So I was talking to a Christian >Audience becomes visibly

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So I was talking to a Christian
>Audience becomes visibly upset

Now come on now, so I was talking to a Christian about God
>hissing

...About God and if he actually follows some ancient desert people rules written 2000 years ago.
>Audience becoming increasingly irate

So he started saying "We are not free but bought with a price" and how "the wages of sin are death" and all this dreary crap I frankly couldn't follow.
>Booing overwhelms the studio and multiple audience members are on the verge of throwing chairs

Luckily, I had a little book with me.
>Audience perks up and stops terrorizing the place to hear what he's about to say

See my science book here tells me the truth. I'm going to live my life how I want it and ain't no one who died on a stick is going to tell me otherwise.
>Audience begins clapping

So I told this Christian off and how it's all fairytales so we should live a life of mindless hedonism.
>Audience members begin visibly cheering, jumping up and down

GOD'S NOT REAL
>GOD'S NOT REAL
GOD'S NOT REAL
>GOD'S NOT REAL
GOD'S NOT REAL
>The audience can no longer contain themselves at this point. Lines start forming to register for the Green party and donate to Planned Parenthood. A white male has a vasectomy. A small team of bank employees emerge and start signing people up for consumer loans.