an truman's the punchline

>>82319735

>it's a Truman's malaise is sometimes curbed when he catches a (You) that's unironically friendly or appreciative of his joke and walks over to his window and grins like a faggot reminiscing about 10 minutes ago when he was on form

>>82320076
>Why the fuck can't I go to bed earlier?

Display screens are tricking you into staying up later.

>it's a truman lost his job a while ago, and is only just now starting to apply for new ones, but he got tired of seeing jobs he can't qualify for so now he's playing overwatch and shitposting on 4chan episode.

>it's a Truman says something stupid on the internet and gets called out on it so he closes the laptop and paces around his apartment breathing heavily episode

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>>82321259
>it's a Truman drinks 3 cups of coffee in the morning, an energy drink at lunch, and 3 cans of Mt Dew with dinner but makes sure to turn on f.lux while he is raiding before bed so the bright lights don't fuck up his sleeping pattern episode

>>82318728

>it's a Truman gets home from his dead-end job at 10PM and cries himself to sleep

>it's a Truman is living his last month while being empty inside episode

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>it's a Truman finally lays down to sleep and he is staring up at the ceiling and says "Tomorrow is the day I get my life together" episode

>>82321444
> 3 cans of Mt Dew with dinner
>its a random stranger on the internet tells truman to get ahold of his life episode

>>82321212
>well written episode

>>82321055
>it's a join a fucking meetup group or something episode

>>82320974
i've never eaten a taco bell. i realise now that in my life i will always have enough money to not have to eat at taco bell.

>It's a Truman is only 25 but realizes he made the worst mistake of his life when he chose a liberal arts degree.

>>82321614
>its a truman has no degree but pulls down 6 figures working from home episode

>>82318728
>its a Truman is able to push the dread of his existence out of his mind during the day but laying in bed at night it all creeps in and he lays awake for hours crying and telling himself he's a piece of shit episode

>>82321657
>its a truman should listen to sleepwithmepodcast.com episode

>>82321614
>Its a Truman drops out of his STEM program because he realized being an engineer was a shitty job

>>82321653
>it's a truman sits down and does his books and calculates that he needs to charge more than $5 for gay sex in his home brothel episode

>>82321657
>it's a truman spends his whole day watching sports to keep himself from thinking anything and when he goes to bed he starts considering suicide again episode

>>82321723
>It's a Truman is too fucking stupid to realize that business and finance companies hire many STEM candidates because of their strong analytical talents.

>It's a Truman swallows his own poop so he doesn't lose his power episode

>it's a Truman accidentally mentions at work that he has a Switch and his coworkers get excited and insist that he bring it in tomorrow so they can have an office-wide Mario Kart tournament episode

That scene of Truman buying 3 extra Pro controllers right after work and rushing home to scruff them up a little bit so his coworkers would think he actually had friends who had messed up his controllers a little bit already really made me think

>it's a truman thinks about baneposting and chuckles to himself nonstop on the bus while the actors pretend to not notice episode

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>it's a Truman ends up nearly homeless and is now living in a tweaker RV that smells like a wet dog fucked a hobo and they both died in the RV and their corpses weren't discovered for twenty years and has to get a job at a goodwill to not starve

>>82321723
>its a truman forgets to end his truman episode post with the word episode episode

>>82321723
>it's a Truman deludes himself into thinking the job wasn't for him, when he was actually just too stupid to be an engineer episode

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>>82318728
>It's a /tv/ turns into /r9k/ episode

>it's a Truman holds a knife to his wifes throat while she sleeps then the producers show her the footage the next day and she quits episode

>>82321814
>its another truman forgets to end his truman episode post with the word episode episode

>>82320891

What are his sleeping pills?

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>>82319165
?

>>82321853
>it's a Truman spots a normie who thinks he fits in but actually sticks out like a sore thumb and needs to go back episode

>>82319595
Truman should burn those letters if he isn't a faggoy.

>it's another Truman kidnaps a neighborhood pet and cuts off its penis and puts it in his ice box to make a popsicle out of episode

>it's a Truman doesn't notice that he has a tendency to quietly say out loud what he's typing until the cute new girl who is HR's daughter is standing right behind him giving him a weird look episode

>its a truman is a chronic masturbater and jerks off to dwarf porn for 3 hours while questioning how he got to this point episode
this season is getting old really quick

>it's a Truman suggests spacedocking to his girl and she breaks up with him episode

>>82322078
Looks like Truman dodged a prude-shaped bullet.

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>>82321787

>It's a Truman meets a nice girl and things seem to be going ok but then she says she's too busy to do anything two weeks in a row so she's clearly trying to get rid of him episode
How many times can the writers get away with doing the same thing over and over?

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>>82319049
iktf my dude

we probably have cancer by now

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>>82321877
>It's another Truman episode episode episode

>>82319375
bullshit... for real ?

Mods in case you're wondering. This is a thinly veiled feels thread and has barely anything to do with Television & Film.

Feel free to delete

>It's a Truman hears a song on the radio he likes so when he goes home that's all he listens to for 2+ hours episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0wfu3tOrtQ

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Anyone else smell that?

>>82322246
nigger

>>82322246
>It's a Truman adds a new tripcode to his filtered list episode

>>82322246
>every single post is about the truman show reimagined as a tv series about various human topics

>"barely anything to do with Television & Film."

>its another episode in which truman tripfags on 4chan and acts superior for no reason episode

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>It's a Truman gets tired of friends that only want to drink to get as shit faced as possible until 6 am, but they're his only friends so it's either deal with that or be a hermit episode

>it's a Truman has sex with his girlfriend for the first time and sets her up for doggy style and it feels good but he notices a faint smell of shit and she quickly changes positions and Truman can't even focus on the sex anymore because he realizes she knew they were going to have sex but didn't want to get into doggy style because she had excused herself during dinner to use the restroom and now he feels guilty for making her feel embarrassed and they haven't had sex in nearly 3 months because he can't think of her sexually anymore without also thinking of that slight poop smell and she starts to get self conscious and asks if he is still physically attracted t her and he laughs and says yes but lets play Zelda again tonight to avoid having to have sex with her and he privately wonders how long he can keep going on making excuses to not have sex before she finally loses patience and breaks up with him or starts cheating episode

>>82322485
>it's the first episode of the arch were truman comes out of the closet

>it's a Truman has a thin girlfriend who knows how to shower so Truman eats her ass out all day episode

>>82322485
>its a truman asks another anon to delete this episode

>It's a Truman wipes his ass, then smells it and debates putting the tip of his young on it episode

>Its a Truman gets nostalgic for the good times when she still liked him episode
>It's a Truman stares at his phone for a text that will never come episode

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>>82322717
I'm begging you to delete this

>it's a Truman's girlfriend is actually really pretty but has sub-par hygiene and he doesn't know how to communicate to her that she needs to brush her teeth and wash her hair more often or else he is going to have to break up with her episode

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>>82319049
>>82322169
My blood brothers

>It's a Truman's girlfriend is into being heavily dominated which Truman is really excited about but she surprised him after a long day of work with a nice dinner and tried to initiate sex but he was so tired that he tried fucking her gently to conserve energy and she assumes he's upset with her.

>That followup episode where he's so tired and she's desperately pleading with him for two hours to tell her what's wrong but there isn't anything wrong and he just wants to go to bed and cuddle but she doesn't believe him and leaves crying

Truman should just invent a problem and let her "fix" it at this point right?

>>82323165
>episode

>episode

>>82322717
Feels episode

>It's a Truman is suffering a existential crisis because he like traps but people say that traps are gay so Truman have a gender dysphoria because he thinks that he's homossexual episode

>it's a Truman finally gets a girlfriend and a few months in she tells him that all of her friends took a vote and decided she has the best looking boyfriend out of all of them episode

That scene where Truman is talking to himself wondering why she would lie about something so stupid it so it must be true was pretty kino

>>82323481
Traps are gay, gay is fine. Just don't be a fag about it.

>>82320882
>laundry sauce

is this movie good or just a meme?

>>82324008
It is unironically one of the finest examples of cinema from the 90s.

>>82319127
I can't even tell if it's a rerun or the only type of episode there is anymore

>>82322246

fuck off back to posting capeshit

>it's a Truman is enjoying a thread that suddenly dies for no reason episode

>>82322409

>it's a truman became the hermit episode

>its an truman visits a meme thread on an taiwanese handpuppet board to have a laugh, but is ultimatly confronted with posts that hit too close to home episode

>it's a truman is stuck in an endless loop of gaming, sleeping, eating, shitposting, gaming, sleeping, eating, shitposting.

>It's a Truman makes 100k$ a year but his wife makes sure he's always broke episode.

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>it's a Truman waits for his only friend to texts him while he sits in loneliness

>>82324710
>>82324725
EPISODE

>it's a Truman doesn't leave his room for hours because his roommate has his gf over and he is in his underwear episode

>it's a Truman buys an unhealthy snack as a pick me up extremely late at night for the fifth day in a row episode

>It's a truman realizes he hasn't felt any of these in ages because he just quit feeling things episode
>It's an everything truman does feels the same as if he were going to work episode

>>82322246
>It's a Truman puts on his tripcode and acts like an extra large faggot with bacon and cheese in a fun thread episode

>It's a Truman is alone so he acts out hypothetical scenes from the weird text based RPG he's a part of like an autist episode

>it's a truman is out enjoying himself with coworkers but then he catches a glance of his face in the reflection of a car window, which shatters his self-esteem so he makes an excuse to leave and goes home episode

>it's a truman realizes he can't even connect to autists on 4chan because he has no hobbies

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>>82325036

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>This thread

Truman...had a hard life

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>it's a Truman punches and insults himself for messing up with a girl in a cringeworthy manner several years ago episode

>>82319941
AAAAA STOP IT

>it's a Truman already decided to kill himself

>>It's a truman's goes on a probably permanent break with his girlfriend because they are both manic depressive borderline drug addicts episode.
>>it's a trumans only close friends have moved away or are moving soon episode
>>it's a truman hasn't left the bed in 3 days besides to work his dead end job or eat shitty food episode.
>>it's a trumans only help getting the emotion out is shitposting on a Californian avocado aficionado board

Solidarity in collective feelings of hopelessness and despair. good luck anons

>it's a truman gets absurdly angry over nothing but he doesn't want to break anything again so he punches himself in the face until he starts seeing stars again episode

>>82319567
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>It's a Truman considers dropping out of college because he really fucking hates it but he keeps going because it's free and he doesn't know what else he wants to do episode

>it's a Truman has a pile of cigarette butts on his desktop and spits right on the floor because who cares at this point episode

>>82318728
These threads make me happy

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>it's a Truman eats amphetamine and jacks off to incest porn for 14 hours straight episode

>it's a truman considering dropping his kid off to her grandmother's and then getting fucking wasted for the whole weekend episode

>its a Truman blacks out at a social event and thinks he had a good time But can't shake the feeling he might have said something weird and everyone judged him

>it's a Truman often acts out interactions and walks back and forth 4 or 5 times in the restroom while alone then wonders if he's actually autistic or if he is just subconciously forcing himself to act weird to reinforce his own feelings of uniqueness episode

>it's a truman goes to fap to porn but it's not doing it for him so he thinks about his little sister instead and comes instantly episode

>>82325423
in all seriousness immediately foster an interest in a profitable profession that you even find mildly fulfilling. stay in college because noone else is going to fund you for the time it takes to become good at something worth money

>oh fucking boy it's another truman spills the piss bottles that have been piling up in the corner of his room, because he is too autistic to go use the shared bathroom to take a piss, and then he ends up leaving the piss on the floor because who gives a fuck, only to find two days later the piss has been crystallized and can't be cleaned unless he soaks the piss for another couple of hours episode.

>>82325903
I saw one just like that episode last week! Truman blacked out and thought he had punched somebody again, but it turns out at the end that in reality the one that got punched was him. No wonder his nose was a little sore, amirite?

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i non-ironically fucking love these threads

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>>82326064
Holy shit I gotta see this episode

>its a truman fucks up a post on an anonymous image board and quickly closes the tab in embarrassment episode

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>it's a Truman makes out okay despite all the horrible things done to and by him episode.

>It's a something that would be inconsequential nicety happens to Truman and he finally gets hope that his life could turn around and he could be a normal human being
>He then spends the next week or so obsessing about how that good thing wasn't actually a good thing
>He then shames himself for ever thinking that in the first place before falling back into old self destructive habits

>it's a Truman and Marlon slowly normalize the idea of two average sized men splitting a 6 pack every day, sometimes multiple times a day

Really hate that the beer sponsors are forcing this on us in these recent seasons

drinking every day is a bad idea

>It's a Truman scratches his asshole then sniffs his fingers for the 4723rd time episode

>it's a truman hangs out at his friends house, smokes weed and drinks all night, then gets up at 12 and immediately does it again all day until he falls asleep again episode
>it's a truman punches his friend while playing super smash brothers melee episode

>>82326201
>tfw i know this episode too much

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>>82326246
WOW NO DUDE

>it's a Joe finds the box of dead small animals Truman buried under the doghouse episode

>>82318728
>It's a Truman shows up black out drunk to work & threatens several peoples lives only to get fired episode

>faking enthusiasm episode

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>>82326246

>>82319535

Fucking A why does this happen to us?

>>82325245
a Truman what?

>it's a Truman gets blackout drunk while barbecuing with friends and when he wakes up he finds out he kicked over the still-lit grill, called up his LDR girlfriend on Skype and made his friends talk to her while he stumbled around the backyard, and finally yelled at his friends to get out of his house so he could go jack off and go to sleep episode

>It's a Truman goes on a craze because his favorite food is no longer sold in stores because the manufacturers we're fed up with the crazy advertising fees so he goes on a tangent looking at every mini Mart in seahaven trying to find his fucking fruity moots only to be told everywhere they've been discontinued.
The following season they had to start airing the show 10seconds late while they hire Pakistanis to filter out every word of fruity moots because Kristofferson is such a stingy bastard he'd rather outsource round the clock foreigners then let a brand be shown that is refusing to pay for advertising.

>its a Truman realizes it would be really easy to order women's clothes on Amazon and experiment with crossdressing like he wanted to when he was younger cuz he's alone in his apartment episode

I didn't like this one

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>>82319127

>>82325875
people do that when they trust/have a good relationship with the relative, mom drops my young brother with me grandma every once in a while

>it's a truman gets a text from a girl he likes and immediately realizes he has no idea how to talk to women episode

>>82318969
>>82319452
>>82321054
get a hobby you fags

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>>82319535
Geeze. Too much.

>it's a sports are the only thing that bring Truman joy in life anymore and his favorite team is currently getting blown the fuck out by an all-time great basketball team episode

>>82326537
>how to talk to women

The same way you talk to dudes.

>>82321614
>it's a truman majors in stem and for the rest of his wageslave life wishes he had followed his passion and majored in literature episode

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>>82326636
>Mormon detected

>>82322753
If you can't communicate that, you're probably gonna end up breaking up anyway, so rip the bandaid off now.

>>82326655
I don't talk to my guy friends much unless we send a particularly interesting shitpost to the other because we're busy. I haven't talked to some in over 3 weeks

>>82326704
Ok.

Ask the girl questions about herself until she says something interesting. Then, when you get bored again, ask her a new question.

>it's a Truman's feminist girlfriend gets upset when he wins in 3 consecutive Mario Kart cups and says he should've let her win a few episode

Love it when the writers throw in some subtle schadenfreude

>>82325903
i don't black out, but every time we go out the morning after i'll ask my girlfriend how she thought i came off to everyone and she says "why do you always ask me that, you came off fine"

>It's a Truman hasn't had a friend for 15 years so his social skills are almost literally that of an unconfident 14 year old
>When he practically begs his family members how to socialize with people so he can finally make friends they just tell him not to worry about it and he'll find people that he clicks with
>He remembers they've been telling him that since he was a kid
>He's literally grown past all the forced social areas of life without making a single friend now

>>82322753
Just tell her she stinks dude. She'll feel bad, but it's fine. You've felt bad before too, and you didn't anhero.

>>82326798
it's a Truman's feminist girlfriend got annoyed when he let her win in smash bros episode

>It's a "Truman's been in a relationship for 2 years with a girl that is perfectly cute, sweet, and enjoyable to be around but he can't shake the feeling that he's just been going trough the motions since the 3-month point" episode
>It's a "Truman falls for a girl who does nothing but chat with him occasionally but the girl's personality is one of warmth and complete understanding so profound that it makes him actually feel human for the first time in a decade" episode
>It's a "Truman can't stop cheating with his incredibly unstable ex who just feeds into his depression, but the sex is so unbelievable that he can't stay away" episode

Are you hanging in there, Truman?
I'm honestly not.

>it's a truman is late for the truman thread episode
ffs

>it's a truman promises to quit drinking for the 9th time this year episode

>It's a Truman rapes a women but they cant arrest him because the show would be boring in prison

>>82326813
You need to start faking some confidence.

>its a Truman got 2 grams of amphetamines from a PTSD-ridden former soldier and has been awake for 40 hours since then episode

>>82326869
Where?

>>82326813
>He's literally grown past all the forced social areas of life without making a single friend now

i always watch this episode and get upset because Truman could have just joined a meetup group of people with similar interests but was in fact not revealing the missing piece of the puzzle of why he has no friends: he's secretly a terrible person, and thinks people he meets have no way of telling

>it's a Truman doesn't consider himself remotely racist but unironically thinks Raimi threads are some of the best content on the internet episode

>>82326694
underrated

>>82326857
this episode hit close to home

>>82326884
that was a good episode

>>82326899
Nah actually he assumes everyone can tell that I'm an asocial creep within seconds of meeting him even if that makes no sense.

>>82323165
Truman start a minor drug problem, such as amphetamines or MDMA.Taking mild doses during the day because he likes how alert it makes him but it kills his sex drive and wears him down.

>>82326884
Glad the producers brought this back in the new season

>>82318728

>it's a truman eats raw hotdogs because he doesn't want to bother cooking them, then immediately regrets it for the third time in a month

>>82318728

>It's a Truman should be making his kids dinner but he's Meta posting on /tv/ episode

>>82326988
oh i see you're just so self-loathing that you force it on others like you're doing on me now. i know plenty of affable asocial people. being a creep is a fucking choice, just don't touch people inappropriately, smell of nothing or better, and don't linger uncomfortably in people's personal space. work your way up from there. if people still recoil from you then think about the things you are saying.

like right now, i don't want to be your friend because i have no use for a random mopey internet stranger in my life. your loneliness makes you less tolerable as a person because i have never even met you and it's the only thing i know about you. i can't imagine how much people you meet must get sick of it. even if you're not telling them with words, you'll be telling them with your actions. your mood has a way of coming through in all social interactions, no matter how you may *want* to come across. focus on being or becoming a person who other people would like to be around.

>>82326838
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.

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>>82320024
FUCKING DELETE THIS!

>>82326838
>it's a Truman hopes his autistic friends will help justify his selfish behavior but they don't episode

>it's a truman promises to not jerk off to trannies again but then jerks off to trannies at the end of the episode and feels empty inside episode

>>82327235
>It's a "Truman realizes he's a genuinely bad person who doesn't want justification, he just needs to talk to someone" episode

>its a Truman has to fap every time before he goes to sleep or he will risk staying up for 2-3 hours before finally giving in and fap anyways episode

>>82327167
So in other words... lie?

>it's a Truman tells his girlfriend he's not feeling well so she'll cancel their plans for the night and instead he downloads several gb of porn episode

>Every episode ends with Truman falling asleep to MST3K, because he can't sleep in total silence and darkness because of tinnitus and anxiety, and he turns the volume to just the right level where he can hear the voices, but can't hear what they're saying

>>82327296

>It's a truman realizes he jerks off so much that if he doesn't jerk off daily his balls start to hurt episode

enslaved by his own balls

>>82327167
Right I got the top line down. In fact I'm pretty sure I practically run from people
So stop projecting my self hatred onto others.
But where exactly do I meet others and what do we talk about period? I can't start a conversation and I have no life experience to relate to.
Like I see people I feel like are trying to talk to me and then when they do I have nothing.
I mean, Truman was those things.

>>82327281
If you are the stupid fuck OP.
Stop it. You don't love your gf anymore. Break up with her before you end up hurting her even more. You also aren't some stupid fucking mindless animal (even though you act like one you stupid fuck) so stop thinking about how great or whatever fucking your dumb slut ex girlfriend, i call her this because obviously she knows you are in a relationship and yet she is fukcing your stupid fuck cock, and start thinking like a rational being. The warmth girl sounds like she could be good for you. Re-evaluate yourself and once you are sure you could also be good for her go for her. You already know all this. You aren't stupid. Stop acting like one.

Good luck.

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>It's a Truman got addicted to some nip mobage games and ends up blowing a few thousand dollars and spending 70% of his current waking day playing it episode

I feel like there's a pattern here.

>>82327413
Thank you

>it's a Truman watches every movie and TV-show he can find about a brother and sister to help fuel his sick incest fantasy episode
I actually don't mind these episodes too much

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>>82327377

>it's a truman desperately wishes he had one of those sleep therapy audio players that play comfy sounds like rain or wind on a timer until you fall asleep, but then never gets one because that seems really gay

>It's a Truman got horny an hour before he has to leave the house and he thought he has enough time to rub one out quickly before leaving but ends up spending 2 hours trying to find good material and ends up late at his appointment episode

>>82327296
I think Artie Lang said something along the lines of "You start doing heroin to get high, but you keep doing it to feel normal", and I think that applies to a lesser extent to other addictions like masturbation as well. I jerk off daily just so I'm not constantly walking around in a semi-horny state, but I'm starting to think that that's what your default state is supposed to be by design.

It's a Truman draws embarrassed naked anime girls to cope with his kratom withdrawal episode

>>82327524
>I jerk off daily just so I'm not constantly walking around in a semi-horny state, but I'm starting to think that that's what your default state is supposed to be by design.

this is exactly what I am feeling right now, it's not that I don't enjoy fapping, but it's getting kinda annoying to make it a daily ritual especially since sometimes I will waste so much time to get truly aroused.

If I don't fap before going to work I will get a stiffie around lunch and another at around 5-6 pm, it's hell holding it in during work so I really have to fap before leaving to work.

>>82327495
I like episodes where Truman accepts being a weirdo and everything works out OK

>>82327301
>>82327408
But where exactly do I meet others and what do we talk about period?
>literally mentioned meetup groups for common interests in my early post to you
focus on something else. even if you are just a big zero personally, if you become successful at something people will want to meet you and spend time around you and listen to you talk.

>So stop projecting my self hatred onto others.
this sentence doesn't make sense

>Like I see people I feel like are trying to talk to me and then when they do I have nothing.
this is so simple. you're going to find it hard to see past the part where you beat yourself up for your perceived failings, but you have two options:

1) become someone who is naturally interesting enough for people to want to spend time around
2) become rich/famous/successful and while you might have some people around who are only around because you're rich/famous/successful, but you'll also have people around who happen to have a vested interest in liking you, but also actually like you.

>>82327502
>sleepwithmepodcast.com
this is the only thing other than drugs/alcohol that can put me right to sleep

>>82319595
i don't know if these episodes are unhealthy or not

>>82327610
You regularly just pop boners at work for no reason? That's not normal dude

>it's a Truman in only 22 and starting to bald episode

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>it's a Truman has secretly wanted to pursue acting since he was 12 years old but hasn't told anyone and was recently an extra on a small film and it reignited and reminded him the love and passion he once had for acting but is discouraged because he's kind of ugly and is 25 so starting now means there's a less than 1% chance of ever "making it" in the industry and also he has one year left of college in a program he's now only marginally interested in episode

wow I hate these episodes they make me wanna kill myself

>>82319755
>it's a Truman is still a high school student but goes on 18+ sites regardless episode

>>82327879
Sounds like Truman can become the next Steve Buscemi to me

>the episode where Truman became addicted to stealth cumming on women in public porn and so he tried it for himself and for an entire season came on every woman in town

>it's a Truman doesn't get turned on by vaginas anymore episode

>>82327926
if only Truman didn't live in Ottawa and could actually go out to auditions and shit

>it's a Truman's parents named him after a Legend of Zelda character episode

>>82327879
better hope you can write too, otherwise it's time to give up on that dream. if you can write then really it's about how hard you work and how good you are. if you're good at writing you have plenty of time to work your way into a dan harmon or marc maron type situation if you really work at it. marc maron's entire first career barely took off and went totally down the toilet and he still managed to build a successful career out of the ashes. dan harmon started out, well, google "laser fart"

>>82328111
Truman is a Zelda character?

>>82328056
fucking move then. i know people who went to other countries with no money and slept on trains and now live in those countries comfortably. literally i know more than one person who has done that. three people actually

>>82328130
No, my real name is the same as a Zelda character

>>82328153
which one?

>>82328111
Aren't you a little too young to post here, Midna?

>>82328172
>>82328178

the bad guy

>>82328211
Fuck off, Tingle

>>82328211
Vaati?

>>82328241
>>82328223
no.
I've never even played Zelda to be honest

>>82328114
>if you can write then really it's about how hard you work and how good you are
isn't that what acting is about too?

>>82328135
considered it...unfortunately I'm a diabetic so I can't really live in poverty though, or else I die

>>82328211
>>82328211
fuck off Sidon

>>82327667
What I meant with the self hatred line was "I hate me so I assume everyone else does too"

>>82328297
>isn't that what acting is about too?
yeah but while you're waiting in ottawa for someone to give you a part, you have to write and make interesting things that you can star in for yourself to encourage other people to give you parts. the writing and acting go hand in hand. if you get too old or ugly to act, you have hopefully written enough to stay in the business as a writer or director. if your acting is good enough that your writing turns out to only have been worthwhile for getting people to watch and discover you then it's all gravy

are you really an actor who doesn't do this?

>considered it...unfortunately I'm a diabetic so I can't really live in poverty though, or else I die
see previous reply then. write good things and act in them. use the internet.

>>82322156
>It's she was too good for trueman, but trueman is too apethetic to try and get her back episode

>>82328527
>trueman
>isn't a true man
Really made me think

>>82318728

>it's a Truman realizes the germans could have just withheld food and water from the jews if they wanted them dead

>>82318728
>it's a Truman wonders why he still hasn't killed himself episode

guess he enjoys suffering

>>82328527
>to try and get her back
just sounds like she's not that into him. no use making it life or death over someone who isn't reasonably invested

>it's a Truman is afraid of what he could achieve so he skips his classes and refuses to get a job episode

>>82328700

>afraid of what he could achieve

wtf does that even mean?

Im guessing its the next Great American Novel based on that bit of purple prose.

>>82328753
that's not what purple prose means.
also not that guy but the idea of someone being "scared of success" is not pretty common in popular entertainment. the idea that "if you don't try, you can't fail". really never heard of this?

>>82319233
This one will surely be in the clipshow

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>>82319127

>>82328700
>it's a Truman sees the light at the end of the tunnel so he starts sabotaging himself because the familiarity of struggle is more comforting than the assumed complacency of success episode
Not sure when the writers will give up this shtick

>>82322485
Seen this one too

>>82328833

Yes and wouldn't that simply be a fear of failure?

>>82327296
>It's a Truman wishes this post wasn't an accurate portrait of his life episode.

>>82326857
>it's a Truman realises he will never quit drinking and accepts he will die before 50 episode

>>82327408
It's a Truman tries going to church to experience a sense of community episode

>>82320024
>it's a Truman doesn't care that he was a social outcast in highschool but wants nothing more than to know that all of his classmates forgot about him completely so that when he inevitably kills himself his death won't bring up any memory of his socially autistic sperg outs episode

>>82329115

How'd it go?

Ive been meaning to watch that one myself.

>>82319127
True

>>82329175
It was an interesting episode. I think if you want to watch it, you should pick the one where Truman goes to large Church with lots of people and then tries to meet at least one person after the service, and eventually gets invited out to eat with some people his age and has an okay time.

>>82319755
17/200

>>82320891
>its a Truman needs to go to therapy to talk to someone about all his maniacal thoughts but is so paranoid he believes the therapist records everything and goes home to their spouse and watch all the videos while making love and having each other to love while laughing at all the losers that need to pay someone to talk to them because they don't even have a single friend they feel they can go to with their problems episode

>>82329351
>It's a Truman gets a second opinion from an anon on a Bulgarian Throat-singing forum that he actually IS crazy and should see that therapist ASAP

>>82321212
>its a Truman pathetically reminisces about when he posted Bateman hands crashing through the twin towers on a post ending in 911 and got over 30 (you)s because it is the only recognition or feeling of pride he's had in years episode

>>82329444
It's a Truman is once again blessed with digits episode

>>82329444
>its a Truman feels a miniscule rush of dopamine after randomly getting a post number ending with three repeating digits on a Peruvian puff pepper recipe sharing site episode
>its a Truman feels even more depressed than he did a minute ago because this information is utterly useless and only shows how empty his life is episode