>Scipio: Dr. Pavelius? I'm frumentarii
>He wasn't alone
>Uh, you don't get to bring amicii
>They are not my amicii
>Don't worry, no denarii for them
>Why would I want them?
>They were trying to siege Rome. They work for the general. The elephant man
>Barca? Get em on board, I'll it in
>The sailing plan I just filed with the Senate lists me, my men and Dr. Pavelus here. But only one of you
>FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY TRIREME *unsheaths gladius*
>SO... WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB DR PAVELUS?
>HE DIDN'T SWIN SO GOOD, WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?
>TELL ME ABOUT BARCA! WHY DOES HE MOUNTS ELEPHANTS?
>LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED BARBARIAN
>Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would slash a man before throwing him in the water
>At least you can talk, who are you?
>it doesn't matter who we are, what matters is Sicily
*pulls out bag on head*
>No one cares who I was until I crossed the Alps
>If I take Zama, will you die?
>It would be extremely devastating
>You're a big Punic
>For you
>Was getting caught part of your plan?
>Of course! Dr. Pavelius refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you
>Nothing! I said nothing!
>Well congratulations, you got yourself caught, now what's the next step of your masterplan?
>Crashing this Republic.... WITH NO SURVIVORS
thanks reddit
>>82297607
top kek! epic for the win, based pede!
>>82297607
dude...this is pretty funny but where the fuck is pepe?!?
sigh... take your internetz and leave
>>82297607
>amicii
if your latin is this shit, why even try
>>82297607
/deadmeme/ general?
Can someone give me a quick rundown?
Roman memes best memes
i LOVE 4chan memes
>It's a Reddit thread
Nice post though, OP
>>82298215
Wooooah...HaHaHa...Its Feelio Guy....a fellow 4chummer on this board...?....no way!!
>>82297607
meme all you want, House and Yes Man are still the only reasonable choices.
>>82297607
can someone please make an ebonics/nigger version
>>82297607
epic so funny xD
>>82298616
woah...epic post my fellow aryan...
>>82298616
Dr. Pavel we wuz kangz and sheit.