>Predator, 1987 >"If it bleeds, we can kill it"

>>81968090
Arnold invented orange slices tier one-liners you fucking retard

>>81968090
can't they just remove narcos, olivia munn and key peele off the face of earth? Is it that hard?

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>>81968090
>>"haha"

OP, I don't think you've actually watched a classic Arnold movie before.

If anything, I suspect that they'll try to take themselves TOO seriously with the new movie, even with Keegan in it.

>>81968187
white narcos guy was hands down the worst part of narcos. His performance was like somebody doing a shitty mockery of a noire cop.

He's like the American version of Charlie Hunnan. I have literally no idea why any of them get any work, they are both both objectively terrible.

>>81968090
>that cast

This IS a joke, right? This isn't really the new Predator cast, right?

>>81968140
>same tier

are you stupid? Arnold had the charisma and delivery for these lines that are funny regardless, not like this cringe "orange slices i dont see how that's a party" literal whos delivering the lines

>tfw you just realize Donald from Logan was in Narcos.
Why was he so forgettable? He actually had screen Presence I'm the former, in spite of more screen time in the latter. Shane Black has my confidence, but I'm not sure about Munn, or Key. The Black dudes seem cool. Shane needs to cut back on his kid fetish, he's not married and it's starting to look suspect.

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>>81968345
>can't speak english
>charisma

U KNO WUT KILLED DA DINOZAURS? ZE ICE AGE!

>>81968090
The director looks disgusted which is always a good sign for a movie.

>>81968090
Hmm another franchise destroyed by forced diversity.

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>>81968090

All of those fucks look like they would die from a papercut.

The entire point of the original was you had a group of badasses and even they weren't enough. They had a chance, but still outclassed. Why in the hell would I want to watch a bunch wet napkins get slaughtered? This is the exact problem all the latest AvP movies suffered from.

>>81968090
I'm just glad we finally have a diverse cast in a predator movie. Something the world has clamored for since the st predator.

>>81968090
I wish they left Hawkings in the jungle, what a shit show that cast is.

>Predator, 1987
>"what the hell are you?"
>"what the hell are YOU?"

>Predator, 2018
>"nuoh my gawd...you make Donald look like Melania...put the mask back on buddy, haha"
>"haha ok"

>>81968090
>that cast

How do you fuck up Predator...

>>81968586
This. I expect at least 4 "lol trumps bad" references.

>>81968510
>two white males, two black males, a brown male, an ethnic woman and shane black

literally exactly the same as the original

>>81968090
>Jacob Tremblay as Quinn's troubled son, who has a form of autism and is bullied in school but becomes a key player in the fight against the Predators due to his preternatural ability to learn languages.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Predator_(film)
OK then.

>>81968586
>predator studying his prey
>haha that's totally cray cray lol
>starts playing back the word lol over and over again
>at the end instead of laughing it's ass off it just says "lol" and explodes

I might actually kek my ass off at how retarded it is.

>>81968661
>*Predator noise*
>autistic kid: y-yeah, f-fuck d-d-drumpf, that's what it said
>brown whore: YAAAAAS QUEEEN SLAAAY

>>81968702

ok i legit laughed at this

>>81968656
I see three niggers, some mixbreed roastie and a white guy. I suspect that cuck in the front is the director, with some retarded kid that the make-a-wish foundation sent.
Hmm literally an exact replica of an average American household.

I have faith in Shane Black.

>>81968090
>all those greasy niggers

No thanks, but it's not as though any of the other cast members are even decent either.

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>>81968798

here's the cast of the original

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>>81968335
Then you're gonna love me

>>81968899
>>81968090

Why must things get worse instead of improve?

>>81968899
>2 governors
>kony 1987
>a goddamn sexual tyrannosaur
kino

>>81968899
Those guys look bad-ass. Notice I used the word 'guys', as in no Hollywood pushing the 'strong womyn' meme.

>>81968562
I was excited watching the AVP trailer in theaters until I saw the PG-13 rating. Then I knew it was going to be shit.

>>81968899
Not diverse enough. Remove the two whites and injun and add another black.

Fuck it: make it ALL black. That'll be hella diverse.

>>81968090
>>81968899
I find the new character bland and boring, like the original look rougher and chiseled while the new cast looks like standard b-rate franchise actors who will never act in anything big again.

>>81968661
>>Jacob Tremblay as Quinn's troubled son, who has a form of autism and is bullied in school but becomes a key player in the fight against the Predators due to his preternatural ability to learn languages.

Oh my...

>>81968562
My thoughts exactly. No amount of tilting their head back and looking down is going to make them look intimidating.
Also the gun choices are shit this time around. Someone from /k/ will have to identify the SMG the black guy has that looks like a G36 variant, AR platform rifle, and Vector SMG.
>no LMG
>no DMR/bolt gun
>no shotties
Awful.

>implying Shane Black didn't go full plastic face
>implying Olivia Munn didn't kill this already
>implying it was ever going to be R
>implying Olivia Munn didn't kill this already

I hope everyone EVERYONE dies, its the only redeemable possibility.

>>81968398
>The Black dudes seem cool.
wrong

>>81968899
>terminator
>a sexual tyrannosaurus/ex special forces
>Apollo creed
>the blackest man on TV
>A man so fucking tough they hired a bodyguard to keep everyone safe from him
>the token nerd who dies first but is still likeable
>dialogue man who gets slapped by a fucking tree and lives

It really was a product of it's time, no way this could get made today.

>>81969124
>he doesnt know who the nerd is

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>>81968702
>>at the end instead of laughing it's ass off it just says "lol" and explodes

>>81969074
>SMG the black guy
Scorpion Evo 3

Seriously, how did Munn get a job acting in what I only presume to be a major film? She has no talent or screen presence at all.

>>81969028
You sound like you are five yrs old

>>81968729
>reeeee fucking normies get out
>"reeee fucking normies get out"
>*cuts to the in predator first person picking up a tendie as the heat fades from it*
>"fucking normies"

>>81969163
Messi?

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>>81968187
I fucking hate key and peele i wish they'd just fucking stop.

>>81969163
It's Shane Black I know, they basically threw him in as a rib, he turned up on set having no idea he was going to be in the movie at all.

>>81969189
sucky sucky

>>81969163
SHANE?

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Shit, how did arnold manage before without an autistic kid to help him fight the predator? That's just what the Predator action franchise needed: autistic kids.

>>81969277
hes a big screenwriter

what cast would you use with modern actors? it would never match up to the original but:

>The Rock, naturally
>Jason Statham
>Idris Elba
>Terry Crews
>some random buff Injun
>some hot D-list actress
>and two D-list white guys to be the nerd and the other dude

>>81968960
Look up entropy.

>>81969351
It definitely improved Jurassic Park, soon every ageing franchise will have a cute relatable autistic child.

>>81968702
ironically unironically upboted

>>81968090
I thought Thomas Jane and Benicio del Toro were supposed to be in this

>>81969175
Cheers, mate. Couldn't find anything about Predator 2018 on imfdb.

>>81968090
poor Olivia munn she a black widow with men and movies

>>81969370
Half of The Expendables and Alexandra Daddario.

>>81969370
>some random buff Injun
I would change him from Native Injun to Designated Injun to get Bollywood moneys thou.
>some hot D-list actress
Eiza Gonzales
>and two D-list white guys to be the nerd and the other dude
Charlie and Mac or Charlie and Dennis.

>>81969370
benicio del toro was gonna be the lead but there were scheduling conflicts

>>81969370
>kate beckinsale
>ASR
>Amy Adams
>Hershlag
>Jeri Ryan
>Mara
Find one flaw.

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>we'll never have lines like this in mainstream 21st century film

>>81968468
are you trying to imply Arnolds one liners werent the best part of Batman and Robin?

>>81968090
>WE need more black guys!!
>Don't even try to include anything but black guys!!

t. BLACKED jewish in chief

So, PG 13 confirmed, right? >>81969575
>>81969580
>>81969600

>>81969370
>>Idris Elba
>>Terry Crews
fuck off cunt

>>81968468
but girls always go crazy for guys with accents

that alone gives him more charisma than anyone ITT

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>>81968952

>>81969580
I watched this film recently with a group of old "friends" at my best friend's house and some bitch actually gasped at him calling them slack-jawed faggots.

>>81969642
nope rated R

http://screenrant.com/shane-black-predator-rated-r/

>>81969494
Fund it

>>81969652
Terry Crews is PC Master Race, so fuck you fag

>>81969746
holy fucking reddit batman!

>>81969732
Should have called her a slack jawed faggot

>>81968090
is that Keegan Michael Key on the right?

>>81968090

So the premise is that they're the IT department and they're really into airsoft, right?

The token girl is someone's girlfriend that has to tag along. And there's a little kid? Okay so they all wave their pellet shooters around and get brutally murdered in the first 10 minutes to establish the Predator, right?

Then we get the real cast?

>>81969732
was her pussy as big as a house?

>>81968661
>who has a form of autism
> his preternatural ability to learn languages

This isn't what autism is.

This is disappointing based on body mass alone.

>>81968656
Kill yourself

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>>81969746
>unironically using the term PC Master Race

>>81968090
From left to right, then to the two in front:
>Clearly Peele's uber driver
>Ay yo hol up face
>some asshole who can't act, probably an executive's son
>we want the geek audience but don't want to shell out cash for a movie personality
>I just walked into the wrong studio, didn't I?
>this strange man gave me a funny pill
>I'm gonna fuck this kid so hard on camera, and will get away with it because (((they))) enjoy it too.

>>81969810
That's right. Then the military lock down the area, and we see the back of a general examine the skinned and hanged up dead bodies. Camera slowly reveals the general is arnold. Cut to main title.

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>>81968661
>Jacob Tremblay as Quinn's troubled son, who has a form of autism and is bullied in school but becomes a key player in the fight against the Predators due to his preternatural ability to learn languages.

this... why? why would you make some 8-year old faggy looking piece of boring shit the crux of your ultraviolent alien murder movie?

why would anyone think this is a good idea? who wrote this? who funded this?

is this all an elaborate plan by a producer/director to snip n' suck the little boy's penis? because that's the most rational conclusion i can arrive at. the only explanation that makes even a bit of sense.


in fact the OP pic reminds me of the cover of another "predator" movie...

>>81970315
>your ultraviolent alien murder movie
Its a pg13 Marvel flick now anon...

>>81968187
>getting rid of the only non-blacks

>>81968090
who are these faggots?
where's thomas jane?
why the fuck is olivia munn in it?
kill me desu

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>>81970384
Nine-Eleven part 2: Hollywood Harvest WHEN?

>unironically watching the Ultimate Hunter Edition
ISHYGDDT

>>81969189
She sucks one mean cock brother.

>>81970315
>>Jacob Tremblay as Quinn's troubled son, who has a form of autism and is bullied in school but becomes a key player in the fight against the Predators due to his preternatural ability to learn languages.

When will this romanticizing of mental illness end?

>>81968090

Shit what a unappealing cast...

Death of the Predator franchise ;_;

>>81968090
Holy fucking shit this is an abomination. Guy on the far left looks like he should be playing the black best friend in a rom-com. Guy next to him actually looks semi-tough and might actually be the one decently cast person in this film. The white guy looks like some dud of a nu-male who you would see with his girlfriend in some urban coffee shop. And then you have Key and Munn rounding it out for reasons I will never fully understand. What a mess.
>>81969370
No women. Seriously now that Pornhub is a thing Hollywood should just kill the whole "super tough chick shoehorned into a serious action film as eye candy" bullshit. Just let it be bros doing bro shit, like the original Predator.

>>81968090
Ol Shane's looking a little Zac Bagans-y there

>>81968952
>guy in the right holding the nigger's dick.
thanks /pol/

>>81968090
Why is there a kid?

>>81973086
>Death of the Predator franchise
>implying they haven't been gangbanging the corpse of the predator franchise ever since Predator 2
>they're just raping a pile of worms and bones now

>>81968090
>there's a kid

Good job Hollywood

>>81974510
They know what their audience wants in their bloody horror/scifi/action movies and that's stupid autistic children getting in the way.

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>>81968952
>Woody Harrelson in this image: Whoa, gize, dis here spiceship is preddy nate. Dey ayven put all theh doo-dads own theh dashbord. So much work goes inta deez kiddy moov-eyez deez days, I tell ye it blow my darn mind.

>>81968090
Looks more like a 3 KANGZ reboot if you ask me

>>81968090
Thats a nice prop vector I wonder who did the work. Whos supposed to be Arnold here?

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Don't know who this is but I want to punch him

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>>81968140
>he thinks a "one liner" is the same as a "Quip"


literally laughing at your life right now

>>81970315
>who wrote this? who funded this?

john (((davis)))
joel (((((((silver)))))))

hmmm....

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>mfw I ask for a goddamn sexual tyrannosaur to be attached our unit but they send some autist who makes dinosaur noises all day long

>>81976091
it's shane black, the director.

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>Ah need the predator
Whoa there Boyd, at least change it up a little.

>>81976417
Ah, I liked IM3 and the Nice Guys.. this could be good

Trash incarnate

>>81968090
Replace munn with someone else, and take out the dude from key and peele.

>There's a kid in the movie

DROOOOOPPPPPEEEEDDD

>>81968090
>3 people of color

why

>>81976396
got a bit of a kek out of me

>>81968090
3 niggers, a white beta and some asian looking thing
the fuck

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>>81977593
>replacing the muscle-bound frontmen with this twink

>>81977593

Looking like they just got done with their shift at starbucks is the bigger issue.

>>81968562
GODDAMN SEXUAL TYRANOSAURUS.

>>81968090

This is written by Shane Black, the dialogue is going to be clever AF.

>>81968899

The body mass alone.

>>81968090
>i'm just here for the diversity paycheck man
>thas right honkey i be a soldier man too
>boring non-threatening white guy that can't act
>this better be worth it i had to fuck a dog for this role
>i'm funny seriously watch my show
>mommy i'll be getting tendies after this right?
>Does anyone else smell that? i smell a flop.
How do they succeed in making every predator movie worse then the last?

>>81973086

Have you ever seen Requiem, that's the movie that killed Predator.

Fuck that movie was terrible.

>>81978052
That predalien was kino tho.

>>81978052
The Pregnant woman impregnation scene was absolutely horrifying, I'll give them that. Nonsensical, unless the Predalien was a new form of Queen, but still horrifying

>>81979829
>Nonsensical, unless the Predalien was a new form of Queen

I think it was implied that it was, since I think the queen from the last movie somehow impregnated the predator.

>>81968952
Looks like kino tbqh

>>81968952
Emilia Clarke looks like a younger version of my mother with that hair...

>>81980271
MOMMY ME WANT MILKIES

>>81980271

How often do you bang her?

>>81980027
Was it the queen that impregnated Scar? I thought it was just a random facehugger that got him.
The queen stabbed him, though, somehow not killing the Predalien in his gut

>Dance off bro, you and me

That dialog to the predator was a bit much. But Marvel did it again.

>>81980324
Yeah, it was some random facehugger. He had taken his mask off to mark it in commemoration of his kill when he got attacked.

>>81980478
Maybe the Predalien just defaulted to being a queen? Xenomorph biology is fucking weird, but that kind of shit happens

>>81968899
The second last guy on the left is the director of predator 2018

how to do predator right
>give it to HBO
>give it a MA/ R rating (tits, blood and gore, swearing)
>10 part mini series
>vague story is predators appearing throughout time

>Intro is 10 minute part of predator wiping out some native tribe
>first episode continues to english colonists going to same area as tribe and encountering predator and getting btfo, and they set up some alphabet agency that deals with tracking predator
>episode 2 is cowboys v predator
>episode 3 is ww1 based
>episode 4 is a bank heist in 1920's america
>episode 5 is ww2
>episode 6 is vietnam
>episode 7 is African warlords in 90's/00's
>episode 8 is cartels
>episode 9 is NATO forces training in some cold european country
>Episode 10 is predators infiltrating the base of the alphabet agency who has been tracking predators and killing them throughout history

basically have the alphabet agency have a small but noticeable role in each episode, maybe have them come in and kill off /hunt predator in some of the episodes, or just have them come in at the end where the blood bath is and see them collecting bodies, clues etc. predator weapons that were dropped, just have each episode is a predator in a different situation fighting and killing cunts.

>>81968090
I wish they just made a direct sequel to the Adrian Brody one, that one was the best of all the sequels