5 out of 6 good episodes this season
who else felt defiled when there was a penis joke in Samurai Jack?
>>81975910
That penis joke was 10/10 get a sense of humour
scaramouche is literally our guy bud
>>81976353
>>81976408
SAMURAI JACK IS TOO PURE A SHOW FOR A PENIS JOKE
Will Scaramouche be the second to last boss of the franchise?
>>81975910
>mfw this is a fan service episode with all the previous good guys and we didn't get to see the Spartans
>>81975910
>penis joke
who gives a shit, it's funny because it came out of nowhere
and you're right there are 5 out of 6 good episodes but the bad episode wasn't 6, it was 5 because of how rushed everything was
>>81976439
That's why it was funny. So an unsophisticated and unexpected way to have the first non-pg joke.
>>81976682
No fuck you Ashi is best
>manchildren getting bootyblasted about a dick joke in a kid's show
top kek
there were no bad episodes.
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How was the episode, lads?
>>81976635
The spartan episode had one of the only moments where Jack had succeeded and was set in the future. I imagine they'll come into play.
>>81976408
babe*
>>81976635
>Implying Genndy isn't keeping them for the final battle.
>>81976711
I kind of get the joke in a way
>no one expects there to be a penis joke in Samurai Jack in a million years
>suddenly a guy that vaguely looks like a penis but why would a guy that looks like a penis be intentional in a show like Samurai Jack
>Scaramouche calls everyone out on exactly what we were all thinking
>"Ashi episode"
>but actually the show sucking Jack's cock
>the woolies
> all the Easter eggs like Zorak and Astro
>Scaramouch is back
>funniest episode since Jack's Fairy Tales
>The Archers basically saying they're game for the final battle
>Scaramouch shenanigans
>The Ravers with a bunch of cool new designs
>A FUCKING SONG AND DANCE NUMBER WITH AWESOME SAMURAI FIGHTING AND INCORPORATING HIS DANCE MOVES
>Ashi being a cute throughout especially when she discovers dancing
>it turns out she was naked the whole time which makes so many scenes hotter in retrospect (especially the needle plucking)
>accomplishes this while simultaneously making the cult horrifying with the child abuse
>Ashi finally goes full doki-doki for Jack's magic sword
>sheds off her body paint and we get some tasteful lewd
>very cute new outfit and haircut
>the Sa-moo-rai actually shows up, with awesome Superfly flashback scenes
>we even get Demongo because why the fuck not
>Jack un-JUSTS himself
>the absolute madman still fits in a fight at the end
>actually going to find his sword
All this great stuff, yet plebs find a way to bitch loudly.
>>81976835
The song was lame and the rave part was the weakest part of the episode but I mainly agree. Its funny watching /co/ cry about stuff like WTF DEMONGO WAS DEAD THIS RUINS THE LORE!
>>81976817
Exactly. It's probably the only time a "he looked like a penis" joke was actually funny.
>>81976717
nigger it has nothing to do with ashi, it's because the episode skipped around a ton and felt random
>and then jack rides a dragon to leave the island
>and then jack tells ashi about the creation of the universe
>and then jack shows ashi a tree
>and then jack and ashi go to some city
>and then in the city jack shows ashi some stuff
>and then they fight some possessed children
i liked the visuals but the pacing was all over the place
>>81976873
The song was one of the best parts, it incorperated nostalgia with artistic direction AND character development.
Plus it sounded nice, 230,000 youtube views already
>>81976835
Didn't like the rave part that much
Also if Jack had some kind of idea of how to get his sword back this whole time then why hasn't he done it yet? Not like he's that against doing difficult shit
>>81975910
And I'm glad they so many of the old characters out of the way in one episode. It means we won't be relying totally on nostalgia fanservice for the whole season.
>Tfw no Lulu, sweet thing
>>81976976
it was just a faster paced episode than normal in Samurai Jack with a "showing Ashi the bad stuff" montage. It's not like the show didn't break it's own formula on a regular basis anyway. Not every episode is gonna be listening to background noises and Jack's sandels stepping on leaves until he fights some faggot
>>81976990
It's impossible.
But now he has the will to do the impossible.
>>81977107
X9 is dead anon. Considering the tone of that episode it wouldn't have made sense to bring him back.
>>81977149
also it was a dog
dogs don't live 50 years
>Tfw the Scotsmans Amazonian daughters
Scaramouche and Demongo need to combine to form the ultimate meme villain
>>81975910
>FUNK-A-CHOP
Also, is Demongo voiced by the Invader Zim guy? When he says "I have returned!", he sounds just like Zim.
I wish Ashi would have encountered the magic worms
>>81975910
The character hose head as shaped like a dick was a funny visual joke, but having scaramouche look directly at the camera and actually say "that guy looked like a penis" was a shitty family guy tier way to ruin a perfectly fine joke.
Is Tale of X9 true cartoon kino?
The Princess and the Bounty Hunters feels like it could be turned into a full live action movie directed byQuentin Tarantino
>>81977411
if any other character said it it'd be weird
Tale of X9, Jack and the Gamgsters, Samurai Vs Ninja, The Princess and the Bounty Hunters, The Beginning, Jack and the Travelling Creatures, The Birth of Evil parts 1 and 2, Jack and the Spartans
All kino of the highest caliber
>>81977411
Nope, we were all thinking it and the show telling us we had a dirty mind was funny.
I can't even watch this, it feels like some limbo where I'm just trying to relive how great it was as a kid.
>>81976439
>>81977519
what about this character
So what was the thing that directed Ashi to Jack's location?
>>81977745
>tfw last episode ends with a R&M season 3 promo
not good man
>>81977806
probably just random ally that Jack made in his time in the future
>>81976635
There was a spartan in the bar. It was terribly handled in my opinion. It should have been a huge moment when all of the old characters show up.
This episode was great, I loved seeing the callbacks to older episodes and seeing Jack's effect on the world. It was great world-building.
Also Ashi HNNNNNGGGGGGG
>>81977932
This type of poster are the ones praising redditai jack. Absolutely pathetic.
>>81975910
>the concert
I feel sorry for any1 who watched live and had to suffer through that
>>81975910
anyone who unironically uses the word "hype" when praising redditjack disqualifies their entire post. Fucking normalfags and retards watching this show.
>>81978175
>>81978120
can you just fuck off
you are such a faggot
>>81978137
Why do autists hate anything happy?
>>81976482
One would hope.
>>81978248
I can't believe I share a board with people who thought episode 6 of redditmeme jack was good. will you just kill yourself please? or gb2 leddit
>>81978251
>>>81978137 (You)
>Why do autists hate anything happy?
That scene was shit and you know it, quit baiting for yous
@81978352
What kinds of cinema and television do you consider "not reddit"
>>81978353
It literally wasn't, the music was good, the visuals were good, Ashi being cute was good.
There was nothing not to like besides a tonal shift to something happy for 10 seconds, which plebs seem to hate.
>>81978352
reddit this reddit that
you're the worst cancer on this board
>>81978137
Kek I skipped it
>>81976976
i mean, ashi's development was pretty rushed
she went from being vehemently against jack to wanting to destroy aku with him in 4 or 5 episodes
>>81977149
so was demongo or so we thought
>>81977477
have you seen the hateful 8
>>81978713
>dark futuristic world run by a dark lord
>bunch of bounty hunters talk about some Samurai they've all come to kill and their backgrounds and their abilities and greatest kills for an hour and a half
>set a big elaborate trap
>Samurai kills them
>directed by Quentin Tarantino
>93% Rotten Tomatoes
>>81976835
>sheds off her body paint and we get some tasteful lewd
Post yfw you realize Thicc was naked the entire time she was beating up naked lolis.
>>81976835
You could tell by the way they drew Ashi's boobs she was naked, I just didn't think the absolute madmen would come right out and show it.
>>81976990
Because he faced his guilt, killed the ghost that had been haunting him and found "hope" again. Plus he has a hot girl now. That motivates anyone.
>>81978843
pointyboobs are in the artstyle of Samurai Jack, we just all assumed it was a skin tight suit
And why was hot burning coal able to turn her skin completely black without just burning it to fuck? Why was being burned to fuck something that could just be scraped off with a rock?
>>81978647
>i mean, ashi's development was pretty rushed
A bit, but keep in mind she's been raised in a cave with a single minded purpose her whole life. They didn't even know what a deer was nor seemed to grasp the difference between genders. Once exposed to the world that can change your viewpoint fast.
>>81978817
I don't think they all were, the Mother had a robe on that she took off when she gave birth to the daughters.
>>81978985
that's a good point, hadn't thought of it like that
>>81979031
I will assume so until the show says something contrary to that.
>>81978985
this
I don't see how someone doesn't change their mind immediately the instant they realize the only people they've ever known treated them like shit and that there's more to life than just murdering a dude
Jack is the most likable character
>>81978843
i thought she was wearing a really tight bodysuit desu
>>81977270
Jack is gonna lose to Aku and Ashi will be the one to kill him
>Whole arc of Jack feeling hopeless but stoically keeping on
>Frequently told by his inner demons his heroics are useless
>People slaughter entire villages just to get his attention
>Stands by his convictions like he has the entire time, despite feeling they serve no purpose
>Have an ungrateful child soldier who you despite everything save and carry as a burden
>Because Jack knows there is a truth to the goodness he has done even if he has trouble believing it
>Eventually she relents and considers it
>Jack leaves in his own despair but girl discovers Jack was right the entire time and tells him everything he has done for fifty years was not for nothing
>Even fights to save the person she was willing to die to kill because Jack was proven so correct
But yes a penis joke and a rave scene ruined all of this
Did Genndy know that Jack's character would have preferred to have his hair up but still just prefer his design with his hair down more? He found every reason possible to have Jack's hair be down and flowing in the original show and now he's just said fuck it to having his hair up in general
>>81979379
Warlord Jack was foretold. He will gather an army and destroy Aku with Ashi
Ashi is the best
>>81976482
the aku cult mother will probably be there
>4 episodes to end the entire series
>no weapon
>questionable sidekick
>still no way home
Next 4 episodes are gonna be a shitshow
who /hype/ here?
>>81980877
I don't want it to be over so soon
>>81979211
Every scene was bad and artificially pandering, the wacky robot head shenanigans and
S A M U R A I D R O P
were just the most retarded of them.
Also they completely avoided having to write anything meaningful or interesting about jack's inner demons by just having them lie to him about dead kids. So then the problem is resolved by "btw jack the kids are alive so you don't have to bother with this inner struggle shit any more" and him cutting his personified inner demon in half. So now he's no longer depressed and he suddenly believes his sword is obtainable now. Glad we got that character development shit out of the way in like 5 minutes now we can move on.
>>81976439
>TV-14
>Too pure
A cute! CUTE!
>>81981410
She's mine
I disliked Scaramouche coming back more than the penis joke. The character is the embodiment of a one-off and bringing him back ruins the pottery
>>81975910
If you don't like the last epidode, you probably didn't grow up with the show. It's not supposed to be like Naruto where it's all fighting and melodrama.
>>81981410
gonna have to ask you to stop talking about my wife like that
>>81981793
the edgier first few episodes were kino though
>>81981410
Ashi should probably be much more mentally scarred
>>81981832
There's only so much of that they could do before it would start to wear thin. Besides, why reboot samurai jack if your going to do it without any of the humor or goofiness? They'll probably bring the tone back to serious for the last few episodes.
So I think it's getting pretty obvious where this is going
>Jack & Ashi get the sword back
>Scottsman gathers all the people Jack has helped into a new army
>Jack leads the army on Aku's castle
>Breaks into castle, finds way to get back to the past inside
>Everyone dies holding the portal
>On the other side is the Gate Guardian
>Jack/Ashi vs. Gate Guardian
>Wins and proceeds to go beat Aku
>Jack and Ashi live out their lives together
I missed it, does anyone have a link?
>>81981925
I'm not attacking the funnier episodes I'm just defending the edgier ones
>>81981986
http://www.toonova.net/samurai-jack-season-5-episode-6
not exactly hard to google but I'll spoonfeed
enjoy, butdont even think of talking to my wife Ashi
>>81981774
Tfw she isn't real
>>81975910
it caught me off guard sure but I still laughed
it wasn't distasteful, it isn't really a bad word and I don't think it ever was
>>81977806
Same thing that sent Jack to the graveyard way back in Jack vs. The Zombies.
It was such a blink and you'll miss it moment in the original episode that the fact they brought it back for this one is nice.
>>81982206
Got a pic of the creature from the episode?
>>81978951
Ever played Dark Souls?
It only looked like ashes because it was smouldering. We don't know what else was in there.
>>81982297
No point. Looks exactly the same. Just a shadow.
Can I just point out some bullshit that's inevitable with the conclusion of this show?
>Jack goes back in time to kill Aku
>wins
>Circumstances causing the future that Scotsman/Ashi/Archers/Woolies/etc live in no longer happens
>they all cease to exist
Alternative
>Jack goes back in time to kill Aku
>wins
>Butterfly effect occurs
>Future in which Aku takes over the world still happens
>Everything still sucks in that timeline
Literally both endings are gonna be sad as fuck as everyone has to come to terms with either no longer existing or never being able to see Jack again and having to rebuild that shitty world.
>>81983001
Ashi will come back with Jack and just be an oddity of time
>>81976635
It'll be nice if they continue the ending of the Spartan episode with Jack now going there to recruit them for one last push against Aku with the Archers, Scotsman's daughters, etc.
>>81982206
I thought Aku lead Jack to the graveyard himself by influencing his path, I don't remember that shadowy creature appearing in that episode.
samurai jack is reddit:the show.
champloo is true kino
>>81983241
>Jack finishes off Aku
>It's over
>looks to Ashi
>she's starting to fade out of existence
>ShockedSamurai.jpg
>She's smiling
>you did it samurai
>no Ashi, we did it
>she finally fades away
>Jack walks into the distance
>end theme plays
>>81980292
How do you get that hes a warlord from that end scene?
If anything he looked more like some sort of a King. Also, wasn't this in some comic or something? I think they did expanded on it, so I dont think it will be used for the end of the show.
>>81983356
oh fuck off, this is a jack thread
>>81983356
Champloo is the true reddit
The Boondocks is the true blue kino
>>81980877
>series end
Will they really? no more seasons?
>>81983467
this is the last one
extremely sad. My heart actually sinks a bit when I think about it. Good things never last. I guess I should be happy that it's short and sweet instead of the Simpsons
>>81983505
But why? surely they are making good bank out of this much popularity, plus the product is actually good.
Why did Gendy chose just to make one season?
>>81983724
He's just appreciative of the fans and he and Adult Swim just decided to drag out Samurai Jack one last time for those die hard fans that wanted it to be finished. It's a passion project, although they could probably keep going but why wear the quality of it too thin
>>81979211
lol someone hasnt watched seasons 2-3 in a while have they
the show had a huge dip in quality
>>81983932
what are you talking about my dude
>>81983932
Season 3 is the best season of redditai jack. I think they even got more budget after the first and second seasons which were full of terrible ideas and awful character designs.
Are there any references to the greaser robots
>>81984382
they were the most nobody of nobodies so probably not
>>81980729
Cult mother will be a side villain who Ashi fights
>>81978951
It was pumice, and the coal was clearly magical evil shit
i actually liked the penis joke
>oh man that guys heads looks like a penis
"makes penis joke"
totally unexpected for quick laugh
>le penis head
>le waste time walking around
>le jokes
>le bantz
>le "i like ur hair lel"
Wtf?
What the FUCK happened to my KINO!?
>>81976771
THE SHOW TURNED TO SHIT AFTER 3 EPISODES
>>81985787
>mounted samurai character was a pushover and did nothing despite being foreshadowed for 5 episodes
>"m-muh children as okay" is all the convincing jack needs to not kill himself
the writing was REALLY weak. The dialogue in episode 5 was great and retained the tone of the original series. This episode was so jarring I wonder if it was written by someone else.