'Masters Of The Universe' Reboot Arriving in 2019;

>>82309643
Oldfag here, I like the MOTU Universe, but they should change He-Man's name because it sounds ridiculous

>>82309643
He man shall discuss toxic masculinity

>>82309643
Skeletor, you're so money supermarket.

>>82310155
Dude-Bro

>>82310192
I infinitely prefer that one to the ones they had before.

>>82310155
Just off the top of my head, Teela might be the only MOTU name that even sounds namey, and not just a description or a pun.

Test my theory, anons.

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Willem Dafoe should play Skeletor. He'd bring the right amount of goofiness and menace.

>>82310350

Orko

>>82310350
Thundercats™ is the same way.

>>82309643

>goyer

cancer

Tell me /tv/, does Skeletor have a neck?
http://he-man.wikia.com/wiki/Skeletor/Head

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UPDATE: Sony announces casting decision for the role of He-Man

>>82310275
The only type of people who enjoyed the last ones are the same type of people who share Facebook posts from Minion Quotes.

>>82310620

how original of you.

>nigger.jpg

Gut bustingly funny, you're the next seinfeld.

>>82310403
"Hey, what do we name this magic little ork dude?"

"There are guidelines, Steve. We discussed this at Thursday's meeting. Just add 'or' to 'Ork', OK?

"Fuck you, Bob. There's not enough room on the paper for how large I write my letters. He's Orko. I already wrote it in ink."

>>82310691
Does it hurt your feelings?

>>82310358
They'll probably use cgi for the face and a body double for the body

I'd love a proper adaptation that follows recent comic storyline and heavily features She-ra

>>82310563
>Goy-or

ftfy

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>>82309643
>David Goyer

>I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed to get it all out what's in my head...

Will Lundgren be reprising his role?

>>82310358
Plus he can act convincingly gay.

>>82310620
If they don't cast a girl for the part of he-man. "Don't misgender me based on my name, shitlord"

And then She-ra shall be be a disabled transwoman. So progressive!

>>82310980
It could be the first blockbuster where all the main characters would be openly gay, without gaywashing the source material.

>>82311012
She-Man

>>82309643
Insider here, I've leaked the musical number:
https://youtu.be/hoqCzXbDtlY

>>82309643
Toxic masculinity, can we just not. Ughh.

>Goyer
Well,that confirms this will be shit.