we're live, lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EADjBjYLoQk
>>82083961
DUDE. I was literally just googling when was the next jre. That's craaaaazy.
BUMP
Fuck bears!!
>Jamie pull up that audio of that guy getting killed by a bear
holykek dis gon be good
>>82083961
who is this noname guest?
>>82083961
shit podcast
>>82084402
marc pls go
>>82084378
Another hunter apparently.
>dduuuude I'm so in touch with nature, I charter a 747 and fly to alaska to hunt elk and then I put em into my freezer
>why can't everybody live like me? wouldn't life be better?
holy fuck I was just thinking how pissed I was that 4chan never has any live JRE threads, then I check anyway and you faggots are in here
>>82084469
where do you normally check?
>another faggot hunter
how much can you talk about deer and bear, wtf.
>it's another hunter guest
>>82084505
here, but you guys never used to do jre threads.
>>82084515
i know dude, shits getting old so fast. they never talk about anything new either.
>>82084558
>>82084515
>>82084540
For a guy who claims to be open minded that asshole recycles a lot of the same shit over and over again.
What kind of guest would you want?
>>82083961
Redpill me on this podcast lads
Why was the jre live thread deleted yesterday?
>>82084623
neil tyson
>>82084623
fucking anything man
get duncan trussell back on
>>82084695
Why, to talk about the flat earth for 2 hours? Like get him on with Eddie Bravo.
>>82084757
Nah. The guy just talks some spirtual bullshit and five minutes later has an argument with redban about petty money.
>>82084460
>Black or white
Come on. You know you can do many many things to improve your life, health, fitness and happiness if you weren't a lazy fucker
>>82084623
Alex Jones round 2 with The POTUS passing by
>>82084558
They picked up steam after the alex jones ep, unsurprisingly.
Some literally who hunter is better than some feminist cunt going AMERICA IS EVUL RUSSIA DINDU NUFFIN
>>82084877
True. I just should start doing stand up comedy and create my own podcast. Then I would have enough money jet across the continent to release my inner alpha shooting my 200 pound bow at tasty animals while balancing a cannonball with my nose. God knows we need more hard working podcasters in this world.
>>82084623
I want people who have a life story to tell. Something like the steve-o episode, just interesting people talking about the shit they've done instead of bullshit comedians and hunters talking about Trump and bear attacks.
In the fighting/martial arts category, I'd love some old school boxers like Sugar Ray Leonard or Mike Tyson.
When is Eddie back on to talk about crazy shit?
>>82083961
daily reminder that jamie is a verified cuck.
>>82085020
or you can get a job
>>82085050
>KEK SHOES
>KEK LIFE
>>82084672
(((mods)))
>>82085055
Joe Rogan never had a real job in his life. He worked like two weeks construction.
>>82085050
>verified cuck
explain
>>82085107
american dream, anon
DUDE WE'RE ALL RATS LMAO
>>82084623
Someone doing something actually interesting? Or someone fun perhaps, like Tyson or Alex Jones.
>>82085475
I thought guy was watching his diet?
I'd bang Joe's wife
>>82085107
>He managed to escape hell
Don't be so jelly
>>82085559
that's a very healthy meal you looser
>>82085570
>>82085609
fucking hell i'm stoned dudes
>>82085616
Ha! Eating ten eggs for breakfast with hot sauce is healthy now? Don't make me laugh.
who is this dude some hunter
YAWN!!!!
Oh god, all the guests the last 2-3 months have been awful.
Fucking hell Joe, please step up your game. I need decent podcasts to get through my shitty extra job.
>>82085035
>I want people who have a life story to tell.
Watch the Henry Rollins episode if you haven't. He is like a walking storyteller and has seen all kinds of shit in his life.
rogan and his fucking snapple facts
>>82085663
name on thing wrong with it
>>82084642
stay away from the outdoors faggot hunter episodes. they are painfully boring
>>82085711
Thanks for the rec, I don't know the guy but I'll check it out.
>>82085747
Gluttony.
fucking hell not another far left psuedo science guy. loneliness is killing us dudes, society is so fucked up my man. not me though, im above that
>>82085811
>tfw loneliness is actually killing me slowly
>tfw I cope by telling myself I hate people
>>82085833
get some friends or some shit dude. not that hard. Even if you somehow cant make friends, just find a hobby, do your job and live your life. that easy. no meaning to life, dont try and find it.
>>82085800
Have you seen Joe? He works out like crazy.
>>82083961
>we need to connect with each other and tongue other dudes' buttholes out so we feel closer and don't get freaked out, man
>you need to meet more refugees and let them fuck your wife so you don't feel depressed.
fuck this faggot.
>>82083961
mike you're a system
>>82085890
He wouldn't have to work out that hard if he wasn't eating like a pig.
>>82085919
>live in a gated community
>hey man you need to meet more refugees
>>82085945
If you're trying to gain muscle you need a high calorie diet. Stop trying to talk about things you don't understand skeleton.
Anonymous message boards aren't that horrifying joe
>>82085919
did you know that ((they)) are trying to divide us by making us distant towards refugees
not saying that you should like them because they def arent likeable for the most part
someone come thru with the pasta please
>>82084515
>>82086057
>only two ellipses
>reddit spacing
into the oven, juden
>>82086042
I can't even clean with 2x 14kg kettlebells
>>82085559
>>82086042
>>82086042
This guy ain't eating ten eggs for breakfast and he looks fine. Also looking at that webm Rogan seems like holing his ticket to snap city rather than anything else. How many operations did the guy have until now? Train smart.
>>82086158
yeah im jewish so what are you a fucking racist anti-semite dont post on this board go back to pol
>>82086158
>>only two ellipses
those are parentheses though
>>82086042
how much weight is he using here
>all the mad skelies ITT
>>82086227
>>82086303
those are 90 pound kettlebells
>>82086266
oh no, a filthy kike called me a racist on the interwebz. whatever shall i do?
enjoy your mutilated cock.
>>82086042
>>82084515
>How much can you talk about sam kinison and the early boston comic scene?
>How much can you talk about how thc is metabolized completely differently by the body when its eaten?
>How much can you talk about how we shouldn't have a president anymore?
>How much can you talk about how william randolph hearst played a huge role in making hemp illegal?
>How much can you "donald trump! KKK! Racist, sexist, anti-gay!"
>>82086396
i love runny eggs mmmmm
>>82086417
>shouldn't have president anymore
What's the alternative Joe?
>>82086396
>what sort of eggs you want family?
>>82086469
I feel like there are some meaningless eating habits that people should just keep hidden from public just to avoid the useless conversation from the people that it would offend.
- posting pictures of badly cooked eggs
- eating pizza with a fork and knife
- admitting you like steak well done
- eating chips with chopsticks
- putting ketchup on everything
- saying you dislike sushi (because people assume sushi = Japanese food)
- admitting you don't like to drink or do drugs
I'm not saying I do these things. I'm just saying these things trigger people. There's nothing wrong with any of those things. But I feel like some of the worst things I learn about people is learning that stuff like that bothers them to the degree they'll make fun of you for it.
>>82083961
dude uh bernie madoff and so umm
>>82086477
vote over the internet man. soon we will be able to read each others minds and there wont be anymore lying, mann.
>lights joint
>>82086619
just fuck my shit up senpai
>>82086727
Autists gonna sperg anon. It's no use trying to work around them, they'll always find something to be triggered by.
>>82086477
Realistically, we as a society should not focus solely on the President when we have our elections.
It's fine to have the President and elect them under their banner, but when the election happens we should demand that all the candidates reveal who they would appoint into their cabinet. Because really, you're electing the entire package: president, vice president, AND the cabinet.
That's what Joe means by not having a President anymore. In reality, the President is already a group of people, and I don't mean their cabinet but is a group of advisors and aides. What Joe wants to mean is that we should know each of those people before we elect the President.
>>82086773
BASIC UNIVERSAL INCOME
>>82086885
what a disgusting piece of shit
>>82086885
>eating onions
i wish this meme would end already
>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
>>82086885
Liver with onions is pretty good, always looks disgusting though.
>>82086953
What do you have against onions anon?
>>82086953
>Onions are actually reeeally good for your digestive system, bro.
weird man i am thinking about growing all the time i always was interested in it you know i looked it up on the internet and i'm obssessed growing up is it happening adult men. you know the journey. anyway i was also thinking do you have any cookies?
>>82086999
>eating the organ of an animal that filtered it's piss and secretes bile it's entire life
I'll never understand some people
>>82086953
shut the fuck up
>>82087045
Because it tastes good anon.
>>82087045
have you ever eaten beef liver?
why does everyone hate on rogan?
>>82087093
I've never eaten any liver on principal alone. Maybe a cow's asshole tastes good too, but I don't want to eat that either. I don't have any desire to put into my mouth a piss filter
>>82087119
What would you do if someone fed you liver without you knowing it was liver?
Daily reminder Joe Rogan is a cuck raising a half black daughter
>>82086396
>just a little sambal on there please I don't like it too hot
>i gotchu senpai
>>82086983
>improper spacing
Delete the post and try it again next thread. You disgrace yourself
>>82087162
I'd feel pretty gross probably for having that shit in my body. If I enjoyed it well I enjoyed it, but I'm not going to seek it out
>>82084080
link?
>>82086885
onions look a little undercooked
probably tastes amazing though
>>82087276
>t. fastfood eating doublenigger
>spiritual ruse
>can't shut the fuck up about drugs and isolation tanks
>>82087004
why do people fill glasses all the way to the brim for fucks sake man he even spilled some over
>>82087359
t. shakes mcgee
>>82086042
>why do i have shoulder pain?!?!
he doesn't get it
>>82087395
I wonder if he gets paid for shilling his buddy's sauce.
>>82087359
because that drink does stuff to him
>>82087395
looks pretty tasty t_b_h
>>82087493
kek
>>82087395
Not a bad idea
>>82087313
It was the first 10 mins of this show >>82083961
>>82087474
that's just hollywood mindset
everybody shills for their friends, karma mentality
this guest is so fucking dumb
>>82087347
I learned to despise those hippies more and more. For all the drugs they have taken they are still just shallow and if you asked them what they learned from their experience they either can't even remember or say some shit like, the great dragon spirit told me to not be a cunt. Never ever they come up with something productive or concrete. If you meet the fucking machine elves next time ask for a blue print or a fucking math formula. Something but no. I also remember Mccenna cooking up some stupid 2012 theory where time stops or whatever. It's all bullshit. All of it. And when they talk about meditation they crap like, lol just take drugs, it's totally the same. Yeah right.
he really hams up the whole
DUDE NO ONE CAN EVER BE HAPPY WORKING 9-5 LIKE A REGULAR GUY ITS NOT NATURAL thing the last couple weeks
>>82087680
9-5 jobs are alright as long as you don't do actual work for the entire 8 hours every day.
Not taking breaks is unnatural and leads to lower performance
>>82087680
Question. How would society look like if it was made up entirely by Joe Rogans.
>>82087617
Joe freezes up whenever people try to discuss real world shit that might benefit you. Sam Harris was talking about meditation and separating yourself from pain and suffering for like 5 minutes, then Joe just immediately changed the subject abruptly. He likes to talk more about unproven BS that's so deep bro. Yeah man I smoked mushrooms and met god then I realized all this shit is bullshit man it's all ego. All the scientists "blow his mind" and he just stares at them with ridiculous faces
>>82087760
See ya
2 hours podcast
dan doty confirmed 1 dimensional
>>82087772
joe lost the ability to listen to others when he got rid of redban
>>82087772
Even Sam Harris is full of shit I think. The guy still raging at his twitter account all the time but he acts like he's some wise fucking mountain sage. In reality he's just some dude shilling a meditation app and whatever book he has written that month. Fuck em, fuck em up the ass.
>>82087680
like when Cam Hanes was talking about still working his 9-5 and Joe berates him being a wagecuck in front of Eastwood? like right after Rogan and Scott were talking about buying a Ford GT and he's like "maybe if I used my life earnings"
did the same shit with Shaub and Bravo
>Joe and Shaub talking high dollar cars
>Bravo mentions rocking the minivan
>BUT BRO, YOU WOULDNT HAVE TO HAVE JUST THAT MINIVAN IF WE JUST HAD BASIC. UNIVERSAL. INCOME.
>>82087760
a butchered mess of basic income and mushrooms
>>82087846
I don't like Sam Harris but that moment he was talking about something I thought was interesting and Joe just immediately changed the subject and didn't add anything. Just wanted to talk about his float tank
>>82087846
>The guy still raging at his twitter account all the time but he acts like he's some wise fucking mountain sage
holy fucking shit this
had this literal thought when he got into it with Hannibal Burress on Josh Zepp's podcast.
He fucking tailors every word that comes out of his mouth to sound a thousand times more articulate than the point he's trying to make. We get it dude, you're a neuroscientist, but stop being so fucking up your own ass.
>>82087875
With basic universal income everybody drive the new dodge demon though inbetween recording podcasts.
>>82087219
>kid has joe's eyes
>Joe Rogan is a cuck raising a half black daughter
daily reminder; this thread kills the bitter NEET
>tfw didnt look into it
im sorry, Eddie
>>82087772
Joe is convinced that he can 'know', as are many others
He brute forced fame, and he brute forced strength, but emotional and spiritual knowledge eludes him. He thinks if he does enough 'reps' he's going to get it at some point.
>>82087970
god i fucking hate his voice, it's like he tries to make it sound as obnoxiously pretentious as possible
>>82087954
he does that with every guest
based man
Will Redban ever return?
>>82087954
Fair enough. Personally I think Joe Rogan just created a sweet gig where he play acts a carricature of himself in public. He's an actor playing Joe Rogan playing Joe Rogan. Can't describe it.
That doctor guy from the Shrimp Parade did arcticulate something about that hollywood scene can't find it though. Rogan stopped having him on too when he got a little honest with him. It's all a mirage.
>>82088104
>ywn have a family and kids
Have to ask for a quick rundown on Joe Rogan fans (never listened and I just know that the dude is part of MMA or some shit)
Why is it that every Joe Rogan fan I've come across and talked to (around 3 or 4) is either:
>r9k tier people who are in a long distance relationship and can't shut up for a second about being ''alpha males''
>ultra right wingers who are always talking about rapefugees, race, videogames and other fads, but can't seem to hold a conversation about anything, literally, that's not that.
>/pol/ users
What is it about Joe that attracts these kinds of people?
>>82088104
>that state of that girls jaw
>>82087772
>>82088060
some of you guys are fucking weird man.
youre making up extremes, which are obviously not true and then you agree with some other guy who says the exact opposite of what youre trying to say.
why do you even listen if you feel the need to pretend everything he and every guest says is stupid, obvious and pretentious at the same time?
Not even talking about just you two nerds, lotta posts are off man. I dont get how you can seriously do the "im so much better, smarter and more interesting than rogan and his guests" thing without realizing how obviously your ejust trying to make yourself look better on an anonymous anime forum
but im probably just on shrooms in my isolation tank and cant see the flaws you smart people see
How does Eddie explain polar night and polar day?
gotta pay for that (((new studio))) so they be all """"""""respectable""""""""" and shit so they get bigger guests andbecome competitors with late night shit
>>82088283
how can you listen to someone and not have an opinion on what you are experiencing
>>82088301
CGI laser show.
>>82088327
my opinion on someone, or something, that probably is over 2k hours of conversation and information certainly isnt "he cant discuss real life stuff like meditation"
>>82088104
is a big (even if only muscular) gut inevitable with age or did he took HGH?
>>82088203
pls respond
>>82088203
>>82088687
entirely true. there is not a single person who does not fit in those 3 categories.
his podcast is best for people that have long commutes or lonely people that don't interact with other humans
>>82088719
I dont want you to tell me that what I am saying is true.
I want to know why, why Rogan of all people? Is it because ''muh manly macho man that does MMA''?
*sucks your dick*
>>82088758
what youre saying is true.
>>82088797
FUCK YOU YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU
>:^(
>>82086042
He'll fuck his wrists doing that man.
>>82088203
he is extremely open minded to not-so-popular viewpoints
>>82088728
>tfw 1.5 hour drive to and from work each day
Thanks Joe.
Also who you guys think will be on ep. 9999?
>>82090000
Moot
>>82086141
that looks nasty, just a pile of fat
>>82089533
>>82090000
>>82090233
wew lads I like where this thread is going
>>82088322
i don't get the whole new studio thing
he said he wants it to be outside with a fucking bon fire and shit, sounds retarded.
>>82087359
because he's always stoned as fuck
>>82088203
this has got to be the worst description of jre fans ive ever heard someone describe.
joe rogan attracts mma fans, fans of standup, DUDE WEED types, conspiracy theorists.
>>82085645
joe rogan's wife looks like a tranny
>>82090513
she got that neanderthal brow
>>82088283
>and cant see the flaws you smart people see
Hit the nail on the head. You are dumber than people who question and poke fun at the kind of new age rubbish Rogan is peddaling. Most people here watch him because he's entertaining, much like a midget clown is entertaining. Taking an iota of his muddled world view seriously is confirmation that you are an idiot and your opinion is worth dirt compared to other anon's in this thread. So pipe down, dummy.