You wake up tomorrow morning with all of superman's powers.

>>81972546

clear minefields while listening to walking on sunshine

Give Trump a wedgie

Kill Trump, Kill Putin, Kill that fat slant in North Korea and then probably go see if I can find ISIS.

Stop playing "make believe" on 4chan like a virgin loser with no friends.

>>81972546
does my foreskin regrow? if so i masturbate

>>81972546

Annhilate any country that ends in -stan or -sreal

Run around at high speeds grabbing women with fat asses

Demand a Batman costume instead of Supermans.

>>81972658
>-sreal

hopefully your superspelling will fix this error

Probably go rob a bank and offer it to my mum, she works too hard.

steal and make life better for those i care about

>>81972783

>robbing banks when you could literally be scooping up precious minerals from deep in the earth using your x-ray version

Good job, idiot.

does superman even get paid? surely the government or something must offer him money for his services

>>81972848
Actually, scrap that, go break into Buckingham Palace, kill the royal family and take their money, and offer it to my mum.

Maybe spend my spare time doing your suggestion.

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>>81972546
Fuck off to space.

Start fights for fun.

Flip off the cameras for 1/22 of a second for every show and movie I despise. It will get past the editors and some autist here will find out about it.

Eventually my shenanigans will be a mark of bad film quality, and people will refuse to watch the things I hate.

Watch out, CW.

>>81972633
So you would stop your hobby?

Burn Essex to the ground.

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>>81972852

what

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>>81972935

This.

>>81972971
Obviously it's not every second, but a random second in the film/show

>>81973000

You might actually improve it.

>save people
>kill ISIS
>reverse time to correct mistakes
>go to space and beat the crap out of some random ayylmaos

>>81972658
This

>>81972546
Cure cancer

I'd find that son of a bitch who ripped me off and stick a hand through his chest

>>81972546
Go back to sleep and hope that I wake up as Batman.

>>81972546

Go wreck ISIS, and then kill all the world leaders and become a god on Earth. Then fuck off to space and leave Earth to eat itself alive

>>81972546
Fuck around honestly

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use my super-speed to brute-force myself into a 4chan gold account so i can shitpost without needing to use captcha and upload files over 2 mb

also there's a chance my newfound powers might possibly give me the confidence to consider maybe asking out a girl IRL; but probably not if we're being realistic here

>>81972546
Literally nothing. I'm in no hurry to do anything besides what I currently do. Maybe I'll use it to steal stuff so I can go back to locking myself in my room and not have to work.

>>81972783
Your mother earns the compensation she's worth.

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>>81972629
this

Demand a Dredd sequel, or Earth burns.

Go back in time to piss on prime Jennifer Connelly

>>81973206
She makes enough, but she deserves to have some easy time off.

>Ask out girl
>She still rejects me
>Ram fist through face

Destroy the planet. Save all the pre 10 year old kids and rape them.

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do a backflip

Basically become the Punisher, but with super powers.

>>81973332
fucking kek

I find Kathleen Kennedy and make her a science project.

>>81972546
Kill all BLACKED and picklerick posters.

And then just do what superman does.

I have to wonder, does Superman need to eat to survive? What about hydration? Can he just eat fast food and never lose his physique?

>>81972546
find a qt loli to make my sidekick

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>>81972546
kill Trump
kill ISIS
kill reddit
kill sjws
kill North Korea
Marry 100 JAV actresses, make a super army with my 100s of sons

Dress up as Jesus and destroy churches.

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Zip over to Zack Snyders house and give him the opportunity to travel with me along my feats of heroism as my personal kinographer.

>>81973522
he doesn't, sunlight is enough

>>81973601
>Dress up as Jesus and destroy churches.
>not dressing up as muhhamed and eating pork

>>81973008
>tfw this describes me but I don't have godlike powers so I can't do anything about it

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>>81973332
come on now anon. you're superman, not superchad.

>ask out girl
>she still rejects me
>"y-you too"
>go home, cry, fap, post a bit on 4chan, sleep for 16 hours

>>81973649
>Dress up as Buddha and start random fights with homeless people.

>>81972629
>see if I can find ISIS

To join, because you just killed all their enemies.

>>81973710
Bitch please, I can fly, I'm invincible and can tear people to pieces, my confidence just got a large boost.

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>>81973332
Just take her flying bro.

>>81973725
>dress up as Moses and kill a bunch of Egyptians

>>81973729
Still, they murdered those people n film, so I'm still gonna pull their spines out, and livestream it for 4chan.

>>81972546
Leg drop Israel from orbit.

If I'm being honest probably nothing. I Probably just end up getting revenge on my bullies and continue being neet. I MIGHT try and defend earth if there was some sort of alien invasion or whatever the hell superman does but I'm not really ambitious at all. I just want to relax and watch movies.

Genocide all women desu

Genocide all white men

>>81972546
Incinerate USA. That's half the problems of the world escalating there, with mayonnaise fags, rampant feminists, blacks, FMI, drug buyers and a fuckton more.

Incinerate Switzerland.

Blow up every nuke on earth, hopefully they will be underground and only fuck up the country that host it.

Retire to a small cabin in the woods with a lot of dogs and maybe a qt

build a moonbase
become a military contractor
watch as stupid humans bid on destruction of their enemies.
destroy whoever i want and throw wads of cash money into the sun

>>81973796
>Dress up as Vishnu and go fight a cow

>>81972852
Superman never made any money. Saving the world from Solomon Grundy.

>>81973881
What's wrong with Switzerland?

>>81972546
Keep them a secret and kill everyone like this >>81973862

>>81972852
>Buy a bag of charcoal
>Make diamonds
>Get rich and put DeBeers out of business in one fell swoop

>>81972546
Find Joseph Kony, capture him and destroy his armies.

Destroy every drug cartel.

Free the 3 million people held in slavery in Muslim countries.

Turn the bohemian grove into ash and issue a dire warning to the governments of the world about their corrupt dealings.

Wipe out street gangs in every US city.

>>81972546

Taunt Snyderfags on /tv/. As superman I would be the utmost authority on superman. I would give a super review of BvS and hunt down and torture snyderfags for their shit taste.

>>81972546
Put on webshooters and a Spider-Man outfit just to fuck with people, I'll stick to walls to sell it

>>81973885
>dress up as ares and go fight some persians

Probably just fly to Japan and live there, looks comfy as hell.

>Genocide everything but white Christian men
>with the white mans burden eradicated and not having to pay muhh welfare/programs we can focus on relevant things again like space travel, artificial wombs to continue the race etc

Not even gay but I just wish sexual attraction/lust etc would stop being a thing. It gets in the way of so much

>>81973917
Switzerland is neutral, fuck that

>>81973944
But I thought they got Kony back in 2012

/s

>>81972546
take over the planet

Dress up as a trump supporter and let antifa break their bodies upon my super bones.

>>81974004
Good, they're staying out of this pissing contest.

I'd search the deep ocean for weird creatures bring them up to surface and throw them at tourists on the beach

>fly to any sjw rally
>begin suplexing everyone in sight

>>81973990
So basically turning Earth into Krypton from the beginning of MoS?

>>81974060
BREAK YOURSELF UPON MY BODY

I take star wars from disney.

The Galaxy far far away will not be tainted any longer by that fucking mouse.

rape every women in africa until the whole continent looks white

>>81974116
I guess. But without moralfagging

Plus everyone there had super powers or at least a lot did. I'd be the only one in this scenario. So I'd be a relaxed dictator. I'd let people do what they want, rule themselves etc, but if shit starts to get too degenerate or moralfaggy id step in

Seeing as I'm browsing Youtube atm, beat Casey Neistat to death.

>>81973891
Fucking 10/10 reference bro

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Heem everyone.

>>81974067
>they're staying out of this pissing contest
If they were TRUE neutral, wich only happens in D&D.
They are the kind of country that goes "Do every evil as you can, as long as you don't do it to me, I'm neutral. As a side note, every country should take special consideration with us and bring us good, as we are neutral and keep relationships with everyone!"

They are not "I'm Neutral Fuck you"-neutral, they are "I'll look at the other way/I'll take it!"-neutral

>>81972546
I go on a killing spree that wont end until it reachs one billion.

>>81974308
Just flip over the whole continent of Africa there you just saved humanity aswell as killed a billion or two.

>>81974308
>I go on a killing spree that wont end

FTFY.

>>81972546
I'm sure the ability to fly could save me money on gas

>>81974308
will you promise me you'll kill all the irish?

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Half of us would be the Superman from Red Son, and the other half would be the Homelander from the Boys
And a very few would be Kid Miracleman

>>81974197
This one's good.
Alternatively, x-scan every pregnan women on earth and punch it if she carries anything non white

>>81974197
>a continent full of bastard super mutts

What could go wrong

Fly to Syria and start a Militia.... call it "Deus Vult"

-Recruit locals and provide them with the best (stolen by me) military equipment.

-infiltrate all ISIS controlled areas and uproot them. Take over all of their assets... line up all military aged men and force them to pledge their lives to Jesus Christ or face his wrath.. all those who refuse will be burned to a crisp by my heat-ray

-recruit Muslims to my cause by performing miracles, and telling them that I am the Archangel Michael...

-take over large portions of Syria and Iraq. Fly to Assad's palace and force him to bend the knee and pledge all of his soldiers to Jesus Christ's army. I will do the same to Hezbollah.

-Launch a barrage of Scud Missiles from Syria onto all Israeli Military installations... provoking a retaliatory attack... as Israeli f-16, Missiles and bombers are scrambled, I put them all out of commission.

-Send diplomatic cable to Bibi... tell him I am now in control of the entire Levant. Give him an ultimatum... bend the knee and join the coalition or force the destruction of Israel and exile of Jews from the Middle East.

-Since he will probably to Washington DC, I will send an invasion force across the Blue line into Israel comprising of SLA, Hezbollah and "Deus Vult" with this blaring on giant speakers as they march:

https://youtu.be/jA_Rg7B4QiY

-With me providing the ultimate air-support, we annihilate the IDF in battle and take Tel Aviv... then Israel.

- I go to asteroid belt and locate gold and other precious metals.

All citizens in greater Syria will be forced to work and paid in gold coins... ONLY Gold currency will be accepted into my controlled territory.

-utilizing my powers, I will terraform the deserts creating fertile farmland.

-utilizing ubundant precious and rare materials from the asteroid belt, I begin putting engineers to work creating advanced weaponry.

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>>81973777
cute trips, but no. once a beta, always a beta.

besides, women never reject guys directly. she'll probably just say "wow anon you're a really sweet guy, but i'm dating/married/lesbian/abstinent/MtF tranny/about to leave the country/ETC"

if cornered she'll begrudgingly agree to go out with you 2 weeks or so from now. then she'll say "oh that was today? damn and i really wanted to!" then pull out her excuses again.


Chad has never known defeat. He's been the best at everything he's ever tried or cared about. his cock is 10 inches long and tastes like apple pie. no woman will ever surrender the chase for Chad no matter the consequences.

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Become Superman, more or less.
Confiscate the weapons from some of the criminals I take out so my friends and family can shoot at me for fun.

>>81973012
>watching disney movie #3489
>all of a sudden a giant dick waves across the screen
>now buried into the subconscious of every person in the theatre

>>81972546
>Wait for a war to start
>Wait for one side to start losing
>Save the losing side
>Become their king
>Prep for world conquest

>>81973468
Throw cunny in there, too.

I would put fear into Hollywood.

>>81974430
I'd literally wear the costume

>>81972546
Help Assad

>>81974424
I kill Chad in front of her then rape her and that makes the woman like me because of how her monkey brain works.

Besides Im fucking superman what do I care if some cunt doesnt love me Ill just rape to my herat's content and vaporize anyone that tries to stop me.

>>81974209
why tho, he's a nice guy

>>81974466
I think I'd dress more like Capitan Marvel, or Capitan Marvel Jr.
I like their style better.

>>81974447
>not wanting to be idolized by billions of qt lolis

>>81972629
>Destabalizing Russia and America
>Not realizing that even if Trump dies it goes to Pence
>And then to more neocons

I don't even think Putin's ultimately that bad. His country supports him sincerely. You'd have to kill a lot of innocent people if you want to fix that.

But I think it'd probably by ok 80% of the time to kill all of ISIS.

Then chilling out in the Mariana's trench or antarctica to see if there's any lost ruins or something.

And flying shit to mars to begin terraforming it.

>>81974499

Go back to bed Casey.

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I grab a cunt and fly them really high then drop them then catch them just before they hit the ground. Repeat this 100 or 1000 times until they're totally mind broken. It's more extreme that waterboarding.

>>81974424
Original anon here, I like this guy's plan actually

>>81974486
Except the raping, I'll kill Chad, and when there's nothing better to settle for, my time will come.

>>81974515
Half capes are serious the shit.

But Superman has that symbol appeal, you know.
A shielded S means something

>>81974466
As I know, supes powers don't include growing a beard and increasing his muscle mass, so you'll still look like shit

>>81974354
I'd be the High, I'd just go sit on a chair up a mountain until the world was ready to change.

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>>81972546
Go back in time to before my ex gf left me and use the hindsight to fix what was wrong with the relationship.
then show her muh super-dick

>>81974576
Women love rape because their pussies are more powerful than their brains.

>>81974580
Good point. I'll settle for 90's Superboy then.

beat le current year man to within an inch of his life every sunday when his show airs

>>81973944
>implying any of that is real

>>81972546
Kill every political person in Washington DC we start over blow up Hollywood every studio gone no more poison

>>81974572
Anon, I'll start liking it after the second catch Unless you literally grab my be the cunt

>>81974645
Lennon glasses, a side cut, and a leather jacket?

Honestly, I'm not a fan. Some people love it. But it's not for me

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Wear this, just cus I'm Superman doesn't mean I have to wear his boring as shit costume.

>>81974625
Pretty sure Superman's powers include being ripped even without effort

>>81972546
Probably lose control and destroy a lot of Earth desu

>>81974720
Go away Max Landis

>>81974308

That would take a few minutes if you were Superman. Just fly full speed into the center of India

>>81974739
No they don't

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>>81974702
Wait, I've found the perfect middle ground.
Metropolis style Superman.

>>81974431
this guy gets it

>>81974825
Thats too fast anon Im a savage at heart I would take my slow time tearing their flesh apart hearing their screams.

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as with 95% of people, this

>>81974720
>build an iron man suit
>doesn't do anything except throw people off of the nature of my powers

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>>81974854
So a bit like this.
Ignore the right side of the image

Super-Punisher.

Every criminal burns.

>>81974720
>his boring as shit costume
>posts the dullest Batman costume created instead

>>81974885
Yeah, pretty much given enough time

Wait 500 years and I think most people would give it a go at least once.

I save Europe

Go get a weeks supply of suboxone, kick my addiction, and then go on to do minor vigilante work, and probably more intense manual labor, while occasionally flying up into space to sun bathe.

>>81974922
A bit, except not designed by a pretentious faggot.

>>81974963
What would you use? I love the simple look, reminds me of the Animated 90s series suit.

I'd honestly go to my gym and start fucking with people. I'd walk up to the guy who's lifting the most there and start curling whatever he's deadlifting just to get into his head.

>>81972546
Probably fly around like an idiot for a while. Try not to hit any planes.

Watch the news the next day, see if there's a report of a UFO or man in the sky.

If I was absolutely certain I was invincible, I might make myself known. I'm pretty sure the government is too fucking incompetent to catch a Superman. So I don't have much to worry about.

>>81974974
Most versions of Superman are not immortal.

Put the world in a bottle

>>81975025
Almost all of them have him live a very long time though

>>81972629
>kill Trump
way to martyr the fuckface. Really good.

I am so glad superpowers don't exist; one of the retards that post here would probably get them.

>>81975002
Something more like the 90's animated series suit, with the yellow oval around the bat.
Or at least the current version. Dig that purple.

>>81975032
Red Son is some good shit

I was considering a kind of worldly purge to reshape it in my view but desu I'd probably just tear off some landmass and anchor it into the sea (superman has pulled earth through space) and create a new state in my image

-Whites only, no degeneracy
-Limited access at best, perhaps a tourist area to generate income and display to the world what an ideal society looks like
-Do whatever the fuck we please because island is defended by Superman who can shit on literally all current military tech or just threaten to annihilate a country myself if interfered with

Sounds pretty fun. Maybe when the nation/reich is humming it can conquer the rest of the world.

>>81975001
Yeah, Diaz is a fag
But he does have good designs. Sometimes

>>81973384
not a blackflip

kys shithead

>>81972546
Kill Osama Bin Laden

>>81973007
Fun fact: The original idea for casting Passengers was Keanu Reeves and Zellweger.

Try to imagine how good THAT movie would have been.

>>81975025
>not immortal.
Sort of?
Eventually he just becomes too powerful to kill, like Superman Prime.

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i'd pull a meteor and throw onto the planet
aiming it at hollywood or calabasas first
fuck this gay earth

Probably raid somewhere Dorito's are manufactured. I have a craving.

Brutally rape and kill so many fucking women and children, holy shit, if I just had the power I would be so fucking busy every minute of every day.

>>81975159
so you're saying the movie had been in production hell for 20 years?

>>81975180
>That crown

Fucking kek

>>81973959
underrated post.

go to hollywood murder all the pedos and take all the lolis to an island to live in paradise with me.

>>81974052
This is the only valid answer. After discovering I truly am invincible, I would take over the world and become a benevolent dictator creating as close to a utopia as possible ending all wars and ending mineral scarcity.

>>81975258
no anon you are the pedos

>>81975316
>ending wars
Why would you do that? Who cares if these monkeys murder eachother its fun to watch from a distance just make sure they obey you.

>>81975316
So.. Red Son Superman

>>81975316
this

>>81975362
but i wouldn't sex them they would be free to do whatever they pleased on my island

>>81972546

Kill all the white people.

>>81972546
Figure out new ways to end myself since invincibility rules out most of my options rn.

Probably just fly around space and do some exploring.

Go about using my superior intellect, speed and power to start improving the worlds infrastructure. Help gather resources from space. Improve global food production. Help set up colonies through the system. I'd only aid nations that have mindset to actually help mankind by embracing science, knowledge, cultural growth and respect for their people. Nations and groups that aren't keen on getting on board I'd leave alone as long as they didn't interfere. Those outsiders would get food and medicine but that's about it. Aggression would be dealt with quickly and efficiently. No warnings. By the time I'm doing my deeds, it should be obvious not to start shit.

>>81975456
Black holes solve all problems

>>81975525
I'd like to see this tested, what would happen if Supes flew into a black hole?

>make sure my identity isn't revealed
>consult with the world's smartest people and leaders to start humanity's ascension

>>81972546
Stay at home and fap because xray vision and zoom vision.

>>81973729
*allies

>>81975605
Well Superman has kept a blackhole contained within in hands so....
Anything the fuck he wants, I guess

I'd just become a pro boxer or MMA fighter. So much cash.

>>81975428
They would want to sex you because you'd be the only dick for a 1000 miles. It'd be just like one of your anime.

>>81972546
shitpost all day, just like I already do everyday

>>81975687
With the option of using laser eyes to kill people you are arguing with fro your PC.

I'd offer to wipe out ISIS or the USA or some shit for mad $$$$$. I bet Putin would pay me handsomely if I said I would make him the ruler of America.

>>81975734
Why would you need money?

>>81975686
>They would want to sex you because you'd be the only dick for a 1000 miles. It'd be just like one of your anime.
once they're old enough for sex they will have to leave loli island. but they will leave rich and smart .

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>>81972546
Fly into space and put giant American flags on every planet in the galaxy to remove any possibility of the inferior nations catching up to us.

Destroy nukes since they're superman's only real-world weakness

Then I'll probably just fuck everything up whether I intended to or not.

>>81975221
It was in production hell for like 5 years iirc.

>>81974005
No, he escaped into the Congo

>>81974668
Idiot

legalize cunny

>>81975796
Stealing stuff would get tedious.

>>81974515
honestly id be completely nude, to show my dominance over the normies

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Just fuck with people, really.

>>81975865


Actually they're not. He's survived nuclear blasts plenty of times. He basically shrugs them off at this point.

>>81976106
That sounds fun until Conan or whatever late night host starts talking shit about the Ubermensch's tiny weiner
>I mean, what's he compensating for? Oh wait. I think we ALL know why he needs to fly.
You can kill them, but then you'd be known as the tiny dicked Superman who is ashamed of his tiny dick

>>81976106
Then at least have the decency to trim or shave.

>>81972546
Kill all chads so women can't deny me sex

>>81976190
He's probably thinking of TDKR

>>81972546
i would topple the US government and become the next hitler

>>81976236
that nuke is designed to block out the sun not hurt supes.

>>81976282
Whatever the reason
He got skellied and had to turn to a vampire to save himself

>>81975865
>>81976236
The biggest problem a nuke would cause Superman is a Nuclear Winter blocking out sunlight.
That's part of the reason Supes was fucked up enough for Batman to fight him on even ground.
The nuke fucked him up, but it was the fallout that kept him down.

>>81972546
Fix Mexico then threaten world leaders with utter destruction so that there is peace at last

>>81976199
then i fly into his studio and break his bones one by one on live television and rape his mouth. whos small dicked now faggot?

>>81973604
>This is lame. Why aren't you tipping buildings over? come on, hurl that fuel tanker at those people. Come on, supes, I'm bored haha.

>>81976324
Nigga can fly faster than light in space
He can just take naps in the fucking Sun to recharge, even if all of Earth had the weather of Ireland

explore the fucking universe

>>81976349
Streisand effect, nigger
You'll always be known as having a little dick

The only way to beat it is to laugh about it and say something like "It's a good thing I can lift his mountain!"
You can't fight memes

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>>81976143
>not posting the superior Silver Age moment

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>>81972546

Fuck Earth! I would go live on the Moon and get a front row seat of WW3

Travel the world doing good dressed as El Santo.

>rob the cartels
>disable the Japanese Whaling fleet
>provide clean water to Africa...with birth control in it

>>81976580
Why not just toss the cartels into the sun?

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>>81976580
now with pic...

>>81976626
>El Santo does not believe in the death penalty
considering how overpowered I'd be I'd probably try to help the world without killing anyone...at first anyways. a few cripplings though.

>protect the world but kill everyone who does the smallest crimes
Quick snap to the neck for jaywalkers and weeks of agony for murders. School shooters who an hero? Time travel back in time

>>81976701
Pretty sure if someone chainsaws someone else into pieces, you can at least powerbomb them into oblivion, El Santo
No one would judge you.

>>81973789
So torture her to death with asphyxiation?

>>81976415
barbara streisand cant kill people instantly is the difference

>>81972546

save people, fly, pick up heavy things, and also find out where Richard Spencer's next rally is and throw him into the sun.

>>81972546
I probably watch anime and playing those competitive game with my super reaction time skills.

>>81972546
Become a paid mercenary for the US government, make billions that way.

Use resulting fame to fuck tons of chicks and hollywood actresses

How long would it take for superman to document the whole universe

>>81975394
He said a Utopia, not a commie state

>>81972629
Fuck Trump and Fuck white people! Uh, I better throw in North Korea and ISIS to throw off my trail

>>81975058

Killing someone that nobody likes doesn't suddenly make a martyr out of them. That's not how martyrs work.

They have to be someone that people support. Not a fucking laughing stock.

Live out my days Superman-ing when necessary and also being generally invulnerable.

>>81976921
A perfect utopia is synonymous with a perfect commie state

>>81973990
This guy actually thinks there are no white Christian people on welfare

I'd go into isolation because I know that kind of power corrupts and I wouldn't want to end up worse than the current dictators.

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Use my powers with all the intention of bettering the world. Instead it only conforms to my image of good, and my people will be led astray and betray me.

>>81972546
Gather up North Korea high command and toss them into space live on camera
Inform the world that if every nation doesn't start standing down I will do the same to their leaders
Superspeed blitz anyone who tries to find a way to beat me
If war is averted basically blackmail the world to start investing in healthcare, education and conservation in between relaxing and traveling wherever I want

>>81972546
rob some banks

>>81974354


Id just be superdad, raising and caring for my family away from everyone, occasionally stepping up to keep the world safe.

I wish DC gave us more stories of Supes staying secret, but I suppose it couldn't be helped that they'd merge both Supermen together

>>81976921
>he said a utopia not a utopia
what did you mean by this?

>>81976974
Literally got voted into the oval office

I'm pretty sure that counts as some support you retarded nigger

>>81977045
why does superman look like he's got gastro?

Genocide every shitskin, wait for self-loathing whites to march and genocide them too, there, a utopia

>Phone in to Coast to Coast AM and mention some incredible thing is going to happen
>Do that thing the next day
>Things will become increasingly more severe and creepy with the stipulation that they'll stop when George Noorey publically admits to being a hack and Art Bell becomes host again

>>81972927
Underrated and yet abhorrent post

So this?
https://vimeo.com/69882318

I think I would offer myself as a weapon to america and they would pay me millions.

>>81977453
You can do better - Superman is capable of time travel. We could go back and stop the problem before it began.

>>81972546
Literally the first thing i would do is lift New York City and Los Angeles off the ground and hurl them into the ocean.
After that i would systematically murder everyone in as many middle eastern cities as i could, and from there move on to Africa.
The only nations i would spare would be Ethiopia and South Africa.
I would murder every single politician who wishes to remain in the EU, and unite the world under a dictatorship led by me
I would handpick local warlords for the more powerful nations.
Since i have so much power it wouldnt really be too inconvenient for me to massacre literally anyone who speaks up.
I would formally declare that the sexes will have 100% equality but at the cost of putting a full stop to all this more than two genders and glorification of trannys bullshit.
If any nation rebels i will literally just kill everyone there.

Either that or i wouldnt do anything apart from occasionally using my strength to impress girls

>>81977392
Its like you didn't see kino Batman V. Superman
>"I shouldn't have eaten that suspicious looking pizza...nothing stays good in this world"

:,)

>>81977536
but your invincible immortal and near all-powerful wtf are you using the money for?

>>81977567
>'nothing staying good in this world'
>painfully passes gas
does the depth of snyderkino ever end?

>>81972546
Try to keep my real identity safe while I start an island kingdom with laws and regulations that govern what I think is a perfect society

I'd let people I trust run the immigration office so they could let in any decent white people that wants to be free from forced multiculturalism

Punishments for crimes would range from fines to deportation, to being set afloat on the ocean without provisions, to death from explosive super punch to the dick

>>81977553

then you die of old age or someone just sniping you with a kryptonite bullet and the whole world goes to complete shit like what happens when all dictatorships fall

>>81977738

>Thinking you can snipe Superman

He can hear the bullet being fired and react before it even leaves the barrel

Fly to North Korea to see how much it sucks with my own eyes. There's no way I'll do that as a normal human after all.

>>81972852
He has a day job.

>>81976785
El Santo sees your point....ok, I mostly wouldn't kill people.

>>81978152
I believe in El Santa
Hurricana the world into justice.

>>81972935
This.

I'd go zip around the solar system to see what's up. See if I can find those mars rovers or catch up to the Hubble.

>>81978152
whats El Santos thoughts on muslims?

>>81977553
I agree with pretty much all of this but why would you even bother with making the sexes equal?

I find all of you individually. Then fuck you. Hard.

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>>81978302
El Santo believes they should use more birth control and maybe enjoy a dos equis every once in a while.

>>81978478
I will not allow any /tv/ member to be called a Virgin ever again.

>>81978518
based El Santos, the hero we need

Become dictator of Earth and do whatever the fuck I want.
Kill everyone who opposes me in fun and creative ways after killing their families and friends.

LARP as Archangel Michael and convert all heathens to Christianity....

>>81978478
>>81978523
you will all be de-virginised forcefully if necessary

>>81978606
this, maybe change it up and Larp as Apollo or something

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>>81978570
de nada my friend, I am a simple super-powered servant. please excuse me, I must teach the UAE about the value of work-place safety on constructions sites...and also making them improve wages.

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>>81972629
Burn in hell antifa sheep

>>81977576
for fun

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>>81977506

I want 9 minutes of my life back

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>>81978478

I keep a piece of Kryptonite in my asshole

Do your worse faggot

>>81979714
I wear a lead condom checkmate fuckboy

probably enlist in the army as infantry or something and see where it takes me.

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>>81978606

not bad

rape

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>>81972629
Magic would be one of your weaknesses, and meme magic is the strongest magic

Racial genocide of course.

>>81974052
no man deserves that much power, no man can handle that much power. you'd immediately become a megalomaniac.

>>81972546
Like someone else said I'd really just spend 90% of my time fucking with people

>picking people up and dropping them on random ass roofs with no way down
>go to some tropical touristy place and heat people's drinks with heat vision
>go around at night and build pyramids with people's cars so they couldn't get to work
>flying around at night and tapping on bedroom windows on the tenth floor and up
>find sandnigger militants and just tie their gun barrels into a knot
>pick people's boats up and place them far up on land
>disguise myself as a Palestinian sandnigger and throw rocks straight through kike humvees
The possibilities are endless

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This

>>81980835
you'd be batman?

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>>81974354
>Mr. Majestic possesses powers similar to those of Superman, but his personality is entirely different. Majestros has more militant views, as he is a Kheran warlord. The difference between the two is further portrayed when Majestros finds himself stuck on Superman’s Earth. The two have an interesting conversation about Majestic’s no-nonsense, all-business personality and Superman’s more subtle approach to things. Subjects they discuss include the fact that Majestic put superhuman villains in prison without giving them a fair trial and getting into bouts with that world’s heroes, claiming he finds them dismayingly reticent.

>>81980970
So Red Son?

>>81974354
Fuck that, I wouldn't interfere with shit. I'm 24, I don't understand the complexities of the world, I have no fucking clue what would happen if I actually started intervening in everything I want to intervene in, the consequences are literally unimaginable. If I ever did try and intervene, I'd do so in the most subtle and undetectable ways possible.

>>81981104
How would that progress?
You seem smart as fuck now for not interfering
But how would you deal with that in time?
In 10 years, let's say you did all the research
How then would you apply your force?
You can do anything, remember
Would you just let the Middle East be a shit hole?
Even though there are thousands of innocents?

>>81981084
>Communist faggot Superman
No.

Mark Millar is a terrible writer.

Pee on women from 5 miles away.

>>81972546
Go to all the third world shitholes and kill every male over the age of 5

Go to all the developed nations and kill all females over the age of 5.

There is a good chance I would be solving something by doing this.

>>81972657
Kek

>>81972546
do what ever i want to, i could eat like 5 cakes

>>81972852
you are a god and you care about government

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>Kill pajeets, chinks, muslims and niggers. Let white people take over, so that the true utopia will be created.

>mess with turbo chads and /fit/fags to emasculate them

>fuck with governments and destroy anyone who is in my way

>save some people but still kill people i dont like

>my costume would be the superboy's shirt with the cape

>also always appear with heat vision ready to go from my eyes, so it would scare the shit out of everyone

>>81973008
is there any books with this idea

>>81981777
>mess with turbo chads and /fit/fags to emasculate them

So you want to create a utopia where fit and healthy people are ostracized? more like fuptopia

>>81981422
You might actually be right

Killing all the males in the mideast would end the wars, and killing all the women in the west would stop the votes for immigration and degeneracy

On the other hand, no males means no functioning society so the entire mideast would crumble, and no females in the west would make all the men vote for immigrant pussy so it would be the same

Apparently that's a good way of killing a few billion people with little consequences

>>81981840
no i will teach them humility. Also you forgot to check my trips new faggot.

>>81981179
But like the thing with the Middle East, how am I suppose to fix that? Even with all that power, I don't really want to exercise it too overtly, it'd make me an enemy of every nation on the planet. But if I did just threaten everyone with violence until I get what I want? That's a stopgap measure. Even if I just kill all the current extremists and hardcore islamists, more will just radicalize. Some things aren't possible with force, some things are only possible over time through cultural change. Kill or remove the dictators? That sounds really appealing to me now, if after years of political science study I concluded it would be a good idea, I'd do it via some undetectable means like inducing a heart attack or car accident.

But I don't really feel like I should kill anyone because the moment I do the 2nd time will be easier. And keeping my identity is a priority because even if I can't be physically hurt, I can be hurt in other ways, I like having a life, friends, not having the responsibility of the world on my shoulders so that limits me a lot, I really can't do anything.

And fuck, then there's all the guilt that comes with it. If you've got all this power and you see a building on fire, do I save those people at the risk of exposing myself? What about a fire 200 kilometers away? How about a one in France or Australia? I have the power to save people from almost any accident or disaster happening anywhere in the world and the senses to see and hear them dying wherever I am. Am I obliged to give up my entire life and dedicate it to saving 24/7, no but it'd sure make me feel like shit. The superhero the Plutonian has a mental breakdown because he can't handle having to save people all over the world 24/7 and takes a small break, just 5 minutes, goes to the moon to have a breather, people die in an accident and people blame him for not saving them. Fuuuuck that, its too much responsibility.

I'd probably let my dad die trying to hide it.

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>>81974638
the entire formulation of that dream and goal with those powers is why you are single. Consider this a warning. Your ex just left.

>go to some 3rd world shithole
>act super touristy
>get kidnapped by morons
>make all this big talk about killing me and shit and that I need to pay to survive
>they acting all super cocky and shit
>stop playing along and make fun of them saying they don't have the balls to do shit
>try to kill me
>shrug it off and literally rip them in half as they watch each other die
>continue doing this just to have fun

Do what Rand does in the Wheel of Time basically

>>81982061
I would do this to ISIS until the mudslimes started to worship me. Then I would use my massive army of super violent shitskins to take over the world.

So, in other words, what Superman would've done if he was (((Superman)))

>>81982061
so cool dude, but there can only be one shadow the hedgehog and thats me

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>Force NSA to find every /pol/ and /r9k/ poster.
>Shove them all in a Sierra Leona prison
>Put cameras all over the prison
>Become billionaire by making the best reality show where white cowards are slaughtered by niggas and putting it in PPV

>>81972546

As I am from a certain third world country famous for its corruption (and I hate the fuckers with passion) I would investigate politicians adresses and murder them with most of their families. FUCK ETHICS

>>81975518
you do realize more than half the world leaders and the most powerful people on earth are far from that mindset right?

>>81982384
sounds like anything in south america


I'd probably fly around because thats cool
then I would buy a decent batman suit, and try to follow his steps. shit would be cash

Terraform Mars to the best of my abilites, making it a utopia under my complete control with unlimited resource (which I can transport from different places across the universe). I'll hold an international lottery for determining who I'll bring to Mars and who will stay on Earth. 20% chance of winning. If you're left on earth, nothing changes except the fact that one wrong move from earth and it will be eradicated Basically if you win you'll be under my control forever but with the luxuries of a millionaire back home. Any person stupid enough to cause problems or revolt will immediately be executed by my inferior clones (all developed by the top scientists who I collected across earth. Basically Supetopia with supes police

>>81982315
No, don't do it! I have the high emerald!

>>81972546
Start small and change the world.

>>81972546

Glass Mecca then work my way down a list of cities with the most muslims, one a month until people get the message and exterminate them themselves.

I don't make any demands or reveal myself.

>>81978290

>You get lost in the void and cant find your way back

>>81974720

I'd steal a pimping suit of medieval armour and style myself after Dr Doom.