Are 3 and Resurrection that bad? They have to be better

>>82284407
Yes Alien 3 and Resurrection are THAT bad.
Everybody that says they aren't is just a contrarian or has some serious shit taste.

Hell the garbage AvP flicks are miles above them even.

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>>82284407
Alien > Aliens > Alien 3 > Prometheus > AvP > Alien: R > AvP 2

>>82284407
Ressurection is better then 3. Both are bad films, but ressurection at least isn't above having a bit of fun. Prove me wrong.

Alien 3 is depressing, that's just what it is. Alien Resurrection is a 90s scifi almost-comedy. I wouldn't say to not watch either. It's still Xenomorph movies.

>10/10
>9/10
1. Alien (Scott, 1979)
>8/10
2. Predator (McTiernan, 1987)
3. Aliens (Cameron, 1986)
>7/10
4. Blade Runner (Scott, 1982)
5. Predators (Antal, 2010)
>6/10
6. AVP: Alien vs. Predator (Anderson, 2004)
7. Alien3 (Fincher, 1992)
8. Predator 2 (Hopkins, 1990)
>5/10
9. Prometheus (Scott, 2012)
>4/10
10. Alien: Resurrection (Jeunet, 1997)
>3/10
>2/10
11. Aliens vs Predator - Requiem (Strause & Strause, 2007)
>1/10
>0/10

resurrection is the most comfy out of all the alien movies

>>82284407
the alien franchise itself is just a big shitshow. whats canon? what isnt? prometheus itself isnt canon because the engineers are white humanoids. but if ridley scott says prometheus IS in fact canon, then that means that Alien itself isnt canon. so what the fuck is it?

>>82285578
I'd put Blade Runner higher, but otherwise pretty spot on.

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>>82285578
Am I a pleb for unironically enjoying Blade Runner more than Alien?

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>>82285774
Engineers modeled their skin suits after giant elephant people, maybe.

>>82284766
This is objectively correct.

>>82285914
I guess it depends on the cut. In that list I just meant the theatrical cut but there have been like five now.

>>82284766
Alien > Aliens > AvP > Alien R > Alien 3 > Prometheus > AvP 2

They're all fucking terrible except for Alien. Glad Ridley's throwing the baby out with the bathwater and rebuilding the lore. The Alien isn't a fucking bug, and it certainly isn't a goddamn 'xenomorph'

>>82284407
I thought alien 3 wasn't that bad, it was a good ending to ripley's story, and had an interesting setting. I couldn't finish Alien R though, it's a sequel to an established horror franchise written by joss whedon, I think that speaks for itself.

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>>82285578
>>8/10
>2. Predator (McTiernan, 1987)

In what world is Predator not a perfect film?

Predator > Aliens > Alien > Predator 2 > Predators AVP > Prometheus > AVPR > Alien Resurrection > Alien 3

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>>82284407
I liked 3 with the general space prison setting, 4 was dumb and overdone with the franchise concepts imo.

>>82284407
I watched all the movies for the first time recently. Cubed and resurrection are crazy bad. Resurrection is completely pointless as they want to prevent a crash on earth, but it turns out earth was already destroyed