>MTV: teen dramas and reality TV >TLC: midgets and fat

>watch shitty channels get shitty shows
Wow

It's dying a slow death

>>82088684
American """culture""" is cancer

I like the fat people show though

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>>82088684
Could I interest you in SYFY?

>>82088700
It's not even about being shitty. It's about them straying so far from their original premises to appeal to the LCD.

MTV should not be allowed to be called MTV if they're not going to play music, regardless of if people actually want it. Change your name. Same goes for TLC. The fuck is there to learn from that station?

>>82088684
>lists a few shit channels
>WHY IS ALL OF TV SO BAD NOW?????

>>82088684
you forgot one

>Adult Swim: Reddit

>>82088756
No you don't. You're just a shill, like the guys who keep making those threads.

>>82088730
It was better before 2000

>The CW: Waifus

>>82088756
Is it because you can relate to them?

>>82088833
How about you buy them out and then you can do with them what you please

>>82088906
correct

>>82088906
CW: Can make better super hero stories than DCEU

>>82088833
MTV doesn't stand for anything anymore, both literally and figuratively. It's like how AT&T used to stand for American Telephone and Telegraph, now it's just a marketing name.

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>>82088756
>>82088856

It's unironic kino.

>>82088965
So can 6 year olds telling you about the picture they just drew.

>>82089010
>true detective season 3 trailer

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>History: rednecks and bikers

No reality shows about militias, hate groups and moonshining.

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>>82088684
>HBO: ugly tits
>AMC: "quality" "drama"
>FX: kino

>>82088835
Like the other networks are much better?

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>>82088965
I'm really looking forward to the Flash movie flopping hard so that the CW stars who said they should've used Gustin can have a nice laugh

>Animal Planet: People who do stuff that relates to animals somewhat

>>82088906
The CW: Tumblr pandering and blacked waifus

>>82089162
>CW show
>Go back to Tumblr fag

>>82088684
Competing with the internet and vidya gaems.

there needs to be a panty channel
mmmm

>>82089289
Calm down, Snyder. Just because a literally who character on a show made with 1/100 the budget of your upcoming movie performs better doesn't mean you have to get bent out of shape

>>82088684
>history
>rednecks and bikers
>not rednecks and aliens

they all got bought by A&E in like 2009

>>82088804
they're finally getting their shit together after almost a decade of shit

>>82089292
And losing. The key to beating the internet is doing what it can't: production. The worst thing TV ever did was try to homogenize. Everything is basically the same and the reason the internet is winning is because of specialization.

Look at TechTV and g4. They were at their best when they were niche networks. As with everything, trying to reach a bigger audience will always fail. Normies lose interest too fast and when you burn bridges with older fans by abandoning them, you lose them too.

TV had a shot at niche programming, but the internet does it better than they ever could.

>>82089065
Forgot about the pawnshop reality shows

>>82088990
wtf i hate marketing now

how do we stop twitter """"""culture""""""

>>82088684
>What the fuck happened to tv?
It's on Netflix now.

>>82088847
acting like your pretty face and squidbillies anit kino as fuck

only retards watch broadcast television

Are you pretending not to like 90 day fiance???

>>82088684

what if she looked at you and pointed to another virgin in that room and told you to make him cum, while everyone at the party could clearly see it take place and she showed no emotion?

>>82088756
Me too. Out of that list only TLC has some bright moments.

>tfw no dove gf

>>82088684
Who da wite gurl

A&E used to show opera and theatre and now is just Storage Wars and Duck Dynasty

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>>82091124
it's a realdoll

>>82091189
Jesus, why isn't she getting adult roles? Nobody gets naked in disney shit

>>82091244

We've already seen her tits.

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>>82091244
bots can't act

>>82091189
>>82091332

when does the DoveBot 3000 come out?

>>82088684
*rubs hands*

>>82088885
>jerry springer
>oprah
>maury povich
>judge judy
>full house
>blossom

No it wasn't

>>82091332
Long live the new flesh

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>>82091402
Blossom was great, bro

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>>82088684
>What the fuck happened to tv?
Obongo identity politics

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>she will NEVER wrap her fat pink lips around your dick

>>82091457
*BRRRRRRAAAAAAPT*

T H I I I I I I I I C C

>>82088684

What's with the giant nicotine patch over her nipple

>>82088684
8 years of Obama

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>>82091366
Soon

>>82088684
>What the fuck happened to tv?

Jews always try to appeal to the lowest common denominators in society. Who do you think started all the porn bullshit and ignored and attacked decency standards in film and TV?

>>82088684
who is this fluid druid?

>telemundo = bunda

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>>82091696
Chloe Hosterman

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>>82091696
Dovebot

>>82091696
Reverse image search.

young people don't watch TV anymore

the only people that watch TV are rednecks and old people obsessed with politics

>>82091730
old lips & nose?

>>82088684
The liberals did this.

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>QUEST: How It's Made, Destroyed In Seconds and shows about alaskans

unironically my favourite channel

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>>82091762
Doesn't look like it to me

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>>82088684
WHY DID SHE BOTCH HER FAAAACE

>>82091807

muh fuggin dick

>>82091522
pusy lips?

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>they didn't keep her around in The Mentalist
writer fucked up

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>>82091730

>>82089110
AMC basically turned into 2005-2009 showtime

Had 3 killer shows at the sametime then beat them into the ground.

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What are those fake ass clown lips

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>>82092235
>caring

>>82091638
HAHAHAHA OMG LOL!!!

SHE MAKES SILLY BILLY FACES ON HER PHONE AND PROBABLY POSTS THEM ON HER FACEBOX OR TITTER PAGE OMG WHO DOES THIS?!?!?!?!?!

>>82092235
I miss her old face ;_;

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Looks better with black hair

>>82088684
>netflix: Shows that aired 5 years ago

Watch better shows.

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>>82092315
kek

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>>82092473
This
Holy fuck my dick

Blacked when?

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>>82092615
Probably a long time ago
Mmm

>>82091980

is she about to ruin his orgasm?

>>82088684
I remember there was time when i would always watch the history channel for this show called modern marvels. I hate how everyrhing on it now is just reality tv. I liked watching it because i learned cool stuff, i dont want to watch a bunch of balding fat fucks scam people and rub their hands together

>>82088684
>>82092658
>>82092545
>>82092533
>>82092269
>>82092235
>>82092160
>>82091982
>>82091807
>>82091730

Shes not really my type so why am I starting to find this so attractive ?

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>>82094031
It's alright anon it happens just remember pre-botch is the patrician choice though

>>82088684
he forgot

>ancient aliens