>Film opens with What a Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong

I JUST WANT A MOTORBOAT

>>81926731
>Movie ends
>Titles

>film opens with a black slut rimming the asshole of an elderly man

>>81926731
Name 37 and a half kinos where this happens

i shall breasts

>Film has What a Wonderful World by Sam Cooke juxtaposed with scene of a man grabbing shitloads of food in a cafeteria

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>Film features slow motion scene of violence/destruction set against The Blue Danube or other another waltz

>>81926731
>Film opens up in an abortion clinic
>Some folks are born starts platying

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>>81926731
They did this with an aid appeal with images of starving Africans about 15 years ago.

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>>81926731
>film doesn't star Milana Vayntrub

>>81927773
>Film is a courtroom drama
>IT AIN'T ME

>comedy movie trailer plays i want candy

>>81926731
>tfw some guy is sick of melania and her saggy breasts

>film opens in classroom
>Pumped Up Kicks (Bridge and Law Remix) starts playing

>>81926731
do you think these jewish spokesmodels think they have a shot at being A list actresses? like if they just do enough terrible ads they'll eventually get bit parts on bob's burgers?

>Film opens on tropical island
>ARUBA JAMAICA OHH I WANNA TAKE YA

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>>81926731
D R O P P E D
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>trailer opens with David Attenborough reciting What a Wonderful World over a backing track and shots of incredible natural beauty
kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYXBJmrsxZU

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>>81928278
>album is pop music
>it doesn't follow the formula

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>>81928354
>not available in your country

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Has there ever been a movie like this :
>character gets hurt/seemingly dies
>fade to black
>credits begin to roll
>camera pulls out and shows the character watching the credits on a tv from a hospital bed


I'm thinking of using this for my remake of MacBeth but I don't want to copy anyone

>>81926731
>film open with The Times They Are A Changin over a montage of the times a changin

>>81929819
>making a shakespeare film
If you don't have a classically trained actor you're film will crash and burn

>>81929819
If it happened, Dennis Potter probably did it, sounds like his style.

>>81930044
SAGGY

>>81930044
I want to be smothered to death by those big tittys

This is the real life version of that trope.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_8HEvE8k58

Imagine being there watching a man jump to his death from a burning building with an instrumental version of the Bee Gee's How Deep Is Your Love going on in the background.

>>81926731
Perfectly utilized in Good Morning Vietnam and ruined by everyone copying that

>>81930366
>instrumental version of the Bee Gee's How Deep Is Your Love
I liked the first instrumental better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI3MwwWYC3Q

>>81930738
mmm someone's been BLOWIN SOME COKE

>>81930678
I was just specifying because that's the song that's playing when he's watching the guy jump.

>>81930771
I understand

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>>81926731

>>81926795
Dexter season 8 opening

>>81927113
Animal House

>>81928312
Replace the L Word girl (Mia Kershner I think?) who got fat with Jessica Jones actress

>film starts
>"THIS IS THE END"

>>81931165
krysten ritter is fully white and Christian

http://ethnicelebs.com/krysten-ritter

>>81926785
I think you mean that the other way around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q5LfmdpUQ4

>>81926795
I'm sure I saw this sequence in a Purge film.

>>81930738
more like a THICCly veiled Milana thread

>>81931495
Wow, I had no idea. Weird

>>81931657
her first name is literally Krysten (latinized 'christian')

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>high school setting
>introducing edgy character
>I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT MY BAD REPUTATION

>>81931688
I didn't know what her name was I just assumed she was Jewish based on appearance. Now it makes sense why her tits are so small

>>81931657
Chick is pale white with a celtic nose, how did you not know she's white dude

>Movie starts with the protagonist turning off an alarm clock

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>>81926731
>film shows timid, old woman listening to heavy metal

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>>81931518

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>superhero trailer has popular dad rock or slow/somber cover of a popular song

>>81932094
prosopagnosia or autism dude I dunno

>>81932202
THOSE OF YOU WITH WEAK CONSTITUTIONS, MAY WANT TO LEAVE THE STADIUM

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>Vietnam War movie
>It Ain't Me starts playing

>>81932105
>student film starts with protagonist sleeping in bed, woken up by an alarm clock

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>>81926731
>movie begins

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>>81932367
>Selena Gomez comes on the radi
>it ain't me starts playing

>>81926731
what does that picture have to do with your post? you're supposed to use a pepe when starting a thread about movie tropes

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>Scene opens with pic-related
>twangy, exotic instrument accompanied by some guy chanting

>>81930738
Why does red carpet carpet photographs always have stark lighting that make everyone look hideous?

>>81930769
How can you tell?

>>81933004
That's her jew genes, not the lighting.

>>81933050
Har-har, jews. I'm seriously asking though. Genuinely curious. All red carpet photography is complete shit, and makes everyone look gross. What the hell is up with that?

>>81932597
Breasts are infinitely more fascinating than frogs.

>>81933105
You spend 99% of the time looking at celebrities when they are under professional lighting, makeup, and digital retouching. On the red carpet they are basically under giant floodlights. The pictures you see of them there are high resolution which make the imperfections more obvious.

>black and white footage and stills from concentration camps

>July by Mundy plays

>>81933356
That's about the answer I was expecting. I just figure that the industry would figure out how to better handle the lighting at these events. They look worse in red carpet photos than they do in candid public photos.

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I would really like to have consensual sex with this woman, but I am afraid that her pussy has already been ravaged by way more dicks than I can tolerate.

>>81933488
Who is this?

>movie starts
>things happen
Wtf

>>81933639
How dense are you?

>>81933639
my girlfriend

>>81933526
Goddamn. Why can't she just get nude once before she hits 35?

>>81931869
so basically freak and geeks

>>81933639
reverse google image search

>>81926795

Osmosis Jones

>>81933526
Women who look like this never have to worry about being poor. Almost no matter what they do they can just marry relatively wealthy. That's real privilege

>>81934228
Wrong, there's there plenty of women with her body that ruin a good thing and end up poor. The difference between her and other girls, is that she had the money end environment to support a healthier lifestyle. Thus, she ended up remaining relatively healthy for a person her age, well groomed and fed, maintaining her good figure.

Other girls either don't have the money to support a healthy lifestyle, or the environment that reinforces healthy behaviors. Thus, they degrade physically or emotionally.
Physical degradation leads to getting too skinny or too fat. Either way, parts of you sag, and your face and teeth get busted, destroying your changed of marrying into wealth.
Emotional degradation leads to getting into porn, because a scout noticed you had a nice set of cans, and you have low self esteem, so you actually entertained his offer instead of spitting in his face.

You end up making a nice chunk of change, but you likely spend it frivolously, do drugs, and don't save, ending up poor again by the time you're 25-30.

>>81926795
Name one single movie with this song that doesn't.

>>81934520
12 monkeys.

>Scene takes place in an arcade
>MONDAY WARRIOR MEAN MEAN STRIDE TODAY'S TOM SAWYER MEAN MEAN PRIDE

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>Crippling global energy shortage
>Drives a car with two V16 engines

>>81934742
>Uses a PC board as a service ribbon

>>81934742
pretending like mad max made any sense at all

>>81926795
Pretty sure it's in a Micheal moor documentary

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>Ancient Scottish movie
>Kilts

Outlander got it right.

>film has objects that breathe oxygen

AND I THIIINK TO MYYYSELLLLLLLF

>>81934520
Madagascar

>Wiliam Tell Overture Finale during a sped-up scene or other craziness.

>>81930142
If he thinks it is a good idea to have MacBeth not be dead at the end of the story then it will crash and burn

>>81934742
Religion doesn't make sense, post-apocalyptic made-up ones even less so.

>>81926795
Fahrenheight 9/11

>>81935257
>shots of the opulent beauty of empty Churches
>Gregorian chanting music plays
>*record scratch*
>Fedora lord enters church
>Religion doesn't make sense

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Ummm... you guys realise she's a JEW right?

>>81926731
I want to impregnate her.

>>81935445
>he doesn't want a qt jewish gf
mohammad pls

>>81935336
People far more intelligent than you and me have made a list of all the contradictions found in the bible and in Christian practice, educate yourself.
>muh medieval aesthetics
Buddhist temples look nice too, I still don't believe in naga and dragons and demons.

is that boobs?

>>81935618
It's boobs

>>81934520
Madeline

>>81935336
>beauty of empty Churches
>empty

Yes I agree, that is the most beautiful state of a church

>>81928312
Save Eva, Leelee, Zoe, and Sara Paxton? Burn the rest.

>>81935786
>Not Emmy Rossum

Faggot

>>81933931
And shrek

Please post the hottest Milana webm

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>>81928312
>tfw they all make my dick hard

>>81936234

Still never understood what was pictured in the back

>>81935445
that only makes me harder

>>81928312

i'd fuck every single one of them.

if you wouldn't you're gay or a nazi.

seductiivejewess4.net

>>81936292

sorry, i need to amend that statement.

i'd fuck every single one of them except maggie gyllenhaal.

>>81926731
Juxtaposition is really one of the worse and most overdone tropes in entertainment media & art. The worst form is sex and death.

[foghorn noises]

>>81926731
>ask on shady russian imageboard what type of body does she have
>most common response is: иyдeй
>rethink life
But she is perfect.

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>>81926731
MILKIES!

>>81928312
she's not even in this picture

>>81937403
>do you really prefer that fat squared ass MEW?

>>81936261
its a bathtub with a towel on the side wall of it

>>81935445
Takes away the guilt of raping her

>>81934742
a brutal warlord making a conspicuous display of wealth and power makes perfect sense

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>>81927974
>porn isn't starring Milana Vayntrub

>>81935445
um you realize your post reveals you are probably a 13 year old right?

>>81929819
I like that idea

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>happy ending sequence showing scenes of all the characters and wrapping up their storylines
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-C_3eYj-pOM playing

>>81926731
>Goooooood morning Vietnam!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26IBP_HXWNM

>>81933751
Because then the world would be great.

>>81932617

Oud is the GOAT instrument and should be used for everything all the time. I would go full-on Sharia Law to hear this sumbitch everyday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQNy7wyPuh4

post more milana boobs

>>81941561
http://imgur.com/a/0hArq

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>>81936319

too late

>>81941868
Me on the left

>>81941858
Anon want jew milky!

>>81929819
In the Mouth of Madness has a similar ending

>>81930738
God damnit why did she got on coke before getting her tits out just like Brie?

I hate cocaine.

>>81943321
I don't think its coke, I think she just turned 30

>>81928211
>do you think these jewish spokesmodels think they have a shot at being A list actresses?
Yes
>like if they just do enough terrible ads they'll eventually get bit parts on bob's burgers?
Just like that, faggot.

>>81927773
>folks
Tex fgt pls

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>>81929819
>Macbeth waking up on a hospital bed

I think I love you.

>>81926731
ANON WANTS MILKIES

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>>81927728
>The Blue Danube
>plays in a flick at any point ever

>>81932231
I think this is why the first trailer of Logan got me interested, and the second got me hyped. It was refreshing just to have the music reflect the tone of the film and not try and "get people hyped"

>>81930002
Nobody would be this unoriginal

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>>81940611
>porn technology where a CGI model of any woman you want does whatever fetish you wish while looking at least 90% realistic hasn't been created yet

Is this too much to ask for god damn it ????

>>81928312
Wtf I fight for the JIDF now