/bgt/ Britain's Got Talent general Get in here lads

Amanda's arse

>>81922124

What arse?

I fucking despise the editing on this show.

Would you fug Alesha even though she's a.. y'know?

>>81922194
It's too predictable and always the same music.

The worst part is showing the audience too much.

just tuned in, did i miss anything so far

>>81922194

Are you saying you hate Walking On Sunshine and I'm So Excited?

>>81922263
You raise me up, or that one kelly clarkson song.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

This act could hav been good if they didn't use such plebian music

#JC4PM

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YELLOW FEVER DOOSH!

>Asians walk on stage
>mother says "go back to chinkichongland"
lmao what the fuck

>>81922434
reacting to what?

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>>81922590
Your mother is an obsolete roastie m8.

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>>81922637
No idea, it's just what the webm was called when I saved it

Fuck off Charlie. Honestly I haven't got time for this shit.

Pleb tier show. Which other [country] got talent should I watch for ACTUAL talent?

>>81922590

Your mum sounds like she weighs 800 pounds and votes UKIP

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>tfw the SJW WEWUZ Brits le ebul white Empire mess that is tonight's Casualty on TV in the background

Thanks for affirming why ITV is best, BBC.

*dabs*

A FUCKING DAB

*dabs respectfully*

FINALLY, something actually worth watching, it will all be downhill from here

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>it's a child 'talent' episode

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Fuck's sake.

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>Noncebait

The days of kung fu loli are long gone

What's the process of the whole thing? Do they preform in front of pre judges before the ones we see?

Simon Cowell sold out

Those kids were shit

>blackpool

future hooker confirmed

How are going to GROW UP to be a fictional child character you fucking idiot.

>>81922871
Yeah

>>81922968
She's in Year 4, leave her alone

I hope this goes wrong

>>81922853
Have they ever shown a child act that they said no to?

>>81923001
Don't apologise for this shit. This show used to have standards.

>>81922968

>getting mad at a child

>want to be edgy and talk shit
>not cool enough to hate on a cute little girl
This show wants to make throw up but sometimes I just don't have it in me.

>>81923028
Why would they intentionally shit on little kids

They're obviously not going to win, but no need to make the suicidal on national tv.

What an attention whore.

>BGT still allows singers older than 16

The daughter

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>>81923049
>This show used to have standards

Always been garbage, you've just grown up

WIZZARD =/= GIRL WITCH

>I smell the blood of an English man
>clearly a half-caste twink

nope

They're really pushing The Durells. Every fickonh ad break.

Bet his dad is his best friend,

>Can you feel it plays every episode episode

>>81922077
No matter what points you bring out and how much you will try to argue this, but people who watch this shit are part of the reason why this country has gone to shit and to the dogs.
You guys are fucking disgusting and actually deserve all the shit you're in and all the shit that is coming your way.
I wish all of you will die of cancer.

>>81922590
based mum tbqh

Rec me a better version of the show. Hows the US version? Which one's the best?

This cunt reminds me of Seth MacFarlane.

Anyone got decent Amanda pics?

>Do it for Britain

just finished car share lads. if anyone wants to have a chat, the DOA thread I made is here
>>81923246

>>81923350
We're watching it ironically.

>impregnate a black woman
>child is pure white

Simon you're not fooling anyone

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>>81923350
>people who watch this shit are part of the reason why this country has gone to shit and to the dogs.

Nice projection. Maybe you'd rather switch over to BBC1, they've got a good DURR WHITE BRITAIN = BAD episode of Casualty on right now.

How many packs does this fag smoke a day?

Puberty is going to ruin his voice lmao

GCSEs weren't hard...

Get this lad on an apprenticeship

Please fuck off you little faggot.

>girlfriend
Aye mate.

TIME WASTING

>>81923350

>Politicising a low rate talent show on ITV

Kippers everyone

Getting real sick of forced sob stories

>muh dad

She probably found him fucking a guy.

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>DURR DURR LIEK LMAO MY DAD'S IN THE AUDIENCE

FFS how long til BGMT.

Vomit.jpg

>>81923484
>>81923510

What song do you think will play once he's finished singing before they confirm he's through?

what a gay haircut on this lad

>>81923536
Chasing Cars.

>>81923434

Mate fuck off. Last year or the year before there was an episode of Casualty where there was a ton of upstart negroes, involving the rape of a schoolgirl by a gang of adult blacks

If you seriously believe the tellybox is conspiring to destroy the white race through fiction you're both a moron and sorely underestimating the people who civilised the world

>>81923536
Probably some Sia track

>>81923559

What does your girlfriend think of him?

Was this song about his dad?

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>>81923585
delete this NOW

>>81923589
No, it was begging his ex to take him back

Listen to the preamble mate

FFS, we alreddy hav the Xfactor and the Voice just go there insted

>>81923589
His gf who dumped him then got back with him again.

Most likely when she found out he was auditioning for BGT.

I just got mad remembering last years winner lads

>Twink does basic 101 card trick that lasts one minute
>Carts out old war veteran and gives a 'muh servicemen' speech
>Wins in a landslide

How do we prevent this happening again lads

>>81923657
>watching the finals
You brought it on yourself

>>81923657
Our brave service men and women should always win to be honest. They should also be on footballer wages.

>four chords

Is ITV the worst of the big channels here?

its pleb central, even the ads are awful

>>81923657
/tv/ enters an act next year
What would it be like lads?

>>81923703

Farage pls go

>>81923721
Channel 4 has cancer like The Last Leg.

>>81923727
baneposting on stage

>>81923727

Some fag does a medley of /v/ the musical and wins with a landslide that would make Tony Blair blush

David Walliams is a weird cunt isn't he? Always seemed a bit off to me, like he could just snap at any moment

>>81923657
Better than Star Troopers or ANOTHER SINGER.

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>>81922124

It's a yes from me

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>>81923657
Doggo Masterrace will rise again

>>81923777
He looks like hes into some really weird sex stuff

SLAGS

It's a yes from me.

A new rule for BGT should be that whoever the winner of the previous year was, that type of act can't apply for this year.

So if Dancing won last year, no dance acts this time.

Magic won last year so no magic this time around.

>I'm poppy

L O L I S

what the fuck is with those arms?

HNNG
It's like the Olympics again

JUST us

>>81923853
The olympics are basically the least sexy thing ever

>scoliosis

We don't fucking care love.

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>>81923791

>There are people that wouldn't

>>81923721
That's not channel 4

I mean KEK 4

>>81923836
nevermind too old

>>81923848
Scoliosis.

BAN SOB STORIES FOR FUCKS SAKE

MUH DEAD DAD
MUH LAST SHOT
MUH MALFORMED SPINE

I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF IT

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>>81923878

>same song as that Hilary campaign ad

lel

>>81923791
Dirty bitch

>she won't be able to dance soon after the surgery

Feel a bit bad for saying I didn't care about her shit tbqh.

>>81923791

What do you reckon Amanda is like in bed lads?

her proportions are so fucked

0/10 would not bang

I will forever associate this song with those obnoxious b-list cunts shilling for Hill

Group has no potential once she leaves.

>>81923920
fug. who dis?
she keeps it tight, regardless.

Richard III was a military genius with a crooked back and this bitch is crying about not being able to twirl.

>>81924002
>fug. who dis?
>In a BGT thread

American spotted

Her after the performance

>"HAHAHA WE FUCKING TRICKED THEM KEKS"

>>81923727
The opening Bane scene being acted out

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>>81923568
>things that never happened

Whatever. I was just pointing out that ITV is better than the alternatives.
>tfw they just killed off the qt Chinese doctor

And there goes my reason to see a frame of that dogshit show ever again, cya

I'm in talks to join the group. Just so you guys know.

>>81924079
Nigger, you're blind.

Two in blue are fittest I think

When does this nonsense finish? I've got shitpost threads to make.

>>81924103
Whats your sob story

>Have scoliosis
>Do a mediocre dance
>Get a golden buzzer
The other girls are probably really happy their friend has scoliosis.

Rename the group to JUST Scoliosis.

>white people

>>81923949
Les Dennis and Neil Morrissey both went suicidal after she left them so I assume she's some sort of succubi.

>>81924161
I spend my weekend posting on /tv/

Do they not show the mentally ill people on these shows anymore? I remember in the early seasons of xfactor they had nutcases turn up so they could laugh at them.

>>81924383
Nah, tugging the heartstrings makes more money

What a lad.

>>81924383
I think they toned that down a bit. They still bring on people to laugh at though.

It seems that they are pushing the sob story angle more these days

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>stand up comedy for a crowd that hasn't turned up to see stand up comedy

the issue there, matey, is you won't have ant & dec to fall back on in your open mic night.

>and and dec are in on the act

what is happening

I bet he tries this shit in his local.

this is terrible

DEUS VULT

>>81923401
You're still watching it, you fucking idiot.

>>81923434
>Watching television shows
You are a piece of shit, sorry to inform you.

>>81923492
>eating shit

goddamn those backup dancers

>English """people"""

This is literally the worst of the night. Ladder balance guy was better.

Naff

>>81924626
Is it worse to be watching it or in a thread complaining that other people are watching it?

>>81924441
So the show HAS been getting more boring? I just thought I was becoming more cynical.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05O-6QSJbP0

This video could be nice with We are Number One running instead.

>>81924626
>>81923350

>calling people who watch BGT pieces of shit while posting on fucking 4chan

Apparently that shit was a talent.

>>81924626

Lol Kippers are jokes

>Mulhern got away with that nightclub acid attack

Nutter.

>TOWIE

GOAT

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>>81924740
How did he become a real tv presenter?

That's like Ellie from Newsround getting on the proper news

>>81924768
What? Thats kinda weird, it just looks wrong

>>81924799
Lizo Mazimba is the BBC's actual entertainment correspondent or something

Tey all grew up

>Mulhern will never be officially be part of of Bant and Kek for maximum tier bants

Feels shite lads

The state of this

>>81924836
I feel like it might be too much bants

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>>81924700

Amanda looks good in the painting

It's time for Mrs Brown, mulhern is shit

Is ITV trying to be the bants channel now?

I haven't watched it in ages

>>81924954
you baiting little shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjXZmtg7GwI

This was a highlight of my life

This is the LAST time I watch the main show. From now I'll just watch BGMT insted. You'll get no sob storybullshit on that show.

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>>81924954
>Mrs. Rickmorty's Redditors

>>81924954

Nobody respond to this cunning blackadder tier bait

time for some based mulhern KINO

>>81924700
I just ran both parallel and turned the sound off for this video. Even without editing it works pretty good.

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>>81925004
>Missing Persons: The Song last week
tfw on BGMT Stephen confessed to raping and murdering one of them

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>>81924700
Pure Kino

Is that fucking FaceApp!? Do you think Mulhern posts in the threads.

watching on catchup, does anyone know what the syndrome the ""comedian"" at the end had is called?

>Mulhern? I'm BGT!

I unironically love Lordi and this nigga is BASED

>>81924700
Someone please cut this together.

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>It's a Hot Potato episode

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>>81925011
>ywn watch Mulhern bludgeon a Chinese lad to death with a baseball bat, yelling "DOOSH!" as he repeatedly bashes his head in

>It's a Mulhern tells a joke so terrible I got cancer episode

>>81925309
Its actually possible, he seems like he might enjoy it here

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Jesus

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>It's a French cunt episode

JUST GABAGOOL MY SHEFFIELD UP