Holy shit Cara. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAt PJtxzv4o

>>81960474
She's cool. Pretty much acts like every posh London gal.

>>81960474
>fucking in a shit stinking cubicle closet
So cool, mile high club baby, what an exotic experience.

>>81960674
Shit fucked in the seats, not the toilet.

>>81960705
People don't even have sex dude.

>>81960474
>20 people on stage

wtf kinda talk show is this

>>81960474
She's such trash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UCO9egps4s

Me on the right

>>81960474
Was it with a dude or a girl?

>>81960474
This is a 10/10 in the UK

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>>81960868
>they start dancing

Gets fucked in a toilet
Smokes non-stop
Family paid her way into acting
Does cocaine

She's pure trash.

>>81960868
are they at a funeral? what the fuck lmao

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>>81960823
Just like every Brit "woman".

>>81960796
It's for Comic Relief. It's a charity event the BBC do every year. All the celebs get involved.

>tfw you get a boner just from watching cara delevingne taking off her shoes
why am i like this /tv/? footfagism is a curse

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>>81961121
I take it you prefer American """"""women""""""

>>81960474
Her eyebrows look so soft. I want to caress them.

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>>81960868
>2:05

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when will cocaine finally do her in like with Lohan? i enjoy watching actresses fall into JUSTdom thanks to drugs

>>81960474
now I wanna be a rich spoiled cunt, so everything I do, no matter how obscene or revolting will just give me more fame and money instead of getting locked up, kicked out or fined

>>81961422
You are a terrible person.

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>>81961469
drug addicts deserve their fate

>>81960868
>the hardcore ravers kick in
>entire crowd sobbing intensifies

Lmao is this some Lizard Party shit?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZtUi_9cKp0

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>>81961121
Chav thread?

>>81961121
Would smash all three

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>all these idiots thinking it was on a commercial flight and not a G650 private charter.

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>>81961702

>>81960474
I can't believe people are having sex in planes and I've literally never held hands with a girl

I'm not even that ugly I guess hypergamy is real

>>81961829
Would do them all apart from Emma and the one she's laying on.

>>81961880
>I can't believe people are having sex in planes
wow she literally fingered some other bitch on a plane
go fuck an escort and get it over with man

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>>81961689
>tfw you learn cara has a foot fetish.

>>81961880
People have sex anywhere. Just because no one will touch you doesnt mean you should be so bitter

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Is this the daily Cara thread?

Are all lesbians superpowered?
https://youtu.be/JiOIYAeCLp8?t=2m36s

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People are so full of shit about having sex on airplanes. She might be telling the truth because it was on a private aircraft.

>>81960674
>>shit stinking cubicle closet

She's a supermodel. She fucks rich guys in their private jets.

>>81962173
Depends where you're coming from/ going to.

If you're on a dinky airline coming back from somewhere in the caribbean its very plausible.

>>81962300
Probably less so. There is no room and people are everywhere.

Maybe international in first class with the privacy seats where it is 2-2. Maybe.

Bathrooms, yeah kinda but people get caught doing that it is so obvious.

>>81962349
Yeah it is obvious but I the shitty airlines coming from places that are one big Dionysian pleasure destination are the kind of in-flight environments where you are less likely to get arrested for pulling some shit like that.


Obviously BJs are 95% of what goes on between two people in a plane bathroom. The only way you're going to fuck in a bathroom on a plane comfortable is if you're riding on the Lolita express.

>>81961702
Those are Slavs

>>81962521
>strongbow

nice try britfag

>>81960474
what happened to the fabled british bantz?

these people are horrible

while is the graham guy so awkward?

this is worse than colbert and fallon

Through one of her maternal great-great-grandfathers, Sir Lionel Lawson Faudel Faudel-Phillips, 3rd Baronet, Delevingne descends from the Anglo-Jewish Faudel-Phillips baronets; two of her ancestors on that line served as Lord Mayor of London.

>>81962581
>not fat and fangle toothed

Nice try britshit

>>81961954
a chick is fair enough, those plane toilets would be pretty tight for fucking, like might just be possible. Guessing she did this first class or private jet though.

>>81962737
They look nothing like slav girls

t. slav

>>81962737
they are 14
they will get fat alright

>>81962686
pretty typical, remember at uni all these slags in halls thinking they'd be fashion models after fucking their exams up and wouldn't beleive me that it's an insiders game. Half probably ended up casting for porn.

>>81962686
>anglo-jewish barons

So this is why the anglos are so inherently perfidious. They blanda'd up with jews hundreds of years ago.

>>81960868

that's dank

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>>81960474
Why do people always post the least flattering images of her?

>>81960668
>She

what's her claim to fame even?

>>81962282
>supermodel
But she looks like a chubby mutant version of Maisie Williams...

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>>81963468

>>81961702

>only one desent looking one
>she smokes

i truly feel for bongs

>>81963468
>even with all that makeup she still looks like a tranny

>>81963722
But she doesn't.

>>81963781
refer to exhibit 9000
>>81963618

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>>81960868

I love her new haistyle, very sexy

>>81960474
Would you testify for me?

S L A G S
L............L
A...........A
G...........G
S L A G S

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>>81960474
hey whatup it's me Cara D with my experimentation pod roommate Harry Styles. We were tested on to perfect Androgynous Goblin Syndrome (AGS) and we're as close as it'll get to perfection. So if you're wondering why I look like an androgynous goblin, well, there's your answer.