>mfw AUSTRALIA gets Guardians 2 a week and a half ahead of

>implying anyone gives a shit
this is all australians have to look forward to in their lives haha
what a shit country

>>81951788
Australia gets a lot of shit first. Why?

>>81951788
it's out early in Europe too, not gonna bother watching it though

>being australian
>caring about capeshit
You should just off yourself tbf.

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>>81951807

fuck u cunt fite me

>>81951856
fuck off abo nigger

>all these American cucks who are so afraid of being gunned down by some loony that they've convinced themselves that they don't enjoy movies anymore

Feels good to be an Australian.

>this is out in 5 days in UK too
>we don't have to drink Tooheys New, Great Northern or any other Australian """Beers"""

>>81951856
>>81951898
Did you enjoy Fast and Furious 8, faggots?

And yet John Wick 2 still hasn't received a theater release there

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>My mother mentions it to me today
>There's excitement in her voice
>"Your auntie says its amazing"

>>81951907
>UK
>good beer
KEK, go drink some tea you indian c*ck

>>81951929
>muh fanbase

USA being one of the last countries is the funniest part.

>>81951912

yeah it was great, I want a spin-off with Jason Statham, Luke Evan and Helen Mirren

>>81951950
>what you sayan cunt you sayan my XXXX ain't good beer brah? Ill fucken fight ya cunt

Is anyone here going to the Melbourne IMAX double showing of GOTG1 and 2 tomorrow?

a girl from uni invited me

>grown men getting upset over spoilers for a kids movie
They deserve it.

We STILL don't have john wick 2 though

>>81951817
Their internet is so slow it will take a week and a half for the text to arrive to this messageboard.

>>81951807
LMAO jafas #blown #the #fuck #out

>>81952179
>I need to make sure someone on /tv/ sees me with a 5/10 who repeatedly tries to hook up with me.

>It fucking screens first thing Tuesday morning, when the cinemas will be empty as fuck

Well at least the camrips will be up super fast

Won't affect box office though, the kind of people super excited to see this on opening weekend aren't the kind of people who will settle for a camrip

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>>81952230

I'm still pissed about this, there isn't even a screener or webrip all these months later.

>>81951788
OH FUCK. I WILL MISS ALL TEH EPIC LOLZ SPOILED TO ME. GROOT! LOOOOOL

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How's that internet, Australia? Malcolm Turnbull giving you guys a "fair go" as you like to say?

>>81951788
I've got spoilers already. The good guys beat the bad guy. There are quips.

>>81952329
kek
thank god that shit is at the other end of the world

natural disaster when?

who cares? it's an overrated movie and not even that good.

btw nice meme face fag

>implying any aussie watches fuccboi entertainment outside of melbourne
We go outside and chill or play sports.

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>>81952329
What a pathetic excuse for a country

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>>81951788
Aussies have to travel 200 miles to see a movie in cinemas due to their spread settlements

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I'm gonna spoil ALL the quips and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

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>>81952471

>>81951817
They test movies out on us to see what the audience thinks.

>>81952056
I'm not australian but sometimes I wish I was just so I had that sick accent cunt.

>>81951907
Tooheys new gave me the worst hangover I have ever experienced.

Fuck Australians.

>>81952630
did you skip out on the goon? the Aussies actually make the stuff to kill the Abbos - that'll give you one hell of a hangover

>>81951907
I'm not Australian but VB is focking gr8 m8

>>81952306
Not just any Tuedsay either. It's ANZAC day.

You can go straight from a ceremony remembering Australians who died in battle, straight to the movies to watch 2 hours of quips and 70s music.

>>81952700
Nah, we had goon hanging on a spinning clothesline in the middle of a swimming pool.

>>81951788
I didn't plan on seeing it anyway.

>>81951788
>caring about capeshit spoilers

I'm going to spoil it for you now

none of the main characters die and the heroes save the galaxy

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>>81951976
>YouTube clip
>it's a clip from an American show or movie
>this video is blocked in your country

>>81952767
>It's ANZAC day.
But next Tuesday is Carnation Revolution day, Aussie

>these films
>plot

spoil away anglosphere bro

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>russia got guardians ahead of everyone

>>81953039
>Russia
>Literally has a bear man

KINO

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>>81952329
hey mine's not that bad

>>81951817

they are ahead of our time
like how its morning first there means by the time its morning here they have already seen everything that has happened in the hours inbetween

>>81951929
stop being a faggot and just watch it with her?

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>>81951788
>implying additional info about the story of a flick I will not bother to watch, not even ironically, are considered spoilers

>>81953111
They didnt even warn anyone about 9/11

>>81953231

fucking aussies are cunts