Why didn't they get this semen demon to play Wonder Woman?

Too attractive.

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>>82297313
Well she's supposed to be a demi-goddess

She would have been my pick for WW too.

She should have been picked for that role 15 years ago
She's too old now.

>>82297313
With all this SJW and feminist bullshit going on, that would actually made sense.

>>82297355
It would make too many women feel insecure about themselves.

I wanna hold her tight while I pump my infertile and low quality seed into her.

>Box Office record smashed as Eva Green's Wonder Woman has a trillion gallon semen opening weekend

Too old

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>>82297459
more like cocks office

>>82297114
Zack snyder cast eskeleton gal gadot for faora in man of steel
Cunt whore gal gadot gets pregnant and drops out.
Zack snyder feels bad about replacing her.
Zack promises her to give her wonder woman.

Zack snyder is a faggot loser who felt sad and ruined wonder woman forever

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>>82297459
The floors and seats of cinemas would be drenched in cum.

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>>82297313
>this is a legitimate point in film criticism these days

>>82297487
Oh that's good.

>>82297564
It would probably feel less sticky than theater floors usually feel.

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I want to turn myself into a miniscule sized man and project myself into Eva Green's pubic region where I will start a new life and built a home for myself in her pubes, and come to develop a new primitive society that worships the mother ground as holy and sacred, and live off the dead bits of skin above and around her vagina, and pray to the Mother that few of my villagers will be wiped away next month during the great red flooding. I will be a high chieftain of this tribe and live out my days in happiness and service to her. .

>>82297114
Because it would be a waste of her talent to star in comic book movies.

>>82297114
>big tits
anon, Hollywood doesn't like to have bit tit woman as the leads anymore.

We've reached the age of gender fluids, homosexuality, bisexuality and traps

I don't mind this change

Bridget Regan shbWW

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>>82297313
>Too attractive.
This reminds me of some news channel stating that Avril Lavigne wasn't allowed to tour in some place because she was deemed "too hot". Can't find a youtube video on it but I seriously do remember seeing it.

If she was trying to travel to India or some other country then it makes sense because you gotta be careful when you put a pure white woman in front of brown men who live in poor countries with no white woman

>>82297486
wait, how old is wonder woman supposed to be? like, 400 years old?

>>82298420
In the last comics she's 1 millions years old

>>82297856
Autism: the post

>>82297904
>Avril Lavigne
>"too hot"

Yeah I have a hard time believing that