Thor's hammer was on a table. Even if they can't lift

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>>82123723

>>82123723
If they pull so hard on the hammer while it's on the table, why does the table not break?

does the table gain the hammers powers too including the carpet and flooor?

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>>82123723
No. The hammer should keep in the same place of space, while you can move the table.

>>82123862
so the hammer does not give a shit about physics?

>>82123723
THE HAMMER IS GONNA BE A PILE OF JUNK, NOBODY CARES.

>>82123982
Yes.

>>82123982
The hammer can fly.
So no, it doesn't care.

so cap wasn't able to pick it up cause he didn't want to?

>>82123723
Could the Pope lift the hammer? Could the Dalai Lama?

>>82123723

The literal scene where the MCU turned to shit.

>the only reason cap can't lift it is because he's american and the hammer is hardcore xenophobic

>>82124141
The Pope is a pedo and The Dalai Lama is a mass murderer so no.

>>82124188
>>82124188
This. Captain America should be able to lift that shit anytime he wants. Does Cuck Whedon explain why he can't?

>>82124130
cap was able to pick it up, he just pantomimed not being able to pick it up.

as odin made it so the worthy can pick it up, rather than just asgardian royalty.

>>82124141
They are not almighty sons of Odin, so no.

>>82124130
Cap is not worthy. Disney wanted to correlate USA + Its right to start foreign wars.

>>82124206
>The Pope is a pedo
Nothing wrong with that. I'd care more about christianity, and their hate on nordic religion.

>>82124229
But he can. He moved it slightly. He's just not ready.

>>82124229
They're obviously saving it for the last Avengers movie, when Cap is desperate trying to save his "friends" he'll lift it for sure.

>>82123862
That's bullshit. If the hammer did that it would have torn a hole in the ship as it moved forward and eventually float off into space.

The only plausible situation would be the table being unable to be lifted, which is very unlikely, or the hammer would just fall to the next stationary surface and hold fast there instead.

>>82124229
He's a shut shaming, man spreading white guy

>>82124304
This is the explanation I'll take. The one thing going for Captain America is that he's a moralfag. Him not lifting the hammer is probably Cuck Whedon smashing the patriarchy.

Now that Daniel Bruhl is a part of Marvel, will there be a Lauda/Hunt vibe with Zemo/Thor?

>>82124304

Thors hammer gets destroyed in the Ragnorok trailer though

>>82124229

No. The explanation is from the comics. It's not even a joke. The reason he can't lift it is he's American and the hammer is from Norse mythology.

>>82124361
Do you actually think it's going to stay destroyed for more than the course of that movie?

>>82123723

It is magic so no amount of "hey guys how do we beat the hammer" will work

>>82124141
The only other recorded human worthy enough to hold the hammer in Marvel lore was Adolph Hitler

>>82124361
Fixed by the end of the movie

>>82124361
Does this mean he will start wielding dragon dildo?

>>82124374
How can Robocop lift it then?

>>82124445
would watch if he did

>>82124361
>>82124383
>>82124391

Dr. Strange is in the movie remember? Time gem. He'll fix it for the the final fight.

>>82124383

He doesn't have it in the infinity war concept art.
But you're right it'll be back because nothing matters

>>82124482
Forgot that Thor asked Strange to appear in his next movie.

>>82124390
I know you're memeing but it's established in the comics that Erwin Rommel can lift it (a pure and noble Captain who fought with great honor and cared for his soldiers)

Can Batman pick up the hammer?

>>82124535
No he keeps murdering people with machine guns.

>>82124535
Batman is a murderous cunt.

>>82124505
Well consider yourself spoilet: Its not like there can be any interesting twist in these.

>>82124535
How nuch prep time does he get?

>>82124374
That's not true. But the hammer favors warriors and Cap prefers to avoid conflict. So he's not worthy unless there's an emergency.

>>82124535
He needs prep time

>>82124535
Adam West Batman could maybe lift it.

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>>82124535
yes

>>82124313
>That's bullshit. If the hammer did that it would have torn a hole in the ship as it moved forward and eventually float off into space.
Well the Earth is moving but you don't see the Hammer flying off at 100km/h do you

Real story: it goes wherever it needs to by dictate of the scene

>>82124605
Kek

>captain wiggles the hammer
>vision is deemed more worthy
>vision sides with Tony "If they can do magic tricks I'm pelting them with bricks" Stark

calling bullshit

>>82124621
>Well the Earth is moving but you don't see the Hammer flying off at 100km/h do you
Exactly why it's bullshit.

>>82124638
Watch the Directors Commentary for Avengers 1. Actually, don't bother, I'll fill you in - Whedon hates Captain America.

>>82124605
>world's greatest detective
>doesn't know what a hammer is

>>82124535
Christian Bale, yes. Ben Affleck, no.

Cap can lift the Hammer he just didn't because he didn't want to take anything away from his buddy or make him look foolish or anything. As soon as he felt it move he dropped it and pretended he couldn't do it.

>>82124734
Bale literally left Ras to die in the first movie when he could have saved him.

>>82124638
Was this liberal projection?

>the state is the good guy

>>82124821
This

>>82124569

>not true
>and yet it's absolutely true

so. hypothetically thor takes off his shirt and rams the handle of the hammer up your ass...there is nothing you can do?
you are literally anally owned by thor until he deign lift the hammer?
asking for a friend

>>82124951
>Commits rape
>Stops being worthy
>Can't lift the hammer out of your ass

>>82124951
That depends how hard it gets shoved up there. If it's not going to potentially fall out on its own, then I'd say yes.

That said, doing so would effectively counter the will of the hammer so Thor would lose the power to wield it before he could do that. Even given an evil Thor scenario, in which the hammer would again stop working for him.

You'd have better luck with the Hulk.

>>82124360
Would make it better

The rules of the hammer only apply to the specific case of someone wielding it. In theory you could put it inside a suitcase and carry the suitcase with you.

>>82123982
obviously

>>82124374
nigga Deadpool had that shit on the go so don't bring that bullshit
there's no justification for anything in comics beyond "the writer wanted it that way"

>>82125350
How do you put it in a suitcase my main man.

>>82123982
>physics
>in a capeshit movie
Nigger please

>people still think it's weight related and not magnetically locked in place

Nigga it's Asgardian technology so advanced it might as well be magic to us. The hammer was forged in a dying star.

>>82124188

No the reason he couldnt lift it was because it was a prideful motive to try it. Because of a bet that he could.

>>82124361

Just like how Capt. America's Shield got destroyed in the AoU trailer.

>>82123982
Of course not. My theory for how it works is the hammer has some kind of intelligence that decides how immovable it is and it can't be tricked by bullshit like elevators or tables.

>>82126272

Nice fanwank, bitch.

would they be able to move the table? maybe not pick it up, but could they just push it? what about throwing something at the hammer to move it?

>>82127797

Stan Lee tried hooking it up to his pickup truck and just ripped the bumper off.

>>82127993
Good scene desu

fug youtube doesn't have it but it does have the great song that went with it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBBw1MEOMWI

>>82123862
>>82123982
Wrong, the hammer would just fall to the ground. It's not heavy, it just can't be lifted by people who aren't worthy.

>>82127993
>just ripped the bumper off.

It ripped off his rear axle.

MCU has the deepest lore.

the hammer contains an artificial intelligence that determines when it should be moved

>>82124951
Why would he take off his shirt?

>>82125546
That was a false hammer made by Loki to deceive both Deadpool and Thor. Deadpool was never really worthy

>>82128388
Literally this simple

>>82123862
>the earth moves around the sun.
>the hammer should stand in place relative to asgard, ripping through the planet's core.

>>82125693
That's the thing, Thor would have to do it.

It's like in Thor 2, when he just hangs mjolnir on a rack like it's no thang. Nobody can move it but him. But ''''''''''theoretically''''''''' you could lift the rack.

>>82130937
>the hammer should stand in place relative to asgard
asgard exists in a different dimension, exactly what direction is relative to asgard?

>>82124188
Cap is worthy and capable of lifting the hammer but he wasn't able to because he was trying to pick it up to show off instead of a noble cause

so how was female Thor deemed worthy

>>82135294
She's really good at taking dick.

>>82135294
you know what so fucking annoying about female thor, the series preceding it was one of the best thor stories thor vs doom it was great and then this utter shit is what followed

>>82135615
the most annoying thing is its wasting nice art on a boring story

>>82135861
same artist for ages iirc its the writer that sucks tumblir balls

>>82130663
Being topless is essential to this scenario.