>They say religion is the opiate of the masses. Well I'm

>stealing vinceposts

Is there anything more despicable?

>>81928092
Only Marx said that and he's dead now. What's your point?

>it's like Night of the Living Dead out here Ray. People shuffling about like zombies on their daily routine. Rotting on the inside. Me... I feel like a ghost, a shade of my former self. But I haven't let it get my spirits down, Ray. Instead of a walking corpse, I'm a friendly ghost. Caspere knew this

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>>81928092
>The chicken crossed the road to get to the other side, and I'm still here Ray

It's a dog eat dog world Ray. And I'm the fucking chinaman.

>They say in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. Well I'm an important criminal kingpin, Ray.

>They say the early bird gets the worm, Ray, and I'm the fucking spring chicken.

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>>81928092
>They say that life is like a box of chocolate Ray
>but there's a global shortage of cacao and i've been hoarding this shit for decades

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>vinceposting began 2 years ago already

TIME CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>>81928092
>It's a dog eat dog world out there. Well I'm not a dog, Ray; I'm not even a fuckin' wolf - I'm the goddamned chinaman.

>>81928321
This is the best Vincepost

>>81928092
Is this show worth watching? I have seen breaking bad over 8 times through and about to finish another run and want something new to watch while I wait for more fargo.

>>81928092
Ray, it's just one big fucking carnival. Caspere knew this. You're strolling around with your gal and play a game to win her a prize, but the game is rigged ray. You can never win. Well, Ray, I just ditched my date and got a blowjob behind from the bearded lady behind the monkey cages.

>>81928225
heh.jpg

>>81928586
Highly recommend it Season 1 is great, season 2 is just alright.

>>81928597

I talk like this in real life; nobody fucking understands me. It's nowhere near as cool as he makes it look.

>>81928092
Stew is better if you're a toaster, Ray. But if the bisque is risky, I'm not even a candle.

>>81928597
>tfw you try to come up with a vincepost but forget to remove you're original placement of 'behind' after 'blowjob' when you added the 'bearded lady' story point
Fuck me, this is why I'm not a writer in real life.

>>81928564
ruined it

>As they say, you can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs, but let me ask you Ray, wouldn't that make an incredibly inspid omelet?, just breaking some eggs won't cut it

>I've never lost my cool Ray, not even once. Not even when my fucking refrigerator was stolen.

>>81928855
Yeah sure that's why

>They say that hindsight is 20/20, Ray. So why does it feel like I've got cataracts?

You're a towel, Ray. A crazy mixed-up funky towel.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away and I've got my own fuckin orchard

They say a stitch in time saves nine, Ray. Well my watch is broken and I don't know how to thread a needle

>first two threads are gold
>every thread after that is YOU KNOW RAY THE SAY THIS, WELL I'M THAT, CASPERE KNEW THIS XD
Fucking redditors ruined this

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Imagine being Colin Farrell in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Vince Vaughn, you fuckin' eloquent, all sage with your elaborate vocabulary and horrific pretentious analogies. I would totally be shaken by your rethoric, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is shoot another scene with Rachel McAdams. Like seriously imagine having to be Colin and not only stand in that pier while Vince Vaughn flaunts his stilted solliloquy in front of you, the emotionless delivery barely concealing the excesive verbose and lack of pathos, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that monologue. Not only having to tolerate his grating fucking deliberate pauses but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, VINCE VAUGHN VAN DELIVER DIALOGUE LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch his droopy mouth conjure awkward declamations you didn't even think were possible before that day. You've been acting opposite nothing but a healthy diet of Al Pacinos, Tom Cruises and later alleged Ben Afflecks for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Ireland. You've never even seen anything this fucking bad before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his wrinkled forehead as he frowns menacingly at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in his "subdued (for that is what he calls himself)" performance, the performance he worked so hard for with personal acting coaches in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could outact the shit out of Vaughn before the studio security could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Colin. You're not going to lose your future Harry Potter career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Two words:
ASS PEN

>>81928586
You're a pleb.

Cringekino

Vinceposting nearly inspired me to watch season 2 a few times. Just can't seem to do it though.

Does the pope shit in the woods ray? I'm the forest ranger

>>81930046
10/10 post anon