Drinking a lot doesn't make you burp and belch every 10

Praying a lot doesn't make God real, not even for 10 minutes a day. Christians realize this, yes?

>>82270112
It will if you drink beer.

>>82270112
Dan Harmon is an alcoholic piece of shit, I'm sure he knows how drinking works.

Lol you don't know shit.

What's the actual context of this scene? Is it a shitty rap song joke?

>>82270239
but rick drinks from a flask

>>82270543
An alien threatens to destroy the planet if Earth can't write a hit song, but everyone at the Grammy's died so Rick and Ice T had to write a shitty song to save the world.

>>82270543
they asked them to show them what they got, and they did.

>>82270112
They had to add a character quirk so you can recognize the Rick from C-137 compared to all the other Ricks.

Maybe it does when you're an old man

the burping fits the post-modern doctrine perfectly
it's a very unsubtle "fuck you"

>>82270724
they all burp

>>82270112
Alcohol addicted here, yes it does

>>82270112
depends on how much you drank
t. got shitfaced yesterday and was burping as frequent as Rick, sometimes also mid word

>>82270890
No. That's how you're able to recognize the real rick in the prison escape episode.

>>82270543
Obviously, dumbshit.

I have gastric issues and I tend to burp as much as Rick when I drink.

>>82270112
If you ingest a lot of something (any food any drinks) it will make you eructate.

Rick is an alcohol and it's destroying his family. So he drinks lots of whatever he drinks.

>>82271066
https://youtu.be/U7rXOgL4oFQ?t=29s
0:29
apologise

>>82271191
That's just a random burp.

>>82270112
This show is literally sculpted for the 12 to 15 year old brain. What do you expect?

*burp*

burping no, hiccups yes especially if you're slamming your booze

>>82270112
happens to me. and i drink a lot.

>>82271087
Whoa, calm down there bud

>>82270543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ctK1aoWuqY

>>82271332
>This show is literally sculpted for the 12 to 15 year old brain.

But if that were true then it was sculpted for OP

>>82271891
rekt

>>82270112
buuuuuuuuuuuurp no

>>82271066
There was a joke where all the Ricks staking out in Jerry and Beth's house burp and then Beth burps back at them and they all laugh.

>>82270112
It's called gut rot and it happens to alcoholics.

The writers know what they're talking about for a reason you jackass.

To be fair i've had a lot of beans and brown rice today and I cannot stop farting

>>82270112
No.

Drinking makes me deliberately say things to piss people off.

I am simple minded.

>>82273935
>I am simple minded.

That's why you're on /tv/ anon

>>82271614
I was really surprised when i started hiccuping the first time i got really shitfaced.

>WUB A LUB LUB. GOD ISN'T REAL, MORTY!

>Pickle Rick walks in
>can't find Morty's mom
>sees her dildo
>"oh. This will do!"
>uses it on himself

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>>82276228
>my sides

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>>82270163
>le concept of a deity is alien to an intellectual such as myself

Easter?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxcZoDzXegc

*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP* L-LISTEN MORTY GOD ISN’T, GOD ISN’T *BUUUUUUURP* REAL M-MORTY, YOU KNOW ALL CHRISTIANS ARE, ARE STUPID MORTY *BUUUUUURRRRRRRRP* REAL MORONS MORTY, CHRISTIANTY IS JUST A, JUST A *BUUUUURRRRRP* COPING MECHANISM FOR LIFE MORTY *BUUURRRRRRRRRRRRP* NO ONE EXISTS FOR A REASON M-MORTY *BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRP* THERE IS NO H-HEAVEN OR HELL MORTY, DO WHATEVER, DO WHATEVE *BUUUUUUURRRRRRRP* YOU WANT. AND FUCK REPUBLICANS TOO MORTY *BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRP* T-THEY’RE BASICALLY NAZIS MORTY *BUUUUUUUUUURP* B-BASICALLY NAZIS, RACIST, RACIST SCUM MORTY *BUUUUUUURP* GOTTA GET THAT, G-GOTTA GET THAT MULAN SAUCE MORTY *BUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP* GOTTA GET IT MORTY, THAT’S A-ALL THAT MATTERS MORTY IS THAT *BUUUUUUUUUURP* IS THAT M-MULAN SAUCE *BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRP* THAT SZECHUAN S-SAUCE MORTY *BUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRP* LOOK M-MORTY LOOK I’M *BUUUUUURRRRRPPPP* A MULAN SAUCE, A MULAN *BUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRP* SAUCE PACKAGE M-MORTY I’M *BUUUURRRRRRRP* MULAN SAUCE RICK, I’M MULAN SAUCE R-RICK *BUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRP* MORTY GOTTA, G-GOTTA GET *BUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPP* SHWIFTY MORTY, GOTTA GET SHWIFTY IN *BUUURRRRRP* HERE MORTY, G-GOTTA *BUUUUURP* SHIT ON THE FLOOR, S-SHIT ON THE FLOOR *BUUUUUURRRRRRP* MORTY SHIT ON THE F-FLOOR *BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPP* WUBBA-LUBBA-DUB-*BUUUUURP*-DUB M-MORTY SHIT ON THE *BUUUUUUUUUUUURP* FLOOR MORTY *BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRP* LIFE IS MEANINGLESS, M-MEANINGLESS *BUUUUUURRRRRRRP* MORTY THERE’S NO P-POINT TO ANYTHING *BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRP* THERE ARE NO GODS M-MORTY *BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRP* NIHILISM MORTY *BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRP* THE SOONER YOU U-UNDERSTAND IT THE *BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRPPPPP* THE BETTER MORTY *BUUUUUUURRRRRRRP* I WANNA BANG YOUR SISTER MORTY *BUUUUUURRRRP* I W-WANNA BANG *BUUUUUUURRRRRP* YOUR SISTER *BUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRP* MR POOPIE BUTT M-MORTY *BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRP* WUBBA-LUBBA-DUB-DUB GOTTA GET SHWIFTY *BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRP* MR POOPIE BUTT *BUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRP* SHIT ON THE FLOOR *BUUUUUUUUUUURP*

>>82270112
>taking a cartoon show seriously on an autistic level
Has /tv/ gone too far in a few places.?

>>82277744
>Just turn your brain off! xD

>>82270112
I watched this for the first time recently and his burping is really annoying. I thought it was a one episode thing, does he seriously burp throughout the entire series?

>>82270594
You can put beer in a flask.