>filthy fat beast desperately aware that an actual fully figured

>>82223061
this is pure cringekingo.
christina is so fucking hot he just couldn't handle it.

>>82223061
I'm still shocked by those jorts he wears always. What is this guy's even his problem?

>>82223681
Hiding how fat he is. Poorly.

>>82223061
Is this some next-gen hover-handing or something? Why are guys so afraid to touch women?

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What's the expression called

Damn I can't find the whole video.

>>82223681
it's his meme, that stupid shirt and the pants

also what was the actual fucking deal with Christina there? why was he ignoring her?

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>>82223893
HA HAHA Kevin is sad

>>82223978
thanks

He did what a true alpha male does and took notice of her and moved on. Women don't deserve to be acknowledged they are soulless sociopaths and you can see it in this womans face for a split second too, she's INFURIATED he didn't give her his full attention for being a fucking woman. She actually has to compose herself from this astounding development.

Is he jewish? Why else would he be wearing a Kippah?

>>82223978
Jesus Christ she's looking good.

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>>82224115
>she's INFURIATED he didn't give her his full attention for being a fucking woman

Wrong, women only use their gender as an excuse. She's infuriated because he ignored her, if she complains she will play the gender card.
Women don't care about other women, they only care about themselves.

Wait, is this recent footage? Is Christina really still that fucking hot?

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>>82223061
>being too fat to fly

i always kek at this story.

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-body/news/director-kevin-smith-kicked-off-plane-for-being-too-fat-2010142

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that bald spot is fucking horrid

>>82223061
>director of some of her favorite movies.
Is this true?

>>82225856
he takes up 1/2 of this photo. what a fat fuck

>>82225886
christina looking so fuckable completely hides it

>>82223978
THICCCC

Like the perfect amount of thicc without being disgusting like Kim

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Kinda pissed he's an Oilers fan desu

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>>82224325
who knows...

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getting cucked live on air like that must be depressing as fuck

>>82223061
I don't care what Kevin Smith does for the rest of his life, the View Askew films are all gold. Clerks was iconic in my youth.

so was she the musical act but kevin only acknowledged the band?

>>82223978
AHHHHHHH THIQUE FUCKING BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

>>82223061
I'd X her Tina

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poor kevin

>>82223061
>autist spams this thread every day as an excuse so he can post Christina webms

>>82223061
>that bald spot

Bro, just shave your head. What are you doing?

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>>82223872

It's called the "I have such crippling insecurity that I deliberately make an ostentatious display of myself, so that whenever I look foolish, the hurt doesn't sting because I wasn't trying to take a good picture anyway."

>>>81111111

CLIT BROWN TAINT

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>>82223061

i like mallrats more than clerks hbu guys

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>when your trying to get your shopping done and the paparazzi just wont leave you alone

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>>82230308
fuck you its hardly noticeable

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even leno got in on it

>>82230904
>>82231210
Fuuck whho's the closest pornstar look alike?

>>82231360
aj applegate for thiccness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFvYS0GhzzM

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>>82223061

>>82230585

It's a better movie. It took a real beating mostly because everyone thought that however good Clerks was, with a real budget and actual equipment, he'd make a blockbuster smash hit, and then got disappointed hard when they saw Mallrats. It's pretty good if you aren't expecting it to be Caddyshack or Trading Places or anything.

>>82223061
people will say /tv/ isn't any worse than it was at least 2 years ago, but compare this innocent warm-hearted and funny thread compared to the 28th steve colbeert + drumpf thread of the day

>>82225942
This, you'd have to be an absolute gaylord to focus on anything besides Christina there.

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superior weight

>>82231575
>waaaaaaaaa don't make fun of my favorite late night jew host waa waaaaaaa

Why even come here, snowflake?

>>82231378
No boobs tho.

>>82231693
anyone that says Legendtina Godguilera isn't human perfection is a stinky Britney Spears fanboy that probably has at least two twitter accounts devoted to their favorite """musician"""

>>82231750
not an argument, tourist

>>82223681
he's cosplaying as comic book guy from the simpsons...ie what fat people in the 90s wore to hide their disgusting fat bodies.

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shes the superior tweeter

https://twitter.com/xtina/status/446858504037343232

>>82230585
Chasing Amy is his best

>>82223744
Dude has lost an absurd amount of weight.

>>82231808
She seems like a cool person. Even in interviews throughout the years she always seemed above the press bullshit

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>yfw carson daily and fred durst hit both prime britney and aguilera

>>82231964
christina was hotter and more talented throughout her and britney's career
why did britney become the mega star and leave christina in the back?
white privilege? share thoughts

>>82223061
>Implying thats not an alpha move, Kevin is in her head after dissing her like that.
Also...holy fuck, i would rape her if i ever get to be near her...thicc in the right way.

>>82232106
the video for baby one more time. that's it.

>>82231533
I wonder what the skin looks like underneath that half inch of make up

>>82232274
I blame pedos desu.

>>82232106
christina is an introvert, she has a fucking room dedicated to videogames in her house, so once she furfilled her obligations to the label she literally did the bare minimum promo for anything.

>>82231964
fuuuuck

>>82223681

it's a fat guy thing, our legs get really warm and sweaty if fully covered and we can overheat when combined with the ultimate fat guy accessory, a large sweater/hoodie/dress shirt/sports jersey, so we like shorts, but not normal shorts because they look awful on us.

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>>82223978

>>82232603
keto diet
look it up, do it
no excuse

>>82232082
>implying she isn't in her prime right now

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still thicc brehs?

2 months ago

i once wrote a fanfic about eminem and aj from the backstreet boys crying into each others arms over xtina's song beautiful lol the 90s

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what did she mean by this?

>>82232669
i like old promiscuous broads that still try to show they still have "it" but come on.
all that make up and corset dresses ain't helping.
Show pics of her in the beach actually wet and we can say she's still in her prime.

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we better mention kevin smith before the mods catch on

Who remembers all the gay rumors about Christina back in the day. That video where she's drooling over Jlo's ass, all those blind items telling us either she or Nelly Furtado were just about to announce their coming out.

>>82232850
well shes into girls and her first husband apparently couldnt handle the 3ways with girls she would pick up in the club and the closet full of sex toys so they divorced.

What's really happening:

Christina grew up watching Kevin Smith's movies and she's a bit starstruck, having not met him before.

>>82232106
I think it is because britney went to TRL more often and MTV had a boner for Britney and MTV would show britney more.
I remember britney videos playing constantly but christina not as often.

>>82232497
Are they real?

>>82223061
That's a LOT of projecting. Are you a writer of sorts?

>>82223872
It's called the botched facelift.

>>82233210
No.
If u see her early vids, she has B cup boobs

>>82233463
It would kill me if her ass is plastic.

>>82223978
>>82224231
>>82225982
>>82230126
This fat pig is considered good looking in the United Flabs of America.

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She peaked decades ago

>>82232636
Not that anon, but can vouch for the shorts thing...
>did keto diet
>lost a lot of weight
>shorts now fit really poorly because they're loose and fabric reaches down nearly as far as a regular pair of pants would.
>had to buy a couple new pairs

>>82233524
>if
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rg3sAb8Id8
were you born 2005?
her ass is either padded or fake, all her highlights these days are her with nice clothing, nothing of her in a two piece or anything.

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>tfw to smart to hate rack and marty

>>82232061
>that awkward feel when the side dancers are hotter than the "star"
gimme the girl on the left

>>82232636

keto is a meme diet.

you have to stay on it forever because unless you do even if you eat normally when you go off it your body all of a sudden hoards carbs and you gain all the weight back in no time flat.

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>>82231533
this bitch is ugly as fuck whats going in this thread?

>>82233651
Shut the fuck up, potatonigger

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>>82233308

>>82232696
mmmmmmmmmmm.....
classic mexican barrel body

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>>82230227
jesus fucking christ

>>82233925
Smart? Creative? Nigga should feel bad for making trash from the past 10 years and not improving

>>82225886
>>82223061

its scary how good you guys are at pointing out the tiniest flaws in people

makes me never want to leave the house, fuck.

>>82234176

I remember how erect I got when she first started dressing like that. I was hitting puberty around the same time, oh my it was wonderful. I'm twenty six now, and I'll never get that back, but its a nice memory.

>>82231533
how much do you think she charges per hour for escorting?

>>82233815
You realize people can gain fat as they get older, right retard?

>>82234036
t. faggot weeb

>>82234212
Just don't go on television

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>>82234053
>that slight lift of the skirt towards the end

>>82223872
"I prep bulls for my wife's daughter"

>>82234025

you gain like 7 pounds max if you get off keto, which is nothing if you started high and lost some real weight.

keto itself is kind of dumb, the only advantage is for people with no self control, the food you can eat becomes so limited you can't really fuck it up.

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she made a good cher

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>literally moved to tears over a fucking kids movie
geek culture disgusts me

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>>82223978
F U U U U U G G

>>82234253
same here, dat dirrty video

>>82225886
Fucking hairlets

so is she real half mexican or fake half mexican like jessica alba?

>>82227525
That's the other bitch tho

>>82230227
I want to show her my genie in a bottle

>>82230366
>when moses supposes his toes are roses but moses supposes erroneously

>>82231210
Jay's a big guy.

>>82232820
Comfy

>>82234374
GONNA GET
ROWDY

>>82234307
that's some problematic appropriation

>>82234353
Honestly, if I got to walk onto the Millennium Falcon, I would probably tear up too. The difference is I wouldn't document it for the world to see.

>>82223978
>>82230227
>>82230272
>>82230294
>>82230904
>>82231715
>>82234126
>>82234255
>>82234307

Jesus mates please tell me there is a christina sex tape in the bottom of someones drawer just waiting to be leaked.

>>82232106
Lmao the blonde bitch with blue eyes isn't white?

>>82223061
>purposely ignoring a woman because she's a whore

Alpha as fuck.

>>82230366
>"I have such crippling insecurity that I deliberately make an ostentatious display of myself, so that whenever I look foolish, the hurt doesn't sting because I wasn't trying to take a good picture anyway."
fuck you some of us are ugly and trying to survive

>>82232820

I'd wear a sleeping bag all day too if I could get away with it

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>>82234894

Fat trailer trash piggu. I bet she smells of fishy cunt.

>>82235135
>she's officially a thot
Boner killed

>>82234025
Stop stuffing your face with bread and sugar and you'll be good.

>>82235344
M-M-MAMA!

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>>82223978

Do people actually think this swine is attractive?

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>>82223061
>Not knowing that if you soak your bald spot in Onion Juice every night hair will regrow on your bald spot. granted you combined it with a healthy diet and exercise

That being said. holy fuck Christina is hot

what a fucking hambeast she's turned into, revolting

>>82234036
>bimboism anno domini MMXVII

>>82235812
>if you soak your bald spot in Onion Juice every night hair will regrow on your bald spot
I've heard some broscience in my time, but wew lad

>>82223061
>He will be banned from watching her and the bull for a MONTH AT LEAST.
Surely nobody is this cruel, I call fake.

>>82230585
Clerks was far too preachy.

>>82235718
holy shit!

>>82231519
Hey it's you again!

>>82235866

she got fat after having multiple kids, which is pretty understandable. what i'll never understand is how porkers like jeniffer lawrence and the girl from got can't keep it together for a few years while they are in their early 20s, at their prime. their careers depend on it, and they have all the tools necessary to make sure it happens.

>>82235491
Bread is not bad for you

>>82234795
Her blue eyes are contacts.
No idea if blonde is her natural hair color either.
Check your privilege.
Still whiter than most "white" americans though.

>>82236204
Young Bogdanoff behind her?

>>82235682

What is "Low T" for $100, Alex

>>82236118
Legendtina looking like this now and Britney herself looking late 40s.
Latinas do it better.

>>82231750
Hey leave Colbert alone I think it's amazing how he managed to transfer from satirizing a retarded right wing political pundit to satirizing a retarded left wing late night host, and just like before most of the idiots don't even catch on that it's a joke!

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>>82236069
>multiple kids

>>82234795
Her father is from some Central American shithole. She's mixed hispanic and a native Spanish speaker which is why a lot of her songs were released in multiple languages.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsYg48vuOTo

>>82233967
The dancers have no talent other than being hot and moving well. They have to be more attractive than the talent or they are not worth being on stage.

>>82236248
Can I get a quick rundown on this guy?

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>>82233651

This is a 10/10 in Canada

>>82234353
Why does anyone give this man any attention after this? That movie was fucking garbage.

>>82236192
It isn't good for you either. There is nothing in bread you can't get from a better source easier.

Bread is just a filler food that makes a good edible container for other food.

ctrl f
Only one eminem reference

Everyone in this thread is a disappointment.

>>82236522
>dat pic
They're just like you and me!

Christina Agulierarara provided me with copious amounts of fantastic faps when I was a kid

>>82231922
that girl is too annoying

christina had to go ruin herself with implants.
her face is hot and the way she carries herself is obnoxiously sexy, but immediately thinking about the silicone in her body my boner gets put down. gross stuff.

>>82234405
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Christina was my favorite pop slut back in the day, Mandy being a very close second. Sometimes Christina looks really hot, but there is something about her face as she got older that bothers me. And that stupid "surprised" face she gets when she is introduced, mouth all agape like its her natural first reaction whenever she meets someone to immediately open up and suck them off. Probably a learned reaction from her launch to super fame and super slut status.

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>>82223978
would pump full of my children

how do I make webms

>>82236522
not sure if comedy bit from a show or real

>>82230227
That's considered clothed? Not that I'm complaining.

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>>82223978
I'd put my genie in her bottle.

>>82223872
"I'm nearly broke"

>>82236198
Her eyes are naturally blue, but she apparently wears contacts still. I guess her hair's naturally blonde too, going by the Micky Mouse Club stuff.

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>>82234353
THE SNOT COMING OUT OF HIS NOSE

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>>82240307
Her hair was the same color as Ryan when they were on the Mickey Mouse Club. She dyes her hair lighter and wears contacts to make her eyes more blue too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o_q14M63f8