RLM 2037
Rich the tyrant sits atop the skullthrone. He is king of the wasteland now and has built a mighty fortress city he calls "Valhalla" from which he rules. People from far away lands speak of his disturbing laughter as he punishes his enemies with unparalleled cruelty
Jack is the court jester. After falling into a vat of experimental experiments, the clownsuit he was wearing fused to his skin. Still a fool at heart, he does tricks, entertains the rabble and shocks people with his monstrous cock. He also serves as Rich personal bodyguard and confidant.
The two men known only as "The Canadians" have fallen to despair after the relentless Fog Wars. Once good men, they now serve Rich loyally. They are his generals and command his army of raiders
After the world fell... Mike lost Jessie, the love of his life. Believing her to have fallen in a radiation storm, he lost all hope and succumbed to rage and violence. He began wandering the wasteland alone, looking for a purpose in life.
One day Mike came across a beautiful small man in a hooded robe... It was his long lost friend Jay. Now more machine than man, Jay stared at Mike and in a cold metallic voice told him, "She is alive. Jessie still lives in the city of Valhalla...a prisoner of the tyrant." Jay did not need to say anything else. Mike knew what he had to do. He had to save Jessie and kill the Tyrant.
And so begins the legend of how the two wanderers changed the wasteland...forever
Why is Mike so effortlessly cool?
>>82307220
Doesn't try hard. He has natural charisma and humor.
>>82307265
This is so true.
>>82305292
These guys are terrific.
>>82305292
What happened to Jessie, my brothers?
>>82307820
Who is Jessie?
>>82305292
Nice fanfic.
>>82307528
What does this even mean?
Neat pasta, actually.
>>82305292
What about Jay?
>>82309885
Is this some radical new therapy?
>>82305292
>no one has refuted this fanfic
>>82310683
Jay is not a therapist.
>>82312214
I never said he was the rapist. You did. What would make you jump to that conclusion, I wonder?