Do any of you know any celebrities personally? Bonus points

>>82089525
Yes, they're my parents

>>82089548
lily mo pls

>>82089525
Im the photographer of this photo. It was a dreary day, but in the end I saw some pretty uneventful nudes.

>>82089525
Not exactly what you're looking for, but I used to know someone who lived next to the appartment where Heath Ledger died. I Saw Heath in the hall a few times.

>>82089663
>take a fully nude photo of me
>but make sure it's not sexy enough to be fapped too

>>82089663
That's bullshit but I believe it.

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>>82089525
I dated a porn star in high school and that's all the info you're getting

>>82089725
Was she a pornstar then?

>>82089525
I knew a few in school, not now. My Mom was a mini-celeb back in the 70's but she avoided any real publicity.

Jenna is not my wife and it isnt fair

>>82089663
who is it? looks terribly familiar

Don't even share if you retards are going to be like

> i KNOW BUT IM NOT TELLING TEE HEE

Spout your lies somewhere else losers

>>82089787
>she

>>82089663
alri jennifer toole

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>>82089525
Im the photographer of this photo. It was a dreary day, but in the end I saw some pretty uneventful nudes.

>>82089922
Caitlin Stasey

fuck adam sandler. you can't make so many shit movies and expect people not to annoy you in public

my cousin was good friends with chris pratt and i hung out with them many times.

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>>82089525
>>82089663
>>82089986
Im the photographer of this photo. It was a dreary day, but in the end I saw some pretty uneventful nudes.

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I don't know any celebs, but I met Robin Williams in New York City in 2007, and Aurelio Voltaire the same week.

>>82090060
Yeah but he doesn't have to be happy about it

I am distantly related to a Ms. Nicaragua.
My parents were friends with Alexis Arguello when I was a baby, and he slept over at our house and everything.
My dad knows a famous Futbol sportscaster, I forget his name but I met him.
In 2009 I was working the US election and met this really tall Canadian governor lady who had flown down to see how we did things. After shaking hands with her, someone told me she governs 11 million people or something like that.
I have briefly chatted with Doc Hammer on Facebook.
I shook hands with and had about a 5 minute chat with Jamie Tworkowski in November 2013.
I met and talked to Vincent Oddo, CEO of Birth telecom in January 2015, when I worked at one of the offices.

>>82089525
There's a Casey Neistat video in which you can see my mom in the background looking at him in disgust as he skates by. The day that video was shot she told me she saw "some homeless guy on a skateboard with a selfiestick".

You guys have no idea how proud I am of her.

I'm related to Nancy Wilson, and have hung out with her ex husband, Cameron Crowe.

>>82089663
WTF IS WRONG WITH HER VAGINA LIPS!?

>>82090512
?

Nothing.

>>82089525
>Do any of you know any celebrities personally?
Yes, but I didn't date them

>>82090512
>i have never seen a vagina in real life

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>>82089525
>>82089663
>>82089986
>>82090160
Im the photographer of this photo. It was a dreary day, but in the end I saw some pretty uneventful nudes.

I read a story about a guy that met Shawn Michaels once

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Hung out with Owen Benjamin after he did a stand up show in Addison, TX. I was friends with one of the mangers of the piano bar next door who knew the management of said club.
He stole a girl from me that was part of our group. I'd been hitting on her all night. Flew her out to cali. This was back in 2009 or 2010.

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>>82090631

>>82090830
>He stole a girl from me
You must be an ugly loser. That nobody looks like the bloated alcoholic I'm sure he is

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>>82091007
>such projection

>>82089663
http://herself.com/caitlin/

>>82089663
>Photo by Jennifer Toole

post feet

>>82090172
the guy who wrote the brain songs from billy and mandy? cuz that was kino

>>82090212
L I T E R A L L Y W H O S

>>82090321
based mom

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>>82090830
That guy could portray Chris Chan in the inevitable biopic

>>82092071
Yep

>>82090817
Moar!

>>82089525
I snorted cocaine with Pauly Shore and Jenna Jameson once.

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>>82089525
Can't see that image without thinking of this

Met Tarantino a while ago, also my family seems to be related to George Miller but I've never met him

I used to be a hair stylist in a rich scene and knew some famous people. I've cut the hair of Pete Wentz, Katy Perry, Josh Peck, Lady Gaga, and Jonah Hill just to name a few. It's all behind me now.

Not /tv/ related
My Gran met Bill Ward from Black Sabbath twice working at a Hotel
She got him to get one of their albums signed by all members of the band, pretty cool.