ITT: Hollywood stuff that happened, but everyone pretends

>>82160543
I would've

>>82160543
>almost 20 years older than him
KINO

I wish I have an older gf to teach me things.

>>82160543
Sandra bullock was born a man. Check the adams apple. And google it

>>82160662
still would
>>82160643
same, life will never be like my animes, will it?

>>82160543
>that smirk

You just know she was draining his prostate and testicles on the reg.

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>>82160662
Does she have a feminine penis?

>>82160543
>Sandra Bullock

>Eva Mendes

Absolutely patrician. Loving Gosling's taste in women. He is the perfect male desu

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>>82160662
can females have adam apples?
>>82160794
>He is the perfect male
are you talking about sandra or gosling?

>>82161006
>can females have adam apples?
They can and guess what anon they all do

>>82161006
Her adam's apple is more visible than mine lol

why is my adam's apple fucking invisble I don't have a test deficiency or anything

I once heard that Charlize Theron was born a hermaphrodite and that the reason she can't have kids is that she doesn't have a womb.

>>82161437
It's true.

She made her adopted boy a hermaphrodite too and he has to wear girl's clothes.

Young male with older female is a patrician relationship. Older male younger female is solid but mainstream. Relatively equal age ranges is plebeian to the maximum.

>>82161836
I remember posting about Alan Boyce in september/october when he first announced he was on /tv/. Were there anymore posts made? When did you make this? Are there more Boyce posters?

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>>82161913
Boyceposting is absolute kino.

>>82161957
Are you Alan Boyce? I seriously believed I was the only one who remembered those few threads, and there have been barely any posts about him since.

Tell us about Connelly and Keanu, pls.

>>82161991
Not the guy just a fan.

>>82161836

What happened here? Did some stalker ram him outside his home?

>>82161957
Would /tv/ his Boycepusy?

>>82162061
Nah, he was in a car crash as he was an up and coming actor and disappeared. Then he resurfaced on /tv/ of all places in 2016.

>>82162061
This happened years ago.

Apparently it was just a two-vehicle collision (accident) but there's something just too fishy about it.

With all the crazy shit that's been going on with discovering the gay pedo ring it can't just be (((pure coincidence))) that he then got into such an accident that put him in a coma that no one exactly knows how DEEP it went (he said it matters is how deep the coma is, not how long it is) that completely debilitated him.

>>82161806
Young male older woman is maximum cuck if it's anything but casual

>>82161006
>tfw in murder by numbers shes referred to as a hyena for having a mock penis.

https://www.youtube.com/user/bat115/
>Alan Boyce's cousin.

https://angel.co/timbur77
>Another relative of Alan.

Things just keep getting weirder.

>>82161836
QRD on whats happening in this image?

>>82162315
>obscure New Hampshire actor Alan Boyce
>/tv/ user becomes obsessed with him
>IMDb message boards have links
>link to a comment by Alan
>talks about a car accident
>suffered coma and brain injury
>NH police reports confirm Alan Boyce story
>other driver obtained CD by fraud/deceit
>childhood friend on Twitter and Facebook looking for Alan
>she thinks police office/courts made an error
>Alan Boyce lives in upstate New York
>house was previously owned by actor Tim Daly
>video shows in 1985/1986, Alan Boyce was auditioning for a role in a movie that never released
>hit Jennifer Connelly with a piece of Styrofoam
>years later Alan Boyce "resurfaces" on /tv/ and tells his story
>it's consistent with all the dug-up info
>becomes /our guy/

>>82162315
Actor does a few movies.
Gets in a car crash in the early 90s.
Becomes MIA.
Starts posting about himself on /tv/ in 2016.

>Women don't have Adams apples

Where did this meme come from?

>>82162745
virgins

>>82162729
>>82162725

Jesus Christ.

Thanks boys.

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This fat faggot raping the child star of his movie Clown House. Today, Victor Salva is in line to direct the next installment of his hit franchise Jeepers Creepers, while you can look the victim up on Facebook and see what a tragic mess his life has become. Nathan Forrest Winters if you're too lazy to go wikipedia surfing.

It's pretty surface level though. Hollywood pedophiles get to keep doing what they do and remain respected in the industry even when they get caught, meanwhile the victims grow up on a cocktail of drugs in the same environment that got them diddled in the first place, and end up becoming "embarrassments" who are either quickly forgotten or turn into some kind of freakshow spectacle for audiences to ridicule.

>>82161316
>I don't even have one. what the fuck is wrong with me?
jdimsa

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>>82163061
>hit franchise
>Jeepers Creepers

>>82160662

And Gosling was born female. Why do you think all his gfs have been manly looking? Also has female hips and shoulders. You're only half woke my friend.

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>>82160543

>>82161006
>can females have adam apples?
they all do it just varies how pronounced they are from woman to woman, same with men

>>82161316
lose weight fatty

>>82163978
Fucking hell

>>82163974
I'm a skelly

>>82160725
What the fuck is wrong with you people on this site and your fucking obsession with trans penises?

>>82163978
This just isn't right..... But why she gotta look so sexy molesting that ugly kid tho

>>82160662

THIS https://youtu.be/DaFju7MJrDk

That Adam's apple bobbing up and down...

>>82160662

This dude should work for Hollywood Reporter
http://akinokure.blogspot.com/2013/10/hidden-homos-is-sandra-bullock-male-to.html

>>82164453
literally me

>>82164401
They're feminine penises anon....FEMININE...PENISES....

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Trannies have awful man feet and chicken legs. Sandra Bullock is just androgynous as fuck. Probably has a giant clit though.

>>82160543
"Fire on the Amazon"

>>82164782
There's no such thing no matter how much Bill Nye says otherwise.

>>82164401
>not suck shemale dick
>current year

Ahaha get a load of this faggot.

>>82163061
>respected

Pretty much everyone knows about his past which has kept him out of the public eye or any journalistic focus since, well, he started really.

>>82164805
she's just German, leave her alone..

>>82160643
If you're young and just fooling around, older women are the way to go. They know exactly what they want and how to achieve it. Fuck around with a woman in her late 20s to mid 30s when you're 19 or 20. Good times. Also, you should have your dick sucked by a gay man, just for reference.

if you're a dude is it gayer to fuck a chick with a dick or a guy with a vagina

>>82163978
Kids goes in for another like a champ.

What's the story for this? Why was she deciding to make out with a kid on a show?

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>>82164852
bruh

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>>82163978
>tfw didn't happen to me

>>82164979
IS this person supposed to be pretty?

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>>82165020
I was going for cute, but if you say so.

>>82164960
Documentary on grooming.

>>82164453
maybe she has an thyroid issue..
struma nodosa

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>>82165051

>>82165172
PUSSY SNATCHED

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(pic 1/3 is just a normal red carpet picture)

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>>82160543
He was 39
She was 17

>>82165051
>>82164979
Moar

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>>82165273
>i get slapped for grabbing gf's ugly sisters breasts in public
>seagull openly grabs young Hiegl and no one cares

Fuck this earth

>>82165292
>>82165273
Hard to blame these guys

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>>82165306

>>82165363
Who slapped you?

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>>82164960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjl8pK7x24w

>>82165292
>those jewbies didn't look 17, officer

>>82165428

the ugly sister

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>>82165446
Well, it's okay if its her son...Right?

>>82165446
>>82163978

>be 15 and making out with Demi Moore

Nice

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>>82165381

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>>82166220

That has no business being here anon

>>82166152
absolute madwoman

>>82164782
>>82164879
>Calls me a faggot
>Fantasises about penises
Fuck you faggots

>>82164979

>teehee anon, do you think i could ever be as pretty as the other girls? you know i was born a boy, right? i'm sad i'll never find anyone as sweet as you to love me, anon....

>>82168025
You JUST know

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>>82162745
I too strangle my woman whilst having sex.
That's how I know that they do not in fact have adams apples, aside from the fact that they belong to Adam.

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>>82162080
>a-anon

>>82166152

shit, i would. I had a friend who had a 32 year old step sister at 15. She got those prime genetics. C-cups on 5'2'' body. like maybe at most 110 pounds and had had dark brunette hair with ice blue eyes. She would get us booze and weed.

I would have done anything to get with her, but she was too cool. She was also a high school Latin teacher so i can only imagine how many loads those boys blew to her.

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>>82163804
There was a lot about Brando that Hollywood had trouble dealing with:

http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2012/11/the-odd-eating-habits-of-marlon-brando/

Supposedly, the guy he got to throw whoppers over his gate was Jack Nicholson.