>character(s) walking through a strange lab full of giant glass tubes that have preserved aliens/monsters floating inside
>hovers flashlight over one that's shattered from the inside
>>82247457
Thread open.
>character looks at creature in test tube
>it blinks
>>82247457
>Something runs in front of the camera
>>82248789
>creature waits until the character lights it nicely with their flashlight for a few seconds before it moves in to attack them
>>82247457
>serial killer on the loose in america
>no one has a gun
>>82247457
>fags complain about horror clichés
>doesn't provide any better ideas
>character gets fired from his job
>turns to the camera and says "JUST"
>>82248963
spit out my beer on that one.
thanks anon
>>82248963
I literally do this when I get in trouble at work. Except I wait until no one is around. I walk in the back or the freezer and yell
>JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP!
with an extreme amount of enthusiasm. I may be retarded.
>>82248957
>ask film connoisseurs for ideas
>dont give them royalties
>look at corpse
>look away
>look back at corpse later in the scene
>it's gone
>hears creepy fucking noise
>"Is someone there?!"
mods are cucks
>>82249386
THEYRE DOING THE BEST THEY CAN
>looking for friend in hostile territory
>start screaming name at the top of their lungs