How would you hunt down and kill the indominus rex? What

A mini gun on a helicopter but with someone who can aim

Are its feathers invisible?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephant_gun

I would just get some Muslims to throw acid on its face

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I feel like it would shrug off a grenade launcher it's so OP

>>82223966
>>82223999

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO8pHmhq7Zc

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>>82223966
Kill it? Why would I kill a creature such as this, something with an intelligence that rivals man? I would want to capture it, to break it's spirit, to dominate the indomitable. THAT is the true challenge.

To this end, I would make use of a powerful sedative. Fentanyl gas like the Russians used to knock out everyone in that theater hostage crisis would be preferred, but darts like in the second movie would probably do the trick. Once we have her down, I'd lock her in one of those cages they used to transport the T-Rex in Jurassic Park 2. She will never feel the earth beneath her feet again.

Now her training begins. Her teeth and claws will be surgically removed, and she'll be fed intravenously from this day forward. This is the first blow to her pride. All manner of game animals will be paraded in front of her cage, driving her into a frenzy, but she'll be unable to lay a finger on them. Eventually, the animals will begin to stop fearing her. She will growl, she will rumble, but her "food" won't bat an eye. This is the second blow to her pride. One day she will wake to find her tail has been removed, and an opening created at the rear of her cage. I will have ended John Hammond's practice of breeding no male dinosaurs, and they will be free to use her as a giant stationary fucktoy. Not just other Rex's, either; all manner of dinosaurs will be fed massive quantities of viagra and given a turn. Brontosaurs, tricerotops, stegosaurs, even parasaurolophus (the one with the pompadour! Elvis!). Eventually she' stop resisting, and that's when we'll know she's ready. The third and final blow has been struck.

>>82223966
Probably shoot him in the dick.

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>no feathers

>>82224420

You'd spend an obscene amount of money doing this for nothing more than sexual gratification. This animal would never be able to survive off life support again and would likely die from the stress, if not the wounds.

>>82224420


A new display will open, starring our girl I-Rex. All the prior activities will continue, but now at scheduled show times for the masses. There will be one addition; the children will be encouraged to throw rocks at her while she's being humiliated. Ideally we wouldn't even have to restrain her at this point, but that's up in the air. Eventually even the children will tire of tormenting the "world's fiercest dinosaur", and on that day she will be euthanized. Her body will be butchered, her meat ground down, and she'll be sold as Dinoburgers in a quiet corner-store in the main visitor's area for $5.00 each.

And that's how I would kill the Indominus Rex.

>>82224420
What would this accomplish? You're spending millions of dollars for absolutely nothing.

>>82224530
>>82224492
see>>82224502

>>82224539

Still no money for everything you plan to do after knocking her out. Aside from your weapon of choice, you have nothing to kill her with.

>>82223966
.22LR will bounce around inside the brain case and drop it in one shot.

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>>82224420
>>82224502

Are you T Rex Foot Girl by any chance?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Aa-qo_lBF4

>>82223966
>What guns would you use?
an American one.

>>82224624

Take your shitty /k/ memes back please.

>>82223966
.600 nitro express should be able to do it. Barring that get a 20mm cannon of some sort because why not

chris pratt's character actually made an excellent firearm selection (45-70)

>>82223966
>indominus rex
u went and saw this movie, lol, fake dinosaurs, the real ones aren't even good enough anymore, it's all bullshit monster movies now

poisoned food/tourists

>>82224799

Which did precisely nothing to the Indominus, but that's because he couldn't hit the eyes.

>>82224815

The dinosaurs were never real. They were always genetic abominations. You should have never asked for more teeth.

>>82223966
with the power of gender non-binary friendship and an autistic kid

I would mount and rape it

>>82224420
would fuck its pusy of lizard and toe milk

>>82224902

Why would you not cyanide dose the kid and feed him to the I-Rex?

MOAB

>>82223966
Strap a cow with all kinds of C-4 and a few cameras and let it wander around near the I-rex's feeding grounds. Once it takes a bite, blow it to low orbit.

>>82225084

Indominus sees the C4, grabs it, and chucks it into the woods, then rips off the cameras and eats the cow.

>>82223966
Shoot out it's eyes, then lob grenades/mortars till dead.

>>82225123
it's not THAT smart

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>>82225123
Well shit.

Try the same thing again but sling a suitcase nuke under the cow's belly so it can't see it from above. Detonate it once the I-rex is within 10m or so.

just poison it with toxic bait

Deploy a shitload of anti-tank landmines. Once it gets a foot blown off it will eventually succumb to starvation or infection.

>>82223966
a Kiowa and an Apache so I never need to be within 50 miles of it

>>82223966
If I really wanted it dead, I'd fund an international advertising campaign calling for hunters from all over the world to come and try to take the biggest game of all. Just make them sign liability waivers and send them in to probably get eaten.

Hell by the time one of them eventually kills it, I'd be a millionaire.

I would try throwing it out of a plane

>>82224459
seems pretty obvious looking back, very few animals on land nowadays don't have at least some kind of insulation/protection from sun, hell even Hippo's excrete natural sunblock/antibiotics.

>>82224917
based pusyposter

>>82224863
Would have worked well on the raptors, which was his primary responsibility. Thinking if buying that gun actually.

>>82223966

Whatever can blow out its second set of neural ganglia in its butt.

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>>82223966
>What guns would you use?
Quick and clean

SOmeone post rust shooting

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Just point on the map at the grid square that needs removing, and we'll do the rest.

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>>82225527
REX?

>>82223966
i would lure it to the mosasaurus tank and trick it into becoming a snack for my friend the mosasaurus. then i would train mozzy to let me ride its back and pet it.

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>>82223966

>>82223966
If I had to kill it? I wouldn't change much except give the guys in ACU some actual guns. Nothing special, just whatever assault rifles the army uses. A team of 15 or so people with machine guns would realistically have no problem taking down that thing.

Ideally though I would have ACU equipped with tranquilizer guns. Why the fuck didn't they start with that?

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>>82226202
They gave like 1 guy a UTS shotgun and the rest shitty shock sticks

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>>82224459
>>82224000
>FROG DNA

A tank or two could take this bitch down real easy

>>82226337
At least Chris Pratt's character had some common sense

>Those man are gonna die