Marky Mark is the youngest of 9 brothers no wonder hes such a cocky shit he was born with nine bodyguards
Mrs. Walhberg got pounded hard by an asian dude and they haven't figured it out yet
marky mark was stealing cars and punching vietnam fucking shits when you were on your mamas titties kiddo
Mark Wahlberg is fucking madman.
>>82111148
Based Mr. and Mrs. Walhlberg, doing their part to preserve the white race.
>>82111148
those names do the wahlberg parents share a single brain cell, ive seen more creativity on a piece of toilet paper floating out to sea from a sewage works
>>82111256
Ive always wanted an army of sons
>>82111148
t. someone who never had brothers
>>82111271
t-shaniqua latrell le-sha(ledasha) tyrone
>>82111271
yeah I'm sure you'd name your sons after the apostles or something you hipster piece of shit
>>82111314
ive got a disabled older brother
if i had 9 of me shit would be great
>white trash having alot of kids
you don't say
wahlberg fucking shits
>>82111148
>9 sons
I knew that wasn't a prosthetic in Boogie Nights
>mfw Arthur whalberg
Ive literally never known anyone with 9 brothers
Im envious of them
>>82111548
marky
robby
pauly
artie
jimmy
scotty
buddyy
>>82111634
Skylar: [while drinking coffee on the outside patio of a coffee shop] Do you have lots of brothers and sisters?
Will: I'm Irish Catholic, what do you think?
Skylar: But how many?
Will: You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
Skylar: Why? Go on, what, 5? 7? 8? How many?
Will: I have 12 big brothers.
Skylar: You do not have 12 brothers.
Will: I swear to God, I swear to God, I'm lucky 13 right here.
Skylar: Do you know all their names?
Will: Do I... yeah, they're my brothers.
Skylar: What are they called?
Will: Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey, Davey, Timmy, Tommy, Joey, Robby, Johnny, and Brian.
Skylar: Say it again.
Will: Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey, Davey, Timmy, Tommy, Joey, Robby, Johnny, and Brian.
Skylar: ...and Willy.
Will: Willy? Will...