Things plebs say >it's boring >it's [insert

Nobody?

didn't see it because everyone said it was boring

>>82311259
t. spineless opinionleeching plebeian

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HOW TO SPOT A PLEB 101

>only able to discuss literal plot points and the logical order of the narrative of a film
>every film has a singular universal "deep meaning" which you have to "get" to understand it
>"The writing is the most important filmmaking element!"
>thinks that empty pretty pictures means "good cinematography"
>"I don't find this part of the narrative plausible or realistic, therefore the movie is SHIT!"
>treating a film like a puzzle which you have to put together in a certain kind of way to get it
>a film is either utter dogshit or a masterpiece, there is no inbetween
>"Who cares about editing, framing and composition sound and whatnot if the story isn't great."
>considers heavy use of symbolism as a positive factor
>using "boring" and "nothing happens" as arguments ever

>they only see films as entertainment

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>>82310475

>The characters were all unlikable assholes. You're supposed to be able to root for them!

>>82310475
This movie sucked though.

>>82310475
>bad pacing
>the tone was all over the place!

>but like, the main characters were unlikable jerks???

>>82310475
>>it's [insert something I don't personally like and this means it isnt good]
Isn't that how everything in this world works?

>Holden is like, so whiny XD
or
>I relate to Holden so much XD

>I enjoy the show The Expanse!

yikes.

>>82310475
>There were just long shots of nothing but scenery and no dialogue. Why would I want to watch that?
>Why didn't they just explain things? It seems like a lot was unsaid and I was confused.

>movie has a ton of plot, but it's all character based
>"Nothing happened in this movie, Anon. It's just people talking!"

>I know this thread is about movie A but movie B was better. Even though moive B has literally nothing to do with A, I'm going to compare them anyway

ultimate pleb status right thre

>>82312145
Not to the degree of shit opinions people have about film when they like batman v superman