>Leonardo DiCaprio “is selfish, lazy and downright rude,”

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Leo is a certified alpha

>fuck moviestars for no reason other than they're moviestars
>get upset when they don't respect you

kek

>>82004129
>while his “date” was left wondering what was in this for her.
pfft
you knew what was in it for you, you vapid gold digging whore. what value exactly are you providing to a fucking multi millionaire, what makes you so special that you think you're worth anybody's time that makes over 7 figures

>42 years old
>no wife
>no children

what went wrong?

>she actually expected a guy who's fucked more women probably than any other guy in history to care about her personality
Why are people such fucking narcissists?

>>82004129
>The woman was so confused by the situation that she just carried on

I knew this dude that worked for some gay ass fancy kayak company and leonardio decrapio ordered some stupid custom kayak from them. The company then had him drive from the east coast all the way to LA to delivery this stupid kayak and then he had to carry it all the way up these steep steps to decrapios house. Then he delivered it to decrapio who then tipped him a pocketful of loose coins, like 37 cents in coins for this

guy through the coins in decrapios face and left

i fucking hate this faggot
bad actor
whines about the enviroment all the time and drives his big ass yacht spewing tons of carbon everywhere

fuck that fag

>>82004427
kate us the only woman for him

>>82004427
sees women for what they are

>>82004500
fucking wagies you make me suck

leo is our boy

>Leo "hand over all your personal freedoms to the government to protect muh polar bears goy or your a science denier" DiCaprio
>/ourguy/

No

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>>82004129
>tfw you'll never be bros with Leo like Jonah Hill is...
That fat fuck is so lucky...

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>>82004500
>37 cent tip
lmfao truly /our guy/

>>82004129
A whore with so little self worth she kept going instead of leaving

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>>82004129
>The woman was so confused by the situation that she just carried on, embarrassed and hoping for things to change
OH BOOHOO POOR WOMAN OH MY GOD THIS SO MUCH LIKE REMINDS ME OF THAT ARTICLE WHERE THAT POOR MOTHER HAD TO DEAL WITH HER TWO KIDS SPENDING MORE TIME WITH THEIR FATHER(DIVORCED) AND HOW DIFFICULT IT WAS FOR HER TO BE WITHOUT HER TWO LITTLE BABIES 2 DAYS EVERY WEEK WHAT A FUCKING TRAVESTY, LITERALLY ANUDDA SHOA TO WOMEN EVERYWHERE; HOW DID THIS WOMAN LEONARDI DI-FUCKING-CAPRIO WAS FUCKING EVER SURVIVE THIS HORRENDOUS ORDEAL WITHOUT SUFFERING SERIOUS MENTAL TRAUMA OH POOR HER, POOR HER FOR GIVING HIM THE ONLY THING SHE'S GOT THAT'S WORTH ANYTHING TO HIM. GOOD THING SHE KEPT FUCKING BOUNCING ON HIS DICK THOUGH BECAUSE HE'S STILL FAMOUS AND TOTALLY LIKE HOT SO AT LEAST THAT'S SOMETHING LOL OTHERWISE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE AWKS TO JUST STOP AND GET KICKED OUT BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY HE HAS NO OTHER USE FOR HER THAN HER FUCKING HOLE

Stupid fucking cunts, I'm pissed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jnUU2c_i0w
Good fucking going, based Leo, keep it up, never stop giving a fuck.

>>82004278
So fucking simple, fucking bimbos.

>sex
>woman lies there and doesn't do anything
>if man complains he is blamed for not being good at sex
>man lies there and doesn't do anything
>if woman complains man is blamed for not trying st sex

>>82004580
he is such a faggot
he would spit in your face if he could be bothered to hack up some phelgm

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>>82004129
Leo is fantastic. Forget the Oscar. Grant this man the prize for successfully giving zero fucks for 42 fucking years. What a stud. Not even balding. Can I have anything he doesn't have? Why live?

>>82004278

spbp

He's a true alpha and my hero. And I say it unironically.

Why can't he just left me have sex with one of the girls?

That's all I want, just one. He can share

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>>82004580
>fucking wagies you make me suck

>>82004597

>YEAH FUCK THE PLANET, THE EARTH IS ONLY 4 THOUSAND YEARS OLD ANYWAYS

>>82004617
yea it wasn't even like the delivery guy was expecting a tip

he said it was just out of the blue and decrapio did it for the sole reason of being a faggot

>>82004427

what went RIGHT? He should be a symbol of MGTOW (despite that philosophy being shitty whining most of the time).

Leo is a master of pump and dump.

>>82004682
If you somehow managed to become friends with Leonardo DiCaprio and he found out you were still a fucking virgin, he'd probably do his best to hook you up with one of the many women orbiting him. Leo is a good bro. Jonah is lucky.
1:15 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgMgKNtJzXU

>>82004500
Why are Americans so retarded about tipping? The guy was doing the job that he was paid to do. It's not Leon's fault if the guy's employer isn't paying him enough.

>>82004727
MGTOW is too cringey, they care too much about not caring.

>>82004682
Leo seems like the kind of guy who would totally hook his bros up with hot sluts.

Pretty funny desu. She's probably lived her entire life fucking men who had to put in all the work to the relationship. Paying for everything, giving her oral just so they can penetrate.

Then she comes across someone who doesn't owe her shit. Who is doing HER a favour by fucking her. Her brain couldn't actually comprehend what was happening.

>>82004129
Sounds pretty alpha to me, even if he was lolvapebro.

>>82004774
>It's not Leon's fault if the guy's employer isn't paying him enough.
Burgers are funny like that. If more people stopped tipping it would inevitably end with higher wages for those with absolute dogshit jobs. But no, keep throwing those little tips.

>random woman BTFO

>>82004724
If Leo gave me a 37 cent tip, I'd laugh and think "this is a good story" and walk away. Your faggot hothead friend is the problem, not Leo.

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>>82004814
And she STILL kept going. Anyone else and she would have stormed out. Fucking holes.

>>82004761
It's so weird that somebody's job is to track down these guys at all times and follow them around filming them half a block away.

>>82004427
He took the redpill.

>>82004129
Why is always major news when a white guy treats bitches the same way rappers do?

Look at this video. These women know what they are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iIIXPqYE40

My favorite song ever. Listen to the lyrics, you think he's lying? Clearly not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUfzMDryA94

>>82004883
Yes, tipping was originally a way to keep niggers down.

>>82004761

wow straight up denied that guy a photograph but a fucking 5/10 roastie gets a selfie, what a surprise

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>>82004465

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>>82004661

>>82004427
>wrong

>>82004761
I'm not a virgin, I just will unlikely ever land a girl that he hangs out with

>>82004814
Naw it's rude dude. Only an autist would think it's "alpha."

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>>82004129
>But Leo continues to lie there, listening to MGMT

Every. Fucking. Time!

>>82004761
>Roastie gets a pic
>Guy doesn't

Again. Fuck Jonah Hill.

>>82004500
Leo here, your dumbass friend should have looked a little closer because those were all collector's coins worth nearly $10k.

>>82004129
>MGMT
Which song? I'd say Time to Pretend

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>>82005231
Electric Feel

LEO!

FUCK YES! He's so based

>>82004500
I haven't seen a pasta this good in a while.

I will be modifying it for amusing actor anecdote threads.

>>82004188
>David fucking Blaine
>the magician
>was in Leo's pussy posse
Every time

honest to god why would she just keep going? Wheres the dignity

>>82004129
the man is a god

>>82004955
Pays well apparently

>>82004814

this

>>82005331
>women
>dignity
lol

>>82005231
While having sex?

Seems like a weird song to fuck by

>>82005331
>dignity
ugh what does this mean? i keep hearing about it from my current boyfriend whenever he's talking to my son

>>82005327

David Blaine fucking owns

>>82005366
Have you read the OP? He was just chilling.

>>82005366
To be fair she was doing the all of the fucking

>>82004682
there have been multiple blinds over the years about Leo tricking girls into fucking Jonah
he can't save everyone though anon

>ywn be part of the Wolf Pack

>>82005427
while uglier Jonah is also famous and rich, I bet he gets plenty of trickled down models and wannabe actresses

>>82004129
Doesn't he ahve like really big dick ?

>>82005274
I go for this too. He's having her do all the work while smoking; He was probably thingken about his happy place. Or maybe he was imagining it was Kate on his cock not some random slut.

>>82004687
Underrated

>>82004129
>. But Leo continues to lie there, listening to MGMT, while his “date” was left wondering what was in this for her.

I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now. Just picturing this shit, this is too fucking hard.

>>82004129
>Nearing middle age
>Still acting like a movie star
>Refuses to settle down
>Doesn't show the due respect to the strong brave women who have sex with him because of his fame

What went wrong?

>>82004427
>le current year
>getting married
you couldn't make a bigger mistake

>>82005231
siberian breaks

Lol why would he do anything else?
>What's in it for me?

Typical roastie

>>82005507
>while his “date” was left wondering what was in this for her.
The nerve.

THREADLY REMINDER
Rihanna said Leo was the best sex she ever had

>>82005130
She could have just left but she didn't cause she's a gold digger, he's alpha for that alone

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>>82005593
>Rihanna said Leo was the best sex she ever had
/ourguy/

>>82005507
I still don't get what she was expecting. An actual sex act? Why didn't she stand up and leave then? Money, probably.

>>82005530
Why should he give a shit, he still is a movie star and he's still rich so it's whatever.

>>82005593
>only puts in effort on women who matter

truly 100% based

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>>82004129
>based Leo killing it for all dude kind

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>>82004129
>wondering what was in this for her

>>82005533
Good goy go full mgtow

>>82004981
>5/10
that rack made her 7/10 in my book

>>82005681
have fun getting cucked lmao

>>82005130
Using "Alpha" in terms of human social behavior is autistic in itself since he's just based around mystifying sex, what Leo did is just a funny product of the social status he's been in his entire adult life.

>>82004427
he found out about the jews

>>82004500
If true i imagine the companty factored in delivery to the cost, so no fault.

>Having sex
>Take out my ecig and start vaping
>Put on headphones
>Start listening to my MGMT albums
>"Carry On"
I'm pretty sure he had gigantic gunglasses on like usual

>>82005804
>I'm pretty sure he had gigantic gunglasses on like usual
Was thinking the same. Like he would give a fuck. I'm just wondering if he was still wearing a shirt or not.

>>82005533
Checked

REALITY SHOW WHEN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

I WOULD PAY MILLIONS TO JUST WATCH LEO HUMILIATE ROASTIES ALL DAY

>>82004129
vape nation.

>>82005846
nah, he wouldn't want some roastie's juices giving his shirt a permanent odour

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>drinks/smokes/parties
>bangs any model he wants
>always skinnyfat unless he needs to be in shape for a role
>over the age of 40 and still rocks cargo shorts

Definitely our guy. Leo is the ultimate Chad friend.

I saw Leonardo Dicaprio at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>82005872
Never, no amount of money could make Leo want to deal with all that hassle.

>>82005533
See how you feel when you're single alone and your supermarket is to old to produce healthy offspring

>>82005846
I'm just wondering if he was holding a whine glass or not.

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>>82004129
>MGMT

>>82005604
>sticking your dick in gold diggers
It's like playing hopscotch in a Cambodian mine field.

>>82005912
Kek

>>82005912
He'd just be wearing some random shitty shirt though. Or like a hawaiian one just unbuttoned. I think he's wearing cargo shorts in the Jonah paparazzi video.

>>82004427
sounds like everything went right

>>82005940
>doesn't want that electric feel

>>82005916
He's above Chad, Chad is an entirely different entity.

>>82005925
Anything is better than willingly cucking yourself into the modern marriage scam

>>82005971
>some random shitty shirt

I'm pretty sure his random shitty shirt still costs like $1000 and the roastie would gladly steal it.

>>82005443
>not even the Rat Pack

>vapes
>mgmt
WTF I Love leo now.

>>82005331
>dignity
Are you serious? They call their sexual partners "daddy" then proceed to receive their semen on their mouths and faces and breasts, and some cases they let them pee on them, and get their faces thrown inside toilets. Honestly, they're the most stupid thing ever, it's a wonder how they survive. Well, they are dependent on men for that, but you get what I'm saying.

Unless you're a woman

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>>82005927
>headset on
>vaping
>wine glass too
Think it might have been too much. He was probably caressing her ass cheek with the free hand. Or actually he was probably fucking texting the Pussy Posse group chat about what time to meet up later that day.

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>2017
>having premarital sex
>having sex for any purpose other than procreation

>>82004129
>his “date” was left wondering what was in this for her.

Dick and presumably some manner of party?

>>82005916

The girl who was sucking him off probably has unread messages from Chad

>>82005925
but why give a fuck about producing offspring? my genes are shit anyways and humanity is overrated, antinatalism is the way

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>>82004129
> Oh, i'm sorry, i forgot you were still here.

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>>82006036
Nah, he dresses like any frat bro from the early 00s. Leo is not a fashion guy.

>>82006036
You really think so? He's running around in cargo shorts and flip-flops, I really don't think he gives a shit.

>>82006079
Go to bed, redditorJew.

>>82006005
Wrong. There's always a bigger Chad. How do you think Chads are made? Not all of them are born. Some are forged by the pain of rejection and deception by women.

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7JthgTMHDU

>>82006104
I stand corrected. Shit I dress like shit and wouldn't dress like that.

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>>82006119
You're telling me Leo has gone through the pain of rejection and deception by women? He was never Chad, he's a true bro, more concerned with his friends and posse than pussy.

>>82006151
What's wrong with you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbkv5xOLvnA

>>82004427

>no kids

that we know of

>>82004727
>what went RIGHT? He should be a symbol of MGTOW

Yeah, good goy. Be ultra successful at life, and don't have children.

Fucking manbabies. It's okay to be a hedonist, but don't fucking act like it's some kind of morally superior stance or it makes you smarter than everyone else.

>>82004129
At least Leo probably coached /our guy/ Elon Musk on how to handle succubuses.

>>82006185
pretty sure he secretly got a vasectomy in his early 20s

>>82004427
>no children
Dud, Leo os the Genghis Khan of the environment. He has plenty of kids.

>>82006179
>Chads have never failed at anything in life
That's not Chading that's just dumb luck.

>>82006104

it's because he doesn't have to impress anyone

>>82006218
Why so?

>>82006218
of course, the Jews want to eliminate the gene pool of non-Jews competing with their nepotistic selection.

>>82004646
Why even get angry? Disregard them hoes.

>>82006241
Because he's been rich, famous and promiscuous as fuck since then.
He's also always known he didn't want marriage/kids

Also, there will have been a lot of gold-diggers over the years targeting Leo and trying to exploit him for a lot of money. It just makes sense

All that sex only to fill the total emptiness inside.

>>82006218

>10/10 bitches let you rawdog and nut inside cos they want that child support money

devilish

>>82006319
Pretty sure he's fine, anon. Not everyone finds fulfillment in having a wife and family.

>>82006237
What the fuck is a Chad to you? What makes Leo a Chad? Chad to me is the stereotypical "Chad Thundercock" meme, the village idiot-tier good looking sports guy who fucks women wherever he goes. Leo isn't shredded, neither is he stupid, OP story is case in point.

>>82004129
>Is he /ourguy/?
No, he is a filthy rich faggot who cried himself to sleep and shitting his pants for not getting an oscar all those years. also anyone who vapes is subhuman trash.

I bet Leo was humiliated and his heart and innocence killed when he was young

Men aren't born to treat women like that, women want to be treated like this

the pain made him inhuman and unable to love

women are literally evil

>>82004129
>it's a whore is confronted by the reality of her situation episode
big whoop

>>82004427
>no children
yeah officially

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>>82006302
>>82006325
On one hand I get it, it makes sense why he would do it, I do remember that one interview from the Romeo + Juliet times where he said he doesn't want kids, but still. Sucks he wouldn't be getting it on with some hot actress or model to have a kid who could continue the based Leo legacy.

>>82006212
>don't fucking act like it's some kind of morally superior stance or it makes you smarter than everyone else

That goes both ways. Wanting to have children and get married doesn't make you superior to the "manbabies".

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If only Musk had reached Leo's level of enlightenment

>>82006394
Fuck I didn't need these feels

>>82004129
>while his “date” was left wondering what was in this for her.
>implying she didnt fuck Leo just so she have an interesting story to tell her dumb friends

>>82006418
He would've done it after he got some real money. Chances are he has some sperm frozen away somewhere for when the time is right

>>82006356
Leo is definitely not a Chad

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tfw Leo mode

>>82006457
How does that work anyhow? Is the sperm completely alright until it's unfrozen? Is it just like 1 jerk off session worth of cum?

>>82006476
Right? He's obviously banging hotties left and right, but that in itself doesn't make someone a Chad.

>>82006479

me too bro, except I am 6'2"

>>82006446
I'm already lmaoing into the future when she cucks him out of a billion or two.
what a god damn fucking retard falling for the shenanigans of a notrious con-artist whore.

>>82005146
Crazy with the anti-Semitism aren't ya?

Chad is someone who doesn't feel emotions and doesn't have above average intellience

also high testosterone meaning he's always " in the moment" and doesnt overanalyze things, meaning successfull with women

>>82006579
>describes a Jock
>Chad "expert"
Unfortunately for you, you are retarded.

>>82006609
So give your definition of a fucking Chad you mouthbreathing ape. A Chad is basically a kind of fucking jock.

>>82006457
you can undo vasectomy if you want, it's a standard procedure

>>82006562
>criticize someone who is Jewish
>YOU NAZI

>>82006649
How does that work?

>>82006649
>he hasn't googled vasectomy gone wrong
you 12?

>>82006609
Hola reddito

>>82006356
>good looking people are stupid
Yea keep hanging on to that.

>>82006706
12 inches deep in your mom

>>82006676
surgeon reconnects the tubes that were cut. the longer it's been the bigger chances of it being unsuccessful, but it can be done

>>82004129
>>The woman was so confused by the situation that she just carried on

So it's going to "become" a rape in about a year.

>>82004129
>his “date” was left wondering what was in this for her.
top lel

>>82006713
It's the fucking MEME YOU RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT. Kill yourself.

>>82006418
maybe he doesn't want to bring a kid into this world.

>>82004129
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>82004129
>while his “date” was left wondering what was in this for her.
typical women, always has to be about her in some way.

It ain't gonna suck itself bitch

>>82006635
>doesn't understand what Chad is
>rages autistically
>I'm the mouth breathing ape
Hmmm really made me think. Chad is simply good looking male successful with women. Sometimes the definition could be stretched to include anyone historically successful with many beautiful women, doesn't matter the reason, but usually charisma, wealth or looks.

>>82006479
There are worse bodies you could have

not exactly a desirable look, but not totally fucking repulsive either

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>>82006797
That's true too.

>>82006819
kek
>oh isn't Leo just lucky he gets to fuck me, I can't believe I'm actually doing it, but I know he's really grateful and lik-
>what is that?
>"umm, Leo, sweetie?"
>"Carry on"
>what the fuck, did he just put on headphones?
>why is he vaping?
>I can't believe he's doing this

I hope Leo lurks /tv/ and reads this thread.

>>82006707
>>82006784
>unironically using retarded definitions by /r9k/ instead of what is more widely accepted
Your definition is not even correct. A Chad does not have to be dumb.

>>82006864
>Chad is simply good looking male successful with women.
Demonstrably false, newfag, you can literally Google it and see this isn't it, you fucking ape.
>Sometimes the definition could be stretched to include anyone historically successful with many beautiful women, doesn't matter the reason, but usually charisma, wealth or looks.
Completely wrong. You're quite unironically a reditor aren't you? Fucking hell, seriously off yourself man.

>>82006955
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/chad-thundercock
Which part does it say Chad is dumb?

>>82006955
>giving this much shit about memes

>>82004761
wow Leo walks like a literal faggot

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>>82006394
Is he, /ourguy/?

>>82007033
>he doesn't live memes, he doesn't breathe memes, he doesn't dream memes
where do you think you are?

>>82004580
>fucking wagies you make me suck
>the employed are the reason why you give blowjobs for cash

I don't follow

>>82004430
>the most women in history
An interesting idea. I'd have to daycare Genghis Khan, but maybe he just had the most offspring.

>>82004500
>muh tips

>>82005593
and she slept with chris brown. that mans hung like a horse

>>82006479
he's doing it right
leo isn't so far up his own ass that he has to spend all day every day working out with a personal trainer and eating a strict diet
based leo doesn't give a fuck

>>82005916
>tfw you'll never be in Leo's squirt gun operator squad, squirting hoes and then squirting in hoes

>>82007382
That's racist.

>is selfish, lazy and downright rude
>made me think they were talking about him on set
>it's just a salty woman who slept with him complaining about him being a dead fish

>>82004129
>says a source whose BFF bedded the 41-year-old Oscar winner

heh

>>82004427
>what went wrong?
Apparently nothing.

>>82007846
>asking for a friend, haha

>ourguy?

lol no
most of you fucking faggots have never had sex

>>82006375
t. roastie

>>82004661
Fuckin thiqqkcue.
Too bad about the face though.

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>>82004427
>Partaking in Bourgeois Marriage
Nice try, fat cat shill

>>82007988
they're better off. Ive had sex and it was awful

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>>82008394
>being a literal retard

>>82004427
it's okay if you're rich or in the entertainment industry. Then fuck it, go ahead and party like a 22 year old until you're 60.

but if you're just a normal dude working 8 - 4, man you gotta get a partner and family. Not only is it "comfy", nice and gives you a reason to live, but you'll also be part of the same social structure and life as all of your friends around you. You don't wanna be //that// guy who sits at home playing his xbox ONE while everyone else is bringing their kids and some beer to the neighberhood/family barbiecue. Or similar situation going out for some beers with the guys, much nicer to go home and kiss your kids goodnight and then spoon your wife instead of falling asleep alone in your flat with a pizza while watching seinfield. It's not like you're gonna be banging fresh 20 year olds every time you go out

>>82004427
What went right???

No JUST-ing for /our guy/

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>>82008516
Hah, I fucking wish I could eat pizza at night alone in my apartment while watching Seinfeld. Fuck.

>>82008449
Le Degeneracy amirite fellow /pol/ users xD

>>82008586
>le /pol/ boogeyman

Go back to your containment center for irrelevant anachronic retards >>>/leftypol/.

>>82008516
This depends on the person though, no? Some people value you their space and personal freedoms more than external validation and companionship. I can go have a beer with the guys and still come home happy without being responsible for anyone else's life but my own. To each his own.

>>82008516
>dude, fuck what you want
>everyone else is doing it lmao
>you don't want strangers you've never met to judge you surely? XD

>>82004129
And yet I guarantee they would both fuck him again.

>>82008697
M8, it's not hard to tell who are the /r/edditors who take /pol/ unironically.

>>82004129
>his “date” was left wondering what was in this for her.
Did these sluts actually think he was going to marry them or something?

>>82008516
>much nicer to go home and kiss your kids goodnight and then spoon your wife
You mean having someone calling your every hour nagging about the time.

>>82008737
of course man, to each his own, i agree.

I get how i come off as a bit condescending. I was just trying to put thing in a bit of perspective to all these fucking people acting like being 42 and being alone is this awesome shit everyone should thrive to achive cus LEO xD. I've seen people have an awesome time being single, or couples without children being happy as furk, but i think most people would be happy to have at least someone at that age. If you enjoy being single you're most likely some "odd one out" case (which is fine), rich or some other extraordinary or maybe just inordinary human, all of which is fine, but odds are like 80% of the guys here would be happy to marry any 8/10 girl they come across

i wonder what he does on christmas eve

>>82009585
>i wonder what he does on christmas eve

Sits alone at home because all the sluts are with their close family.
I seriously hope you don't believe this

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>>82004129
>has the option, free will, opportunity, etc... to say something or even just stop and leave.
>doesn't
>complains about it
>mfw

>>82004500
I knew this dude that worked for some gay ass fancy kayak company and matt leblanc ordered some stupid custom kayak from them. The company then had him drive from the west coast all the way to NYC to delivery this stupid kayak and then he had to carry it all the way up these steep steps to leblancs house. Then he delivered it to leblanc who then tipped him a hot meal, like some chicken fingers gravy and peas for this

guy through the hot meal in leblancs face and left

i fucking hate this faggot
bad actor
whines about the enviroment all the time and drives his big ass yacht spewing tons of carbon everywhere

fuck that fag

>>82009926
This is an okay pasta but the premise is kind of stupid. Obviously they would just ship the kayak via UPS.

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>>82004129
them bloody roasties, what did they expect?

BTW if he shagged the broad with the saggy tits then that is a joyous thing to do.

I suppose he feels dead inside, his true love belonged to many other guys and is now married and with children. Feels pepe...

>le meme oscar guy

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>>82008516
Dude, I love knowing that I can walk around my apartment naked, pick my nose and eat my boogers with no worry about being watched, using a piss bottle like during the great Ragnarok Online days and not having to hide it, shouting "BILLY!" with a heavy inflection on the "B" out the window at random people walking by and hiding behind the window before they see me, being up late knowing I have the day off from work so I don't have to worry about going in at 4 AM, staying up late and making mixed drinks while watching Cowboy Bebop in the dark while drinking a manly scotch or whiskey or brandy (can't tell the difference really) and reminiscing about the old days (2001 when Cowboy Bebop was first airing and Adult Swim was in its prime).

Now I have to go to bed because my girlfriend wants to "snuggle"

I feel you leo, the woman that I loved married someone else. Now everything else it's just rouge pussy. Fuck these days man.

>>82004580
Hahahaha you suck....
Nice one , man.

>inb4 she accuses him of rape

>>82010250
>accusing desirable man of rape is the female equivalent of any man accusing a woman of rape
You'll get laughed out of court and society.

>>82010135
You sounds like a swell person who is contributing greatly to our society

>>82010135
Not to mention hide from my druggie, chad-type neighbor who used to live in the apartment room next to me and I got him evicted by complaining to the landlord (who considers me a good tenant) not so much because I'm afraid of him, but because I see it like a game. I don't want him to know what I look like; I want to remain a mystery to him. I've been doing what I believe to be well enough for 4 years now, but I've had some close calls where I had to escape from a window on the back porch and park across the street directly out of the field of view of his open door where he works out while blaring Avenge Sevenfold.

But with the girlfriend, she complains that I'm being ridiculous and wants me to stop. If I didn't have one of these, I'd be free to not have to worry about parking my car across the street n shiiit.

>>82010307
happened to kobe bro

no one is safe

>>82010332
This story makes no sense, anon.

>>82010135
this desu

>>82010317
I like to think of myself as an everyman.

>>82010355
>kobe
>desirable by other than gold diggers
You have to be attractive first.

>>82004414
I'm sorry what value do any of the glorified LARPers in Hollywood provide again?

>>82010370
I got him evicted out of the apartment building I live in, but he somehow was able to smooth-talk his way into moving into the house next door which is also an old house converted into several apartments. So he's not under the same roof, but he's right there next door, and he always seems to be having music blaring from friday evening until sunday morning. And the back porch is visible from my car lot, so I have to make sure the inside door isn't open (it's pitch black from the outside looking in and I can't tell if he's sitting right inside at a workout bench and able to see me where I can't see him). Otherwise, I have to go out the front door, around the building, around his building, and around the building next door which is an actual apartment-apartment building and I have to go and sneak around and crouch low to the driver's side of my car where he can't see.

>>82005593
source???

>>82010655
I'm still confused. Does he know you're the one that got him evicted?

>>82004465
Was it rape?

>>82004129
>>The woman was so confused by the situation that she just carried on,

>>82004129
no fucking shit, when you're that famous and have that amount of money, what in the fuck do you expect him to do?

>>82010815
Not too sure. There was another neighbor in the floor below. And we were the only other two tenants living there who would have been able to contact the landlord with neighbor problems. This neighbor is a womanizing, exercising chad, but I'm sure he's at least smart enough to know that the landlord didn't just evict him for the hell of it.

>>82010715
>what is google?
https://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2015/01/rihanna-leonardo-dicaprio-is-the-best-ive-ever-had/`

>>82004500
Did he force the guy to scan each kayak individually to prevent infetterence?

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>>82004129
>MGMT

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>>82006676
>>82006706
>>82006759
SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP

>>82008516

>have kids so you can suffer like me

nah fuck that

>>82004129
>his “date” was left wondering what was in this for her
dumb slut knew exactly what was in it for her

>>82008516
Sounds pretty comfy. I hope I have this in ten years time. A wife and five kids by 28 sounds like a dream.

>>82004129

Lel she only did this because he's Leo, what a whore

>>82011933
It's not. This guy is memeing you. You don't need someone else to validate your existence and starting a family because all your friends are doing it is one of the worst reasons. Find the right person, but if you don't, don't settle because it's something to do. If you're happy with your life, you'll be fine alone.

>>82008516
>romanticizing married life with children this much
You're in for some real life disappointment, anon.

>she starts to complain
>"oh that's fine I hope you have a nice life, truly."
>has the next one over in less than 5 minutes, likely won't even lose wood

Livin the life

>>82006561
You think that's bad? Look at Evan Spiegal, the co-founder of Snapchat. Dude's 26 and he's hitched up to Miranda Kerr who won't even give him pre-marital sex. The dude could easily pull in 10/10 pussy in his age bracket, but he's having Orlando Bloom's sloppy seconds.

Don't get me wrong, Kerr is still a hottie, but she's 34. How much of a beta bitch can you be for going after an obvious gold-digger?

>>82004188
why is leo doing the missionary position?

>>82008516
Getting married and having a family is too expensive and even risky. I don't mind dating and having gfs, but a wife is something that can bankrupt me in the short-run or long-term. The same for kids. I know that I'm not cut out to be a dad.

I don't play console or PC games anymore. I like having my apartment and being able to live the way I want without someone else bugging me or having me change my living arrangements.

Most of my friends are married and some have kids already despite all of us being between 28-30. I genuinely feel good for what they have, but it's something that doesn't interest me anytime soon.

As for partying, I just turned 28 in February and I can't do the shit that I used to 10 years ago in HS and in college. Hell, I used to do body shots and strikeouts 5 years ago but I can't do that anymore. Even going to the club is starting to feel weird because I'm getting close to 30.

>>82005940
>still thinks it's 2008

>>82006239
True, he may not have much of a fashion sense, but even if he did why does.it matter at this point. He can dress like that and reduce the amount of people that will recognize him too

>>82004649
Either you're a virgin or you fucked a lot of Christian girls

>>82004427
Maybe some people don't want to be tied down?

Look, I get that having a wife who'll be your companion for the rest of your life sounds great, but some people don't develop oneitis.

As for kids, that's a huge responsibility. You're bringing someone into the world and it's gonna take a lot of work and discipline. Being a parent is becoming even harder as the years go by with tech and societal changes. Kids aren't docile programs that you can pre-set everything; they're thinking and rebelling beings who you're going to have to give unconditional love even when they fuck up badly or they don't match your expectations. At least that's what societal norms dictate.

I can't see myself being able to raise someone to be fully developed in every facet of life and be prepared for the real world. I truly believe that the next generation is going to be uber-fucked because it's gonna get harder to find sustainable careers. Even college is something of a risk because you get yourself into debt and there's no guarantee you can get a job. Only if you're studying a technical expertise like medicine will someone have a good chance in getting employment in their field. It's all about networking and who you know in order to find a job; guidance counselors and teachers fucking lied to millenials back in the 90's and early 00's.

So if Leo wants to just party around and fuck hot girls that are younger than him, what's the harm in doing that? You're telling me that you wouldn't want a taste of that kind of life? Coke parties on yachts with nubile models that'll fuck your brains out?

>>82004957
"Redpill" is Matrix, then holocaust denial. Not bitter women hating

>>82013184
>family is alot of work and it's hard

What a revelation

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>>82004427
>2017

>still buying into this crap as the "what you gotta do in life"

Not a single person I know who's been married is truly happy. Not one. So, what, your parents were suburban dead-enders who didn't contribute shit to the world, and now you're going to keep the dead-ender cycle going by shitting out even more kids to live listlessly and work dead end jobs, until they get a messy divorce, kids that don't respect them, and cancer a week before retirement, just like you will?


Any man who gets married before the age of like 45 is a fucking joke, because 98% of them are your typical suburban dead ender, like their parents before them and probably their kids after them.

>>82011933
>A wife and five kids by 28 sounds like a dream.

Do you have zero life experiences?

>>82008516
Get a load of this fucking slave. When existential crisis finally hits, it's gonna hit hard.

>>82006446
She brought a selfie stick out in public.

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Get a load of all of these anti-family shills in this thread.
It brings a tear to my eye.

Didn't Rihanna say he was the best she'd ever had?

>>82013840
>women never say things to spite exes

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>>82013879
You doubt the power of BWC anon?

>>82013950
Why is it that all men prefer azn qts?

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>>82013950
Black men getting lower response rates from women than Asian dudes? WTF?! Asian guys are into Latinas? What Bizarro world is this from?

>>82014012
They're petite and submissive hotties that can slut up hardcore. What's not to like?

>>82014032
>Asian guys are into Latinas?
Maybe it's because Latinas kind of look like Whites except they're perceived as being more aggressive or passionate etc.

>>82004427
sounds like a good life to me

>>82014032
>Asian guys are into Latinas
Asian women completely despise them, latinas are the closest to white I guess.

>>82004761
>that guy got denied a photo
I am mad. Not even grateful that people admire them that much.

>>82013950
>he doesn't have data over time
Lel. Too sacred to show minorities taking more and more little white bois' women.

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>>82014137
They're anti family because they want to encourage single motherhood and state dependence.

It's an attempt to weaken the white vote because people not in a family unit are more susceptible to retarded political policies as they have less personal responsibility.

They also want less white people (families produce more kids), which is why they attempt to destroy the family unit through propaganda and then encourage mass immigration from nations that haven't felt this propaganda.
This leads to white people being replaced in their own countries.
Name one white country that is maintaining it's white percentage in this day and age.

On top of all this you have less of a need for white people to run the world as things progress evermore towards automation, this means that the time will come when they can sit in their ivory towers, ruling over the plebs, whilst robots keep society running (a job that falls to whites atm).

If you think that your society will be a comfy place to live when you're 80 then you've got a rude awakening coming friendo.

>celebrities literally live on another plane of existence

>Leo
>Chad
Kek. Chad is the dumb jock stereotype, good looking guy but ultimately prerry average in everything else. Leo is way above that, it'd be like calling someone like Mick Jagger or Jack Nicholson "chad". It's fucking retarded

>>82014382
>white people are this easily manipulated by untermensch jews
Good riddance desu.

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>>82014694
You aren't born with many intrinsic values.
If you're fed propaganda from an early age then of course you will be manipulated.
Dumb dumb.

>>82014032
Black people don't use dating sites much since they barely even use the internet
So the majority of black people online are turbo autists and nerds who aren't "black enough" for girls

>>82013950
"Dating site" unspecified. Probably OK Cupid, or any one of those sites where desperate singles are looking for relationships. Women want white men for their financial security.
Men want asian women for their domestication.
This has very little to do with sex.

This isn't jealousy or homosexuality talking here, but why would leo surround himself with no men?

Before I got married I was a bit of a manwhore and did the same "go to the beach with hot chicks" shit a couple times. It's so fucking vapid and boring after a while. Men keep the world interesting.

Maybe it's cause I didn't have his jewgold, but I don't see how money itself could make it more fun. He's literally just sitting there vaping.

>>82004427
He is my role model

>>82014760
>white parents are so shit they don't teach kids to resist propaganda
We can do this all day until you take some personal responsibility instead of the easy way out of blaming someone else.
>>82015845
Are you worth 200mil and yacht in europe at least twice a year? If not, stfu.

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>>82004129

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_aNYRPEZOY

>>82004712
>The planet has been around for millions of years
>Climate has been changing all through out that time
>It's also been much much hotter than what it is currently right now as we are in the middle of a historical mini-ice age
>It's humans that cause climate change, we must stop all fossil fuel use and give all our money to green companies.

>>82016010
I do own a boat my father in law gave me, bout 30 feet long, but no, I don't have 200mil. Still doesn't refute my point in any way whatsoever. What the fuck can he be having fun doing with women that he wouldn't be having more fun doing with men? Sex lasts all of an hour and gets old after a while. There's not that fucking much to do on the beach besides just sit there and talk or swim, and you will have an infinitely more fun time doing that with men than women.

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>>82006270

fuck hoes

>>82004500
>not tipping for your kayak delivery

what dark times we are living in

if Leo became /FA/ overnight (he doesnt need to, by any means), would the universe fuckin explode?

>>82016123
Sorry. No matter what you say or how reasonable you sound, you'll always sound like a jealous faggot. If you weren't autistic you'd know this.

>>82016123
Men are just as shitty as women, where would he find a true friend and not someone after his used whores and status?

>>82004129
>But Leo continues to lie there, listening to MGMT, while his “date” was left wondering what was in this for her.

Getting fucked by Leonardo DiCaprio, what did she think was going to happen?

(also; what's "MGMT"?)

>The woman was so confused by the situation that she just carried on

This explains so much about why women remain in bad situations.

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>>82004427
gisselle broke his heart

he got Brady'd

>>82016235
Jealous of fucking what? Money? Yeah I wish I had more, good on him.

You're still averting my point you dumb faggot. Neck yourself.

>>82016256
I'm sure another dude who lives his lifestyle could match up nicely. I don't know why but Cristiano Ronaldo instantly sprang to mind. Not sure if they'd have much in common though.

>>82013284
He's 18, give him a break.

>>82004761
why does he walk like a fag?

>>82004427
He's a role model for cucks who refuse to do their part for the white race.

>>82016598
but leo isn't having any kids

>>82016428
Nigger. Go say your point to a real person in real life. They will think you're a bitter jealous faggot not some wise sage. If you can't understand that, you're too autistic.

>>82004649
Yeah this is bullshit. She's riding his dick, can't she get herself off?

>>82004129
kek not Leo's fault.

>but muh genes

i fucking laugh whenever someone brings up this retarded argument
passing your genes (ie impregnating a female) is nothing to be proud of. are you proud you're able to use the big boy potty? because they belong in the same level of discourse: physiological processes. except impregnating someone is somehow seen as an achievement
humanity will do just fine without your shitty, subpar genes, kiddo

>>82016656
I have already told people I think men are more fun to hang out with in general. They've all agreed, cause they're also guys that understand what I mean. If you can't understand that you have no male friends.

ESPECIALLY in a beach environment it's infinitely more fun to go with at least one other guy. Tell me again, what Leo is doing that is particularly something to be jealous of? You keep stating I'm jealous, but I wanna know what you think I'm so envious of.

I don't see this nigga parasailing or skydiving or doing fun shit that gets expensive that only an "Extravagant lifestyle" could compare. He's literally sitting on the sand vaping. Thats fucking it. Every beach picture he's always just sitting there doing jack shit, which is what you do at the beach. You make conversation and play around in the water. It's more fun to do with a mix of guys and girls than all girls.

>but muh yacht muhfugga
Wonder what he's doing there, having sex? Taking drugs? Drinking? All of these things are not exclusive to the insanely rich. He just does it more often than most people, or does it on a Tuesday instead of a Saturday. That still doesn't change the fact that aside from sex, everything is more fun with a good bro.

You wouldn't know that, because you don't have any friends.

>>82005327
>>82005412
>Desperate degenerate faggot David Blaine had a daughter, promptly cheated on the mother, and created another broken-home degenerate whore like the skanks he fucks and impresses with his garbage tricks
>Was so fucked up on drugs while filming Harmony Korine's "Fight Harm" that he completely ruined it and made the 30 minutes of footage unreleasable

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>>82004129
literal vaping neckbeard

>>82016428
>Cristiano Ronaldo
He's gay, but that would be the coolest friendship

>>82017074
>autism
It's not what YOU think. It's what OTHERS will think when they hear your spiel. Read your posts, picture youself as another normal person. You sound like a bitter jealous faggot.
It's like wearing only a pink thong outside and trying to argu that YOU think thongs are comfortable and not gay, but that's not what others will think.

>>82004129
I googled this and it's actually true, holy shit Leo is truly a fucking legend

>>82004761
lmao this is awesome, Leo is a beauty.

also it's kinda crazy how these dudes literally just live on a different plane of reality than we do, Jonah Hill is a fat dude who looks like one of those guys from HS who's still trying to make it as a rapper, but he could've fucked that chick without lifting a fuckin' finger.

"sorry what was your name? oh nice to meet you, hey can I get your number" is all it would've taken for him to smash that roastie

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>>82006446
>fake bruises washed off
>time for the next mark
>goes to big celeb awards show
>sees the Leo, surrounded by famous people, super models adoring him
>target locked
>go in for the kill
>coyly push through the crowd until standing next to him. smile mischievously.
>open painted lips to begin the seduction
>The Leo's eyes widen as he starts laughing uncontrollably. He can't believe I would even try.
>Everyone's laughing now.
>Humiliated, tears in my eyes.
>Run outside distraught.
>There's a man in a suit out there, head uplifted, gazing at the stars.
>new target acquired.

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>>82004129
>I don't know what's going on *frat, frat, frat*
what an idiot
also Leo sounds and looks like the American psycho type, he always looks so calm but at the same time ready to explode with rage and kill everyone in the room, and from the looks of it, has sex like him as well.

>>82017144
Still doesn't take away from the fact he's made many more accomplishments you've ever made to society I'm sure.

Check your privilege. The guy is a Puerto Rican, non-movie actor, making a living on magic while others like Criss Angel rode his coattails, yet still clawed his way into being the only household name magician in modernity.

>what was in this for her
his award winning Oscar dick

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>>82016598
This guy lmao

>>82004129
Its awesome how badly he treats these whores and they still show up for him