>"I beat you because I wanted to FUCK you, Bevvie, that's

>>82059442
>yfw he won't even say nigger

>Stephen King was a connoisseur of puffy vaginas before they were know by 4chan

a true

Was this actually in the book?

>>82059836
Sounds like your avergae Stephen King plot twist desu. I only really like his short stories, which are p good.

>>82059836
yes

Go to sleep Swaglord

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>Shadman will deliver the orgy scene after the movie comes out

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>>82060053
>>82060019
King is a fucking pedophile. Normal people don't think of this shit. Good taste though.

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>>82060226
nonsense, does THIS look like a pedo to you? I dont think so buddy

>>82059442
Why did you feel the need to make a second thread?

>>82060450
Because they float Georgie, THEY FLOAT.

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>>82059442
(((It)))

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>>82060450

>>82060403
>>82060226
He's against any sort of child abuse. No drug abuse on the other hand. Well. Read his story about the super long finger coming out his bathroom drain.

>John Oliver gets a Cameo

>>82060193

>waiting for a bad artist to do with a marginally better artist already did
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=51424855

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>>82060717
>Fat kid kept tastefully hidden
>Black kid the only one whose dick isn't touching Bev

BEEP BEEP RICHIE

>>82060558
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

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>>82059442
>mfw /our guy/ Tom Rogan kept giving her whuppin's for being a slut

someone had to do it

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>>82061282
Would it be sweeter being Bev or Tom in that relationship? Bev's orgasms sounded really intense and frequent.

>>82060558
Who the hell do you think you are? Who the hell do you think you are?! You any kind of artist? Anybody know who you are?! Maybe everybody else wants to enjoy the peace and quiet! This is one of the most important places in all of North America, who are you?! WHO ARE YOU?! You miserable, presumptuous no talent. You're no artist. An artist respects the silence, it serves the foundation of creativity. You OBVIOUSLY don't have the talent. You don't have enough respect for yourself or other people OR what it is to express yourself, in music, or ANY OTHER form of creativity. And I'm an NYU Film School graduate, SUCKA. At the school of visual arts and the Academy of Art University San Fransico. YOU SUCK! You're a no talent! If you really had talent you'd go practice and then get yourself a gig, instead of ruining the end of the day for everybody down here. You DISGRACE! You are everything that's gone wrong in this world. You're a self-consumed, NO TALENT, MEDIOCRE piece of SHIT, and I've earned my right to say it. OKAY? I walked Bob Dylan up on stage, who the fuck are you? I knew The Grateful Dead from 1966, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? You're nothing! YOU'RE NOTHING! You are nothing. And you will never be anything. NEVER. How dare you? How dare you?! You miserable, mediocre nothing. Shame on you. You crack that stupid little smile, you pimp. Go learn to play. Go learn to play. You're FLAT. You can't even carry a fucking note. I don't care about your little horn-lip. It doesn't mean that you know how to play. You're FLAT. I'm trained CLASSICALLY, I'm trained contemporaneously, you suck.

>>82061783
Bev for me

>>82060717

>hey, sign up here with your Facebook to see some questionable drawings of underage kids

>>82060226
Eh, he's not the first and not the last writer who shocks readers. There's a lot more unexpected stuff like this in his books, not necessarily sexual.

>suddenly a window pops up on your screen
>it's Pennywise looking at you and smiling wide
>your mouse and keyboard don't react and pulling the plug wouldn't do anything
>"hello there anon! do you want to meet your waifu? see the films you always wanted to see? you'd like that, wouldn't you? ha! of course you would! come with me and you will get all that and more. just reach into your screen and I'll take you to this wonderful place."

What Pennywise doesn't know is that you know about him and his schtick. What do you do?

>>82063618
>What Pennywise doesn't know is that you know about him and his schtick.
That doesn't matter. He can just as easily kill me.

>>82063662
Nonsense. In the book whenever someone didn't fall for his shit or there was a moment where they weren't afraid It would recoil and look irritated.

>>82063618

I think I would be more scared at the possibility that I've somehow been transported to Maine than Pennywise popping up on my computer

>>82059442
Boy, Stephen King really knocked some neurons loose with all that cocaine. Does anybody have the book handy for that Henry Bower quote where King wrote out in all caps a single word like "NIGGERJUNGLEBUNNYAPEMANCOON"?

>>82063700
No it wouldn't

>>82063849
So you never read the book, got it.

>Pennywise takes form of Paul Bunyan and intimidates Richie
>Richie makes one of his funny voices
>Paul recoils

Read the fucking book your scrub.

>>82063618
>put on a fake smile, say sure and reach into screen
>he grabs my arm and his face turns into monster clown mode as he roarlaughs
>I reach into the screen with my other arm and grab his grabbing arm
>"your games don't work on me Pennywise. you are mine now bitch"
he'd be disturbed and maybe even distressed not only by me not showing fear but also knowing his name
>pull him towards me and bash my head into his face
>pummel him with my fists while I insult him and his faggy outfit and his retarded tricks
>he gets weaker and weaker and after some time I just completely slip into my screen where I knock him down and kneel over him, pushing my thumbs into his eyes
>"you didn't expect this turn of events, did you bob?" I say as I push my thumbs deep into his brain and pull outward, trying to split his head
>his head cracks open but since he can't die he's still fully there and panicky
>I roll him over on his stomach and rip his clown suit off his ass
>"just so you know, I'm going in dry"
>I assrape Pennywise as he tries to assume every possible form to scare me but his tricks leave me cold
>I fill his asshole with my cum and tell him to fuck off unless he wants another round
>he hurries away in shock and shame
>"see you in 27 years bozo!"

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>>82059442
Stephen King everybody

Pennywise is female.

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>"I'll Fuck you all! Ha-ha! I'll lock you up in the sewers and then I'll Fuck you all! I'm every nightmare you ever had! I am your wet dream come true! I'm everything you ever were turned on by!
You guys weren't lying about the kiddy diddling undertones

>>82063618
Recite the Bene gessarit litany against fear.

This new Pennywise has to be the scariest movie monster we've seen in years. Literally years. There's two scenes in this movie that absolutely sent shivers down my spine. First when Pennywise possesses the slideshow and we finally get to see his very creepy and mental face in the final scene. What a build-up! I nearly pissed myself.

The other one is in the basement, first we see the excellent performance by Georgie's actor. You'll float too never has sounded more epically scary. And then Pennywise rises from the waters. I jumped in my chair and still do when watching this. I can tell I will be on the edge of my seat in theatres this september.

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>>82063618
pennynigger cant do shit to you if you realize what his game is

his whole shtick is mind games, as shown in both the book and the movie, you can easily flip it against him and claim you have freezing breath, super strength and acid spit and start destroying the fucker

>>82059442
King was the original pussy poster

>>82060717
>DeStijl
I'd actually rate shad above him. His style really turns me off.

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>>82059442
>Tfw King got V& literally

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>>82059442
>>82064682
what the fuck is wrong with that guy

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>>82060226
Daily reminder Stephen King killed the guy who ran him over

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>>82059442

Female to Male trannies all have lightbulb shaped heads like this.

>>82066907
Meta as fuck

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>>82066907
So he gave the guy money for something they guy didn't want any more, then destroyed the thing he now owned and had paid for, and then did the literary equivalent of drawing an unflattering doodle of someone you don't like
Wow he really got that guy good, I bet Bryan Smith was smarting after that

>>82067359
No. The guy was literally found dead of mysterious causes just a short time later. Look it up. No cause of death was ever found.

>>82067385
Creepy

>>82067385
King probably found a real life Annie Wilkes and sicked her on the guy.

>>82064464
>he'd be disturbed
OOO AH AH AH AH!

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>>82066907
Stephen King also murdered John Lennon

http://lennonmurdertruth.com/

>>82069947

He couldn't have looked more like a kiddy fiddler if he had tried.

>>82065990
>you can easily flip it against him and claim you have freezing breath, super strength and acid spit and start destroying the fucker
If you believe in this, yes. But you're an adult, you skeptical, you know you have no freezing breath and super strength and thus you are helpless against him.

>>82066907
>On King's 53rd birthday – 21 September 2000 – Smith was discovered dead in his trailer in Brownfield, Maine. The cause of Smith's death was listed as an accidental overdose of the painkiller fentanyl, according to toxicology reports.
Hmmmmm makes you think

I'm reading The Gunslinger right now and I get this weird vibe from the way King writes about Jake. I think Roland wants to fuck him

Don't you want IT?

>>82060226
He's a writer, anon. If you are unable to temp get yourself into the headspace of your characters and how they might think, you're likely a very shitty writer.

>>82070296
i knew it

>>82059442
https://youtu.be/QhmPzHZvNfo?t=44s

Go to 44s it's my reaction to this thread

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you plebs know nothing of true literary kino

>>82060226
what makes me laugh is he said plump vagina in a context that a man should be disgusted because it's predatory to a really young girl but here we get turned on by it

>>82071088
Hello smegma hows shilling your shit book going?

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