>Does a complete 100% unJUSTment
>keeps on fighting the evil empire by openly shitting on sequels
>defends prequels
Is he the hero /tv/ deserves?
>>82005606
Nah, he didn't transform. but instead he assumed his final form as world-famous slovene philosopher Slavoj Zizek.
I'm just waiting for him to call out the Jews for destroying starwars and name JJ.
I want him to go full Richard Wagner on Jewish art.
>>82005606
He's ticked a few boxes. He's got 1 or 2 left before he reaches God status. I'll let you know when that happens. Might take a while longer.
And to think all this time all he had to do was grow a beard
>>82005606
hes doing it obviously because its salty that they will kill his char in the new movie
if he was not KILL he wont be shitting where he eat that hard
>>82005606
>keeps on fighting the evil empire by openly shitting on sequels
While starring in them.
>defends prequels
"Things that only happened in your head" for $400
Prequel apologists are all mental patients that need to be removed from the internet.
>>82005606
Man, I can't wait for TLJ to drop, so I can read all the butthurt on this big board. I'm sure /tv/ will not like it and Luke will die, because they don't want to waste shekels on /ourguy/ Hamill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOV2dGdFbGk
Is this kino?
>>82005939
The poster makes him out to be a bigger threat than kylo, and they need a villian to replace him when he gets his redemption. Why would he die?
Like is going to becomeskylo ren
Just imagine that sexy adult hamill in black leather and a cape, he'd make a great sith.
>>82005939
>hes doing it obviously because its salty that they will kill his char in the new movie
>if he was not KILL he wont be shitting where he eat that hard
Actually why wouldn't he? If they didn't kill him in this movie there's just one more. They can't fucking write him out at this point, they made him a central lynchpin to the story.
>>82005768
Who else could redpill the normies?
>>82005606
>defends prequels
Nope. Regardless of how shit the new movies are, the prequels are still garbage.
>>82006424
>Just imagine that sexy adult hamill in black leather and a cape, he'd make a great sith.
I am so there, anon.
>>82006924
Hey, faget - it's current year. Comparing shit with shit is shit. kys.
>>82006924
>>defends prequels
>Nope. Regardless of how shit the new movies are, the prequels are still garbage.
He's being taken out of context. He said that people were too hard on Jake Lloyd for EP1 and that the prequels weren't so horrible as people say. They are watchable. You watched them from start to finish, don't deny it.
>>82005606
>>82006924
prequels at least have memorable lines and hilarious memes
>>82005606
>defended prequels
>admits that Disney is fucking up Luke's character
Truly the hero we deserve.
>>82005768
I loved The Pervert's Guide to Ideology tbqh
>>82006012
>Prequel apologists
sounds like you are one of those whinny bitchy manchildren complaining about childrens movies.
Also the sequels are a fucking joke. And the people that ride their dick should off themselves.
ALSO I believe he is fucking pissed because they took his hot waifu from him. Mara Jade.
>>82010728
>He could have had Christina Hendricks as a waifu.
>>82010794
Or even the girl from the card pictures.
this makes me so fucking angry and sad at the same time..
Litertally FUCK YOU DISNEY!
If they had done Lucas story idea then I bet WE would have had Mara Jade.
>>82005606
the same man that thinks Luke is gay?
>>82005606
what exactly happened? how and why is he fucking pissed?
>>82011026
>No Mara Jade
>No Kyle Kataran
>No Admiral Thrawn
>No Dash Rendar
>No Delta Squad
>No Tyber Zann
>>82011113
well thrawn is back at least.
we might get lucky and get kyle katarn back at some point (but with a different story). the rest?
>>82011113
I only gave a shit about Thrawn, Mara and the children of Leia, Han and Luke.
Instead we got disney kids and diversity bullshit.
>>82005606
>defends prequels
>>82005606
>They killed off Han
>Carrie Fisher died irl
>Luke is the only OT character left
>Suddenly Mark reveals his power level
based
>>82005606
Honestly ROTS semi-redeemed the franchise for me. ESB is a movie I wish kept on going. It's so engrossing. ROTS was the same way, it left me hungry.
Episode 7 didn't do much of anything for me. People will cite how much money it made and how progressive it was. Like.... god damn wouldn't you want your female jedi and black storm trooper to be in a better movie? I hate that people defend it because of "diversity"
>>82006012
>While starring in them.
He's literally fucked. Like he has no choice. He signed on to some multi-picture deal with Lucasfilm BEFORE it was sold to Disney. He could try to get out of it and end up sued through his asshole and broke as a result. Or he could do it and try to make the best of it.
>>82011026
>literally who
Post some hamil quotes, ive not heard any
>[on Luke Skywalker turning evil] As an actor that would be more fun to play. I just thought that's the way it was going from when we finished. I figured that's what will be the pivotal moment. I'll have to come back, but it will be I have Han Solo in my crosshairs and I'll be about to kill him or about to kill the Princess or about to kill somebody that we care about. It's an old cornball movie, like World War II movies.
>>82011332
It's basically what happens when you realize you're a fucking limited resource.
Han wanted out because he hates Hollywood shits so he did one movie and was able to finally put that role to rest.
Carrie was a literal drug addict who'd have done anything Disney wanted to get more time in the spotlight and was the ideal Goy for the jews at Disney but then he kills herself through substance abuse.
Now all they've got is Hamill and Hamill was already salty about how he was basically "insurance" in case TFA bombed and they could build the entire sequel around Luke, but now they've lost their good goy actress and he's all they got. Now he could FUCK the whole brand if he was willing to go down with it, decide he doesn't want to be in the films and tell everyone they're awful trash and he knows it. So he throws these little jabs and darts out at the films, to test Disney. To see if Disney is willing to either call him out on it and start the war themselves or if instead they'll grovel for him and lick his boots within reason.
I like how everyone claims Hamill has done these things but can't actually point to anywhere or any WHAT he has actually said.
>>82006012
Yeah okay thanks Dr.Phil for that fine forensic analysis.
>>82011026
Seems like an interesting character, but what a ridiculous name.
>>82011026
Mara sucked from heir to the empire, they should've killed her off waaaay earlier
The prequels are good meme is the worst thing this board has ever done or perpetuated.
>>82005606
he's was the first jedi the world saw, he's been around since the beginning of the story and probably is closer than most people to understand Lucas' full vision of the saga he created
>>82006924
>the prequels are still garbage.
Sure, but at least they where ORIGINAL stories.
Disney is just recycling the first three movies over andover again and they're also garbage.
>>82010728
>>82011026
>>82014755
Theres a youtube video floating around where he talks some shit about TFA but I can't find it
>>82016006
Nice.
>>82015252
way better than anything every other hack has ever done.
PLUS, Mark Liked her.
>>82016006
she doesnt look like that anymore
she peaked in 2005
>>82012295
I agree with you.
>>82018063
I always liked Guri
>>82010728
UNF
>>82013026
Literally her.
>>82005606
Isn't star wars for the fat, old, or little kids? Who cares about this shit anymore?
>>82018172
Not bad. I miss the EU, although I was only familiar with SOTE.
so let me get this straigt, with Harrison out of the movies, CF a goner. That means that now Hamill can actually put the foot down and speak up about how much they are fucking SW and his character?
>>82021173
no but it's fun to play pretend