Bill Burr Memorial Thread. Let's remember one of the last

>>82253324
As a proud 4chan mod I give this thread my stamp of approval.

>>82253324
Thread approved.

>>82253324
>the lovely Nia everybody

Thread appoved.

The 4chan team sends its condolences to the Burr family and the state of Burr.

SNAP THAT FUCKIN' MUTT'S NECK

really gone downhill ever since he married that gold digging LAAADY
he talks about it so much, how did he fall for the pussy jew?

>>82253324
Fuck, Limmy really let himself go

>>82253403

She's not even attractive.

I don't understand it.

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please buy his drumset

http://www.ebay.com/itm/1970-LUDWIG-Green-Sparkle-owned-by-Bill-Burr-/192140779134?ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT

>>82253488
He did it so he can get away with his "alt right" opinions.
Why do you think the left hasn't tried to take out his career yet?

>>82253324
What was his tax policy?

it's interesting watching bill try to balance the leftist ideals his wife has enforced on him with his callous, vulgar bahston persona

like he was on joe rogan's podcast talking about how he never looks at celebrity nudes because he thinks it's invasive and gross and he wouldn't want someone to do it to him. joe called him a "moral person" and he actually got all awkward and defensive trying to convince joe that he's not all that moral

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>>82253542
Kek, he even had to drop the price by $500 for someone to buy it.

What the fuck has Bill done to himself, seriously? It's like he spouted real shit for 15 years, then decided to do the opposite of everything he was condemning.

Never thought I'd see the day where Bill Burr would officially be branded as a KEK.

He had a good couple years in college at Wyoming but never able to cut it as a pro. He still wasn't the worst QB the Lions have ever had.

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Where am I going to get my next level analysis of Japanese cartoons now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhJs-ZqMix4

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>>82253542
Jesus fucking christ i tought you guys were memeing me, how long until he sells his truck to get a """""""""grown up family vehicle"""""""""?

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>>82253571
do you seriously, for real, believe that?

>>82253767
wait till he has half nigger kids and loses everything in the divorce.

he's worse then louis cuck-king now. at least his kids are white

>>82253542
actually a shit looking kit desu

>>82253324
rp

>>82253324
swaglord in 10-15~ years

>>82253324
How can you go from this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2i9RvBOSZ4&ab_channel=InternetEpicness

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I don't get it.
Is this the same guy from that show with that cute jew girl and a cute blonde girl and Chevy Chase?
Why does he look 30 years older than he did in that show?
Like, what the fuck happened?
This is Brendan levels of JUST.

>>82254830
Oh wait.
Those are two different guys.
LMAO.

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>>82253324
LAYDEEES
>>82253403
>>82253488
>getting married for looks
Yea thats sure gonna matter in a couple of years! It's because they're similar personality wise obviously

>>82253794
it's the same reason howard stern had a black lady working beside him all those years, do you really find it that surprising?

>>82257776
GODDAMNIT ONE AWAY FROM QUADS


82257777

>>82257776
actually listen to the podcast.

He loves nia and they got to him... Nia is based though, there's no problem imo.

I dropped Burr when he started going off about One Punch Man

>>82257810
who got to him? what happened?

Who is this fag and why should I care?

BREAK THAT FUCKIN DAWGS NECK NIGGUH

Bill was never a /pol/ fag.

>>82257726
>Nia "I won't take the last name Burr"
>personality
wew kid. the cunt bought him a dog then made him kill it because she got bored of it. she made him sell his drum set despite it being one of the few things in life that give him joy. Until she got her meal ticket she was a waitress, now she treats wait staff like complete garbage and laughs it off as a fun little character quirk.
personally i don't care, but don't for a second try to pretend that this rancorous bitch is pleasant to be around.

>>82257837
Just time got to him, he's tired man, gotta go with status quo eventually.

>>82257917
The dog isn't dead, she has another owner now. He still goes to see her sometimes.

>>82257917
Jeez you watch him alot, i only knew about the wait staff

>>82257726
oh man I love madonna

>82257917
>Until she got her meal ticket she was a waitress, now she treats wait staff like complete garbage and laughs it off as a fun little character quirk.
I'll never understand how someone who has worked a customer service position can be an asshole unless the service is truly terrible. Having done work like that I make sure to give positive feedback whenever possible because I know their jobs depend on that stupid shit and nobody who had a decent experience ever bothers with it.

Fuck Nia.

>>82258081
on the big farm in the sky, right?

>>82257917
This is outright lies anon, please stfu and take your nigger hate back to /pol/

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>>82258179
>this whole post

The once comedic voice of angry white middle-aged single men is now none of those things.

>>82253324
Hell be fine.

when did bil burr get roped into like MGTOW and /pol/ fag culture?

I know this is 4chan and we argue and reduce everything to mist but there really is an obsession with bill burr. Have you not stopped to think MAYBE he's tired after years of being on the road and has petered out? Maybe he doesn't give a shit anymore, stop hoping for the great cuckening to happen.

>>82257830
Post video.

>>82258087
I go on the O&A subreddit, haven't watched anything Burr related since F for Family and the special before the special before last. He used to be my favourite comedian.

/rundown/?

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>>82258001
this is retarded

>>82259766
>Hey bill I rescued a dog, here.
>Nia why would you do that I specifically told y-
>Shut the fuck up. Love it.
>Ok I love it now.
>Good. now kill it.
>What?
>Kill the fucking dog bill. Do it right now. Look at it in the eyes while youre taking it's life away..
>O-ok I killed it
>Good. Now get rid of your fucking drum kit.
>B-but I like playi-
>FUCKING GET RID OF IT
>OK OK IM SELLING IT
>AND GET RID OF THAT SHITTY-ASS TRUCK WHILE YOURE AT IT
>I-I sold it honey, its gone
>Good. Btw im pregnant. You better start watering down your comedy to appeal to a bigger audience. I need money bill. I need LOTS of money. Im a fucking QUEEN you pasty ginger motherfucker
>O-ok honey whatever you say I love you so much ;_;

>>82257917
>now she treats wait staff like complete garbage and laughs it off as a fun little character quirk.
is this from his podcast? can you recommend any for a quick gesalt

>>82253324
F

...and she sounded so rational a few years ago...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJZP2gsS5VQ

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>>82259884
damn he was one of my favorites, didnt know he was getting pussy whipped so hard

hey, if he is truly happy then good for him, but that sounds like he's got a cunt of a wife. killing mans best friend? fuck her

divorce might unfuck him

>>82259979
>...and she sounded so rational a few years ago...
sarcasm right?

first 30 seconds and i am already triggered

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBBAuFLwgng

2:50 and on
bill is gone

>>82259979
Jesus, how could he marry that personality? What an entitled, bitchy nigress

>>82260009
It will fuck him permanently because SHE FUCKING REFUSED HIS PRENUP HOLY FUCK BILL WHY

>>82260061
>"To get your wife to shut up just be a feminine pussy and clean!"
Christ, what does Nia do all day? Shouldn't she clean if she doesn't work?

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>>82260118
dun goofed

Is Nia really that bad? I have only heard her on various parts from his podcast on youtube and she doesn't seem that bad.

>>82260149
>Is Nia really that bad?
Nah, she's worse. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3XyvYzh_QE

>>82253324
>living legend
Lmao.

>>82253571

Except he doesn't have any alt right opinions.

>>82259884
lying cunt, he didn't kill the dog. Bill gave it to another family.

>>82260179

She doesn't sound that bad at all here. Sounds like another case of judge a video by its title and monkey see monkey do.

>>82260267
yeah he took it upstate to a heavenly farm, same place your folks took your dog when he got rabies, actually

>>82260118

breaking him will do him good, his comedy will get even sharper

I DUNNO

ITS FUCKIN INSANE TA ME

>>82260267

I bet your parents didn't let you watch the ending of Old Yeller

Bill is just playing interdimensional ping-pong in hyperspace and you dweebs can't see it

He knows that to become the greatest comedian of his generation his soul needs to be completely crushed because anger is where the best comedy comes from. He is intentionally setting himself to achieve the ultimate JUST-status. He's going to top Brendan Fraser. It's a brilliant plan.

>>82260299
Try this senpai https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwrRBkSKYps

>>82260299
And this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAFBZGVN9HI

30 Seconds of "Ugh I can't even"

>>82253359
*blocks your entertainment value*

>>82259884
>>82260321
>>82260404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whXdpj2W4dI

>>82259979
Wow. Just fucking wow.

That dumb interrupting cunt should be on her knees sucking the sperm from his dick every fucking day. And instead she couldnt possibly be more annoying, condescending, and argumentative.

She does NOTHING and she is still so fucking prideful. Not smart not pretty not funny not hard working.

Just a dumb cunt

>>82260498
jfc how does he even deal with her

>>82260455
>chimpsout yelling men are shallow
>says this girl should find a guy with more money

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE had to turn off after that senpai - ive never heard his wife until today and am now ashamed Bill married such a cunt

>>82260685
Bill Burr here. I killed the dog. It's true because I said so over the Internet. It would be bad PR for me to say I killed it, so I say I gave it away. People were standing in line for an pitbull that bites people. Brought to you by Dollar Shave Club.

he fell into the trap of liking her because she "challenges" him even though she brings literally nothing else to the table

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>>82253324
Podcast still comfy as hell, he has one dud special and you fags start spazzing out?

>>82260685
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HE IMPREGNATED THE NIGGER

HOW LONG UNTIL SHE DIVORCES, TAKES THE KID AND HALF THE MONEY?

>>82260745

Yeah, I'm not an expert when it comes to women, however this is the type of woman that Bill Burr always mentioned you should run away from.

Also no prenup, how the hell did that happen? It's like the Yoko thing he made a video about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2i9RvBOSZ4

>>82253542

>owned by bill burr

Is that really a selling point? How fucking self important do you have to be?

>>82260825
10 years. Because after 10 years you pay alimony for life.

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>>82260321
>>82260404
The dude that he gave Cleo to regularly visits LA and Bill get's to see her, kill yourselves

>>82260834
Bill Burnout is the best example of "Do as I say not as I do".

>>82260844
"x owned by y" has been a selling point for as long as celebrities have existed, where the fuck have you been?

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>Nia starts talking about how girls in boy clothes are cute and how she'll buy boy clothes for the kid
>you can hear the worry in Bill's voice as he's attempting to keep it together

>micromodul
>micromodále?

>indochiiinoooooooo
>indochina?

>>82260455
>that muffled "oh jeezus" at 3:45
lmao

>>82260873
I'm the guy Bill gave the dog. I work at the dog pound, or as I like to call it, Heaven.

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>no picture of the kid anywhere

It's a freak, isn't it?

>have kid at 50 years old
>be dead before it decides to skip college for trans surgery

>>82259979
HOLY SHIT
His life is over.

>>82261035
I hope it's autistic. Just all the joy drips off of bills face knowing he fucked up - that it was too late, and he made the mistake of becoming an "adult" too late.

>>82261224
Anon why would you hope that something mean happens to someone else? It won't improve your life you know.

>>82261273
Just for laughs bro haha

>>82261224
Better late than never

He still could've done better than a 4/10 nigger though

>>82261324
>Better late than never
God no.

>>82261033
lol this guy and his heaven schtick is great

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>>82253324
>Let's remember one of the last living legends we had left.

Faggot.

>>82259979
>scroll through the videos
>Bill & Nia, Bill & Nia

Yeah the guy is an absolute idiot. Now she owns half your show and you have to work with her

>no prenup
JUST

>>82261445
go clean the house bill
nia's in a mood

>>82260685
why would you give away mans best friend
should have drop that bitch wife at the pound

No way she doesn't turn Bill into an alcoholic

>Bill in a deep sleep
>feels Nia shake his shoulder
>ignores it, wants to sleep in
>"DID YOUR FRIENDS LEAVE OUT A FUCKING ASH TRAY AND A FEW BOTTLES?"
>"Clean it up now BILL, I CAN'T EVEN"
>she storms out of the bedroom

>Bill mumbles to himself something about how he never should have left Bahstohn
>Cleans up, grabs a quick bite to eat (Nia doesn't cook for him)
>ready to head to his podcast and get out of the house
>Remembers Nia insisted on being on his podcast today
>All hope for the day vanishes

>>82261634
dont forget
>his tranny child peeks into the room and says "check yo cis cracka honkey privilege dad"

>>82261725
and his black kid doesn't identify with his pale ass father

Maybe his comedy was his cry for help? He knew he was the bitch he was joking about or would turn into when push comes to show

>>82253750
I had no idea OPM was so deep

>>82261805
this

>>82261937
Did Bill call her a Mammy jokingly?

>>82261937
>kid is now an outcast to both whites and blacks
great job mom

>>82261937
She was talking about Bill

He made a casual 'black people drive like this' ironic joke. Nia then shamed him for 15 minutes in the middle of a party while holding their child, Bill continually saying 'i'm sorry Nia, yes i know, i'm sorry, i didn't mean it, i know nia i shouldn't have said it, what do you want me to say? I'm sorry Nia' As she goes through every step of the argument by herself slowly making herself more and more angry. His final punishment was decided as making him take her on the podcast for the rest of the month and to write an essay on empathy and understanding.

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>>82261937

Holy shit I had to go see what that was about and surprise, it's Nia being an utter cunt again.

RIP Bill, it was nice knowing you.

>>82258161
People that have empathy treat workers well no matter if they did the job before or not

"""People""" with no empathy will treat them like shit no matter what, because 'dey ain senpai bitch'

Most of society are sociopaths who literally cannot comprehend the position of anyone but themselves

>>82262117
lmao is that all he said

I thought she would have at least been talking about someone making 'black people are thieves' or something kind of joke. How did Bill marry this woman? This sounds like the kind of thing he would talk about when making fun of someone like her a few years ago.

>>82262187

The irony is if I was that guy and I wasn't racist before, having some crazy nigress go apeshit because I used a word that is a bit outdated would make me actually racist.

Nia probably redpilled that fucker unintentionally

>>82262117
this is why you should just call them niggers. dont try to be nice

cant wait for the divorce and bill getting raped for alimony and child support

>>82261937
>>82262117
>people of color is fine
>colored is wrong
Jesus fucking Christ Bill why would you marry this?

>>82262250
>call them colored
>RACIST
>call them black
RACIST
>call them african american
RACIST I AM AS AMERICAN AS YOU

stupid niggers

>>82253542
After going on and on for hours about how this was one of his main outlets for stress.

He's backed himself into a corner.

>>82257830
Same fucking weebs gotta ruin everything.

>>82262310
>say that you're color blind and that you don't care
>RACIST
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAFBZGVN9HI
Fucking hell.

>>82262378
this is why theres such a cultureshift right now because you can never please these people no matter how much you try while they in turn hate collectively on everything thats light skinned

i say fuck those assholes and have to say that /pol/ is right that their racemixed daughter is gonna be the victim of their lust and suffer from never truly belonging anywhere

Poor Billy Buttcrack. I hope he's at least happy. He seems dumb enough that he could convince himself to be.

>>82262310
>call them american

FUCK YOU FOR DENYING MY ROOTS OONGA BOONGA WE WUZ KANGZ

>>82260685
well in bills defense, untrained rottweilers are crazy as fuck.

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>the dog bites your friend
>the dog is aggressive to your family
>you have a baby coming
>get a called whipped for getting rid of the dog

>>82262310
>american
I GOTS TO TELL YA THAT WE IN FACT WE ACTUALLY WE FO' REAL WE WUZ KANGZ AND QUENZ AND SHIET

>>82262788
Yes all that shit happened and they didnt do shit but now that the baby is coming they are getting rid of the dog they had for 7? years.

On top of that all the shit he liked like his drums have to go because muh baby.

>>82262250
I wouldn't say I hate any race but I grew up pretty sheltered with 90% whites and 10% mexicans who caused no trouble and were great people for the most part. Then I went to college in Ohio, which has a lot of black people. Boy, does it change your perspective. Literally first night out I saw three separate chimpouts.

Again, I have no hate against individuals but a large majority of the population here act like straight up niggers and it irks the shit out of me. I led me to wanting to conserve white countries from becoming minorities. If you look at black culture (take a scroll through black twitter sometime) they lack any type of leadership and actually learning, having manner, raising a moral family, treating women with respect is almost non-present.

Sorry for the rant but this hit home. Blacks are the most racist group I've encountered (but chollo degenerate mexicans may beat that). And my god, they have no sense of fucking volume.

>>82259979
Why does he do this to himself? He's famous, he's got money, he could be fucking young pretty women on the regular.
And if he wants something more than that, he sure as hell doesn't get it from this harpy.

>>82263597
>he could be fucking young pretty women on the regular
this is partly a meme
could put you in situation for rape/blackmail
he doesn't have the much money
having a wife and partner beats meaningless sex

>>82263709
>having a wife and partner beats meaningless sex
lmao

>>82260498
>Can you let me make my point
>No you can't
That deserves a slap with the back of the hand. That shit is not fucking right.

>>82263750
t. virgin

>what is having a family
>what is genetic legacy

although he fucked up his genetics now

>>82263709
>>could put you in situation for rape/blackmail
That gets worse with marriage desu, at least regarding things like alimony.

>>having a wife and partner beats meaningless sex
Yeah, a partner with which you have a meaningful relationship. Not this obnoxious bitch.

Anybody else think this faggot was never funny?

>>82262788
I grew up with a pitbull since I was 4 and never had a issue with her but anecdotes < pitbulls being niggers on general purpose

maybe cleo had a tumultuous past i dont really give a shit but if they're trained well pits are loyal

>>82253542
Should've known he'd play a Bonham kit.

Too bad it isn't the natural maple finish.

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RAID OPPORTUNITY?

Bill is asking for your favorite clips from his podcast on twitter, and to provide the clip.

Link clips of his wife bitching at him #pussywhipped

https://twitter.com/billburr/status/858893970595655680

>>82263709
>being stuck putting up with some cunt who will go out of her way to find reasons to resent you eventually is better than one and done pump and dumps who's company you enjoy for an evening or two

No. And you CERTAINLY don't fucking settle for such a strong willed bitch. He set himself up for so much pain.

>>82263966
I don't mean this bitch at all. I just mean in theory, a good marriage with someone who is your best friend beats random sloots

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>>82263770
>>82263992
haha holy shit how old are you?

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>>82261344
>Well, what else are ya gonna do

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>>82262117
>>82261937

>>82263049
Yes Anon, it makes sense not to play drums in your house if you have an infant...

He still plays drums, just not at the house. Also flies helicopters

>Married a negress
>Gave up his dog for her, even though she's the one who got the dog behind his back while he was working to support her "kept lifestyle" despite the fact that he explicitly told her not to get one because they'd eventually have to give it up
>Gave up his drumkit
>Is raising a mixed-race child
>His newest special is his worst one

Jesus Bill, this is BRUTAL.

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>>82253455

>>82259884
F

>>82260873
Is that supposed to be better?

>>82262378
Bill :( Jesus christ he's gone. Listen to what kind of shit he has to deal with. at 1:17 he literally goes " AAAAAAAAAAAAALL RIIIIIIIIIIGHT" because she wouldn't stfu

>>82265854
Bill's not gone, he's just missing in action.

>>82262788
But it was funny how he always defended pit bulls like #NotAllPitBulls and always said his dog wouldn't do anything like that, she's not dangerous. But the moment a baby is coming, he gets rid of it for [reasons]

>>82259867
Forming bonds is the meaning of life. You'll understand this more as you get older.

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The post-divorce special is gonna be fire tho.

>>82260903

No one is buying a drum set for $7000 because Bill Burr owned it.

>>82266380
what the fuck

>>82266425

nubian queen pussy is for kangz only

>>82266380
Liberals aren't weird though. They are all normal people. They create stuff like this and we should all agree with it.

>>82260126
Literally just spends his money and lays on her ass smoking weed when she's not out trying to live the Real Housewives lifestyle.

>>82266482
They're degenerating so rapidly now they're splintering from the rest of American society. Usually they'd take their time to change the culture and make sure as many people as possible are on the ride, but they've grown increasingly arrogant and deluded to the point they think (or at least they did) they have the pulse of society. They're going to keep devolving like this because their worldview has no way to stop it without said brakes being excommunicated to the right.

>>82260745
>>82260021
>>82261446
I don't get the problem here. This is always their dynamic. Nia gets outraged over some shitpost mail and Bill Burr tells her how much of a pc woman she is and has fun with it. This is what they always do.

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Bill Burr is now an ethnic minority in his own family unit.

>>82262763
It was a pitbull. So even worse

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>>82266773

>>82260498
>even Bill the cuck has enough and tells her to shut up
Jesus Christ what a "holier than thou" attitude Nia has

>>82260946
Is this nigress CIA's wife?

Would you rather have a gay son or a slut daughter is a really good question.

Fuck Nia, I'd have loved to hear Bill try to logic that one out with no filter.

I think I'd go for gay son.

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>>82253809
>Quarter Mexican
>Ginger
>White

>>82267774
He's also a Jew.

>>82267774
It's white in America, trust me I'm American

>>82267729
I'd go for a gay son too. Whore daughters are absolutely heartbreaking. Plus, if they get pregnant it's even worse.

Louis CK and Bill Burr used to be the GOAT non-PC comedians.

Louis said nigger dozens of times on stage. Bill called out women on everything.

What happened?

>>82267855
Plus neither one of them will carry on your legacy anyway

>>82262117
I always thought the term "people of color" was really offensive so I'm not sure why people don't get offended by it more. Being called colored IS offensive.

>>82267855
A gay son is just pleasuring other dudes and not getting taken advantage of. Gay son can still be productive and have similar interests as me.

A slut daughter is being taken advantage of in nearly all situations. Most likely not productive and mooching off partners. Most likely share no interests.

Choice is obvious.

>>82267915
POC is being used to "other" white people like "colored" was used to "other" black people. It's being done on purpose.

There is "people of color" and there's "white people"(boo hiss).

>>82267885
What? Gays these days have children.

>>82263812
HE WUZ A GOOD BOY HE DINDU NUFFIN

Pitbulls need to be wiped from the face of the fucking earth

>>82267970
yeah well it's just so ignorant on its face. It's such an obviously manufactured political term, but people just pick this shit up like it's candy.

>>82267974
Yeah, they do. As sexual partners

>>82268544
Those are pedophile criminals. I'm not talking about those.

>>82253324
Did he ded?

>>82268628
They are the same thing, faggot.

>>82268691
No they aren't.

>>82258081
>He's even a cuck to his dog now

Where are his limits?

>>82260685
wow what a fucking faggot.

>>82253628
have you ever owned a drumset? Its huge and noisy, and if you want to buy another one you basically have to flip the one you have to make room. the fuck are you going to do in a room with two different drumsets? jam and pretend you're Kylesa?

>>82260498
How has someone not murdered her yet?

Bill burr died?

Fucking brutal.

>>82268717
Ok. All pedophile criminals aren't gay but all gays are pedophile criminals, gotcha.

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>>82253542

bill...

BILL!

Kill cleo

>>82269214
>all gays are pedophile criminals
No they aren't.

>>82269276
He has a new set. He also plays in a studio, he used to live in an apartment for christ sake.

>>82262117
wtf is nina's problem?

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>>82269535
She contracted and unfortunate case of intersectional feminism. It's often incurable, though sometimes one will slowly recover.

>>82269351
Keep telling yourself that, gay lord

>>82269803
I'm not gay and you're still factually wrong.

>>82269535
she's mad she not only a nigger but also ugly

But seriously, Nia just screams bitter. She seems like the ex-gf who trashes your car while you're at work and thinks she's justified because you didn't treat her right.

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>>82270189
Well, what are ya gonna do?

>>82270823
I dunno, I dunno

>>82253324
THERES A WEBM WHERE SOME BLACK WOMAN EATS A WHITE MAN WITH HER VAGINA

SOMEONE RESPONDED WITH
>THE LOVELY NIA, EVERYBODY!

SEEMING TO IMPLY THAT BILL BURR IS A PUSSYWHIPPED FAGGOT LMAO

Bill Burr always seemed the way he was because of insecurity and the first woman to break through that broke him and now controls him.

Shame.

>>82271026
>>82266380

>>82262117
hahahahahahahaha

>marrying this
Fuck off bill. You were never anything but a phony boston boy.

>>82263806
He had a few strong bits. That's really it. Most of his act is yelling and pretending to be outraged about common sense things intended to make the audience feel intelligent because common sense - which is an extremely old fashioned schtick.

>>82266380
No it's not. Everyone thinks Bill is going to somehow come out the other side on this.

You're like those fags who can never accept a musician is dead.

>>82267862
Louis CK is still the same sellout he always was and so he is still saying whatever he wants. He is also still writing good material when it's not checking boxes on the agenda given to him.

Bill is done and has devolved into Joe Rogan podcaster status except with a fraction of the listeners.

>>82253542
>tfw he now survives by the help of comedy clubs setting up drum sets so he can drum before shows when he's on the road

>>82259979
hahah, she really goes "omg I can't even"

>>82269823
Shove your (((facts))) up your ass like the priest did with his dick when you were little

>>82253542
Jesus H. Christ. I listen to his podcast occasionally, and this guy really loved that drum set. Didn't he say at one point that he'd not be that guy that'd end up selling his drum set just because he got a kid? Literally 2 months later he's dancing his wife's tune.

>>82258544
You wouldn't understand if you don't follow him. This is fucking hilarious and sad at the same time.

>>82272053
Lots of projections there anon. Sorry if you were molested as a child.

>>82253324
1. Todd Barry
2. Gilbert Gottfired
3. Norm MacDonald
4. Post-Chappelle
5. Doug Stanhope

Burr ain't on that list.

Never mind banshee Bamford, who could be GOAT on any given night.

>>82261725
Kek

>>82272186
>Norm
You guys really need to stop sucking him off. He was a failed comedian and actor.

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Bill Burr has regressed so far that even Joe Rogan's latest special was better than that travesty Bill released a few months ago.

>>82262117
Remember folks get a based vasectomy and dont fall for the marriage meme

He recorded todays podcast on the floor of his garage. He can joke how bad it is ironically all he wants but its just brutal.

>>82272395
I wonder who is behind this post.

>>82272395
Yeah, or just don't marry some obvious far lefty.

>>82257830
fuck off m8
OPM is hilarious
>>82258594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhJs-ZqMix4
I love his perspective

>>82272265
I liked Joe's special, but it also seemed that Burr's crowd in Nashville wasn't that active, so it hurt him because he fed off that energy and reading them

>>82272639
>inb4 he drops Nia in favor of a superior nip nong 2D waifu

>>82272639
what's wrong with this?

>>82272186
Todd Barrys good but not number one good

just imagine when she divorces him how angry and on point his comedy is gonna be

>Get hooks into angry loner.
>Be only person who tolerates his shit.
>Now you control him.
>Marry no pre-nup
>Get pregnant
>Become shrill harpy and take away all his old life things
>Continue until he does something stupid
>Divorce using above stupid thing as evidence for why you keep the kid
>????
>Profit

Did he not see this coming?

I just saw that Nia is TEN YEARS YOUNGER than him

JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZUS

>>82272186

Todd Barry fucking sucks. I've literally seen him live and he bombed.

>>82274290

Bill Burr is funny and rich enough to bag himself a 21-30 year old hottie to have a lot of beautiful ginger kids with.

But not only does he choose a sheboon, he chooses an old, ugly, annoying SJW sheboon.

This is an epic "JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP" in the making.

>>82273554

>purposely put yourself in this situation
>have the kid be half-nig so you don't care when your wife takes them away
>use it to make hilarious comedy specials where you're allowed to be racist and sexist because you're the victim

V I S I O N A R Y

>>82274644
Except that Nia already declared on the podcast she would sue him to oblivion if he tried to do that.
he won't be allowed to talk about the divorce.

>>82274989
QUANTUM JUST

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Now you guys know why black men abandon niggresses immediately upon finding out they are pregnant.

You don't get it.

When Barry bombs it's the most magical thing comedy of today has.

>>82257726
>crosely turntable
that bitch needs to die in a fire, those madonna records don't deserve that

>>82274989
>he won't be allowed to talk about the divorce.
Is that a thing?

>>82260946
>CIA'd

>>82262117
>CALL IT OUT

Worst thing you can do at a party, I understand if some guy is spazing out calling black people niggers or something but if it's something small like this getting on your high horse makes the rest of the night awkward as fuck, not to mention the retarded amount of variations on what is or isn't acceptable to call black people
>colored WRONG
>person of color RIGHT

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>>82274644
WATCH IT BILLY

>>82260444
this is what im starting to believe imo

when he started becoming decently successful, life started becoming too good and thus his comedy went to the shitter, because happy people don't make funny comedians (save for Patrice)

>>82277056

jesus christ she's so far behind genetically

>>82253750
holy fuckin shit

>>82272136
What if he listed it at a price that he knew no one would pay but convinced her that's what it would be worth, then saying "see I told you it wouldn't work"

>>82278440

That's probably part of it but it's just a really valuable, good and appearently rare drum kit. I'm not a drummer but comparable unit from any other kind of musical instrument that's this highly customized would be at least this expensive. Plus people usually do agree to pay a premium for a celebrity owned instrument. If you can prove that Hendrix, Clapton or Van Halen ever played or even held your guitar you'd instantly have tripled its worth. Granted Bill isn't quite in the same league as endorser but people are weird.

>>82253542
Damn, when did Maggie Gyllenhaal get a haircut?