>watch a movie >character starts singing >pause >start

>>82027436
Wdhmbt

>>82027436
this is so meeee desu senpai

>be attractive male
>girl on couch next to you
>pulls out guitar and starts singing her bullshit
>try to politely smile through the hurricane of cringe and panic and disgust you're feeling

>"Don't smile! This is serious!"

tru story happened to me I got the hell out of there

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>>82027436
>start watching movie
>character starts singing
>want to bail
>"Myah see, nobody messin' with the frog, see"
>mfw I'm back in

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>Watch movie
>Characters having an argument
>Pause and start pacing around the room while pretending to be both of them and arguing their points back and forth
>Unpause movie
>Get mad when they don't use the very valid points I used when I was arguing for them

>gunshots go off
>go get my rifle
>strip it
>clean it
>reassemble it
>load it
>unload it
>strip it
>clean it
>reassemble it
>load it
>unload it
>until the movie ends

>>82028034
Thx fur ya cervix

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>rape scene
>Dad and I both grab a blanket

>movie ends
>pace around room and imagine myself as the main character in real life

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>sex scene
>fast forward past it
My hard drive is laterally full of naked ladies putting things in each others bum bums. I want to watch a movie not a shitty excuse for softcore.

>>82028273
If I ever make a movie , I'm going to put important plot information in a sex scene.

>>82027436
name five interracial black male on white female impregnation dvds where this happened.

you cant even name two.