>"mum and dad aren't home, are they?" >"no,

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>bart and lisa are home alone
>they begin the sexe

>"maybe i can be your girlfriend for the night, Bart"

>>82000490
>>82000521
Remove yourself from existence

>It's a dipshit reddit cuckservative thread

>>82000490
>Bart get out, i'm piss!

>>82000490
>>82000521
>Bart get out I'm piss

>Bart get out, I'm reddit

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>>82000396
I know this isn't meant to be a serious thread but this line always bugged me. It's not funny enough to be a joke but it's just so random.

>>82000901

Agreed

>Yeah dad just went on a walk with a guy he's been shown to absolutely hate, without causing drama or flat out refusing to go.

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>>82000396
Oh yeah, the banned episode

>>82000901
This was meant to be a serious thread. I'm not responsible for the subsequent posts.

Is the line supposed to be funny because the idea of Homer out on a walk with the Flanders is ridiculous?

>>82000396
>mum

Do they dub Simpsons with English voice actors in England?

>>82000901
>>82001082
or they simply lied and went for a quick bang, i think the preposterous of it is a subtle joke to the audience, since Homer hates the Flanders.

>>82001429
I just didn't feel right typing "mom". Besides I think you Americans pronounce mom and mum the same anyway.

>>82000396
they lied about what they are going to do.

maybe they are fucking. maybe they are out digging for drugs.

>>82000901
They were lied to. They went to fuck.

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>>82000490
>>bart and lisa are home alone
>>they begin the sexe

>>82001330
the classic that started it all desu

>>82001901
Here in America we say mom with a clear O sound because we don't have British accents. What's fucked up to me is that technically Brits are still saying mom, but they spell it with a U so it matches their incorrect pronunciation.

>>82001429
Yes. Tom Hardy does the voice of Homer, and they're re-imagined as cockneys

>>82000901
it was code for going to Sneed's Feed and Seed

>>82002150
Americans don't even have a clear O sound, you put a little A in there and say Moam or maum

>>82001330
After god knows how long this still cracks me up every single time.

>>82002150
Mom doesn't have a clear O sound. Do Any Amrerican words?

>>82001362
some americans are really prude and reject anything that would imply they are gay. see the Mothra posters for the american release, they hide the fact that she's a butterfly because dude I'm a macho I like big boobs I ain't no bitch lmao

>>82002196
Some Americans do, but we have like 5 different accents in this country. None of them say mum as far as I know. Most of us say mom and the southerners say maum.

>moam

wut

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>>82000490
>>82000521

>>82002237
>mom doesn't have a clear O sound

???

some americans

someone post the lisa salty milk pic

>>82002150
The British "mum" is pronounced like 'bum' or 'chum', not like the American 'mom'

The American "mom" is pronounced like the British 'ma'am' (in the context of addressing female military personnel).

The American "ma'am" is just pronounced like it were 'maam'

The British "ma'am" (in the context of addressing royalty) is similar to the American 'ma'am'

>>82002384
no u

>>82002237
>Mom doesn't have a clear O sound

What does that even mean?

>>82002417
The American mom is pronounced like the name Tom, or the ROM in CD-ROM or the COM in the word compost.

>>82002417
Britcucks are retarded. Thanks for the update.

Why does Homer hate Flanders anyway?

>>82002523
Some people's personalities don't mix. Haven't you ever interacted with someone that you just didn't like right off the bat, even if they seem like a nice person?

>>82002523
you hate someone when they remind you something you hate about yourself

>>82000396
I always thought they should have followed up this scene with a quick runaway gag of Homer grunting while Flanders is talking his ears off.

>>82002870
For a second I read "taking his ears off" and thought you had a weird, sick sense of humor.

>>82001330
wheres the original

The Simpsons and The Flander's have literally gone on picnics and BBBQs together

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>>82002609
I tend to be the one who isn't liked.

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>>82003125
Well this isn't the way I thought this conversation would play out.

>>82003284
There was a guy at school who joined my group of friends but we never clicked. We had a similar sense of humor and interests but whenever I spoke to the guy, he was distant as fuck as if we were meant to be rivals. For lack of a better example, it was like the Brian/Quagmire feud in Family Guy, I was waiting for the day he's tear into me but we all went our seperate ways after high school.

>>82002523
homer thinks flanders is the bourgeoise rubbing his basement bar and wife's butt in his face

>>82000619
Only oldfags remeber this

>>82000563
where the FUCK do you get conservatives and politics from op's post?

seriously what is the logic process? let me dumb down my brain for a minute