>wife divorced
>absent from latest On Cinema episode
>gets fucked in the ass by MDE fans every day
>still tries to maintain his asshole act without trying to seem like one
his On Cinema personality is the worst thing he has done to himself, all because he wanted to develop past T&E.
kinda feel bad but I hate when he thinks he can really can be an asshole thanks to his character.
GIVE ME MY FUCKING SHOW BACK TIM FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I NEED THE MONEY TO LIVE
>>82145108
He's such a fat cuck.
>>82145279
Fuck off.
>>82145108
>MDE fans
Stopped reading right there.
You have to stop with your fanfiction. You have no fans.
>>82145108
It's time to find a new job, Sam.
>>82145108
>MDE fans
kys
Uhhhhhh hehehehe
*makes shitty comedy show with fifty layers of irony*
UHHHH hahahahahaha
*watches The Room again for inspiration*
UUUUUUHHHHH HAAAA HAAAA WHERE ARE YOU GUYS?
*gives blowjob to man under bridge*
COME ON LET'S TALK
*giggles and donates to hillary*
>>82146219
Sam donated to Hillary?
Tim Dick sucker will never fall as low as Sam Hyde so I dont know what you're trying to say
KILL ALL WHITE PEOPLE
>>82145108
>They call me Trannybottom
>They call me Penissuckle
>They call me Medicaid
>They call me Mr. Nobody
>They call me lives-with-mom
>>82146266
he already did lol
fuck off sam /tv/ is /heidecker/ territory
>>82146145
>>82146157
>exactly 60 seconds apart
Tim this isn't a good way to be using your free time now that you have no kids and no family anymore.
>>82147686
This but unironically