Now that the Alien franchise is back in the spotlight, when will

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Unironically kill yourself

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male engineer love interest when?

>>82316121
wtf, I'm sexually attracted to xenomorphs now

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>>82316121
I unironically want to fuck a xenomorph.

Its clearly the Prometheus franchise thats back in the spot light

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>>82316121
It's already been done.

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>>82316121

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>>82316121

would it be possible to strangle a xenomorph to death in a choke hold from behind?

Even though they're covered in slime, it is only their blood that is actually acidic, right?

a creature that big and active must need to respire aerobically and ventilate by breathing. The mouth seems like the obvious organ to take in air to the thorax.

>>82317202
the breath through their dorsal tubes retard.

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>>82317202
I don't think you'd be ready for the 6 ft. of Xeno tail you'd be getting up your ass.

would it be possible to rape a xenomorph to death in a choke hold from behind?

>>82317425
>not wanting to make love to a xeno in the missionary position while its claws drag across your shoulders as it kisses you, lightly thrusting its small mouth into your own and dribbling thick spittle over the two of you

Ok so Sexy Xenomorph versus Sexy Predator, who wins?

>>82316121
>>82316671
I'm a girl and I want to be fucked by a xenomorph.

>>82319138
Well they don't have penises.

>>82319138
go home creme

>>82319073
Me

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>>82316121
>There will never be a pure H.R. Geiger porn/horror movie
Why even fucking live if I can't have the scariest boner of my life

>>82319648
Maybe they will someday. Maybe they're gonna evolve to reproduce more "commonly". In that case their penis would probably be sheathed. Another possibility is that they'd have ovipositors and plant their eggs directly into the host like that.

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Is it time?

>>82320071
>Another possibility is that they'd have ovipositors and plant their eggs directly into the host like that.

You mean like they already do?

>>82320116
Isn't it the facehuggers which plant their eggs in the human host right now?

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Who would win between a queen xeno or a female predator, keep in mind that female predators are much bigger and stronger then males.

>>82319648
They're made out of penises. Just look at the head and back protrusions.

>>82320342

The one with the shoulder mounted laser cannon.