What happened to her? She was so cute when she was young. Is

>>82223278
doesn't she have that tv sj{ñ

>>82223321
yeah and it sucks

>Born: November 29, 1976
There's your answer. Though she was at least smart and married below her, so when her husband eventually surpassed her in the looks (and fame) department, he's remained loyal.

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>>82223278

She's doing good for 40. or 41 or whatever she is.

nearly 3 years after show's over and they're still hanging out. pratt likes funny chicks and aubrey I would say bests her in all categories including being younger by 10 years.

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>>82223278
>Is chris pratt cheating on her?

I'm 100% convinced that he's been smashing Jennifer Lawrence.

>>82223945

He doesn't look like he can even stand her, unless you're thinking of that blind item.

>>82223278
>>82223945
>church-going christian male cheating on someone who married him while he was fat
i don't see it

>>82224546

>thinking religion is a bar to impulses

go look up gay preacher/priest/pastor

lots of hypocrites hide under the cloth. Moral standing is up to individual not their background.

>>82223534
>>82223782

she's not even good looking. Chris is a 9, if he's gonna cheat on his wife its gonna be with a hottie.

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>>82225111

He married a goblin, mostly because she was funny.

That's just who he is.

>>82225193
>prime anna faris
>goblin

>>82225243

I was never attracted to her when I was younger honestly..I liked her more in waiting than most of her early 00s stuff.

I don't know.

>>82223278
busy abandoning her dog and having it found, emaciated and starving on the street.

>married him during his WHO? phase
>stayed with him through his fat years when he admitted to not even being able to get a boner

yeah he's in emotional debt to her. i still hope he ends up cheating and they split up because happiness is a lie and humans are miserable.

>>82224834
>religion is not an absolutely perfect inhibitor of impulse, therefore it has not inhibitory qualities whatsoever
*tips*

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>>82225689

>Gets a career because aubrey decides to like him and adlib a line

That seems to happen a lot to him, being indebted to women.

Why can't /tv/ just accept that some people aren't in a constant state of misery like we are and these two might actually love each other and enjoy being together?

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>>82225788

>Acts as if moral relativism isn't a thing.


>>82225908


this is land of misanthropes, all lens are much darker here. and on a personal note, even most happy people I've met, you get around them when masks come off and they're usually as unhappy as rest of people which is usually why they're so high energy, touristing their way through other peoples lives and their own.

>>82225908
Because most of /tv consists of edgy Gen-Z kids whose only sense of identity comes from having contrary opinions on everything and knowing nothing.

>>82225689
>happiness is a lie and humans are miserable

get a grip loser jesus

she was in a movie about dating that flopped and then realized she couldn't be a big star anymore. instead of keeping on trying she decided to play it easy and be in a lame sitcom
she's talented and cute enough. just got too old to play "cute ditzy girl" and probably wanted talented enough for more dramatic roles.

also not a lot of parts for older actresses really.

>>82223278
I'd the biggest formative crush on her since seeing her in The Hot Chick (2002), dated a girl I hated for 2 years in college just because she looked like her. Loved her podcast until she said she hates giving head on the Paul Scheer episode, put me off her completely. I feel bad, always thought I liked her for being talented, but I guess it was just the looks after all

>>82226185

Cbs is one of the highest paid networks for shows so I bet she makes decent bank.

>>82226204

I don't think you have to worry brah, some other woman has filled that role for her.

>>82226213
she makes 125k per episode

>>82223278
Isn't their kid retarded or something.

>>82226247
Yeahs every time I've a new "It's her, her always + forever" crush, I forget they'll be replaced as soon as they age.
Britney Spears- Anna Faris- Amanda Seyfried- Brittany Snow- Hayden Panettiere- Lea Michele- Demi Lovato- Debby Ryan- Hailee Steinfeld-
(Just realizing my tastes get less Aryan the more I age)

>>82226319

that's it? Jared and Jensen make more than that on CW.

>>82226346

Well comedy is also much more of a niche thing, so if you stick it, looks become less of an issue, just look at how many ugly guys are in comedy.

The problem is she was more or less supposed to either be ditzy or the straightman.

Even after listening to her podcasts, she does sexual stuff well but shes not outright funny her guests often upstage her.

I think only times I managed to laugh out loud were because of aubrey/retta.

>>82223278
She's probably a nice person.

>>82225111
> Chris is a 9

He really isnt

>>82226346
Better get that shit in check son.

>>82225989

>tfw you have former Pratt body

women actually dig that shit desu, where you clearly have some defined meat sheathed in a layer of burgerfats

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>>82226443
Yeah he is

>>82226480

As guys we always get away with being lazy, dadbod works in women's favor because it makes us less aggressive.

The more in shape you are, more aggressive guys tend to get so makes women worry they're going to cheat.

>>82226473
You're telling me, went from dating a blonde blue eyed girl around my height to a tiny brown haired hazel eyed girl. How (((strange)))

>>82226582

Wouldn't that work out in your favor though if she was a jew? I thought that was all matrilineal for them.

Then your kid can get shekel hookup.

>>82226480
True, but you've got to have been reasonably jacked at some point in the 1st place.
Whenever people point to Pratt's Delivery-Man-300 lbs to GotG-ripped transformation, they never note he was already a lean shit-house for Zero Dark Thirty a year before either

>>82226671

He has genetics that have allowed him to gain and shag a lot of weight. And he's dedicated to it.

>>82226412
Yeah, she's a sweetheart and very likeable, but so's Jenny Slate on that podcast- doesn't mean I'd give her a comedic role as a result of being relatable and cute.
Non sexual male equivalent would be Pete Holmes, great conversationalist and all round lovely guy on his podcast, but rarely the funniest person in the room. He's a little less glaringly reliant on guests, but to be fair he's a comedian and not an actor

>>82226634
Oh shit you're right, that's probably why it's happening. Survival instincts kicking in, now that I'm at settling age I'm after that semitic golden parachute, only in our youth can we afford to fuck the piss poor goyim

>>82226709
I know? What I'm saying is he was never an obese, unfit guy for 3 decades who's now become a Marvel hero. He's a dude who's been active and in consistently impressive shape for his adult life, so it's no surprise he can commit to gaining/ losing weight for roles

>>82226807

One thing I've learned navigating working world is connections are everything.

>>82226750

I agree she is sweet but I also kind of laugh because I feel like she asks questions with intent of seeing how people react in person like aubrey, some of her questions were so pointed that I wonder if she tricked her into doing it so she could ask questions that were on her mind but wanted a way of finding out without causing a fight.

>>82226861

I mean at times he's gained a lot of weight during parks and rec, obviously within a range, I don't think he ever went over 300 but that's my point, for his frame it was still a lot and he did tend to be funnier the fatter he was. It was harder for him to do slapstick comedy when he got skinny because it didn't stick the same way because our brains are trained to like people more in shape they are so it's really weird to watch parks and rec and notice it.

The more he hates himself, the funnier he tends to be. Women are such hypocrites though, watching behind the scenes stuff, she clearly likes him skinnier but said she likes him fat.

I hate women when they do that.

>>82226904
Yeah, I'll admit I've enjoyed going from a girl who's dad and stepdad were both on welfare to 1 who's bedroom is the size of my childhood home

>>82226904
There's a lot of times where she's like a sneaky version of Holmes. Holmes is so sweet and open, every conversation seems revelatory even if people avoid all the tough questions. Faris in comparison throws out questions quickly and cheekily, so they've answered before they realise how revealing and personal it is. She's cute like that, comes across as crazy manipulative in a half-sexy/ half-frustrating way.

>>82226982
Everyone does that though, the amount of times I've acted like I didn't notice female friends/ exs gaining weight. It's less a man/ woman thing, more that realizing you're out of shape is something you have to do for yourself.
You can acknowledge "Shit, I've gained 20 pounds", and even an acquaintance just saying "Oh, you have" can be enough to put you back on the defensive. People's self image isn't worth fucking with, either compliment them if they deserve it ignore or ignore the queries. Completely something you've got to control yourself, can't expect someone else to tell you you're getting less hot

>>82227241

Yeah I guess you're right.

>>82223945
JLaw is like the exact opposite kind of person Pratt would like.

>>82227086

It didn't feel manipulate as much as she is constantly nervous about her relationship with pratt and it comes out in unexpected 'worries' and she seems honest about that but that would be awkward sitting opposite her and going, "nope totally not into your guy that I hung out with every day, for basically ten years, a couple of which were after our job together ended, nothing weird there at all. "

>>82226996

I dated a chick like that who basically lived in ghetto and my next long term was basically from a family of doctor/millionaires, it's nice not having to worry about the little shit and people that have never understand the have nots.

>>82225193
Nice feet, but that's literally the only flattering image of her in existence.

>>82226486
Why the fuck is he drinking Newcastle Brown Ale???

>>82227447
For sure, but I found she's that suddenly open and personal with a lot of guests- The Jenny Slate/ Chris Evans 1 feels like her straight up grilling Slate on her intentions with Evans, but it's all in that bubbly, babbly tone which disarms the person she's talking to and lets them open up more than they expect/ mean to.
Don't get me wrong, it's an endearing trait, and her strength as an interviewer/ host

>>82223278
I think they fucked after watching this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETpiA8ych30

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>>82227539

her fappening vids were pretty flattering.

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>>82227544

Always look deeper anon

it looks like she had surgery on her mouth

>>82227574

Her real strength for me is that she actually cares about random plebes she talks to which is beyond rare.

>>82227447
>not having to worry about the little shit
Afuckingmen, well worth the bougie shit, even if only to avoid how tense/ edgy poor places are
>people that have never understand the have nots
I'm not above admitting that, when with families totally unfamiliar with struggle, I've played up my shitty circumstances to seem like a martyr

>>82227586
He better not be a mag or he's getting dropped the cunt

>>82223500
Do Women hate guys who are 5-10 years younger than them and make less than or roughly the same money? Also if they are the same height or shorter than them?

>>82227676
That's very true. She comes across as someone who'd take as much interest in any random's life as she has in one of her guest's.
>>82226750
Same is true of Pete Holmes, for that matter

>>82227725

Women infantalize younger guys and tend to look down on them while they're young but it changes as they get older or did you miss 100 female teachers that have been arrested over last couple of years.

There is a mixture where the women want to stay young forever go after younger guys to feel better about themselves but they're a small niche of female pool, most go older because older guys generally have their shit together more.

>>82227720

Mag?

is the house bunny worth watching? i have an anna faris boner atm

>>82226543
Yeah it means they control the relationship,fucking cuck

>>82225788
what about the thousands of pedophile priests? religious people arent inherently more moral than anyone else. you completely missed the point of the post because youre a retarded christfag who bases his entire life on a 2000yo book written by low IQ sand-niggers. idk why you would think your opinion matters on anything of importance

She's aging pretty well. Looks beautiful in that photo.

>>82227825

eh it was one of those things that you could take it or leave it, like of like that sex trip movie, it was kind of reliant on premise and didn't have much to it otherwise.

there's a movie with evans and faris that was much better about dating people.

>>82227791
>Mag?
newcastle fc supporter. they're scum

>>82223278
Where's the dog?

>>82228189

Is that like numales that used to defend microbrews and shit?

He's not supporting the beer, he's supporting aubrey.

>>82227575
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETpiA8ych30
there's definitely some sexual tension there, both ended up talking about vaginas and dicks.

>>82228299

I mean hell he shilled her Grumpy cat, lifetime movie as well.

Now that I think about it he has a very low bar to helping people shill shit, being a former coupon salesman.

>>82225111

Chris the kind of good-natured nigga that don't look for the beauty on the outside, but believes it's the inside that matters.

>>82225808
>#justchadthings

>>82223278

She looked fine in Keanu and that was in trashy coke head makeup.

Would still berry but she'd have to dye her hair black again Scary Movie 2 style.

>>82228548

>serving your sidewoman cupcakes is now chadthings

If he was being served by women, then you could use chadthings.

>>82226473
>>82226582
>>82226634
>>82226807
>>82226904
>>82226996
>>82227086
>>82227447
>>82227574

What the fuck is happening in this thread? We know you people are false flagging to ruin tthis shitty place even more.

>>82229489

>Sees people joking about jews
>gets triggered

anon most people don't give a shit about the things you're twisted up in and I can tell you being here since 05' that majority will always ignore you.

And you should stop using words that you don't know how to use, false flagging generally needs an objective and whoever started this thread wanted to talk about anna faris.

>>82223278
She still looks 15 in your pic, what are you on about?

>>82223278
Chris turned her into a baby machine. Also he's a christian conservative guy, who's probably pretty jealous, so he's keeping her out of the spotlight.

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>>82223945
Watch any interview with both of them. She wants his dick but he's not into her at all.

They only have quirky-chemistry because of forced Reddit memes.

>>82225808
Details on the Aubrey adlib thing?

Never heard of this

>>82223321 >>82223338

Huh?

>>82229675
Fun fact: Descartes didn't say this, neither did Voltaire, it's a quote from some weeb on hackernews

>>82229708

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTn3BIPhMRs&index=22&list=PLUVeOmkpnYTxkjoRlq_jofCZfWAL9W9Kd


Aubrey used her internal acting methodology and decided her character would like andy, so she threw in an adlib at end of season 1 of P&R and writers used that in next season and it took off from there, and it extended chris pratts character on show because of it. Because they were so likable and had palpable chemistry.

Her deciding to like him opened doors for other projects outside of P&R too which is also funny. Him being humble has helped him a lot, but he's gotten a lot of help along the way.

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>>82226480

Am I good if people find me very funny and I have a similar frame to Pratt (1,90m, always oscilating between 100 and 110 kg)? I'm also not ugly, though I don't look good either

>>82229708

Aubrey in Anna Faris's Unqualified podcast also expanded on it now that show was over and one of more revealing things an actor has said about one of her character's, basically Aubrey thought 'April would think he is kind of smartest guy in world because he was always happy and was like he found secret of universe that nobody else knew' i'm paraphrasing but you get the idea.

Essentially because most people are miserable shits and andy is like lightsource moths are all attracted to that he knew something that nobody else did. Which is a great way to add a lot of depth to a simple character. She helped him out so much it's really funny.

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>>82230108
>multiple skills (criminal investigation, guitar playing, karate, showcases a lot of inventions, works a very wide range of jobs)
>got maximum grade in his cop exam, failed for being nervous
>clearly the guy who grows the most during the series (from unemployed to local stars)
>actually made friends with english nobility
>always happy and willing to help for he understood life is what you make it
>banged the two hottest chicks in the series
>Implying he wasn't indeed the most intelligent guy in the whole series

>>82229932
>used her internal acting methodology and decided her character would like andy
Is that you Aubrey?

Fancy way to say "he was cute, i wanted more scenes with him and maybe kiss him"

>>82230276

No I'm not her, but I like playing detective so when I get interested I dig through everything I can find and you almost never see actors reveal their character bible, so to speak or they forget what they were thinking when doing scenes, so it was interesting seeing her reveal 'craft'

>>82230276

What's more weird to me and maybe someone can correct me but has pratt ever had any formal training in acting?

Because it seems like and despite being surrounded by people with deep acting predigrees, he's one of funnier people on the shows that he is in yet has no real training in his background.

>>82230833
He has natural charisma out the ass. He's an incredibly likable guy who has great comedic timing.

>>82230900

Yeah but that has to be rare right? I can't think of many that got into acting without training.

I mean I was looking through backgrounds of people on P&R when I watched it and Phoeler/Plaza both went through same improv program, did acting in college, did side-acting gigs while training and lots of other small gigs for experience/craft building.

Before aubrey broke in she must have done hundreds of small gig things and improv shit.

I just assumed all the official stuff about him left it out like he secretly went to acting nightschool or something.

>>82223278
She became an animal cruelty cunt. Cancer could not come quick enough.

>>82231010

Being against animal cruelty is fine, you chink.

>>82231007
It's certainly a rare case, but that doesn't mean it can't happen. I think he's naturally gifted, combined with enough luck to be in the right place at the right time.

>>82223278
>Is chris pratt cheating on her?
According to a LOT of blind items, yes
But who trusts blinds anyway?

Are there people here who actually want someone to cheat on someone?
That's sad

>>82231007

It's not super common, but it happens. Even if people go to school after school and do improv group after improv group, their career really kicks off when somebody casting a project thinks they're cool and puts them in it. The chances of that happening the more you put yourself out there to be noticed, but it also totally happens that people are just kind of hanging around on the periphery and get noticed.

It's like Katie Holmes was some random high schooler who mailed in a video tape of her auditioning for Dawson's Creek and got picked up for it. Other people spend years and years going to audition after audition. Auditioning and doing shows and stuff greatly increases your chances of being in the right place at the right time, but it's not a requirement.

>>82231206

I think it's more like they think he could do better/be happier with someone else, it isn't necessarily true but most people have an internal calculus when they see people together and judge them fitting or not.

Less to do about the act and more about how we pair people in our minds.

>>82231337
>Less to do about the act and more about how we pair people in our minds.

So it's insanity then?

>>82225193
>>82225193
>this tranny
>hot

>>82231459

A lot of people like Olivia Wilde(Cockburn) and she has a huge jaw, we all have different tastes anon otherwise we would all look the same.

>>82231400

Why would that be insanity?

>>82231513

>wow these people seem happy in their own skin, they must actually be as miserable as I am, oh hey some uncorroborated bullshit news items proved me right!

>>82231558

I don't think anyone is acting like they know beyond a shadow of a doubt anon, I think you're misreading.

>>82226480
I can attest to this. I'm 6'5" and built like Parks Pratt and the last girl I was with loved it. She felt "safe" when we would cuddle post sex.

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>>82231459

I used to not care for her but I don't know, they're unconventional things women can bring to table make them more attractive than you think. She seems like one of those.

>>82232169

her attractiveness is super concentrated in her eyes, certain looks she gives are just devastating

>>82225111
He grew up fat, so he'll never see himself as anything above 7.

>>82225243
Anna Faris was never particularly pretty or hot. She was cute, yes.

>>82232954

I agree at certain angles/makeup can drastically make her look different yet she has a quality not made of her sum of parts that I would agree can be devastating.

>>82233360
Speak for yourself, fatty.

>>82231831
>the last girl I was with
She dumped you for a skinny guy, so she obviously didn't feel that safe.

Women talk shit to be nice.

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>>82233394

why aren't there any pictures of prime Anna Farris itt? are the jews to blame ?

>>82225689
why couldn't he get a boner

>>82234531

once you get to a certain level of obesity, weight plays havoc with blood pressure, you need that plus a few other things to get hardon.

>>82234531

>Pratt ballooned to nearly 300 pounds after piling on the weight to play overweight buffoon Andy Dwyer on the NBC cult hit comedy Parks and Recreation with Rob Lowe and Amy Poehler.

>Although he was a huge hit on the show, he now admits that his physical and emotional health suffered - as did his sex drive.

>"I was impotent, fatigued, emotionally depressed," he confessed.

http://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/films/582576/chris-pratt-impotent-too-fat-for-sex

i'm a relatively low-test skinny fat who struggles to get it up when i stop working out

>>82227791
How old are we talking?

>>82235352

From what I've seen mid to late 20s into early 30s is when women's brains switch.

And to be honest a lot of them won't know till they get older anyway since they're young and everyone wants them anyway.

So you get a few that figure out they like younger men and rest tend to skew older. There isn't a system to figure it out but I did catfish a chick a few years ago because I was curious myself about topic and she was 28, and thought she was talking to someone that was 17.

Ancedotal and not scientific but telling.

Women with less relationship experience also seem to like younger but that might be coincidental, I never finished my research into it.

>>82234709
>>82234896
gnarly
I was couldn't get hard and it was super duper embarrassing I wanted to cry

>>82235564
a lot of men in their 20s today arent seeking relationships with women especially marriage is that because of a lack of maturity, making them less attractive to women overall, or is the legal system just being rigged too unfairly towards women?

>>82236626

it's because they're poor

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>>82236626

broke guys don't seek relationships. there is a certain amount of emotional immaturity(which I related to experience) when it comes to women going after younger guys(if they do) but the system is pretty favorable towards women still even with them getting in trouble messing with young guys, boys.

Sociologically everyone is marrying later because of the economy.

Women aren't different from men in that we all recognize sexual characteristics after puberty, the difference is men are beaten over head about impropriety.

From my experience though, it could just be taboo nature of it, fear of getting caught but there is always several factors at play.

>>82233394

I thought she had a certain level of attractiveness back in the day but she seemed like that nice girl that you don't give a lot of attention to.

>>82223985
you don't have to actually like someone to smash them

>>82238332

....Because of the implication?

>>82223278

She's still very beautiful. I don't think there's any other woman like Anna Faris. Chriss Pratt is the man she deserves. She's awesome.

>>82238332

I have a feeling if he was going to cheat, it would be because of someone that he likes more than his wife. Only way that works at least unless he's secretly a prolific cheater, then I could see him fucking someone he doesn't like.

>>82237090
>Sociologically everyone is marrying later because of the economy.
Yeah, but people are blowing those stats way out of proportion, even during the middle ages in Europe the average age for males to get marred was around 25 and for women around 22, and yet I see a ton of people actually believing that everyone married and started having kids as soon as they hit puberty back then.

>>82238612

We won't know for sure until the next census but the data is showing people are getting married for the first time, has raised significantly, we're talking early 30s now. At least for people of a certain median income/level they exist within society. As a whole we're not sure how it is going to shake out yet and some of the data out there is already 15 years old but yeah, they're right to be worried.