HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It was a lot of fun. it's pretty much exactly what you'd expect it to be. I've seen a lot of people say it's pointless because it doesn't add to the universe or something but seriously who cares about that.

>>82032511
t. shill

>>82032511
>JUST TURN OFF UR BRAIN BRO XD

How does it feel to know your gay little world is slowly crashing down

>>82032544
t. DCfag

>>82032084
Stop watching capeshit

>>82032511
>THE MARVEL CINEMATIC IS DEEP AND INTERCONNECTED

>>82032511
>who cares about a movie actually having a purpose
>just enjoy the cash grab bro, it's just a movie

LMAO

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>>82032084
What did you do Gunn?

WHAT DID YOU DO

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Where does it stack up in comparison to the other MCU films?

>>82032708
Are there real product placements in the film?

>>82032084
P-POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

>>82032730
There's a glaring Dairy Queen one but that's the only one I can think of off the top of my head.

>>82032084

Like so much of modern media, entertaining yet ultimately disposable.

Are people finally waking up to the (((marvel))) meme?

>>82032511
and then those same people will say they hated Age of Ultron because of things like the Thor pool scene.

People don't know what the fuck they want.

>>82032626
Like, you can hate DC stuff all you want, but don't kid yourself that there are people in the press that shill for DC.

>>82032773
Just means DC movies have no chance now.

>>82032084
Marvel bloat makes billions.
Disney is probably already celebrating for another extremely profitable capeshit.

>>82032730
Zune, Sony

>>82032797
Sounds like you're the one fooling yourself, kid.

>>82032084
I loved it. I literally cannot say that about any DC movie. DC bros have entered into self parody.

>Believing what someone named (((Edelstein))) says

>>82032511
>it's pointless because it doesn't add to the universe or something but seriously who cares about that

YOU should. YOU should you fucking drone.

>>82032729
>10/10
>9/10
1. 2008 Iron Man
>8/10
2. 2012 The Avengers
3. 2016 Doctor Strange
>7/10
4. 2014 Guardians of the Galaxy
5. 2014 Captain America: The Winter Soldier
6. 2008 The Incredible Hulk
7. 2011 Thor
8. 2015 Avengers: Age of Ultron
>6/10
9. 2016 Captain America: Civil War
10. 2015 Ant-Man
11. 2013 Iron Man 3
>5/10
12. 2011 Captain America: The First Avenger
13. 2017 Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
>4/10
>3/10
14. 2010 Iron Man 2
>2/10
15. 2013 Thor: The Dark World
>1/10
>0/10

>>82032887
DCuck tears are delicious.

>>82032827
Show me one review where the author in OP's pic shilled for a DC movie. I'll wait.

>This is the film equivalent of when your uncle walks into the room with a Sonic Youth t-shirt on, and then under bemused interrogation, he admits to having no idea they were even a band - he just likes the design

>>82032511
GotG pretty much destroyed the 'lore' of the MCU anyway, in a massive galaxy with hundreds of different civilised planets and species why does everything happen on earth?

>>82032887
just because it's a stand alone movie and doesn't have a shoehorned scene to connect it to the other marvel movies doesn't mean everyone should be upset.

It's ironic you're calling him a drone when you're the one wanting some stupid connection to the MCU.

>>82032998
How about all of them, including your retarded DC posting?

>>82033001
I....what?

>>82033018

the same reason why its the exact same way in the comics.

"because."

>>82033018
>why does everything happen on earth?
only an autistic retard would ask this. Everything doesn't just happen on earth. Most of the stories told happen to humans living on earth.

>>82032084
This would be considered a fresh review on rotten tomatoes. That fuck site needs to be shut down

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>>82033048
>can't prove me wrong

>>82033019
>It's ironic you're calling him a drone when you're the one wanting some stupid connection to the MCU.
>it's drone-like to want more, rather than just clap along to anything with a MARVEL stamp on it
Different anon but do you guys actually listen to yourselves?

>Even the things people liked about the first movie get exaggerated until it's not cute anymore. Since everyone loved the blacklight joke, there are now constant sex jokes. Everyone loved Baby Groot in one scene, so now he's in the whole movie.

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>>82033077
Wrong.
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/critic/david-edelstein/movies

>>82033080
You haven't proven me wrong, shill.

the marvel cinematic universe was a mistake

>>82033082
>wanting more
my understanding is that the movie is trying to be its own thing, to not be forced into being a glorified trailer for Avengers 3: Infinity wars part 1 of 2, coming soon. It sounds like that faggot anon would have been happier if there was a random scene of iron man taking a dump in his suit.

It is very drone like to cry about a marvel movie not having a connection to the marvel universe.

>At its worst, it comes across like a vulgar birthday party hosted by an indulgent billionaire for a hard-to-please stepchild

>>82033107
>Everyone loved Baby Groot in one scene, so now he's in the whole movie.
Well, yes? That's the character now.

>>82032730
yes

but they're talking about advertising the next marvel movie

>>82033143
see >>82033140
Still waiting.

>>82033183
>It is very drone like to cry about a marvel movie not having a connection to the marvel universe.
I really don't think I'd use the word "drone" there. Autist maybe.
But a "drone" gobbles it up and asks for more, no matter what. A drone is mindless and obedient. A drone doesn't complain that their Marvel product wasn't good enough, they say thankyou and politely open their mouth for more.

It isn't drone-like for a Marvelfag to bitch that their Marvel movie was shit. I'd argue that's quite the opposite of drone-like.

>>82032654
It's not even an extended universe anymore, just an extended cast. They've added space and wizards and all sorts of shit and none of it is used outside of it's respective movie.

I mean eventually even normies got bored of call of duty, it's bound to happen sooner or later for marvel releasing the same movie twice a year

>>82032939
I'm a Marvel fan, dickhead. I don't know what the fuck you are.

>>82033258
Wrong again fag.

>>82033140
> David (((Edelstein)))

>>82033048
>the author in OP's pic shilled for all DC movies
Edilstein's rotten ratings for Suicide Squad and Batman v Superman can be found here: https://www.rottentomatoes.com/critic/david-edelstein/movies?page=2.
His rotten rating for Man of Steel can be found here https://www.rottentomatoes.com/critic/david-edelstein/movies?page=9.
That really didn't take long to find.
Genuinely curious to know whether you're a lying sack of shit or just a complete fucking retard. It's obviously one or the other. Wonder if it's both.

>>82033156
This.

Fatigue is settling in. Have to admire their sheer balls, stupidity, or both, in thinking they could do this shit for like 3 fucking decades.

DC is trying to do this shit too, which is fucking hilarious.

>>82033348
Good thing I'm not wrong or else i would be worried.

Turning Groot into a minion should be a hangable offence

>>82033402
> Fatigue is settling in

Have you ever left /tv/? Normies are eating this shit up more than ever, same with Star Wars.

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>>82033402
>DC fails
>Tries to be more like Marvel
>People turn on Marvel
>DC fails again because they are like Marvel now

>>82033419

You're too retarded to know better. You should remove yourself from the gene pool now, thanks.

>>82032511
I thought the problem was less that it contributed to the "universe" and more that it didn't really have a plot and that most of the characters barely did anything

>>82032918
Actually a really good list. I'd swap 2012 Avengers and 2014 GotG, though.

>>82033483
You know your claim was flat-out rebuffed with evidence back here >>82033384 , right?
You said that guy shilled for all of DC's films, and he hasn't shilled for a single one.
I don't understand how you think anything you say can be taken seriously at this point.

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>>82032511

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>>82032084
IT'S HAPPENING
THE TABLES ARE TURNING

>>82033467
>DC fails
only in your deluded mind

>>82033467

Serves them right for doing BvS.

>>82033544
Eh, depends on what their goal was.
If it was to make a profit on some movies, they did fine.
If it was to become a serious competitor to Marvel Studios, they failed colossally.

>>82033019
Or you could, you know, craft a narrative that ties it all together in such a way that your stories don't start coming across as weak, cynical cash grabs with all the "nutritional value" of a goddam Happy Meal.

>>82032511
>movies can just be another cash grab with no substance and a bunch of quips

>>82033544
Sup DC shill.

>>82032084
>charm of the original

are people really this stupid? I guarantee vol. 2 is not any worse than the steaming pile of shit that was GOTG1

>>82033569
>with all the "nutritional value" of a goddam Happy Meal.
I don't eat movies though.

>>82033581
>it's a /tv/-hasn't-seen-it-but-is-going-to-insist-they-know-how-good-it-is episode
Well, me personally, I haven't seen it yet, but I love this film.

>>82032918
>10/10
>9/10
>8/10
Iron Man
>7/10
Doctor Strange
The Incredible Hulk
Thor
>6/10
The Avengers
Captain America: The First Avenger
>5/10
Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
>4/10
Thor: The Dark World
Iron Man 2
Iron Man 3
Avengers: Age of Ultron
>3/10
>2/10
Guardians of the Galaxy
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
>1/10
>0/10

>>82032857
tis

>ITT: DC fags still mad they can't measure up

>>82032811
>Zune
Is it possible to have product placement for a defunct product?

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normies are waking up

>>82033777
Nah, it's legitimately inferior to most of the other MCU films.

>>82033777
what does that even mean?

capeshit pls die

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GotG3 was suppose to be the shit one

>>82033800
>peak COMERCIALISM form

not quality idiot. that's exactly the point, hence "five" post credit scenes.

>>82033800

Sorry DC shill, you're wrong.

>>82033894
ah, so it's not shit, just pushing more of marvel's stuff?

and from what I've heard, the post credit scenes push more GotG, not more marvel.

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Can someone please make a website where you compile the RT score but negate the reviews of critics who gave Ghostbusters a positive review? That movie serves as the shill control imo.

>>82032918
Its pretty fucking sad you actually saw all these movies and even thought about them for long enough to rate them in order. This is nu/tv/, though, so I should have not expected anything more.

>>82033587
You don't do metaphor either, apparently. Not a huge shock.

>>82032084
If Marvel is now doing bad then DC doesn't stand a chance.

>8/10
Iron Man 1
Captain America 1
>0/10
The rest

When will normies get sick of capeshit? I am so tired of this garbage constantly being in the theaters.

>>82034380
Been going strong for 17 years. It won't stop.

>>82034387
At least 10-15 years ago we had like 1 superman or batman movie a year, now 6/10 showings on any given night are capeshit year round. It's nauseating.

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>>82034230
>Board about TV and film discussion
>'I can't believe you actually sit down and watch films'

>>82034387
Try thirty, with a brief respite mid-90s. Very brief.

>>82034281
>Oscar for makeup
>thinking that's something to be proud of

Keep up your Hot Topic memes bro!

>>82034335
>captain america 1
>good by any metric
what

>>82034477
plebeian

>>82034205
>he's still THAT butthurt over ghostbreasts

>>82032511
>I've seen a lot of people say it's pointless because it doesn't add to the universe or something but seriously who cares about that.

But it is the complete opposite. A significant chunk of the movie is just information dumping to explain power levels and celestials. Those huge doses of exposition where Kurt Russell is explaining everything about the movie and half the universe. Then you have huge story parts designed only to push sequels and other shit like Adam Warlock, Original GotG (Stallone & Co.).
The pacing was fucked because the last act ends up merging with the 2nd so it drags on, then they follow it with the adverts for future movies.

I did like the use of colour in the movie though, the first movie ends up being very purple but this one actually had some nice usage. The red scene between Nebula and Gamora. I also think they fucked up by killing off Ego and Yondu, sure the Father arc was nice but it ruined two good characters and essentially gimped Peter Quill.

Half this movie seemed like a setup for the audience to understand that all the characters are replaceable. With the entire cast of this movie replaceable with Stallone and Co.

>>82034464
Marvel has factory-lined out better than a dozen movies without managing to get a single award in any of the categories that are usually gimme's for sci-fi/fantasy action. One of those categories is, say it with me, makeup.

Speaks volumes.

>>82032918
>Ranking winter soldier and iron man 3 lower than doctor reddit
Please stop

>>82034248
pretty shit "metaphor" tbqh

>>82034550

It's sad that you'd support Jared Leto.

>>82034588
>doesn't get a metaphor
>has it explained
>"well it's shit."

MCUcks. Not even once.

>>82034629
I got the "metaphor" that you didn't explain. It's still shit.

>>82034629
DCtards, forever autistic

>>82033467
DC is failing in my mind because they aren't doing their own thing. They've fucked it because it is just the Snyder universe, the guy who missed the entire point of the Watchmen and is a one trick pony.

Like why the fuck did DC hand over their entire franchise to the guy who made Sucker Punch right after he made it.

>>82034496
>enjoying marvel plebshit
>plebeian
now this is bait

>>82032609
>turning on your brain for watching any of these superhero/retarded movies.

Kys my man.

>>82034442
You didn't list a single film. At most, they were all flicks.

So another year without oscars ;__;

>all this autism over comic book films
/tv/, you're a fucking comedy goldmine.

>>82034749
don't worry, they have billions to wipe their tears with

>>82034701
They're doing their own thing, though. They're embracing their lore from the get-go instead of trying to retcon it back in in ways that make no fucking sense, and they've managed to already lay the groundwork for it in 3 movies. 4 counting Wonder Woman.

>>82032729
>yfw Thor Resets the score to 8/10

>>82034887
>They're doing their own thing, though.
they're really not, though.

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>>82032918
>8/10

>>82033156
>this many billions later
>over a decade of successful films
>not even accounting for merchandising

A mistake?

>>82034934
They're approaching their universe like what sci-fi/fantasy normally does - like it's pre-existent. Marvel jettisoned a lot in the early stages for mass appeal, and now they're trying to retcon it back in.

Think I'm kidding? Try to imagine a scenario where Sorcerers like the Ancient One, who by their own words are guarding against extradimensional incursions, aren't at all interested in the Jotunn/Asgardian incursion that left behind one of the most powerful objects in all existence, you know - like the one they're guarding already?

>>82034538
He's not wrong tho

>87%
>will make at least 850 millions
Keep crying cucks, but save some tears for when Wonder Jew bombs and gets universally panned

>>82033544
I feel so bad for DCucks who, after watching objectively bad, bland, boring, misguided, or simply lame movies, they fall back on it's box office to justify that they're great to themselves.

Has a DC fan ever watched a DC movie?

>>82035031
They paid 4 billions and each movid makes less than 200 millions in profit. Do the math

>>82032084
THAT'S A FAKE LAUGH

>marvel movie is shit
>b-but DC!
Why are oscarlets so pathetic?

Literally who?

>>82034887
They have to have a pre-established world because they're playing catch up. They aren't doing their own thing in any of their designs, they were trying to go for a "realistic, grounded" world but it just comes out so fucking cumbersome because of the hackney writing. They clearly wanted to do a dark universe but they fucked up the moment they hired Snyder because he is a hack. He flooded their entire universe with shit and now it is essentially untouchable.

Any smart director and actor would avoid DC like the plague. Mainly due to the variety that Marvel is offering, give it a couple years and there will be a gritty style Marvel movie that DC wish they established, we saw the foundations with Logan and that the market exists with Deadpool.

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>>82032084
>Edelstein

>>82033495
I unironically think I might love this.

Marvel bubble is going to burst soon, I can see Disney liquefying the entire comic line since they aren't selling as well these days. After a couple more flops like Guardians 2 I wonder how they'd exploit something like Stan Lee's death to normies?

It's either Disney killing Stan and making it look like he died of natural causes or crossing over with Star Wars that will get the failed numbers up. Which one do you think it'll be?

>>82032708
See, this is biased. This is looking to be overly critical and a dick about something and thinking of the fucking company that produced it and their ulterior motives instead of genuinely enjoying a movie for what it is; which critics can't do because they're subhuman dicks and just need to grab onto something to be an asshole about because they don't know how to have fun. This has been common knowledge since like the fucking 80s, why have people suddenly started caring again about what they have to say?

Sounds like it's better than the first then.

>>82035217
That's why marvel has to hire directors from Arrested Development right?

>>82035275
The Force Tree in TLJ will be the same tree as the one in AVATAR. Mark my words.

>>82035300
>t-they are biased
Yes, pro Marvel. The movie is THAT bad

>everyone is obsessed about ratings and critics' opinions
>nobody talks about the movie itself

>>82032084
(((((((((Edelstein))))))))))

>>82035458
>movie discussion
>on /tv/
kek

>>82035217
>they were trying to go for a "realistic, grounded" world

No they weren't. They were giving us a world where myth and magic had gone to sleep. I have a good feeling that Wonder Woman's film is going to start answering why it happened, and that it's going to continue on over into Justice League.

Nolan gave a "grounded, realistic " world. Snyder gave us a world that seemed similar to it and is slowly revealing it has a secret history, sort of like the comic book "Planetary,"

>>82035062
>and now they're trying to retcon it back in.
they;re really not

>They're approaching their universe like what sci-fi/fantasy normally does - like it's pre-existent.
they're doing pretty much exactly what marvel is doing: it pre existed but with the intro of one superhero, they all come to light. Darkseid or whoever is coming is literally the explanation given in avengers. Wonderwoman is pretty much dr strange/thor/antman/etc.

>>82035591
>No they weren't. They were giving us a world where myth and magic had gone to sleep.
please, kill yourself.

>>82035609
Why didn't the Ancient One and the other sorcerers know about the tesseract or the Jotunn invasion? Think that'll ever be explained? I wouldn't hold my breath.

>>82035641
Suck a dick. Oh wait. You already are.

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>>82032084
>No...i am in control!

>>82035318
They hired the Russo brothers because they aligned perfectly with their Reddit interests, just like Arrested Development and Community does.

>>82035591
They did go for a more realistic grounded world in comparison to marvel while going full edgedark mode. By saying plot points like "they are giving up a world where myth and magic had gone to sleep" isn't talking about the overall design choices. They went grimdark because Marvel went colourful and flashy.

>>82032084
(((Edelstein)))

But it really doesnt add up

>>82035794
(((Disney)))

These dumbasses liked Doctor Strange.

>Critics

>>82035668
do you need a scene showing them that they knew about it to appease your autism? Does it need to be explained? Don't they just deal with mystic shit?

>>82035701
ouch, good one. You really got me.

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>>82035135

>>82035320

Avatar, Star Wars and Marvel will soon be collected into the same universe. The tree is the nucleus holding them together. Think of it as an Aleph.

Anyone else going to dread the virtue signalling when Stan dies? Just imagine, people who have never picked up a comic book by him will be doing reaction views expressing their phony grief.

>>82032511
>movie
>fun
Were you watching it on a roller coaster or something? How can sitting in the dark watching a movie be fun? Enjoyable or entertaining sure, but fun?

>>82032084
Dubs and the Han Solo movie will be despised by all

>>82033667
great list
I'd put winter soldier in 7/10 and Thor in 6/10 though, then we'd be good

>>82035824
Doctor Strange was good though

>>82035861
Now add marketing and detract what the theaters get. They are barely over half the investment friend

>>82034477
You shut your whore mouth. Cap 1 is fantastic.

It's upbeat and hopeful without being quippy, it had a complete story with good characters, and probably the best musical score of any of the MCU movies.

Joe Johnston gave us exactly what we needed for Cap's origin story.

>>82036070
And then add merchandising and tell me where they went wrong

>>82036092
It was my Fav Cap too

>>82036100
>tell me where they went wrong
They were wrong buying a shitty franchise and milking it dry making the same movie over and over. They fucked up Iron Man 2 and made nothing but shit since then

They'll get the monye back someday, but it will be with toys and not with extended toy commercials. Hope you liked Minion Groot, it won't be the last toy character

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>>82034745
I didnt make the original list bro, just calling you out for being a retard.

>>82034230
Are you legitimately stating that to see and think about the most financially successful film franchise of all time is somehow a new concept to /tv/, a board which has always been about seeing and discussing film?

>>82034745
>tv used to be good but now its nu-tv cancer
>flicks are legitimately different from films

>>82034823
>all films based on a specific medium are somehow the same
And Jaws, The Godfather and The Princess Bride are just some of those book-films, amirite?

>>82036587
>amirite?
They're good ones, at least, I'll give you that.

>>82034230
>its pretty fucking sad that you actually thought about the movies you watched

>>82034538

Not saying ghostbreasters

>>82032918
are you me?

>>82035945
no

>>82034745
Actually anon, you yourself referred to them as movies. Please get your facts straight, it's very confusing for those of us trying to benefit from your wisdom.

>>82034974
I actually liked Dr Strange. probably top 3 MCU, not that that's saying a lot.

>>82034910
Sure, if you're a complete hack with no integrity.
At least critics on RT have their scores frozen there permanently. No back-pedalling later.

>movie opens with Mr Blue Sky
Confirmed Kino.

>>82034556
Winter Soldier I can understand.
Iron Man 3 better than Doctor Strange, though? Nah.

>>82034442
>capeshit are films

They're not. Maybe if you're 15.

>>82032918

>no Marvel shit in 2009

Kino year.

>>82036878
It's so weird cause Dr. Strange was just.... nothing. There was no substance to it but it wasn't awful. Eventually they'll just need a CGI version of a face and some minor voice work and they'll shit out a movie.

>>82036659
The fact he actually rated them all proves he's an obsessive and obese faggot and comic-dweller who probably thinks about movies 16 hours per day, it shows brain-damaging and worrying dedication to literally the lowest form of all visual entertainment.

>>82037101
Every time I watch a movie I rate it out of 10 on IMDb or out of 5 on RT, or both.
I honestly don't think it's as unusual as you seem to. Literally millions of people do the same.

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>>82037101
>it shows brain-damaging and worrying dedication to literally the lowest form of all visual entertainment.
That would be /tv/, not Marvel movies.

>>82032084
>(((edelstein)))

hmm what a coincidence

>>82037101
I don't know if anyone is in a position to judge whether they themselves are obsessive, but I'm certainly not obese and I don't really read comics outside of the staples.
I do think about movies quite a lot, yes.
If you consider movies to be the lowest form of visual entertainment, what are you doing on this board?

>>82035830
>do you need a scene showing them that they knew about it to appease your autism? Does it need to be explained? Don't they just deal with mystic shit?

>an artifact older than the Universe that grants its wielder completely mastery of space like the Time Gem grants mastery of time.

>mystics not interested in gathering it for safekeeping.

k.

>10/10
>9/10
1. 2014 Captain America: The Winter Soldier
>8/10
2. 2016 Doctor Strange
>7/10
3. 2014 Guardians of the Galaxy
4. 2015 Ant-Man
5. 2008 Iron Man
>6/10
6. 2011 Captain America: The First Avenger
7. 2013 Iron Man 3
8. 2008 The Incredible Hulk
>5/10
9. 2012 The Avengers
10. 2017 Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
11. 2016 Captain America: Civil War
>4/10
12. 2011 Thor
13. 2015 Avengers: Age of Ultron
>3/10
14. 2010 Iron Man 2
>2/10
15. 2013 Thor: The Dark World
>1/10
>0/10

>>82037244
>>mystics not interested in gathering it for safekeeping.
>k.
you're assuming they were capable of gathering it or knowing it was around.

>>82037153
This.

>>82037341
If HYDRA knew about it in the 20th century, I fail to see how an order of mystics around hundreds of years longer failed to know about it, especially considering those same mystics are self-professed guardians of this realm, keeping it safe from extra-dimensional incursions.

Sort of like Jotunns. And Asgardians.

You never notice, that the more hype a marvel movie gets, the worse it is.

>Good movies that just come out without much acknowledgement
Iron Man
Doctor Strange
Guardians of the Galaxy

>Piles of shit that made too much money
The Avengers
The other avengers
Civil War
Iron Man 3

>>82037097
I agree that the writing was lacking but I was more impressed with it in other respects.
The music was great (if a little too reminiscent of Star Trek, which was obviously the same guy) the sound was awesome, the visual effects were great. I liked everyone's performance except for Cumberbatch's accent.
I thought they pulled back the snappy dialogue enough to not be quite as irritating as other MCU films while still keeping it in line with their tone.
And I know we've memed the hell out of it but I unironically enjoyed the Dormammu-I've-come-to-bargain scene.
Also the costumes were awesome.

>>82037471
>>movies that came out without much acknowledgement
>Iron Man
>Doctor Strange
>Guardians of the Galaxy
Were you in a coma, or something?

>>82037229
>If you consider movies to be the lowest form of visual entertainment, what are you doing on this board?

I guess I should correct myself, the MARVEL/CAPESHIT GENERAL/MANCHILD FLICKS are the lowest forms of entertainment. I'm here to talk about such movies as the current Planet of the Apes franchise, off-the-radar goodies, classics, trying to find non-reddit show to watch etc. Fuck your Marlel, DC and Shit Wars.

>>82037566
>non-reddit show
What the fuck does that even mean?

>>82034540
>A significant chunk of the movie is just information dumping to explain power levels and celestials.
Well thats it then, im fucking sold. Based James Gunn.

>>82037471
First Guardian of the Galaxy was trash

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So now the super hero trend is dead, what's next for cinema?

>>82032084
>le funny baby groot xD
I FUCKING HATE IT. IT'S LITERALLY MINION TIER

>>82037566
Ah, I see. Well, I have no interest in the Apes franchise but I'm all for discussing classics. That's just not what this particular thread was made for.
Why don't you make a classics thread, and I'll come on over and join you for discussion? Throwing a tantrum over here seems to be a waste of your obvious intelligence.
Wouldn't you be better served actually starting a conversation you'd like to have than trawling through a Marvel thread to insult people for watching Marvel?

>>82034723
>watching any of these superhero/retarded movies
Not even that guy.

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>all of these movies are shit, theyre so focused on setup to other movies
remove that and people imminently start shitposting the exact opposite. Like clockwork.

>>82037681
They reference it, too.
At one point in this film Mantis says "it's so cute it makes me want to die", which is near-verbatim a line out of the first Despicable Me.
It's like Gunn was told he had to have Baby Groot as a minion so he put a little fuck-you in the script to acknowledge it.
Either that or it's his way of telling the audience that they'll take whatever the fuck he gives them and like it.

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>>82037686
Sometimes you just gotta go off, man.

>>82037468
they're not from extra-dimensions, they're from other worlds. Not their concern.

>>82037566
>I'm here to talk about such movies as the current Planet of the Apes franchise, off-the-radar goodies, classics
you know this isn't the only thread up /tv/ right?

>b-but marvel pays critics for good reviews??

>>82037816
if mussolini were black

>>82033018
In the comics Earth is special for a number of reasons.


First, it has an abnormal number of super-powered beings on account of genetic manipulation by celestials millenia ago.

Second, humans suck at space travel, so all those powerful beings stay on earth.

Third, there's like, magic and multiverse crap that seems to converge on earth for, you know, reasons.

>>82036070
>Now add marketing and detract what the theaters get. They are barely over half the investment friend

>thinking reported budgets are real
>thinking theaters get jackshit from Marvel movies
>thinking there's not a dozen more revenue streams spawning from the initial box office run.

>>82037101
>The fact he actually rated them all proves he's an obsessive

Do rating movies out of 10 really take that much mental energy for you?

>>82037101
>if you rate comic book movies after watching them you are obsessive, fat, brain-damaged, dedicated and read comics
nigga are you for real?

>>82037822
They're quite literally from another dimension,

>Asgard is a small, planetary body that serves as home to the Asgardians, a race of beings recognized on Earth by humans as the deities of their Norse mythology, such as Thor, and their ruler, Odin. It exists in another dimensional plane and is about the size of a small state.

http://marvelcinematicuniverse.wikia.com/wiki/Asgard

>>82032708
Where were these people in 2011?

>>82037969
>this delusion
LOL

So can we finally admit that "80 KIDZ" are worse than "90 KIDS" because we at least acknowledge how awful the latter is, while pretending that 80's weren't just as overrated and bad?

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>>82034701
How did he
>missed the entire point
of Watchmen again?

The Watchmen movie I saw was one of the closest adaptations from a book to a movie since Shawshank redemption. I did actually read the source material though so that could be the misunderstanding. Unless you're just going to shed tears for
>Muh squid monsters

BvS was a triumph. If you're going to make a movie about people with godlike abilities defending humanity from monsters and/or each other it should be fucking epic with score, themes, and imagery to match. That's why MoS and BvS were good. That's why Watchmen was good. That's why your argument is invalid.

>>82032785
This. GOTG2 is just as idiotic, bloated, unoriginal and ill-conceived as the first one, it's just that people suddenly chose to notice it this time.

>>82032918
Doctor Strange is literally "Ant-Man but with firework timelapse effec and the Inception building effect instead of shrinking". It should be a 6/10.

>>82038569
>BvS was a triumph
wew laddy

(((Edelstein)))

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>>82032084
What I liked about the original is that it doesn't feel like capeshit, it's just an action adventure sci-fi flick, and a better one than The Force Awakens at that

>>82032918
>>8/10
>2. 2012 The Avengers
>3. 2016 Doctor Strange

Fuck off

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>>82032084
>it's a /tv/ is immensely asspained by anything popular episode

>Marvel
They are sjw, both in comics and movies.

>>82038678
Stan Lee is jewish, what's that supposed to mean?

>David Edelstein

what do kikes have against Marvelkino?

I predicted this would happen. Not that it would be a bad movie but that normies wouldn't like it. If you don't like Super or The Toxic Avenger or other Gunn movies, you won't like GotG2. It's going to be more of a Gunn movie than the first.

thank fucking god this bombed so hard so mouse will be forced to finally bring back the classic shit ala iron man 1 fuck this retarded le meme xddd shit.

>>82032084
>charm of the original movie
what charm. it was marvel bloat and complete garbage from the start

>>82038987
I like Super very much and disliked this movie.

>>82032084
Saw this today. Plot is kinda meh but I kid you not this movie has one of the best visuals of all time. Ego's home planet damn near psychadelic. Cinematography and CGI is top notch, probably even an Oscar contender.

>>82033777
It's a mid tier MCU flick with fantastic visuals. Sometimes it tries to be Pixar with middling results.

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>>82032626
>REEEEEE ITS DCS FAULT MARVELFLICKS SUCK
Marvelcucks on Suicide Watch

>>82033716
Marvel has too much money now. They don't need product placement.

>>82039295
>having to make fake RT scores to feel better about being a dcuck
is /tv/ the saddest board?

>>82039335
not him, but he's clearly selected top critics who have ranked it lower. Still a far cry from the piss poor scores DC gets tho.

>>82035097
It's tracking for 1.1 billion. Depending on the reception it may even cross Civil War

>>82035707
>85% RT intensifies

>>82035746
Arrested Development is smartest sitcom of all time. Same goes for season 1 and 2 of Community (which Russo's were involved).

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>>82035746
>pretending /tv/ doesn't love Arrested Development
come on now

>>82036070
You can check Disney's 10-K filings. Marvel's profit till date has been 8.5 billion including TV, VOD, merchandising, Blu Ray etc. It's one of the best media acquisition in Hollywood's history

>>82037471
Civil War is the best MCU film till date.

>>82032708
Is he, dare I say, (((ourguy)))?

>>82033777
Time for contrarian /tv/ to support Marvel.

>>82038933
As was Jack Kirby, the creator of Captain America.

>be Marvel
>churn out anaemic bland corporate pseudofilms year after year
>contract movie of little-known property, don't really give a shit about it
>it does gangbusters, the audience finds the movie so refreshing because it hasn't been focus-grouped and interfered with to fit a specific story template, it's developed organically the way a movie should
>"oy vey, rev up dat thinking kippah Schlomo, it's time to meddle"

fucking jews

>>82035300
god forbid the movie is enjoyable on its own
no you have to be happy that it's just the exposition episode for the really cool shit coming in the next episodes

>>82032708
JUST

>>82032084
>Edelstein
They're using reverse psychology on us. This is going to be the best one yet.

>>82035135
>I don't know what Hollywood Accounting is
Let's say you have $200 to make a movie.

If you spend $180 to rent a camera from yourself and $20 to rent some t-shirts from your own closet, and make $50 by charging your parents to watch your movie, did you make a profit?

>>82032084
it's one of those marvel movies I won't watch again but man pratt was looking extra dilf

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An entire thread where grown men argue about movies made for kids

>>82037667
nothing but sci-fi movies where "TIME DOESN'T EXIST!!" is the final end game

>>82032609
Martha?

>>82039743
That basically describes any movie studio ever though. Pretty much any time there's an original property, or even something refreshing being adapted, the sequel ends up getting fucked over by studio interference.

>>82040328
It makes no sense to me, the bottom line for a film studio is profit, they're shown an approach that both makes massive profit and ensures future profit by gaining cultural traction, and their reaction is "let's start changing things".

>>82040459
They want to make more money, and can't really just do more of the same, since that would just end up getting boring after a while. That combined with out of touch studio executives, who think they know better than the people that made the first movie successful in the first place, and who everyone's afraid to speak up against, explains why most sequels suck.

>>82040010
...and the people that comment on that.