You ever see The Bay (2012), /tv/? Any other underrated/unheard

Was transfixed by that big booty. Couldn't concentrate on the movie

Silent night, deadly night

>A kids parents are raped and killed by Santa clause in Christmas Eve
>Fast forward a few years
>He is traumatized by even the sight of Santa
>Forced to get a job as a male Santa
>Goes insane and starts killing people

Goddamn that ass was fat

If I was the parasite, I'd eat that ass instead of the tongue.

>>82150636
The ass has me about ready to watch it, does it have anything else of value to offer?

>>82151809
it's a decent story
good 6/10

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>>82151809

It's actually a pretty legit horror movie. More of an emphasis on mounting dread than jump scares. And yes, the thiccness doesn't hurt.

>>82150636
>found footage
dropped

>>82151928
NO that's the only copy and it's fragile!

>>82151928
>spotted the pleb

>>82151928

It's a mix of found-footage, news reports and scientific journals. But go on and skip it, since you've already made up your mind.

Saw it a couple years ago, you just reminded me of that booty
Okay movie, entertaining

>>82150636
I've been falling asleep to this movie almost every night for 3 weeks. It's pretty comfy

>>82150636
Saw it for the first time a couple weeks back and was surprised. They Look Like People might still be on Netflix and it wasn't that bad, no jump scares really and more about the main character being crazy. Has a few really unnerving scenes.

>>82151446
I might try and check this out over the weekend

>>82150636
See this is how you make a request thread. With a recommendation of your own and an ASS.

I just watched Five Across The Eyes. It's difficult to underrate because it's shit, but it's very little known. I got it from a thread where someone was asking for it and someone else provided a Russian torrent or something, which I dropped because it was dead and no one was downloading, so...good luck finding that, but it is very unknown, if not very good at all. I think the entire thing was shot from either inside the van or just barely outside the van, maybe one or two shots in the whole movie don't have the van in them in some sense, which is pretty unique I guess. Amateur goes without saying.

Also, Aayirithal Oruvan is this over-hyped Indian movie with a few horrorish aspects that's basically like two different movies glued together one after the other, and a total mindfuck, and has some amusingly bad CGI.

>>82150636
BRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPFFFT

>>82151924

SO THICC WANNA STICC MUH DICC