So, his brain is that fucked where it can convince his body to

>his

>>82090609
Nice meme you got there.

DUDE MIND OVER BODY LMAO

>>82090557
mind over matter

>>82090557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W56p3AZEFPY&t=1s

> his brain is fucked
are we talking about shyamalam?

>>82090557
He's a superhero(villain), the whole film was a superhero origin story.
Why do you think Bruce Willis was even in the movie?

How could this fly past you?

>>82090760
>still shilling your nasally voice

Leave critique to the professionals.

>>82090760
You are a fucking MOOOORON

>>82090759
Check out Shyamalans twitter, he released info about the third film today.

It's officially called Glass.

>>82090759
>>82090785

I realized that, obviously, but I didn't think he'd use the same premise twice. I was hoping it really was that his brain was that fucked, you know how you hear stories of people lifting cars to save people because of adrenaline?

>>82090789
>>82090822
I am a professional, the movie wasn't good because it was bad now stop harassing me

>>82090903
Did you think the same after watching Unbreakable?

>>82090907
Your shit review was annoying and boring.

>>82090557
Shalamanavengers when?

I guess we can put in it ''I can see dead people'' kid, Gibson as a moral center and someone from LAdy in the water.

>>82091010
you mean Split

I WANT THAT BLACK GIRLS GIANT ASS ON MY FACE NOW

>>82090760
If you want to share your plebeian opinion, maybe you should at least have a rough draft of what you want to say instead of stumbling through thoughts.

>>82090946
No, not really. The movie did a good job of telling you what you already knew.

For me at least, I was hoping for something other than "he has powers" again.

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i liked the uncle character

>>82091091
Well maybe you get some taste before starting to harass me you idiot!

>>82091091
>should at least have a rough draft
Shyamalan didn't, yet you're a dirty autist who thinks this movie is good

>>82091068
so much THIS

>>82091209
Hey man, not that anon and I agree that the movie is not that good.

Still doesn't change the fact that your videos and "reviews" are absolute embarassing horseshit though.
Have a good day.

>>82091362
who said they were reviews?

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Shamilam's twitter.

>>82090760

I literally cannot stand to listen to your voice for more than 10 seconds. I don't even know what your points are, you're just so audibly repellent.

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>>82091437
CASEY COOKE/DAVID DUNN TEAM UP VS MR. GLASS AND THE HORDE HOLY SHIT IT"S HABBENING

>>82091209
>Shyamalan didn't

He did, the Beast was originally meant to be the main villain in Unbreakable

>>82091511
She'll probably come back as a huntress helping Dunn to kill the Beast.

>>82091511
>CASEY COOKE/DAVID DUNN

lmao just like Stan Lee

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A long time ago I posted here saying that small~medium budget films would be Hollywood's salvation and here we are.

>>82090760
Why hasn't ur mum aborted you yet?

>>82091823
META NIGHT FAMALAM

>>82091727
or the TWEEEST is she betrays Dunn after the horde kills her uncle

>>82090759
>literally Superman
HE IS NOT LITERALLY SUPERMAN YOU ILLITERATE FUCK

This theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69K61Ex4TX4

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>>82094024

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JSuF6HCqko

>fiction doesn't reflect reality

What a concept!

>>82090557
REMOVE
S H I R T
H
I
R
T

>>82091427
I'm totally into pissing, and when she pissed herself and came in with wet stockings I masturbated.

>>82093635
Yeah, more like Luke Cage. Cause both of them can drown.

>>82090557
>implying rockclimbing, surviving shitty shotgun loads and bending some rusty bars isn't possible in real life

>>82090759
>First off, watch Unbreakable. It's a Superhero movie. Bruce Willis is literally Superman. It's a Superpower.

Well, it's a superpower everyone, or at least everyone of the old woman's patients, has if they go through enough trauma apparently. Which means that we would alrea- ah, forget it. The whole thing is dumber than the final scene was cringy.

So according to The Horde you need to have suffered some sort of abuse or trauma in order to be "pure" and have superpowers.

Mr. Glass is pretty obvious, but what was Willis' trauma?

>>82095677
It's amazing how many movies, not even just horror but just in general, have a scene where a woman wets herself or pees. Hollywood is at least good for delivering degeneracy, even if most of the scenes are barely titillating, and I feel bad for vanillafags having to have awful fetish shit blatantly shoehorned into "serious" movies.
desu just the ayylmao girl whispering "pee on yourself" twice right in the black girl's face, all urgent-like, was almost as good as the result itself

>>82095817
You're literally talking about a half-beast 25th personality of some kid whose mom beat him
the beast is full retard desu, it thinks it needs to eat people's guts to be strong
not even, like, absorb the strength of metahumans, just random teenage girls

>>82095817
I think it was when he almost drowned in a pool as a kid.

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>>82091997

Holy shit, does that include marketing? Even if it doesn't it's still a huge hit, good for Shyamalaman.

>>82095899

I guess that counts

>>82095817
he fell in the pool as a kid and that made him scared

makes perfect sense that he'd develop super powers, and not any of the literally millions of people having been traumatized unimaginably more horribly on such a massive scale that nobody alive today could even imagine it. you'd think supermen would just e.g. pop out of the trenches by the hundreds of thousands during ww1. but I guess the stars just weren't right for super powers yet or something for no reason.

>>82091146
how many times do you think he raped her?

>>82095677
>stockings and skirt

Women will never know how hot this is and why they should do it more. It's nowhere near as trashy as leggings or short shorts are, yet it's still so sexy.

>>82096034
Why aren't the child soldiers in Africa all able to fly or some shit?

>>82096025
That's the power of any sort of pissing scene, guaranteed blockbusters. Combining it with a kidnap/rape suspense flick AND muh psychological horror, it's only surprising shymaajhsaskfma didn't make more. He knows what he's doing.

>>82096131
It's mainly skirts because skirts imply lifting.

>>82096187
>It's mainly skirts

True, but man, combine them with thigh highs and you have just about every man's kryptonite.

>>82096187
need gif of pissy pants girl

>>82096392
>skirt
>stockings
>those cute half-thong panties, alternately nothing
>thigh highs
>knee socks over thigh highs
>those weird fuzzy anklewarmer things from the 70s over the knee socks
>those braided wicker slip shoe things
>and a full vigorous down-the-legs wetting over all of this
desu can we just take the plot out of movies and have all movies be disembodied extended kino scenes of events, conversations, meetings, so on with one specific-fetish-meets-specific-fetishistic-costume-meets-specific-desirable-actress mini-scene between each unrelated kino scene to rouse the senses and break up the kino reverie before it gets too melancholic?
Armpitfags and footfags can have their thing mixed in with other peoples' things as often as possible too, and gratuitous sideboob for all. Like just imagine if you could mix really soft softcore type stuff evenly with just reflective comfortable scenes without someone saying "haha they're trying to be all pretentious and artistic about porn" or "don't work with them they're just doing porn and trying to pretend it's film" or whatever.
All film should have at least one sideboob per ten minutes while still being genuinely great.

>>82096586
You don't actually get to see it, he pulls her out of the room, there's some noises that make it seem like he's getting ready to rape her even though he's not, then she comes back in and you get a shot or two of the wet streaks down her stockings if you pay attention. Just watch the movie though desu senpai. It's in the first ten minutes or so.

>>82095817
No. He believes that if you've suffered, you're pure, i.e. worthy to live. He didn't kill ayy lmao because he saw that she was tempered by the flames of familial abuse as well.

The reason why The Horde and Dunn have powers is because, as Mr. Glass discussed, they exist on extremes of a spectrum: Mr. Glass is incredibly fragile, Dunn is incredibly durable. Kevin exists on such an extreme mental spectrum that he could push his body to incredible limits.

>>82097191
black/hispanic girl with nice ass exists on such an extreme sex appeal spectrum that she could push the thread to incredible offtopic

>>82097282
You're on the extreme end of an all together different spectrum, asshole.

>>82097341
You exist on the extreme end of the Kinsey spectrum

>>82097282
Tbh I wan that negress ass as much as the next guy.
>>82097341
Hush, bitch

>>82097191
She also sort of wound him up with all of the not making trouble while captive but having all of those shirts and pwning him with the shotgun. The scars were just the last piece in the puzzle that made it all click. Ayylmao is a potential waifu and one of his "species"...since he thinks extreme suffering, extreme NECESSITY as it were, is continuing human evolution in new ways. It's a spiritualistic belief, for sure, but it's not entirely arbitrary. The psychiatrist even talks about and emphasizes to the neatfreak/strippers personality (forget the name) how he is important and necessary and all of the personalities were born out of psychological necessity.

>>82097386
to be perfectly honest I'm enjoying both the movie discussion and the pissed stockings discussion
bravo /tv/

>>82097488
I really hope Shamalamadingdong doesn't pull the "we must KILL more evolved humans because they threaten the rest of us" because that X-Men crap will kill the movie.
Also
>pee yourself

>>82097191
So, would the other end of the spectrum from Kevin have 24 bodies sharing one personality?

>>82097541
That's a possibility, although very unlikely. Perhaps 24 people so similar and in sync with one another that they appear to be one organism.

>>82090638
ha fuck you

>>82097539
I hope Shiggydiggypingpong pulls the "we must EAT THE OTHER EVOLVED HUMANS' GUTS TO BECOME MORE POWERFUL RRREEEEE NORMIES GET OUT WALLCLIMBING TIME"
But without making the Beast into a full-on Venom thing.

Don't forget to
>pee on yourself

>>82097541
ayylmao absorbs the souls/memories/psychic presences of the psychiatrist and the other girls and whoever else the Beast may have killed or kills during Glass, but she's getting constant headaches and blackouts and thinks she caught the crazy from the incident in Split and doesn't think the others into real even though they totally do be that way my nigga

At the end they have to learn to share her body and live "normal" lives like the pre-Beast personalities did inside of Kevin, only it's more erotic because it's a woman's body

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>pee on yourself!
>pee on yourself!

okay but real talk why don't they just tell women to punch men in the throat if they try to rape them
like just pretend to give up, then as soon as he lets down his guard to start fucking, elbow the fucker right in the gullet
sure, sure, more risk of them killing you if you survive, but if it's really such an epidemic that women are helpless before, wouldn't it help reduce rape if word got around that you're likely to get your trachea caved in if you try to rape someone?

>>82098046
Because in the real world unless a woman can ambush a man he's going to dominate her. Her best chance is to disgust him away from her genitals. There's a 30-40% strength difference to deal with here.

>no webm of black girls 10/10 ass

Cmon now

>>82098148
You think you can't crush a man's throat with 50% of a man's strength? You think a crushed throat doesn't come with a nearly immediate 100% strength decrease via unconsciousness or incapacitation? If throat's too difficult of a target, palm the solar plexus and run before he can breathe well enough to pursue at full speed. I mean why is it assumed that women will always be too dumb to do basic strikes? I know "piss yourself" is literally the easiest most passive thing you can possibly do, but if you don't care enough about getting "raped" to slam a dude at the base of the sternum and GTFO, maybe you wanted it to begin with.

In "the real world", men are fragile bags of flesh full of weak points just like women, not solid walls of featureless muscle.

>we can take him
>no I just saw him lift you up he's strong
>ok then we'll just die

they definitely could have taken him down, all they needed was one shot to the balls

>>82098215
I don't make webms for 4chan because of the weird sound and size rules changing board-to-board and whim-to-whim of the admins, sorry.

>>82098263
>Men designed to take physical attacks are just like women who aren't.

Uh huh. Sure are. Maybe you should try touching a woman, they're fragile as fuck compared to men.

>>82098263

t. keyboard ninja

>>82098046
Because women want to be raped. It's their fantasy come true. 99% of women orgasm during rape.

>>82098278
The "wise experienced rape victim" knows it's futile to begin with...so sad, ho hum, that naive child talking about her kempo...when the next time he opened the door she could have grabbed him by the hair and leaned backwards, the black girl could have been standing against the wall by the door and pushed him to help her with the pull while holding out a leg to trip him, and the one girl who actually had some fight in her BEFORE they found out about the cannibalism could have had an amazing window to bear down on him with her entire weight however she chose. Could have broken his neck, jumped on his temples, crushed his ribs, whatever.

>>82098361
>designed to take physical attacks
Now there's a masochistic take. I guess that's why humans excel at distance running, right, because they're physically supposed to be doing the direct combat thing? Is that also why they have long, exposed necks where they can be easily knocked out or bled to death?

>>82098383
t. no knowledge of basic human anatomy

>>82098401
So don't hold anti-rape seminars, or else hold effective anti-rape seminars.

>>82098428
Men's facial structure is designed to take a punch. It's an evolutionary trait from fighting each other.

You're probably better off going to a place where your stupid ideas will be applauded. You should try Tumblr or Reddit's female communities. They'll applaud your stupidity when if you really wanted to help you would say "Don't put yourself in risky situations and keep a pistol on you when in public"

>>82098516
I didn't say "punch them in the face" you dumb faggot, I said "punch them in the throat".
Are you going to tell me how the adam's apple is a perfectly formed defense against having your throat smashed in?
Are you going to resolve your cognitive dissonance between 'designed' and 'evolved'?
Or are you going to keep pretending that being male shields men from getting knocked the fuck out by being hit in the throat, or struggling to breathe from being hit in the solar plexus?
Because I can tell you from direct experience that both of these things are very effective, which is why they are used.

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who cares about fighting
let's discuss these thicc wett thighs

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>>82098711
>pee on yourself
>rapists fw

>>82098799
ayylmao had good intuition tho, I think she noticed Dennis picking up the trash in the car, making sure to wear the mask (which gave her AMPLE time to get out and run, by the way...bad example of 'dramatic' choreography), even wiping off the chair before he sat down. That was the only personality she knew of, so she just knew...the villain is neurotic and phobic, so she told the black girl to piss herself which had the double effect of freaking him out badly enough to leave them all alone and giving the audience a nicely-lit shot of her glistening hands and thighs.

>>82098799
>tfw no self-bondage adept qt who will rope harness herself and time things so you return to your shared apartment just as she genuinely can't control her bladder anymore
why live my friend

>>82095817
Willis is unbreakable, a complete antithesis to the Beast

>>82096082
Never. She defeated his cock every single time.

See the scars in her body? now imagine how destroyed is the uncle's cock, he needs help even to pee.

>Guy truly believes he has super strength
>Obtains it

>Guy doesn't believe at all that he has super strength
>Obtains it

There's no logical consistency to this hack's "cinematic" "universe"

>>82098263
>palm the solar plexus
fucking imbecile
Then he falls onto you and you die asphyxiated

>>82099213
He falls forward because you push him backward? Women, even teenagers, are somehow incapable of rolling a few hundred pounds a foot or two?
You suffocate because he falls on you?
Anon pls be joking, PLS

>>82099362
Try to roll somewhere with a big cock inside your cunt and 200lbs of meat crushing you in 0.5 seconds.

>>82099208
>qt pees on herself in the absence of super strength
>doesn't obtain it
shyamalan is second rate

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She literally did nothing wrong.

>>82099409
holy fuck you are actually retarded
you don't understand the purpose of rape prevention tactics
you literally think having 200lbs on you is enough to make any adult unable to move
you are full retard

>>82099427
Because she literally did nothing whatsoever. Dennis didn't needed the Beast to realize his goals, Hedwig to give him time in the light, and her to...act like a high priestess or organizer or some shit? She even almost let the girls get away by being full retard, literally useless personality.

Face punching is stupid unless you're trying to go for the eyes or something. It's solid bone there. You're just as likely to break the fingers in your bones. Hit the throat or genitals. This ain't a boxing match, if you ever get in a real fight, presumably one not started by you, you end that no matter what. You don't know how crazy or careless the other guy is, I'd rather win by being cheap than end up in the hospital or dead.

>>82099427
Would have conversations over tea with.

>>82099427
"She" joined up with the other "bad" personalities to let out The Beast. Literally an accessory to murder if it were a separate person.

>>82099533
The others threatened to rape her if she didn't, she had no choice

>>82099489
Thanks for reiterating what everyone was saying before lmao

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Can we guess what the plot twist will be in the third movie?
Pic related, the real final boss is revealed in the post credits.

>>82099590
The plot twist is _____They dont matter and nothing changes__________

>>82099558
Dennis is explicitly shown to only want to watch young women dance, she's also too old for his tastes.
The Beast doesn't fuck, he just kills and eats to obtain primacy.
Hedwig is nine and submissive around women because he wants attention.

Did you even watch this movie?

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ffs Shyamalan, seriously?!

>>82099590
The secret final-hour hero is thicc black girl who obtains the miraculous ability to come back to life if she is killed exactly one month after she pees herself
BRAVISSIMO SHMAYALAN

>>82099583
>thanks for responsindgingngmn lmao! upbote reddit style

>>82099650
Mindrape

>>82099791
Obviously because they share a body. I'm saying wouldn't happen with these three conspirators specifically. Only candidate is The Beast and he's off in the trainyard and she's the one trying to release him.

>>82099445
t. cocklet

>>82100009
Well I will admit that my penis is not longer than a woman's arm, yes. We can't all be your autistic fantasies.

>>82090907
etcetera.

needed a scene where McAvoy punches himself in the face

>>82090760
What a joyless fuck. It's a good B-Movie.

Can /tv/ recommend other movies or series that preferably have psychological horror or intrigue and absolutely have -----------------------------------------women peeing?

>>82101960
The dancing part was kino

>>82091437
The twist is he gets a massive budget from producers and only once the movie is complete he destroys every copy but one and hides it somewhere in Shamylalaland

>>82098263
>If throat's too difficult of a target, palm the solar plexus and run before he can breathe well enough to pursue at full speed.
You're grossly overestimating the average woman's strength. Also the outside world isn't like your karate lesson. Your attacker won't be standing still waiting for you to punch him in the throat or plexus. The average woman would never land a single hit and then the guys would fucking obliterate her.
Your only chance as a woman is either doing the piss thing to disgust your attacker, or maybe having bear mace or a strong as fuck taser.

>>82098428
>I guess that's why humans excel at distance running
Nice shifting goalposts but I'll bite anyway?
Humans are built for endurance running for the purpose of hunting animals faster than us. We can't catch up to them but we take advantage of the fact that they can't deal with exhaustion and heat as well as us, so we follow them at a distance for hours until they collapse. That has nothing at all to do with fighting.

>>82104582
>>82104643
Hours late and your posts are still retarded anyways. You don't even seem to understand the meaning of the term shifting goalposts.

>>82104662
No need to be so salty that your posts were so retarded that people literally show up hours later to call you out.

>>82104672
Go back.

For a heavily marketed film - and PG-13 for that matter - I found the uncle flashback side story to be one of the most uncomfortable things to watch in recent memory.
>>82097191
Smart post
>>82097488
I figured he was going for a "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger" thing, and that if you've gotten to a certain age without having an experience to relate to that then you must be weak and unworthy of continuing a damaged yet stronger human race. Why he chose girls was because he trauma came from his mother.
Eating their guts seemed a bit much though.

>>82104821
inb4 he was actually eating their uteri or some shit like that Japanese ovary harvesting fallout 3 mod

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>>82104859

>>82090557

THEY WERE NOT DIFFERENT PERSONALITIES; HE WAS POSSESSED BY MULTIPLE DJINN/DEMONS —IT IS EVIDENT, EVEN IF IT IS NOT STATED IN THE "MOVIE", BUT ONLY IMPLIED.

>>82091025
The Visit is part of the shamalamalamverse.

>>82104978
attentionwhore

>>82099023
Maybe she picked up on Denis's OCD and surmised weewee will defeat his rapey attack. OR she knew from experience that pissing herself would stop any sexual advances.
>Uncle is feeling like a mammal on discovery channel
>Ayy lmao does not want to be dicked
>Pisses herself
>Uncle is disgusted and has a beer instead

>>82099427
>Sandwich cut isn't straight
She did a horrific act that cannot be repented.

>>82105406
The latter is obvious, I'm just saying the former was how she knew it would work on Dennis, in reply to the implication that it could be a rapist's fetish.
Not Dennis, never Dennis.

>>82099590
Somebody dies. There's a funeral. Priest stands up from behind the podium. Its mel Gibson. Ayy lmao 2.

>>82090760
You probably shouldn't review films at all because it sounds like you have no concept of cinematic form or storytelling, but if you do, please for the love of god do it in print.

>>82090760
I gave you a view just so I could dislike your shitty vid.

Who here actually recognised the unbreakable theme playing when the horde were talking to each other in the mirror post gun shot scene?

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http://www.slashfilm.com/unbreakable-sequel-title-glass/

https://twitter.com/MNightShyamalan/status/857265585721311233

>M Night Shyamalan has announced that Universal Pictures will release his next film, an Unbreakable sequel titled Glass, on January 18, 2019. Hit the jump for more info including returning cast/characters.

>The filmmaker revealed the news in a stream of updates on Twitter this morning.

>Okay. Here we go. Finished the new script. It’s taken 17 years but I can finally answer the #1 question I get, “Are you making a f#&@ing sequel to Unbreakable or what?” My new film is the sequel to #Unbreakable AND #Split. It was always my dream to have both films collide in this third film. The iconic Bruce Willis returns as David Dunn. The incomparable Samuel L Jackson will return as Elijah Price/Mr. Glass. The virtuoso James McAvoy returns as Kevin Wendell Crumb, Patricia, Dennis, Hedwig, Barry, Jade, Orwell, The Beast, Heinrich, Norma, Pol-And the prodigy, Anya Taylor Joy will return as Casey Cooke. I’m reteaming with my partners Jason Blum and Universal Pictures for this crazy comic book thriller.And the film is called GLASS… Universal Pictures will release #Glass on January 18, 2019 all over the world. How’s that for not keeping a secret!

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T H I C C

>>82106316

well this is your chance for redemption mr shamalamarama

dont fuck it up.

DONT FUCK IT UP.

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>>82106388

>chance for redemption
>the visit is a financial and critical success
>split is a financial and critical success

Huh?

>>82106450
mild success without much recognition

This meanwhile will definitely have some hype behind it.

Which of the 3 girls would you choose first?