What food does /tv/ sneak into the movie theaters? My friends

>>82286147
Why tho? The buffet's so much better, and any sensible theater includes it in the ticket price.

>>82286147
You and your friends wouldn't get away with it at my theater. Most modern theaters have audience-facing cameras whose primary purpose is to record reactions to commercials but are also used for surveillance against recording, vandalism, and general abuse of the environment.

If your friends and you did this in my theater, your faces would be captured and posted to the no-entry board, all employees would learn your faces, and you would all would be denied future entry to the theater. If you were messy with it your stinking fried chicken we might even call the cops.

>>82286147
Tried this once, got sent to the popcorn chicken mines

I like to sneak in a fresh, delicious, tasty, meaty, turkey filled cold cut combo. I eat three every day to help keep me strong.

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You too cheap for quality Theater fare?

>>82288267
Better than whatever crap they sell.

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>>82286975
>bringing fried chicken to a theater is illegal

Yes, yes. Protect those precious concessions sales, goyim.

>>82289055
I don't know if banning fried chicken can be considered a Title VII violation but assuming it isn't I can make whatever rules I want about how the public can use my property, you ignorant bitch.

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>>82286147
I can't even enjoy a movie if my pockets aren't filled with delicious curry

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>>82288967
Even if Godzilla himself was serving you?

You want my non meme answer? I sneak in cold burritos since they're discrete. Don't smell. Don't make a noise. No mess. Also I chug a flask in the bathroom before the movie starts. I keep it my little secret since people can be really bitchy about alcohol. A movie or performances at the theater is the perfect occasion to take the edge off.