>hardboiled detective character is on the phone >he hangs

>>81911959
>Brilliant detective
>Has mental issues and doesn't play by the rules

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>wakes up in hospital
>rips off cords and tubes and walks out
>doctor protests because he is still injured

>>81911959
>detective is shady, hyper violent and abuses/manipulates people into deadly situations
>but he solves some crimes so it's cool he causes a bunch more

>>81911959
>woman walks into detectives office
>has legs for days.

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>>81911959
>character is a stand up cop
>drinks one bottle of whiskey a day for relaxing with no long term problems whatsoever

>>81912358
>BUT SIR YOU NEED TO REST

>>81912358
>>81912735
Kek

>Cop is announced he will be assigned a new partner
>Is bothered by it

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>your badge and your gun

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>>81911959
>coroner is disecting a corpse while listening to rock music with big headphones
>meanwhile in the back corpse is moving

>cop is black
>doesnt get beaten up regularely in the stations shower room

>>81912830
>insults his new partner the first time they meet before he realizes who it is

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>detective sniffs coke to get results

>>81912830
>>81912879
>Listen up, rookie. You do what I say and we'll get along just fine.

>So what did you see?
>the guy's a saint. No affairs, no drugs, no nothing.
>What about his record?
>He's clean as a whistle. Not even a speeding offence.

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>>81912934
>It's like he was born yesteryday

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>I got the mayor all over my ass!

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>you dont have any proofs!
>i know hes guilty and you know it too!

>>81913005
>We never had this conversation.

>cop plants evidence on low tier criminal
>this won't stick you know!
>I don't need it to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlHV1gukc8M

>Bad Guy Walks into Police Department and tells everybody to fuck off to kill the protagonist

>>81913063
Name 10 (TEN) kinos

>sometimes I surprise even myself

>Cop stuffs a banana into a car's exhaust pipe

>>81913167
Do Americucks actually do this?

>how did you know I was the mole
>you just told me

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>dammit, we cant use their methods or well be no better than they are!
>im not sure anymore if we are

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>>81913063
Name one film.

>>81913287
Бoльшoй пapeнь и caмoлeт (1982)
Classic Sovietkino

>>81913090
Gotham, victor goes to GCPD to kill gordan.

>>81913002
Has pepe gone too far?

>>81913385
Or has he not gone far enough

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>>81913385

>>81913385
You're new on 4chinks, aren't you

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>autist/awkward/loner character
>is fit, charismatic, good with kids/animals, independent, responsible and has perfect model looks

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>character walks into a bar
>female looks at him
>suddenly sex scene

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>>81913385

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>>81913505