>be Johnny sack >be a terrific earner >be a terrific

Do you think Johnny ever mistaked Ginny's belly for her pussy?

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>be tony
>wake up to pounding nigger music from daughters room
>head ache
>take some pills to calm me down
>come down stairs and my wife starts nagging me for nothing
>shove a pallet of salami into my mouth and leave for work
>paulie meme walks in to my office waving his hand around
>"ohhh moroneeee, vitos a fag we have to do somthing about it T"
>every starts shouting we have to kill him
>great.jpeg
>go meet my shit for brains nephew who i'm mentoring
>is high on heroine
>starts saying he loves me
>wife rings me
>my disappointing son has got in trouble at school again
>pick him up and ask why he did it
>starts saying "i-i dont know" and blames the universe
>feel like i'm going to have a panic attack
>finally get home to relax
>daughter had Jamal Ginsburg on my sofa under the covers with her
>tell him to fuck off
>get more shit from my wife
>get in bed
>take some more pills
>ready for tomorrow

>>82262155
Pleb

Johnny Sack got fucked over but he kinda deserved it for being such a hot head

>>82263550
>protecting his wife's honor
>wanting to avenge his friend's brother
Hot head right ?

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Dinn FeTrolio, my arch-nemesis

>>82261938
>leave cigarettes after 38 years and finally eat healthy and exercise
I belive that was a metaphor for him allocuting and taking the deal rather thank risking jailtime and not lose face/trust with the family, since he was gonna die anyways of cancer.
Why the black marshal tells him that "he did the right thing".

>>82262155
>get shot in the head

>>82263824
His wife was a fucking elephant. It had no honor.

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>>82263902

>>82263902
I don't get this meme. How is Vito a troll?

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>>82264398

>>82263824
>getting mad over a joke about something you know to be fact
>contracting Jersey out to handle important NY business
>taking Shah of Iran's side in anything

Johnny was a great character and I liked him but he made one mistake too many

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>>82263824

>>82264628
>being fat is a fact
That is like making fun of you because you are a autistic virgin fag
>taking side of phil
Taking side of a made guy who spent 20 years in a can and didn't rat anyone out

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>>82262155
sucks to be you

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>>82263902
Watch it weans

>>82263902
Favorite shitposter on every sopranos thread

Can anyone post that webm of Christopher beating Adrianna after she hands him that rehab pamphlet

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>>82265607
You're a big guy, Finn

>>82261938
This show is an awesome study of humanity. Johnny Sack was a great example. While he had power,everyone respected him. When he got in jail,fucking Chris Moltisanti,the junkie driver, took his car for 5 times less than it's worth (I know Maserati losses value but damn) and they bullied his brother in law and stole from him(something that would never happen if he was out). There are no true friends out there,if you succeed they will all wait for you to fail.

>>82263902
That always looks like star wars to me,always.

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>>82263902
>>82265910

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>>82265668

>>82266020
I can't believe he still has the JACKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

>>82265668
I would like that webm too
Anybody got it ?

>>82265889
this. you are smart guy.

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>>82266094

>>82266142
you being fresh with me?

>>82266142
for you

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>>82266228
why doesn't he wear the jacket?

>>82263550
Sacks was a man's man

>>82266228

see>>82265732

>>82266266

Fuck that jacket. It was an ugly ass jacket anyways.

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>>82266334

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>>82265910
>>82265990
holy shit I'm fucking dying

>>82262155
> Cheats on his wife
> Regularly gets blowjobs and treats girls like shit
> Whines at his psychiatrist whilst not wanting to change his lifestyle
> Doesn't want his kids to swear
> Proud to be Italian, even though they don't speak a word Italian. Just some fat fucks running small-time errands and laundering their wealth through a stripclub.
> That episode with the blackout when they went to eat at Artie Bucco's and he gave his kids that lecture about having to appreciate the small moments in life like some religious soccer mom was cringy as fuck.

Paulie and Christopher were kinda funny and Silvio was likeable due to his unconditional loyalty to Tony's crew. But the rest of the characters including Ralphie, Tony himself etc. were just pieces of shit.

The series itself isn't bad, it's just the characters I generally found dislikable

>>82266644
got sauce? reverse image search got me nothing

>>82267049
angela lagreta

>>82266644
Fanook

>>82262155
this is great

>>82266979
Tony was the most realistic character. He was "do as I say not as I do" kinda guy. He was also mentally weak which is why he overcompensated with violence and machismo. People always say that Tony is an alpha male when in fact he acted like one.

>>82265990
>Darth Finnius, my Sith nemesis

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>>82267603

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>>82265990

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>>82267730

>>82267695
>It's a joke
I don't get it, where's the punchline?

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>>82263902
>>82265990
Finn The Trolio, my Arch-Mage

tfw carmine don't ask about you

>>82268655
Oof maddon

>>82268655
Paulie Walnuts ahould have been whacked tbqhwy

Damn you guys are making me wanna marathon this show again. I only watched it once.

>>82269057
just do what I do and watch sopranos clip on youtube for hours,there is literally every clip from the show

>>82262155
Tony is so alpha in that scene,he walks around the cell so everyone sees him,then he sits down. It's like a gorilla documentary.

>>82269112
This. Good way to kill time.

>>82269143
Which episode? I marathoned Sopranos a few months ago, but my memory's fucked

>>82269331
soprano home movies,tony gets arrested over hollow points bullets in his gun that a teen found. The episode it the one where the guy shits with him in frame

>>82268655
This part made so bad for Paulie
Such a sad sad character

>>82269546
>soprano home movies
Thanks.

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Dr. Houser,
I'm Clarence

>>82269838
you're welcome,I would also like to rewatch to show but it's a huge time commitment (86 hours of television)

>>82269939
My life is a pile of fuck, so I have the time, but need a longer cooldown.

>>82269838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2dUWRyC0Fs

here it is

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you know Quasimodo predicted all this

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>>82270676

>>82265990

100/10

>>82269922
that's a large screen

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>>82269057
>I only watched it once

There's no stigmata these days.

>>82272643
why would you shoot a man before leaving him to die in the wilderness?

>>82273002
at least you can collect

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>>82265910
>>82265990
You are under arrest, my Arch-Nemesis.

>>82269112
This is retarded, just watch the show instead.

>>82273387 >>82267908
It looks like star wars because of the background, you goddamn fuckups.

>>82273449

It's a meme you autist

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>>82273387

>>82265990
weirdly saw that as the background and had to do a second look of the initial picture after seeing this one

Who is the most irredeemable character in the show?

>>82265990
10,009/10

>>82274183
AJ and Chris were both fuckups to the core.

>>82262030
Yeah but it wasn't a mistake

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>>82273479
Not yet.

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>>82274183
This retard by a mile.

>>82274183
Paulie

He was evil to the core yet never got his comeuppance.

>>82274985
Exactly, the point of having an obese wife is that you can tittyfuck her elbows if you want.

>>82261938
Getting real fuckin' sick of these Sopranos threads clogging up my board
Don't you losers have something better to do than make memes out of an overrated old ass show

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>>82275797
OHHHH

>>82275797
You look like a puerto rican whore.

>>82264628
Phil was more in the right than anybody else in the entire show.

>>82264628
>allowing people to joke about your wife
Yes she was fat but so was Tony, and people didn't joke about that. It's about respect.
>contracting Jersey out to handle important NY business
He didn't want the job being connected back to him, since it involved his own family it made sense to get an outsider to do it.
>taking Shah of Iran's side in anything
You'd have a point if this were true, but it was Phil who took Johnny's side, not the other way round.

>>82276016
Meh, he was a joyless cunt.

>>82265732
>>82263902
post png cutout pls

>sounded like a racehorse pissing in there

what did vito mean by this?

>>82267695
>I'll try spinning, thatsa good trick!

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>>82275797
there's a couple o' niggers running that way, cuck, go follow them

>>82274183
AJ followed by Janice

>>82267695
>ITSA JOKE
>N-NO HOMO I SWEAR
>I WAS SUCKING DICK IRONICALLY

poor guy dindu nuffin, he only wanted a taste of meat

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>>82278849
WATCH IT NITRATES

>>82263902
i heard this in danny devitos voice.