>Mista pleaze I'm beggin ya, ya gotta let me go! God

whats with her weird 40s movie star accent? is that another layer of meta irony that I'm not enough of a film geek to understand?

For those wondering yes this was the girl where the "Jay incident" happened

>>82290813
>"Jay incident"

ok im curious

>>82290874

Jay plays the nice guy act but in a deleted reddit thread it was revealed sometime I think around 2010 or 2011 he had a past of being sexually inappropriate towards women. Apparently in the Gilchrest interview he said the women in OP's pic filed restraining order against him

>>82290937
Jay fingerbanged me outside a club in Budapest 7 years ago

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>>82290937

>>82290937
>the women in OP's pic filed restraining order against him
She did? Then why did she continue to work with him for years after the fact on Half in the Bag and Space Cop?

I hate these snuff film interludes. I try to show people the Plinkett reviews and all they do is cringe through this shit. It went far in a few places, but they didn't diminish its effects

>>82290729
What am I looking at? Nothing good I bet.

>>82290937
sounds like a bunch of made up retarded shit

I'd give her the goofballs if you know what I'm saying.

I'm saying someone post the copypasta because I haven't seen it in ages.

>>82291157

no and no. Try harder faggooooot

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>>82290729
THEM TITS

>>82290937
But Jay is gay?

>>82291785
This is /tv/'s greatest fantasy, but I don't think so

>>82291785
I mean, RLM themselves had made jokes about it so it must be true right???

Rich is really diabetic RIGHT???

Mike is an alcoholic RIGHT????

this thread sucks

What's everyone's favorite Plinkett quote?

>You know, they make a magic potion that makes you forget about The Phantom Menace when you drink it. It's called bleach.

>>82291919
>Rich is really diabetic RIGHT???
Give it like 5 years

>Mike is an alcoholic RIGHT????
Yeah

>>82291941
>TAFT! You FUCK!

>>82291238
It is. It was more like a love triangle, allegedly. All of this was told to us by some fat retarded wizard tier autist who used to know RLM IRL. The guy knew less about social cues than me.

>>82291941
>Anakin pledges his allegiance to monster mash and the graveyard smash

>show parents Episode I review
>they think it's weird but kind of funny
>we watch every one since, the whole family
>Crystal Skull review
>torrent of Plinkett jizz destroying TV playing Olson twins
Thanks a lot, Mike.

>>82290770
isnt it just a new jersey accent because that's where Plinkett lives?

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>>82290937
classic

>instantly keep forward to get back to the actual review

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Gilchrist

>>82292117
>there are STILL faggots on /tv/ that give a shit about this

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>>82292151
sorry, didn't mean to interrupt the RLM thread with relevant lore dumps

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>>82291941
>In Jedi we also got to see the first Jew in Star Wars.

>>82292185
>5 year old "drama" about something that maybe happened 15 years ago
>relevant

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>>82292203
lore relevant to RLM, sorry to here about your illiteracy

>its another reddit faggot media thread by shills and redditors episode

>>82292252
>ywn get fucked by prime Mike's 8-inch dick

jdimsa

>>82292498
Is this because his gut now covers 4 inches of it?

>>82292286
stay eternally mad newfag

Jay middle aged, kids, hot blonde wife. anime website brings up adolescent relationship from the blunderyears of his youth. he sighs << subscriber count jumps by 3,000.

>>82292627
>Jay middle aged
Incorrect.

>kids
Incorrect

>hot blonde wife
Incorrect

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>>82292627
Jay's married to the semen

>>82292686
Hes almos 40.

>>82290937
I thought jay was a fag

>>82290937

I met Mike and Jay at a con a while ago, I went with my girlfriend. When we approached them Mike looked at me then at my girlfriend and said "The fuck you doing with this stupid ****? Get with this dick or get raped you whore.", I was completely shocked and didn't know if he was joking so I stood in silence just not sure of what to say. Then a voice was heard from behind him "Oh Mike you found another goofball?", "Yeah Jay, this one looks like a complete dick head, his girlfriend is pretty banging though, I'd fuck her asshole", "Oh yeah, maybe we should fill his girlfriend ass with goofballs so she'd know how much of a goofball he is". Right at that moment Mike jumped on my girlfriend and pulled her pants down, I tried to stop him but Jay jumped on me and held me down he started whispering in my ear "She's going to get the goofballs and you aint going to do nothing about it!", I watched on in horror as my girlfriend stared at me in the eyes as Mike undressed her and rammed his fingers up her ass, she was trying to scream but Mike just kept pushing her head down. Mike looked at me and mouthed the word "Goofball", It was like a silent movie, I watched as Mile then proceeded to pull out his testicles and forcibly push them into her anus with his hands. Jay who was still holding me down started to squeal into my ear "She's getting the goofballs", he started to twist my nipple as far as it could go, and I could feel blood trickling from it onto my shirt, I felt what I can assume was Jays boner pushing into my back... I blacked out.

>>82291785
Hes "bi"

If being 37 isnt middle aged, then, im gonna go fuck 10 movie school coeds tonight!

>>82292757
>>82292833
Jay is 36.

>>82290729
>dude lmao kidnapping/torturing/raping/murdering women is funny!
>lmao ur babies probably dead!! hahahaha

epic humor!!

>>82293040
No disagreements here

>>82293040
Cry more, Nadine.

>>82292151
Worst thing about all of it is that it's obviously all made up (at least the posts relating to /tv/). This girl here >>82292185 isn't even called Lauren.

>>82291919
Why are you such a homophobic asshole?

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>>82290729
>that half in the bag episode where she's thicc

>>82293268
Is Jay the only Wisconsinite who can age without gaining weight?

>>82291160
There are official reuploads without the metastory

>>82293268
i liked her thiccness in space cop too

>>82293305
>metastory
kys

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>>82293572
>isn't all about metakino while watching his flics

maybe you should go hang out on /b/ with the other children, sweetie

A STEPLADDER

>>82293666
This, Linkara did it best.

>>82291941
>What were they smoking? Sigarettes?

>>82290729
>>82293268
Please post more

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>>82295882
go screw

>>82296269
top lauren

>>82290937
wait...is that Lauren ?

oh thank god the RLM thread got bumped

>>82296643
the girl in the pic above you is lauren. she appeared on HITB for a split second after gilchrist gate made it's way to the rlm forum.

>>82291941
YOU FFFFFFFUCK

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>>82296703
haha, forgotten but not gone

>>82296703
Why don't we just have an RLM general or else?

>>82296884
we will when they release a new video

>>82296884
how about not

>>82292117
>believing the word of a brony

That's pretty low, even for you /tv/.

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>>82291252

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>Tuesday
> no new video except for that awful 2 minute edit of the rogue one review.

>>82298041
Hahaha

>>82298041
More like this?

So did he let her go or what?

POST MORE OF HER GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

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>>82298335
From how they all look, everyone but Jay let themselves go.

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>>82298349
This
I want more Lauren

>>82298301
kill yourself

>>82298252
There's a two hour commentary track that's actually pretty good, you retard.

>>82298392
I'm not enabling their obsession with rogue one

>>82298387
I found it funny you fucking cunt

>>82298392
> giving money to these hacks
It's half in the bag or best of the worst without beardfat and Jack and that's it.
Fuck max Landis with a wooden spoon

>>82293268
Pls more pics of Jocelyn
Any topless??

>>82298403
> being so assblasted on being shit on for disliking Rogue one and loving 7 that you have to make 3 45minute videos and a commentary track

Jay: I REALLY loved the piss/scat/vomit segment. it was just so over the top and disgusting that you had to love it!
Mike: yeah anyway moving on CANT WAIT FOR MORE MARVEL GARBAGE AND EXPLOSIONS
Rich: I love star trek and comics. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>82298423
kill yourself

>>82298392
Is it a good enough commentary that it's worth sitting through the dullness that is Rogue One for a second time?

Or do they just regurgitate what they've already said through their 100 videos on the film?

>>82298426
You can stream the commentary for free on bandcamp without paying. You could also use a mp3 converter site to steal it.

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>>82298612
Prepare for 2 hours of Rich saying "AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT" while doing a jig

>>82290770
>meta irony

It's a silly voice for a silly joke

>>82298612
>Is it a good enough commentary that it's worth sitting through the dullness that is Rogue One for a second time?
I would say the commentary itself is good, Mike even changes his opinion on Rogue One a little and talks about some of the positives, but really, there's no point in watching it alongside the movie since they barely talk about what's on screen. If you remember the general order of events then you're good to go.

59 MINUTES

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>>82290729
>make movie with her starring as an ayy lmao who disguises herself as a stripper
>make her wear the heaviest clothes possible and never actually strip
Space Cop was so fucking bad

there's good times, and there's bad times, but mostly bad

>>82291941
>>82291953
This stupid 'Mike is an alcoholic' meme needs to die. There is NO proof or indication whatsoever that Mike has a drinking problem

>>82298527
You kill yourself faggot

>>82299447
Whatever you say Mike

>>82290729
>Watching Plinkett review with family in other room
>Review is interrupted by 10 seconds of him fucking a cat
>Why the fuck?

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>>82290729
That sketch always reminded me of this

>>82290937
>deleted reddit thread

KYS

>>82293040
>kidnapping/torturing/raping/murdering women is funny!
It is tho

>>82299512
hahaha why would you do that

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>>82293666
Is that his wife/gf? He looks so happy.

I knows shes shown them, but where can I find her tits online?

>>82299094
You...you know that was the joke right?

>>82300146
not funny

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>>82300130
>I knows shes shown them

>>82300130
How do you know that?

>>82299636
That's his sister.

>>82300549
>>82300572
Because Ive seen a shot of the cut shower scene from Space Cop, and in another thread another anon told me she did some indy film and showed them as well.

>>82290770
New Jersey was a place that existed the in 40's

it doesn't any more

>>82300607
You're full of shit, Jacob.

>>82300593
Those are not mutually exclusive titles.

>>82300607
Oh so you're retarded enough to believe the dumb shit people in these threads make up huh?

>>82292782
>I tried to stop him but Jay jumped on me and held me down
fake

>>82300635
>>82300624
I am a man of hope, anons.

That and Ive seen a cap of the shower scene. I was at work and couldnt save it though.

>>82300705
There is no shower scene. Whatever you think you saw isn't from Space Cop or any Space Cop deleted scene.

>>82291160
it was stylistically designed to be that way

>>82300785
I wont give up hope.

genuinely pretty woman

>>82300785
I saw it too. It's a hidden feature on the blu ray. I wish I didn't sell mine.

>>82290770
>meta irony
it's just a fucking joke
>>82290937
goofballs.pasta

I'M DYING

>>82291919

Mike wears his alcoholism in the form of layers of fat.

>>82296884

Or else what?

>>82291941
>If you simply re-arrange the letters in the word SITH, you could spell out a different word that just might predict what this movie was gonna be... TSHI, which is Chinese for “Disappointed in the cooking of the duck meat.”

what possible benefit is there in keeping this shit thread alive

>>82291941

I KNOW IT BECAUSE I SOLD IT TO YOU.

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>I'm dying Lauren

>>82303008

I'm at work and bored.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/8f6eedadd1/a-sex-tape-attempt

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5ee6d5b03f/your-the-best-a-sex-tape-attempt-part-2

Jocelyn is BUSTY

>>82303181
This

>>82303181
>http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5ee6d5b03f/your-the-best-a-sex-tape-attempt-part-2
>>82303680
pretty poor quality titties desu senpai

>>82303181
>it's a "Jack sneaks absolute garbage made by friends & acquaintances onto FoD" episode

>>82304346
Back then, anyone could upload to Funny or Die, just like YouTube. It's kind of creepy how some of you faggots try to tie everything to Jack.

>>82304506
I thought he actually worked for them as the guy that screened videos though.

>>82304543
>"After a few more successful videos I'm hired onto Funny Or Die as a video producer and content supervisor. It's my job to watch user videos and filter out the crap in hopes of getting quality, user-generated content features on the main page."

https://onmilwaukee.com/ent/articles/jackpackard.html

>>82304640
Did Jack rub his bald head on those melons? Asking for a friend....

>>82290729
Someone link me to OP's video. I need to fap.

Jocelyn is so hot bros.

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>>82299447
sure, sure

>>82305010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPt1am18lR4
PAAAART 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq3Wlk2w-Zw
PAAAART 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqYx0cqy0WA

>>82296643
>>82296705
You fucking cunts will believe anything. Her name is Jocelyn Ridgely and she's worked continually over the years with Mike and Jay on numerous projects.

>>82291941
What's wrong with your face

>look on youtube for a video of just the nadine scenes
>0 results
For real? This is prime spank bank material.

>>82307308
WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY FACE? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE!

lolololol

I FUCKING LOVE STAR WARS

>>82300619
Factually incorrect.

>I met Mike and Jay at a con a while ago, I went with my girlfriend. When we approached them Mike looked at me then at my girlfriend and said "The fuck you doing with this stupid cunt? Get with this dick or get raped you whore.", I was completely shocked and didn't know if he was joking so I stood in silence just not sure of what to say. Then a voice was heard from behind him "Oh Mike you found another goofball?", "Yeah Jay, this one looks like a complete dick head, his girlfriend is pretty banging though, I'd fuck her asshole", "Oh yeah, maybe we should fill his girlfriend ass with goofballs so she'd know how much of a goofball he is". Right at that moment Mike jumped on my girlfriend and pulled her pants down, I tried to stop him but Jay jumped on me and held me down he started whispering in my ear "She's going to get the goofballs and you aint going to do nothing about it!", I watched on in horror as my girlfriend stared at me in the eyes as Mike undressed her and rammed his fingers up her ass, she was trying to scream but Mike just kept pushing her head down. Mike looked at me and mouthed the word "Goofball", It was like a silent movie, I watched as Mile then proceeded to pull out his testicles and forcibly push them into her anus with his hands. Jay who was still holding me down started to squeal into my ear "She's getting the goofballs", he started to twist my nipple as far as it could go, and I could feel blood trickling from it onto my shirt, I felt what I can assume was Jays boner pushing into my back... I blacked out.

>>82308002
SAUCE

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>>82308002

Somebody post the goofballs copypasta

>>82308229
I saw Mike and Jay in a mall parking lot a few weeks ago. I stopped to thank them for their work, but then realized they had a cart full of cheese wheels, iPhones, and baby diapers. When I asked what those were for, Mike asked me if I donated to their Patreon. When I said no, he started screaming at me. I turned to Jay, and he punched me right in the gut. When I fell on the ground and couldn't breath, Jay started to fish in my pockets for my wallet. He started screaming "Birdman Birdman Birdman!" and Mike laughed. When Jay found my wallet, he called me a faggot, and kicked me in the shin. I started to cry when Mike leaned into my ear and whispered "Thanks for the donation," and they walked away.

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>>82308002

>>82304706
He did.

>>82290770
It's a mid-Atlantic accent. It's a standard comedy accent dating from the 1930s. Watch more movies, dumb ass.

>>82290770
>another layer of meta irony

rlm cucks are something else

>>82296269
which muppet is this?

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>>82308002

>>82292066
>watching youtube videos with your parents

Is this what children do these days?

>>82292117
>>82292147
Classic Gilchrist

>>82293040
>>>>/tumblr/

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>>82311295
> watching RLM before the age of 35
> watching RLM with your old parents who are still disappointed you went to film school and not gotten a job
> watching RLM with your father, but all he does is look at you with complete disappointment because instead of following in his foot steps and working as an electrician, you fail university and get a job in a shitty VCR Repair shop
> watching RLM with your parents without committing a double murder-suicide

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>>82308002

>>82308002
>RLM think they can say shit about any filmmaker after making this

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>>82311459
Stop.

>>82300146
Those tits are no joking matter m8

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>>82291941
Just that calm "Fuck you" he says to Lucas when he's talking about the droids being cut down like butter.

>>82311742
it's a tongue-in-cheek comedy. Why are you so jealous of them?

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>>82311751
No.

>>82311742
They made that in under two days

>>82311889
They should have taken longer. It looks like trash.

>>82311934
It was part of a 48 hour filmmaking competition, you fucking retard.

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>>82311889
And actual movie makers made this in 6 days and it shits all over it.

What am I kidding, I felt more emotional connection to my drive home today than this piece of shit

>>82311825
>jealous

kek

>>82311952
did they win?

>>82311825
It's exactly the kind of sleazy shit Jay would go on a rant about

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>>82312031
What do you think

>>82308002
>Do movie reviews with an air that you know something about filmmaking
>Can only create "duuuude it's bad on purpose lol!" shit

Really jogs the nogger

>>82312048
Jay loves sleazy shit. What are you even talking about?

>>82308002
What Wheel of the Worst tape is this?

>>82312150
Literally every BotW with nudity they all talk about how "WOAH THE DIRECTOR DEFINITELY PUT THIS SCENE IN JUST TO HAVE SOME BOOBS SO SLEAZY" the crocodile special was a full hour of it

>>82312259
They've watched tons of movies with nudity that they've loved. They only call it out as being pervy when it comes across as pervy.

Jay prefers sleaze like The Killer Eye

>>82312132
Can you really see Rich playing a serious dramatic role?

>>82312283
so like in their 48 hour challenge film?

>DUDE WE CAN'T WRITE A PREMISE FOR SHIT LETS HAVE FAT BITCHES MASH THEIR TITS TOGETHER WE'LL WIN ALL THE AWARDS

>>82312344
They could hire an actual fucking actor instead of putting themselves in all their films

>>82312354
You're pretty fucking retarded desu

>>82312380
They're not made of money, anon.

Just because you're a fan, doesn't mean you have to support every single thing they do. It's okay to not like some aspects of rlm.

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>>82303181
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THOSE TITS

>WESTERN OR MUSICAL
>WESTERN ORE MUSICAL
Mike's brain is on another level

>>82312478
>Get 17 grand a month on Patreon
>THEY'RE NOT MADE OF MONEY ANON

Also local actors will do films for pennies

>>82312472
Nice retort

>>82312713
You know that if you split that amongst 170 people, it's not that much money

>>82312804
>decent lead actor is somehow 170 people

>>82312877
There's no reason it couldn't be, and that's my point.

>>82312877
I am sorry to inform you that you seem to be in the autism spectrum

>>82312927
You'd need a crew (mike, Jay, rich, Jack, beardfat, whoever they normally use), director, writer, props, equipment, a studio, editor and actors.
If you were to pour money into it, you could make a decent home movie that would be passable to not be on best of the worst (space cop belongs on that fucking wheel, god damn)

>>82313066
>space cop belongs on that fucking wheel
They don't use the wheel for movies. They use it for weird old instructional videos and shit.

>>82312213
The one where they all get naked, it's not available on youtube.

>>82313039
This. RLM need to just be the crew and they need to fuck off and hire actors instead of having fucking Rich Evans as your leading man

>>82313066
>space cop belongs on that fucking wheel
You sound really mad and jealous

>>82313156
Having Rich play the lead in Space Cop was the entire joke.

>>82313158
Your movies are shit, Mike

>>82313110
No, they used it for movies too.

>>82313158
>jealous
there's that word again

>>82313197
NO NO YOU DON'T GET IT, IT'S INTENDED TO BE SHIT

>>82313246
There is not a single Wheel of the Worst episode that has actual movies. There was one normal episode with one of the Canadians where they used it as a joke to pick one of the movies.

>>82313277
>any attempt at humor = intentionally bad
You faggots are really sticking to this "bad on purpose" meme, aren't you?

>>82313361
>Tales from Genesis Space

>>82313493
That wasn't a movie. It was a collection of weird shorts made by some autist in his garage.

>>82313575
>what is pulp fiction

>>82313630
Jesus Christ, you're embarrassing.

Reminder that someone wrote a 108 page rebuttal to the Phantom Menace review.

>>82313885
Okay. What are we supposed to do with this information?

>>82313885
That's not anymore autistic than Mike's 6 hour prequels analysis

>>82314026
Yes it is you retard

>>82291941

>Wait, what did you just say? About Mein Kampf?

>>82314026
If you don't understand the difference between a well constructed and edited analysis of a film that is also creative and funny in its own right and some dry, poorly written defense of the prequels, you may legit have autism.

>>82314060
No it isn't you retard

>Mike has spent the last decade raging about Star Wars

someone put him out of his misery

>>82291941
>And then Worf shows up with a purple space bazooka...

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>>82314026
well you're not going to get money or shitposts for rebutting a video in writing

it was lazy, and I would even say cowardly

>>82314171
He's spent way more time in the last decade NOT raging about Star Wars though.

>>82312332

Rich's laughter after the Killer Eye enters his home world, coupled with Mike looking at him in confusion and then immediately laughing his ass off too, is a top BotW moment.

>>82314189
>not doing something for e-fame and profit is lazy and cowardly

>>82290729
uuuuh what's her real name tho
I need her FB & Instagram for reasons.

>>82314356
You could maybe try scrolling through the thread a little bit.

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>>82290729
I just wanna kidnap her and milk her big tits.

>>82314969
JUST

>>82314288
>greentexting is an indirect and beta fag play as well

birds of a feather I suppose, huh?

>>82290937
But she kept working for them. You're an idiot.

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>>82290729

Dark, and gritty RLM is best RLM!

And you know what? I can finally take the RLM universe seriously.

>>82291941
"TSHI"

>>82315623
"disappointed in the cooking of the duck meat"

>>82291941
>Pffft Shiiiiiiieeeeet! Who needs this.
>*sound of breaking glass*

The Star trek reviews were better.

>>82316007
>>*sound of breaking glass*

You mean
>kurlan nescar.wav

>>82292039
The only acceptable answer.

>>82292757
>>82292833
>>82292901
>mid-30s
>middle aged
You're off by about a decade, adolescent retard.

>>82315541
I fucking died when Rich said that.

>there has been THREE active RLM threads all day
Jesus Christ this place is a shithole.

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Um excuse me a second, sir? Why would this extremely deadly and toxic liquid be contained in easily breakable glass? I mean couldn't a single stray shot blow the whole thing up?

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more redhead

>>82316958
She hasn't been in a video in four years, anon. Time to move on.

>>82290729
Who the fuck is Jay? And who's the girl in that picture?

Someone post that picture of Jack. You know the one.

>>82317035
Why are you even in this thread?

>>82317111
Yes she was on a Best of the Worst. Four years ago.

No one here posts their 48 hour movie submission FOR SHAME.

These tits turn my space bazooka purple

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jPiK0HWcXc#t=14m18s

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>>82317104

>>82317254
lucky horses getting a front row seat

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>>82317111
>>82317111
>gets those type of digits
>deletes them

>>82317254
OH MY GOD he has a cock

>>82291941
>what's wrong with your faceeeeeeeeeee

>>82315316
>derides greentexting by greentexting

>>82316958
>that half in the bag where she reees out and starts aggressively debating Mike
>she's never seen again

kek

>>82317686
She was on Best of the Worst after that.

>>82315541
We ever found out who the redhead stripper was?

>>82317792
No she wasn't

>>82317992
>Half in the Bag episode
>posted October 11, 2011

>Best of the Worst episode
>posted September 18, 2013

>>82315541
Jay somehow convinced a hot slut to disrobe in one of his lame shorts.

>>82317686
She had a point too.
Mike loves his fair share of trash movies.

Who's sisters played the hookers in gorilla interrupted Mike or Jay's ?

>>82318498
>women won't talk to me and the only thing that will make me feel better about my life is to pretend that women don't talk to RLM either

>>82318404
>It was schlock AND I LOVED IT

He's a pleb and proud, Jay will like any film if it's "borderline experimental" enough or if it has a synth soundtrack

>>82291160
Those are the best parts though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG1AWVLnl48&feature=youtu.be&list=PL5919C8DE6F720A2D&t=396

>>82317879

Yeah, she has solo masturbation video on youpirn.

>>82290937
>Jay is an asshole irl

Wow how shocking, we totally didn't see that one coming.

Mike and Rich are the only acceptable RLM bros, Jay is a tryhard who changes his opinions on the fly to try and impress the alpha member (AKA Mike), and Rich is so pathetic and far gone he literally doesn't give a single fuck what anyone thinks of his opinions and as such is brutally honest.

>>82317792
that was actually shot before the hitb. Best of the Worst requires a lot of delicate editing that can take months to years. (2017's episodes were shot sometime in early 2015). Jay talked about this process on the twitch stream once.

>>82322224
Seeing as in how they're constantly making references to current events, and reacting to things in the comment sections of very recent videos, I don't think that's true.

For example, didn't Mike make a joke about the American President's cabinet picks two or three episodes ago?

What about the "is X replacing X" jokes?

>>82322399
They are really good at editing that stuff into old footage. Look, I know you're a huge fan and all but it's clear you don't really understand the technical side of what RLM does.

>>82322399
You're responding realistically to someone who is obviously just shitposting for fun.

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>>82317254
not alpha enough to avoid the bitch chores

>>82292151
Of the 3-4 memes I started, this is the biggest one so I intend to forever make you all give a shit about it

>>82318546
nice projection

>>82292117
>all of this delicious lulz
>no link citations in the subheader

Please tell me that this Encyclopedic Dramatist uploaded an archive of gilchrist's blog or at the very least the proto-RLM 'feature films' mentioned throughout the comments? The OC has to be somewhere.

We really need to track down copies of Pervert Goes Home, Clowns and Suicide & Indulgence plus whatever other Jay Bauman films he's now too embarrassed to acknowledge.

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GUYS

I FUCKING FOUND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO JESSIE

WHY SHE HASN'T BEEN ON FOR A YEAR

>>82323465
And then what happened to her?

>>82323465
Jesus Christ, you faggots are getting really desperate for phony behind the scenes RLM lore now.

>>82323573
>phony
It's a real reddit post.

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>>82323465
>Mike will never appreciate your hard work while you are grinding his cock

sometimes these threads contain unexpected feels...

>>82323655
Yes, a real reddit post that has literally nothing to do with anything.

>>82323676
OH OK JESSIE

>>82322921
Hey nigger, you are exactly who I wanted to speak to.

>>82323265
Where are the primary docs archived? At bare minimum sauce the metakino portrayal of I'M DYING LAUREN staring writer/director Jay Bauman as himself?

>>82323656
I was just about to post this exact same thought.

>>82316416
>~90 year average life expectancy
>2017
So this is the power of national healthcare services

>>82314128
well constructed and edited autism is still autism. in fact, it's super-autism

>>82324251
Are you trying to say the Plinkett reviews are autism?

>>82324320
Are you trying to say they aren't?

>>82324366
Yes

>>82324394
Well then I'm not.

>>82324536
I meant I'm not saying they aren't.

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>>82324536
one high five has been deposited into your friend account

>>82318376
They probably do what Tim and Eric did for their shows and hire strippers or pornstars. Daphne Rosen showed up in one of their episode of Awesome Show.

>>82324640
Or, you know, he just hired an actress that was comfortable with nudity.

Some of you faggots have never interacted with other people, have you?

>>82324624
What happened to her, my brothers

>>82324679
We doug up her name like 6 years ago and she was a porno lady. Why are RLM threads filled with ancient news

>>82324747
>doug up

>>82324640
Tim and Eric are actual professionals while RLM are three autists filming themselves in a garage in the middle of nowhere.

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>>82324769
WHAT IS UP

>>82324689
She got freaked out that so many guys on the internet were making like, tumblr accounts and shit about her. Weird, right?

>>82324888
I guess she doesn't have what it takes to be a star. (sociopathy)

>>82324789
And yet they were able to get Tim to make a guest appearance on HitB. Awesome Show is just a step up in terms of quality compared to RLM's stuff.

>>82324948
According to Gregg, they practically kidnapped him. Do you really think Tim Heidecker, the man who single-handedly destroyed Sam Hyde for voting Trump, would willingly appear on a show created by a virulent racist?

>>82325048
That sounds very true

>>82324888
Did she, like, freak out when she started collecting a salary for performing as the token bawdy lass on a panel show mocking B-film amateurs?

Get real you clutz.

I love RLM

>>82312344
They could have at least written actual jokes. Had actual humour, rather than masking their inability to script humour with layers upon layers of disaffected irony.

>>82292117
Autism: the picture

>>82325120
She hasn't been on the show in while now. Like more than a year.

>>82325198
What's your point?

>>82325198
>She hasn't been on the show in while now. Like more than a year.

See:
>>82323465

"something horrible happen to me that also made me suicidal"

Clearly it's the internet stalkers

>>82293666
He's dating a dude?

>>82325290
That's totally Jessie.

>>82324565
I didn't not say that they aren't weren't.

>>82324679
Most actors are totally comfortable with being nude in front of other people.

>>82325584
Yeah but it'll cost ya more.

>>82323465
OH MAI GAAAAHHD!

>>82323656
>black jeans

Fucking disgusting.

My copy of Space Cop arrived this morning.

When I opened the box, the disc had a blank cover. I thought they were maybe trying to be deliberately b-movie ironic. So I put it on and there's muffled talking over a black screen. Like there was a physical sheet or cover over the camera as it was rolling. At this point I thought it was just a "le so bad it's good" introduction to the movie and that's when someone aggressively pulls the sheet or cover off the camera, there's that moment where the camera tries to adjust to light in what turns out to be a bedroom. Someone's picked up the camera at this point. There's a fuzziness and lack of focus and it's clearly not an expensive camera. Then the guy behind the camera starts swearing under his breath and it's clearly Mike. Distinctively so. There's a weird rapidness and heavy breathing in his voice and he's clearly drunk. He aimlessly zooms in and out on shit around the room. He finally corrects the zoom and contrast and he pans across to a bed. And Jessi is fucking sitting there wearing jeans, but topless. What the fuck? She looks coked up and like she's been crying cause there's smudges around her eyes that you can see even from where Mike is. Then suddenly he gets really vocal and starts saying all this racist shit and he makes her repeat it. She doesn't seem into it at first but she's clearly getting horny. And then out of nowhere, and I'll never forget this, I hear this weird but immediately recognisable noise of a guy jacking off. Mike directs the camera down to his cock and he's shaking and the camera's shaking and he's just jacking his uncut cock as he makes Jessi keep saying this shit to him. Then it just stopped.

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>>82326175
>white genes

shut your whore mouth