>everyone in the galaxy has a cool "space name"

Skywalker

Skywalker is an awesome surname. You can overdo it if you have a super cool first and last name, it flows better with one normal name.

>>81913711
But how and why did Padmé even come up with "Luke", a name from Biblical origin? Did she mean something by this?

>>81913811
It's short for "Lukensmotter"

>>81913597
>>81913711
not wrong

>Han
eh
>SOLO
oooooh

>Leia
mmmm
>ORGANA
NIIIIIIIIICE

>Obi
whut?
>WANKENOBI
AUUUUHUHUUUUAHAUHHAUAHAUUAHAUAH

>>81913597
Is Negan a Star Wars name? He was going to be called Nagus but Star Trek alread took that.

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>>81913597

>>81913908

Its Obi-wan and Kenobi you troglodyte

>your name could have been starkiller
>its skywalker
Luke can't win

>>81914120
It sounds stupidly edgy. Walker is cool. It sounds heroic and adeventurous.

>>81913597
>Darkjaw Badslice
What kind of name is that?

>>81914070
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Falcon

The guy underestimates the power of autism.

>>81913811
It's a short for Luuke

>>81913908
>>Leia
>mmmm
>>ORGANA
>NIIIIIIIIICE

seriously?

You could've been named Scumbaggano

>>81914688
>Wanna buy some Tasty Wheat?

>>81914529
specifically here:
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Bat-falcon

>>81914551
Which is of course short for Luuuke.

>>81913908
why would you post this

>>81914995
is this the fabled Bigger Luke??

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>>81913597
>mom dies in childbirth
>guy wants to protect you and your sister from your dad, decides to split you up
>She gets adopted by a wealthy aristrocrat, recieves the title princess, and is raised on a luscious green paradise planet with every luxury and opportunity imaginable
>You get sent to live as an impovrished peasant on the most arid hellhole imaginable, where every day is a struggle to survive
>Fucker doesn't even bother to change your last name, and leaves you among relatives your father knows so you're easily found

>>81914995

Fuck that book so hard.

>>81913597
Still better than Dick Skywalker

>>81914551
>>81914995
I hate you people for referencing that story

>>81915166
Safety is more important than luxury. And he was never found. The roeason why luke's aunt and uncle were killed was because of the droids and not because of him

>>81915480
Yeah but Vader never looked for them either. If he had the number one place to look would be at Owens and Berus.

>>81915555
you dont know that

>>81913908
rofl

>>81915555
I suppose he didn't even know his child/children was/were alive to begin with.

I'm now realizing how fucking weird a name Obi-Wan is

like if star wars never happened and you heard this name, you'd think it was some dr seuss character

>>81914746
>Not referencing him trying to pimp out the red dress girl.

>>81913597

Maybe Luke is considered a cool space name in his galaxy.

>>81914529
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Malta%27s_Falcon
lel

>>81915159
No, that's Luuuuke

>>81914120
>my name's Luke
>*teleports behind you*
>SSSSSSSSSStarkiller

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>>81913908
I really wish you would stop posting

>>81916089
I enjoyed his post tbqh

>>81916123
Well I didn't and we both know that my opinions are better than yours.

>>81916155
I disagree.

>>81913597
>can use your jedi senses to aim better and use two guns at the same time
>use a glowing stick instead

>>81915623
really takes me back

Better Luke than Luuke,Luuuuke,Luuuuuuuuuke.

>>81915670

In a setting with interstellar travel, star themed names probably aren't uncommon.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/OB_star

>>81916250

>None of them use a blaster pistol with a lightsaber bayonet.

>>81916250

I just want ONE Jedi who uses the force to make trick-shots with a blaster.

>>81915166
Think Dune, Luke needed to suffer to become better.

The best star wars name by far is Dash Rendar

Wilhulff Tarkin is pretty based too

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Sheev Palpatine

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>>81915166
>hating sand is part of your DNA
>old guy leaves you to grow up in a fucking desert because he hates your dad

>>81916675
Ezra Bridger uses a light saber that has a built in stun blaster. Can't use them both at the same time though

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>>81915166
>Your mother looks at you and lost the way to live

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>>81913908
I kekd more than I should

>>81913908
Reddit

>>81914688
It's Sleazbaggano actually

>>81917269
But don't you see the genius of this plan? he hid him in a sand planet because he knew Anakin wouldn't want to go there!

>>81916864
It would be like a buddhist monk running around with an m60

>>81913811
Luke-as

>>81913597
It's because he's the one we're supposed to relate to. Same reason lord of the rings has a character named Sam.

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>>81913908
How old are you

My star wars name would be Blomee Tunite.

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>>81918543
23

>Biggs Darklighter

>>81919400
>Darklighter
Is that like a lighter, only dark? Or it does the opposite of the lighter?

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>>81913597

>Kyle

>>81919683

It's like that little doodad Dumbledore has.

>>81914120
Skywalker is way cooler than "starkiller"

>>81913711
This.

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>everyone in the galaxy has a cool "space name"
>your name is Sheev

>>81914120
> Being called Starkiller in a movie Star Wars, in which the heroes have to destroy a Death STAR.

Pottery, right? It's just so fucking retarded. I don't understand why people keep pushing that shitty name.

>Kylo Ren
>Poe Dameron
>Rey
...
>Snoke
This name will never sound good

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>>81913908

>>81915279
Why? EU fans usually talk about how amazing it is, and how the trilogy is easily one of the best pieces of Star Wars media ever created. Do you just expect people to ignore stupid shit Timothy Zahn basing a major part of the plot around evil clones with ridiculous double-voweled names?

>Created by a man named Lucas
>His name is literally Luke S.

I really wonder if George consciously did that.

>>81925840
Isn't Lucas the spic version of Luke?

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>>81923406
>become the senate
>have a surgical reconstruction center named after yourself

>>81928145
Wait, one of his 1st orders as emperor is to rename a surgical center after himself?

>>81928982
It was order 6

>>81928982
Not even a good centre

>>81928982
>He doesn't know about EmPal SuRecon

>>81913711
Anakin Skywalker is also an outlandish name that still works. In fact, why are the people of Tatooine the only normally named people?
>Owen, Cliegg and Beru Lars
>and Luke Skywalker and Ben Kenobi

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>>81913908

>>81930101
Han?

>>81913908
Oh boy wank an oldboy

>>81930158
Corellian, and Han is a common Chinese name.

>>81930220
That's what I meant, ordinary

>>81930220
hand solo

expert in Mass debates

>>81913597

Both Luke and Leia are from the Bible you heathen scum.

>>81930240
hey kiddo that works for him ok he likes to fly....solo he doesnt need a hand. but luke might

>>81930360
and i will strike down upon thee with great force lightening and force pushes.

>>81930333
everything in starwars is pretty much sexualized undertones. the whole deathstar and luke being the only sperm to make it before the deathstar splits apart.

the whole finding your sisters fuckable

hand solo. like to fly alone with his hairy beast

Princess leia the sex slave

>>81913711
>You can overdo it if you have a super cool first and last name,
That is nonsense. Here is a list of awesome first names with badass last names:

Slab Bulkhead
Bridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Hold Bigflank
Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bolt Vanderhuge
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hardcheese
Buff Drinklots
Crunch Slamchest
Fist Rockbone
Stump Beefknob
Smash Lampjaw
Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest
Stump Junkman
Dirk Hardpec
Rip Steakface
Slate Slabrock
Crud Bonemeal
Brick Hardmeat
Rip Slagcheek
Punch Sideiron
Gristle McThornbody
Slate Fistcrunch
Buff Hardback
Bob Johnson
Blast Thickneck
Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squatthrust
Lump Beefbroth
Touch Rustrod
Beef Blastbody
Big McLargehuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Beat Punchmeat
Hack Blowfist
Roll Fizzlebeef

>>81930702
>all overdone

>>81930702
>Here is a list of awesome first names with badass last names:
Where did you get this from?

>Luke
>Lucas

Pottery

>>81913597
Luke is Lucas' mary sue self insert.
>dude rei is mary sue not lu-
>author named MC after himself

>>81930101
Han is a pretty common name in parts of Europe; I had a grandfather with that name. Leia isn't that weird, either.

Also, Vader was inspired by a classmate of George named Gary Vader. He's even mentioned briefly in American Graffiti.

I actually hate that everyone forgot that a Star Wars character can have a normal name like Luke or Ben, and everybody is named some weird bullshit

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>>81930702
>Blast Hardcheese

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>>81913908
kek

>>81930896
from here id wager

http://mst3k.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Nicknames_for_Dave_Ryder

>>81930896
>He hasn't seen mst3k
You should get on that now.

>>81913711
>>81913597
>>81930702
>Hot Coldman

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>>81913597
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
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>>81918018
Which sounds totally badass

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>>81917687
RIP Sleazebaggano

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>>81930702
This is how I imagine Lump Beefbroth

>>81930101
Luke Skywalker still sounds better than Anakin Skywalker desu.

>>81930453
fuck this gave me a chuckle

Never realized Luke was a self insert until now. This changes things

>>81913811
Because he was a George LUCAS author insert