Can we all agree that Kingsman is utter trash that only appeals

You mean the 4chan?

What was the big deal about the church scene?

I never saw it, nor do I ever want to see it.

So.... yes?

>>82178671
It panders to normies, so yeah, it's shit.

It panders to the same crowd that likes R rated capeshit.

>>82178671

No.

>>82178921
>Muh church scene XD XD XD

church scene would've been action kino if it wasn't for the awful cgi blood

>>82178671
Yes

The protagonist is a Mary sure


>incredible high IQ
>incredible natural agility
>Chad tier looks

>>82178937
It was a memorable moment but clearly your contrarian stance means that any such moment in a film is for plebs. You probably think even Citizen Kane sucks because of muh rosebud.

Every time /tv/

>>82179094
Actually, the reason its talked about so much is because it's the film only '"""""""redeeming'"""""" feature.

>>82179012
But he's a manlet. Kingsmen is unapologetic pulp of the lowest degree, and I like it.

>>82178671
Yes, Kingsman is a stupid white male power fantasy.

if you ever wonder why people don't like you, it's shit like this

>>82179131
>5'10"
>manlet

Ummm....

>>82178671
Isn't this same the board that loves BVS and considers it to be one of the best films of the 21st century

Would normies still love this movie if it was a mosque instead of a church?

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>>82179189
Everyone knows 5'10" is king of manlets. He's 5'9" though.

I thought the movie was a fun action flick but I think that's mainly because I like Firth and Strong a lot.

Man the church seen was overhyped though.

>>82178671
Slow-mo shooting with "My Name Is Earl" music, am I missing something? I'm guessing it appeals to the Rick and Morty fanbase.

>>82179369
>barely shorter than colin firth
>manlet

yeah, no. Unless firth is a manlet himself

>>82178858

Conservatives, the new punk rock, don't like it because you're killing good Christian boys who dindu nuffin.

>>82179438
>barely shorter than colin firth
Manlet cope

>>82178671
It was a fun popcorn action flick, lighten up, faggot

>>82179369
>inch above average height
>"king of manlets"
no

>>82178671
This.
All my friends wanted me to go with them and I said no.
Everyone was like really?
They thought out if everyone is be the who'd wanna see it most.
They asked me why.
My response, "looks gay."

>>82179551
then they took their pants off and you fucked each other in the asses right?

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>>82178671
I agree m'lady

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>>82179438
>barely shorter