Who was in the wrong here? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ih Xq_WwiWM

This guy is a retard
>dog is obviously angry
>let me just annoy him by blowing in his face and yelling
>*dog attacks him*
>yo wtf your dog is violin
>kicks the dog in the ribs
>your dog is stupid bro
>let me just execute him here on the spot

>>81909751
The dog didnt get put down though. Ceasar adopted that dog.

>>81909793
after beating it half to death

ANGERY

>>81909489
>That soundtrack
Whoever is in charge of the audio on this show needs an Oscar

More like dog kickerer am i right?

>>81909489
The mongolic owner who didn't educate his dog properly

is this angery dog

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it ain't me starts playing

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>>81909897
si senor

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>>81909489
>Walking on pavement/sidewalk
>see basic bitch walking massive fucking dog with a limp wristed hold of the leash
>dog chimps out and lunges at me
>fall down backwards
>grab it by its throat
>basic bitch chimps out and tells me to stop "hurting her dog"
>yelling at randoms to "help" her dog
>meanwhile the damn thing is still snarling and trying to bite
>punch it in the ribs/head a couple times
>whines
>run away
>chased by a white knight for a bit before getting on my bus

Fuck dogs. Seriously.

>>81909897
for you

>>81909938
>chased by a white knight
pussy

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dont mind me, just being best dog

>>81909938
Why didn't you call the police?

>>81909959
*tips hip dysplasia*

>>81909811
>after beating it half to death
come on

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greyhounds are best dogs

Looked like he was making progress but got a false sense of security.

Ultimately it is always the dog owner that is in the wrong, I'm betting the dog was abused and spoilt simultaneously so it developed an unpredictable schizoid-like personality disorder.

>>81909938

This is one of many reasons why I carry a knife.

You should have slit it's fucking throat.

I love dogs but I'm not going to get mauled by one because it's had shitty owners.

>>81909889
this

Wimps shouldnt be allowed to own any dog of medium size and larger.

>>81909985
He kicked it in the ribs, grabbed it by the neck and flung it across the street. How is this not beating it half to death?

Even after the dog was crying he spat it in the face.

>>81909489
That's not a good boy

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>The way he stood with that dog's teeth at ball-level.

>>81909751
>>81909811
You know shit about dogs, its pain threshold is significantly different from a human. The dog barely even felt it.

>>81909958
>durr let me get in a fight and miss my bus or get charged with assault

>>81909960
Wouldn't have done anything desu, they would have taking too long to come and I might have been cucked by white knights taking her side and accusing me of attacking her dog.

Most of the people who gathered around just saw me punching her dog

>>81910070
go kick your dog in the ribs and see how it feels about that you stupid faggot

>>81909751
>>81909811
>>81910033
>>81910087
t. non-dog owners

>>81909904
kek

Damn wonder if he wears a cup

>>81910069
Being the Alpha means not being afraid of your weakness. Display it almost as if to dare them to try and take advantage of it

>>81910001
any "dog" below 50kg is a cat

>>81910087
Again, you dont know SHIT about dogs. Stay quiet and educate yourself or leave.

>>81910141
What good thing comes from kicking your dog in the ribs?

>>81910168
I found that white knight you spoke of >>81909938

the person in the wrong is that rice burning race traitor slut.

>>81910195
>still doesn't explain the good thing that is kicking your og in the ribs

>>81910168
uhhhh it releases its teeth from your hand maybe?

>>81910240
How about moving forward pushing your hand in it's face? It instantly lets go.

Instead you want to kick it and damage its ribcase possibly crippling the thing.

>>81910168
Please, dont ever own a dog. You would end up being its bitch like the owner in the video.

>>81909938
I love dogs but they got a lot of stupid owners that don't educate their dog

>>81910254
>How about moving forward pushing your hand in it's face?

lmao wtf is that gonna do?

>>81910261
>>81910278
Try biting your own hand and forcing it back on you

>>81910278
get you stitches

>>81910195
top kek

>>81909959
The pure shit breed.

As a dog owner I can say I fucking hate dogs and owners of dogs. I have a big Cane Corso who is about 60 kg's. He can basically run into a wall and not feel it. Their pain threshold is insanely high.

EVERY single day theres some bullshit when Im out walking. Tiny dogs that come barking. Owners that laugh because oooh muh tiny dog is so badass. But when I let my dog go a bit they shit their pants and look mad. Can't even count the times I had to get angry with people. I have kicked a big dogs that were off lease coming at us with teeth shown. Even had to chase a guy down because his dog was trying to attack us and I had to kick it hard in the face. Dogs are so easy to train yet noone takes the time. The amount of times german shephards were mean are insane. My dog is extremely attentive to what I do and say. One word and he stops immediatly. Yet people even called the police on me for having a big dog that looks dangerous. People are pure aids.

>>81910288
you mean shoving your hand down the dogs throat?

one, how are you gonna do that when the things teeth are sunk into your hand

and two, why the fuck would you do that and risk getting even more injuries all the way down your wrist instead of just the initial bite marks

>>81910318
You sound like a dickhead

>>81910318
Agreed, nice job

>>81910339
yeah because kicking the dog making it more angry sure is going to work. Any strong dog will bite harder and kill you

>>81909811
>>>>one mild kick

>>81910392
>mild kick
>dog had to get stitches afterwards
yeah, okay....

>>81910346
You sound like some idiot with an untrained dog.

>>81909489
Fucking hell, I could just tell from the vapid tone of that bitch that they're shit pet owners who can't instill any semblance of discipline.

Gonna have shit half breed kids too.

>>81909489
what's this stance called?

>>81910254
Kys my man, or better yet get attacked by some niggers pit bull and try your bullshit with that mongrel.

Dogs are animals, if they threaten you or a loved one and you have the means then kill the fucking beast.

>>81910014
>This is one of many reasons why I carry a knife.
t. future serial killer

>>81909959

Thats not a Doberman.

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>>81910505
He's a yoga instructor on the side
I believe that's foot facing dog

>>81910516
So because you are too stupid to train a dog it needs to be killed? Wow, you truly are a retard. Get a cat instead you fat faggot.

>>81910318
Sounds like you have some issues

>>81910556
so because someone else is too stupid to train their dog i need to be killed?

>>81910579
No it's the owners fault, but killing their dog makes you a retard. You can defend yourself against a dog without anyone being hurt.

/an/ here pitbull is best doge hiro agreed do not bother him about it

>>81910579
All dogs should be killed, it's a fucking retarded creature that just needs to be put down.

>trolling

It has no benefits at all other than potentially being a friend that can turn serial killer on everyone at any second.

>>81910556
I don't train other people's dogs. If someone else's dog attacks my children or I, it's getting the blade.

>>81910604
>anyone
dogs aren't people.

>>81910556
Can't control the fact that other owner are shitty trainers. If their dog threatens me, tough shit for their feelings I'm killing that piece of shit if it attacks.

>>81910573
Sounds like you have issues with your untrained crap dog. Probably even your mums dog you have to walk everyday.

>>81910604
there are such a vast amount of variables in this hypothetical dog attack scenario, so your assumptions are retarded

>>81910648
>He thinks dogs are people

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>>81910548

Best dog coming through.

>>81910318
Didn't read the whole post.

But he is right about dog's pain threshold being higher than humans.

>>81910661
Touch my dog, you end up in a morgue. Don't give a shit about your feeling either.

>>81910648
>I'd let myself or my child die to preserve the life of a stupid fucking animal

Think about that for a bit you pussy faggot.

>>81910355
Worked for Cesar here, moron.

>>81910661
>>81910679
>>81910680
>>81910704
you are all fucking retarded, are you really this fucking bloodthirsty that you absolutely NEED to kill dogs?

>>81910014
Beat the dog until it stops and then stab the owner. It only became an asshole because of them.

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>>81910688
>liking sticc dogs

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>>81909959

good dog

>>81910725
>Worked for the guy who is made to look like a complete moron

>I'm totally unbiased guys, trust me

>>81910700
Guess I better carry a big knife then, for your fucking untrained mutt and its sub-human owner.

>human life being equal to a fucking dog that attacks people

I fucking swear obsessive pet owners should be put in mental asylums.

>>81909959
>dumb
>nervous
>aggressive
>strong enough to deal significant damage
>attracts worse owners than pitbulls

I would ban GSDs before any pit breed.

>>81910756
>made to look like a complete moron
>he makes millions
>you shitpost on 4chan
whatever, dork

>>81910624
This

dogs are the worst "pet" of any animal.

>>81910728
Are you that much of a limp wrist faggot that you wouldn't defend your life with 100% of your ability?!

This is a fucking dog attacking you anon. A beast with long fangs sinking into your flesh aiming to tear you apart. When your life is in danger you kill what is endangering you, especially when its a beast.

>>81909751
>>81909489
he was fine, but the dog was scared of the advancing camera and he didn't notice it as he was talking to the guy over there

>>81909489

He bops the dog on the nose with his head turned away. He fucked up.

>>81910818
>only way to defend yourself is to kill
you sound like a serial killer

>>81909489
What a retard.
How do you even provoke a labrador that much?
He's not a part of the family and he just fucking grabs her food.
What did he expect?

>>81910318
>Cane Corso
You're a minority.

>>81909489
So called "breed of peace"

Own a pit-bull instead

>>81910688
>breed so shitty you have to mutilate it before it can be seen in public

>>81910778
if pits are banned, GSDs are next in line

>>81910768
Oh boy, a knife. Pull it and you'll have a .45 in your head.

>>81909959
Look at the fucking state of its back legs. No wonder they go to shit so quickly.

>>81910842
Explain why you should hold back when a dog is sinking its teeth into your body, cuck.

>>81910892
Pitbulls are pretty good dogs unless owners intentionally fuck them up, most GSDs are fucked up out of the box.

>>81910914
>push dog
>it releases its grasp
or
>kill dog
>go to jail

choose one

>>81909489

I would have smacked both cameramen and fired them.

Imagine if this was trying to tame a bigger animal and the dumbcunts thought it would look good for tv if they went right up its asshole.

>>81910254
Dogs are far more resilient than you seem to think they are, lad. Dogs batter each other when they're just playing.

>>81910768
anyone who values anything above human life is not mentally sound

>>81910926
show video proof that "pushing" a dog intent on killing you somehow disables it

>>81910950
dogs are silly, push them and they fall over.

>>81910899

If you would shoot a man for the sake of a dog, you deserve the gas chamber.

>>81910899
Then I guess you're just a murderer looking for an excuse, you piece of shit.

Either way, dog attacks me I have the fucking right to kill its worthless hide.

>>81910964
Dunno about america, but in my country if a dog attacks you are allowed to kill it.

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>>81909959
Don´t mind me, just being a better Shepherd.

>>81910548

Don't Doberman'sr brains swell up larger than the inside of their skull until it causes them to become violent against their masters?

I thought this was why no one buys Dobermans any more.

Feels good knowing I don't kill dogs on a daily basis

>>81911030
does it really though

>>81911042
Yes. Dogs are great animals, you just have to train them properly and not trigger their death instinct.

>>81911030
>daily basis

Are you legit retarded? This thread has been about in the event of a dog fucking attacking you on the sidewalk.

>>81910957
Sounds like you are a cuck, just willing to let any nigger do anything with your property.

Neck yourself.

>>81910964
You fuck with my shit, I'll fuck with yours. Only difference being you won't be walking away.

>>81911066
>This thread has been about in the event of a dog fucking attacking you on the sidewalk.

As I said, don't trigger their death instinct.

>>81910880
Non dog fight pittbulls are actually some of the tamest dogs an owner can have

when not trained by idiots they are extemely affectionate and loyal good guard dogs that will bark and strangers but are smart enough to identify a real thread to their owner

when shit hits the fan they are %100 guaranteed to fuck someone up

>>81910208
underrated post

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>>81910880

>>81911094
>but are smart enough to identify a real thread to their owner
aka those scary toddlers

>>81911121
Pitbulls are the ultimate AnCap dog

>>81911069
Then keep better control of your property mongoloid and it won't get broken. Fucking half wit trash.

>>81910778
you need to kill yourself my man

>I can beat my dog half to death spitting on it and constantly yelling at it all day
>But if it tries anything funny i will fucking slaughter it
>but but muh safety
kys

>>81911147
You don't get it do you. In the event that this actually goes down. You end up in the ground and nothing is there to stop me from telling the cops that you pulled a knife to stick me up, triggering the dog to defend it's master, in which case you stabbed the dog giving me time to draw in put one in your head.

Try it in a ccw state and this is how it will go down.

>>81911205
Lie detector will destroy your argument instantly you idiot.

>>81911229
>lie detector
Are you fucking 12?

>>81911245
good luck in jail

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rate my doggo /tv/

He's an outside doggo, but i let him in once in a while and he gets very shy because he knows he shouldn't be inside, so he just stays down like a good boy

>>81911229
lie detectors do not hold up in court you lobotomized retard

>>81911245
I'm a 36 year old police officer.

And just saying " He pulled a knife" is not good enough of an excuse. you will be jailed for shit like that.

The worst thing about being a dog owner are encounters with other owners. If I'd known about all the shitty people you meet while outside, I wouldn't have agreed to getting a family dog. In the first year alone my dog has been attacked six fucking times by other dogs that were off-leash. The first time was when he was just five months old and got attacked by a German Shepard, and since that was the first time he's been attacked I checked his neck to make sure he wasn't bleeding and the retarded owner actually said "Oh, don't worry, he's not injured, my dog does that all the time.".

The other times weren't as bad except for the one time in the week after his first birthday when a big black dog came running at us from behind and jumped into his neck and wouldn't let go of it and the fucker actually did the "shaking" to try to break my dogs neck.

That shit was actually so bad for my dog that he started to bark at other dogs the next day, even tiny ones. I eventually got him to the point where the likes other dogs again except for big black ones like the one who attacked him. A dog trainer actually told me that he would need desensitization training and that shit is expensive.

And now one week ago I was walking my dog at around 10:30 pm and we came to a quite dark spot outside when I suddenly heard "Stay!". That was when a fucking white Labrador attacked us, and because the old fucker, who was his owner, couldn't get a hold of his dog the fight went on for at least 2 minutes. Now my dog has a fucking scar 1 mm under his eye.

>>81911205
Great, sociopath. You got it all figured out. Considering I'm probably thousands of miles away I can only hope you keep these fucking plans in your fucked up head.

And with that, I hope you get the most painful kind of cancer and I hope it spreads you worthless sack of shit. Humanity would be better off with you feeding the worms.

DUDE KILLING DOGS LMAO

>>81909811
Kekd

>>81911273
Looks like a good boy. Would play fetch and give treats

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Best man's best friend coming through

>>81910937
this

the dog is obviously uneasy because the cameraguys are surrounding her

Oh boy what should I do today?
Be a respectable person, or kill a dog?

I've never seen a Labrador this angry in my entire life, and I've seen many. Maybe I'm missing context or something, but that 100% looked like Cesar was provoking the fuck out of a dog that wasn't interested in a fight.

>>81911475
>BOOOWWRRRRRRRRRRS EXTERNALLY
too fucking loud

>>81911285
You must be a shit cop or a LARPer. Obviously he's just finished stabbing my dog and with then turn to me, giving reasonable ground to defend myself.

I mean, you must not be that familiar with the Tueller drill at all.

>>81911285
If somebody stabbed a K9 dog you'd shoot him

>>81909811
Little late, but (you) deserve it kiddo

>>81911475
Noooo, those things are loud and stupid.

>dogcucks

>>81910548
dogs are total shit.
That's why no dogs allowed signs exist.

>>81909959
>posts a Sheppie that has been bred to shit by (((show-breeders)))

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>>81911643
>Dogcucks and Catcucks keep arguing over which is better
>Birds are better then both
I've never seen people fight over second place this hard

>>81910318
>Cane Corso
>Yet people even called the police on me for having a big dog that looks dangerous

You bought a fierce looking ugly as dog that's notoriously owned by dickheads just so you could feel like a bad ass tough guy and then proceed to look down on people for "judging" you for being wary of your shit dog

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AYO HOL UP....
*barks at literally nothing for several hours*
....LEMME GET DIS STRAIT.....
*attacks toddler unprovoked*
.....YOU BE SAYIN...LIKE....
*vomits unidentifiable bile on carpet*
...WE WUZ....SUM...
*farts rancid corpse gas*
....SUM FINNA....
*kills neighbours cat*
....LIKE...SUM FINNA.....
*tears brand new $7000 mattress to pieces*
.....WE WUZ SUM.....
*consistently stinks like putrid shit*
....MANS BEST FRIIIIIIIEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN-
*gets hit by car*

Dogs are garbage pets

>>81910318
Was walking my doberman the other day when a lab who was off its leash came up and bit his back leg. Had to kick the thing in the face to get it off. I gave out shit to the owner and then he said my dog should be muzzled because of its breed. People who are this retarded dont deserve dogs.

>>81911709
>birds
>so fucking dumb that you can't put them in a round cage
>give them a mirror and they become narcissistic
>can't give them big hugs or wrastle with them
>no protection from intruders
>no puppies

There is a reason why dogs are called man's best friend.

>>81911709
can't hug a bird without it dying
Bird shit everywhere and scream their lungs out 24/7

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>tfw no Alaskan Malamute
>tfw living in small apartment

Can't wait to buy cheap property in northern Sweden/Norway and as a bonus escaping the multicultural menace

>>81911591
>Tueller drill
In your scenario, not saying a goddamn thing is your best criminal defense. Don't go before a judge acting like a know-it-all.

>>81911784
>no protection from intruders
That's objectively wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlfKovoJ2gQ

>>81911784
because they kill people?

>>81911784
>There is a reason why dogs are called man's best friend.
More like man's worst friend. Dogs kill more people than any other animal in the world.

>>81911794

>Sweden
>escaping multicultural menace

pick one

>>81911822
I bet you're American

What was that doggo's fucking problem? I've never seen an aggressive Lab

>>81911794
>>81911822
>Norway
>cheap property

pick one

>>81911821
Because they are far closer to human beings than any other animal in the world, you fucking retard

>>81911839
caesar salad provoked it by yelling at spitting on it

>>81911846
cat's don't kill people you fucking twat.

>get 2 bed 2 bath for $385 in Wichita Kansas
>want a dog but roomie doesn't want one, neither does landlord
how do I cope bros

>>81909751
to be fair, when they taste human blood, thats normally when you can never train them

>>81911763
Why these fuckers are legal is beyond me

>>81911839
You'd have to be mentally ill as an owner to end up with a Labrador like that, they're literally the easiest breed to raise, at worst you'll end up with a dogger that doesn't stop chasing people demanding bellyrubs despite yelling at them

>>81910544
>not carrying a knife at all times
What are you, a faggot?

>>81911860
Cats can't kill people you fucking mongoloid. Even the biggest domestic cat can't pin a human to the floor and claw at him to death.

>had a dog
>always well behaved, never problems with any normal dogs/humans
>however, he would go batshit crazy whenever he would see a small dog (not a pup but like a chihuahua) and would try anything to fuck them up

I was so proud

>>81909489
>labradors
the violent nigger of the dog world

>>81911872
Volunteer at a shelter.

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>>81911905
you were saying?

>>81910544
>he doesn't carry a knife

I hope a feral pack of niggers and their pitbulls take turns raping your supple buttocks

Should teach you a lesson, libcuck

>>81909489
Cats > Dogs

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>>81911910

>>81911927
fucking owned.

Cats are just as dangerous if not more. but they are easier to train.

>>81911927
I knew you would pull an image like that
there's probably less than 0.001% of people in the world who own a fucking tiger and even then most of them won't be getting killed by it, I'm talking about domesticated cats

>>81911860
No, but they will happily watch you die.

>>81911971
see they don't kill. You just agreed to it!

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>>81911971
checkmate dogfucker

>>81911995
most dogs don't kill either buddy

>>81912013
According to scientifically tests, dogs kills 84% of all humans every year.

>want to see and discuss dog-kino
>whole thread is *draws bowie knife* ur goin down, doggo... heh or people saying they would murder a man for touching their dog

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>>81912030

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>letting any animal in your house, even humans

What are you, retarded?

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HE

HAS

STYLE

>>81911812
Yes because I fear rabbits breaking into my house and raping my family

>>81910899
Have fun in jail fuckwit. People are forced to put their dogs down all the time for attacking other people, someone defending themselves from a rabid attacking animal gets killed by a loon doesn't work out in your favor idiot, doesn't matter how much you play it out in your head, the real world works differently to your delusions.

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>>81912095
>>81912129
>>81912135
>>81912146

>>81911927
He said domestic you retard

>>81911772
Exactly this man. And the funny thing is from all the labradors I met. All had behaviour problems being overly aggressive. My dog not once attacked a dog.

>>81911772
>I gave out shit to the owner and then he said my dog should be muzzled

I use to tell people all the time to their face they were a shit dog owner and people like them should not be allowed to own dogs. Always the same sort of dbag in my rich of town too. Random guy with a 40-60ish pound dog off the leash in my local park.

rich Dbag doesn't care being fuck other people right? He has a big dog and is not worried about anything.

Ya know, until I show up with my 120 pound Akita and they guy panics being his dog is not coming when he calls. Oh and unlike the pugs etc his dog has been intimidating in the park my Akita is all "Challenge fucking accepted!!!" in a heartbeat.

that's right you rich fuck, run your fat ass over to get your dog before he attacks a guy walking his dog on a leash.

>>81912212
doge

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Doggos are smart, they even know how to use a blanket.

>>81911821
>Dogs kill more people than any other animal in the world.
Look mom, its a retard!

Top spot belongs to mosquito. Dogs are 4th.

>>81912290
>Dogs are 4th.
While cats are at the very bottom.

You just proved dogs are shit pets you stupid fat faggot

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>>81912278

>>81912154
Look at the post that I responded to dipshit.
>for your fucking untrained mutt and its sub-human owner.

>>81912290
>fourth deadliest creature on the planet
>keep it as a pet
full retard

>>81912363
wins the entire internet

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>>81909959
>not getting a dog that was specifically bred to hunt lions

shit taste

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>>81911934
quite, my good gentlesir, quite

>>81911802
>Some trash tier desk jockey giving legal advice to a lawyer.

Spoiler: It's not about what actually happened, it's about what you can prove.

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>>81912447
>a-all guys that get cats are low-test numales, dog owners are the real men!
you're one of those insecure retards aren't you

>>81912512
the irony in your post quoting the post with that article is fucking amazing.

>>81909489
Friendliest family dog would bite my fingers off if I came to close to his meal.

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R8 me and my dog

>>81909489
Considering Caesar's alpha style of training hasn't been used by dog trainers in years because it's inferior, probably him.

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This is my new puppy. He's a good boy

did anyone else have a racist dog?

I had a dog that was generally well behaved but would go crazy when it seen a black man

>>81912582
he looks like a faggot

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Rate my pup

>>81912590
Please do not bully my dog.

>>81912363
>2nd deadliest creature on the planet
>be it
I guess you should just kill yourself then if deadliness is you're criteria for keeping things around.

>>81912309
Who the fuck is talking about cats faggot? You just made up some bullshit to back up your retarded point. Oh and by the way, those stats, they're bloated up from third world shitholes. Dogs are what WE make them to be. In all of the US, among 300 fucking million people, dogs killed 31 people so you can just shut the fuck up about them being dangerous you cunt nugget.

There is little else on this world that will love a person more sincerely, more devotedly and more loyally than a dog. They will protect, and even die for their owners.

>>81912591
Looks like he's about to enter a horror themed house.

>>81912588

based dogo

>>81912582
fluffy/10

>>81912588
Dogs project the emotions on their owner. It was nervous around black people because it sensed that you are.

My parent's dogs hate arabs.

>>81912564
Then it's not very well trained. I've never encountered a dog that would do anything more than give you that "What the fuck, man?" look.

>>81912618
>dogs killed 31 people
Got anything to back that up or are you just making up some bullshit?

>>81909489
One thing I know about dogs is you shouldn't be in it's grill all the time, give it some time for itself and if it's in a moody way let it approach you.
But if I had a dog with a lot of moody periods I'd dump his ass in a sec. Animals with weird behavior are highly unpredictable.

>>81912564
You're supposed to train food aggression out of dogs. Nice job dummy.

>>81912582
For you.

>>81912655
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=dog+related+deaths+in+the+us

you stupid nigger

>>81912564

>get a dog
>give him to eat
>my old school grandma goes to move his bowl away
>he starts snarling at her and getting aggressive
>she fucking slaps him two times
>never snarled or got aggressive again when eating
>you could literally take food out of his mouth and he would be okay

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>>81912719

>>81912719
>Of the 31 deaths from dogs in 2016, 22 were contributed by pitbulls
They really are the worst breed.

>>81910842
Jesus Christ Morgan go play with your sticks.

>>81912765
>2.3 million result in death
what the fuck.

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>>81912765
i cant believe you're pathetic enough to photoshop that.

I don't see why you should kick your dog when you can just spray pepper on its face. I always carried a nice can of pepper with me and when my dog tried to start trouble I made him submissive by throwing some shit on his head, made him a good little doggie in a second

>>81910859
Implying food aggression is acceptable at any level. What if that had been a kid that didn't know any better?

>>81912644
He was the friendliest mutt, you could even slap him around(I did it to test him though and when training him with rags).
If he would start to growl I'll slap him harder and he'd dive it's tone when he needed discipline.
I would dominate all the dogs I had from first hour I got them until they got the idea of who runs shit. At first they had an attitude, most of them, or I would pester them until they got it, I would lock their snouts with my hand and pet them or pinch them until they would not be angry at anything I did.
Next day and actually forever they would be the friendliest mutts and know their place in the house.
BUT I WOULD NEVER FUCK WITH THEIR FOOD, EVER.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_cat_attacks_in_the_United_States

really gets my noggin a goggin

>>81912808
says the guy photoshopping it

>>81912800
follow the actual links 1 and 2, that shits altered. the actual links say annually 19.

http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1080603209700791

>>81912765
2.4 million people die in the US a year in total
20-30 of these come from dogs

>>81912829
you know you're on the internet right? you can just go onto the site and follow the link? you don't need us to spoonfeed you.

>>81912818
>slaps his dogs
>wonders why they have food aggression

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>>81912829

OMG I just realized the photo from the thumbnail is the same one they used for the drawing for that wikihow meme

>>81909489
"and she didn't do that to you earlier?"
>no no
>tch
>not at all

Americans really hit their dogs? Nigger mentality I swear

>>81909811
>(you)

>>81910746
Wtf I love German shepherds now

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Best breed coming through

>>81912867
I never had a problem with them.
I even tamed the neighbors guard dog when he wasn't around.
He started barking at me all ferocious at first but he cooled down now he wags it's tail when he sees me.
Look at wolves when they eat they constantly are in counterattack mode to not get pushed off the carcass, fighting for food is very basic.
I also don't think it's cool to bother the dog when he's eating

>>81910688

>I got a small dick but an intimidating dog!

>>81912980
>I never had a problem with them.

Food aggression.

>>81910885

well you can't deny the cut ears look better than the droopy ones. Also doberman is only for the villain mafiosos

>>81912996
That's not a problem.
You don't have to control every single aspect of a dogs life, he's not a toy, he needs some freedom .

>>81913036
>That's not a problem.

Yes it is. A dog being aggressively possessive over anything is dangerous.

>>81910556
>you are too stupid to train somebody else's dog

If somebody else's kid attacks you with lethal intent, you can kill them. No different than a dog, just because you treat them like perpetual children doesn't mean they're as retarded as you think. They know what hostility is and what the potential consequences are and they accepted them when they attacked another creature.

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>Best bree
im getting one in the summer.

>>81911205
hope you're using a VPN kid, or this post could be used against you in one of your future murders.

>>81913064
Fuck you.
I wouldn't even want a completely controlled dog anyway.

>>81913067
>/tv/ wants to kill kids now
you people are fucking sick, no wonder you have dogs.

>>81910624
>When Syria shitposts on boards outside of /pol/ and thinks nobody will recognize him without the flag

>>81913103
It's not about complete control. It's about dangerous and non-dangerous behaviour. But you're the one who made him food aggressive in the first place, so...

>>81912154
>forced to put down dog
what do you mean anon? My dog attacked our shitty neighbor once and he was put in a relocation program to Montana. Old hermits adopt them and let them run around the woods and eat scraps and chase revenuers until they die.

>>81912629
arabs are scared shitless of dogs

Dogs are the niggers of the animal world

>>81912363
>4th deadliest creature on the planet
>doesn't want it tamed and on your side
Yeah man, just start killing them. People definitely won't release their dogs into the wild and a portion of them definitely won't survive and breed like hell creating a new generation of wild dogs that can savage your unprotected family at any time.

>>81911069
Go back to /pol/ you stupid fucking idiot.

>>81913200
t. mudslime

>>81912447
>live with cat
>doesn't do shit
>wakes up in the middle of the night to knock over all of our toilet rolls/full water cups/valuable shelf pieces/ etc
>regularly tries to get in my room
>shit in there once
>results in me fighting a constant, passive war against this ultramobile sneak fuck
>more often than not has resulted in me chasing it around the house with a bat, swearing I'll nail it to my roommate's door and make it into a hat

A shitty indoor cat is fantastic for keeping your test AND your masculinity up. I don't know who wrote this shit but they just don't know what cats really want: War

>>81912765
thanx for posting Original

>>81913202
They were suppose to guard stuff like homes and live stock.

>>81912905
It's what they understand faggot.

They aren't fucking limp wristed aristocrats, they're funny looking wolves. You're pack leader, you eat first, they do as you say, and as long as they don't challenge you for leadership you can all have a good time.

Striking them without cause will eventually lead to aggression, striking them in play or when there is a challenge to your authority is literally what they know. How the fuck else are they supposed to communicate strong disagreement without words?

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>>81912197
>He said domestic you retard
This one can mess you up

>>81912949
Best hunting doggo right there.

>>81912949
>>81913445

>that ugly thing the best hunting dog

what's it like to be a literal retard your whole life?

>>81912564
Then you did a shitty job training it. My dog has no problem with me taking his bowl mid-meal. I do it often to shake the food around a bit for him, as he has a bunch of broken teeth and can find it hard to eat stuff if it's near the side of the bowl.

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>>81909811

(You)'ve earned it kiddo

>>81913419
Domestic and tamed animal are two different concepts you moron.

>>81912309
>meanwhile in the real world
>the disgusting parasites and diseases cats spread actually kill more people than most other animals

>>81909959
frog dog

>>81913558
>Domestic and tamed animal are two different concepts you moron.
Savannahs are domestic

>>81910014
this
I started to carry a knife because pitbulls are literal meme dogs in my country. It's ridiculous to see little kids and petite women being literally dragged by those things, because it obviously has very little to none training. As a matter of fact like 70% of deadly dog attacks in my country last year were done by pitbulls.

the main reason I got my concealed carry permit was to increase the chances of being able to put bullets into pitbulls. the great thing is that since everyone hates those little devils, the cops will always side with me even if the owner says I provoked the thing. If i'm cited, no prosecutor will ever charge me. if i'm charged, no jury will ever convict me. even animal lovers hate pitbulls.

pew pew trash creature. I haven't had a chance yet, but I'm around.

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>>81909959
Adolf pls

>wasting your time with pure bloods
After I've had a mix of German Spitz and Shiba Inu for almost 15 years, I'm never going back. Though a mutt can be either the best or the worst dog you can have.

>>81911846
>forgetting based pigs

>>81911990
At least they don't hurt anyone

>>81912030
If this were true the world would be a better place

>ywn release hordes of killer dogs to cull the population numbers in africa and india

>>81910544
Pussy.

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>>81910318
>has dog that literally looks like satan
>complains when people get scared
Also, i bet you're telling those stories favoring yourself

>>81912618
>2nd deadliest creature on the planet
>be it
>implying niggers and humans shouldnt be seperated in the statistics

>Dogs
You wouldn't let a naked guy with a shitty ass in your house, how is dog any different?

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>You will never wake up with your own tiger bro every morning

Chuff Chuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Znpnf9D2VIk

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>>81914575
> looks like satan

Nigga, quit being a little girl.

>>81911893
Cause theyre one of the easiest to train breeds that litterally did nothing wrong.

>>81911121
Not quite.

>>81914103
best fucking dogs right here
fun as fuck to play with them, and they don't recquire a lot of outside time, 1 hour a day is enough

>>81909938
Could you be any more beta?

Fucking dogphobes

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Don't mind me, just best pupper coming through

>>81914851
>literally bred to eat your face
cute :3

>>81914719
>literally red eyes
>60 kgs of pure muscle

let me tell you something retard, in Italy where those dogs originate no one goes for walks with them, they're behind a fence and exists for the purpose of scaring away intruders. and before that they were used by the roman legions to tear barbarians to shreds.

test

>>81914719
Sounds like you're the little girl, since you have the need to buy an intimidating looking, dangerous dog probably to defend your sissy boy ass.

>>81914653

these are the type of people who say
"Its friendly and wouldn't hurt a fly"
then when the news reports come out
"we don't know why it suddenly snapped "

>>81910941
You have two buttons

Button 1 kills a random kid in Somalia
Button 2 kills your Golden Retriever family dog that you and your family loves

You have to press one

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>>81915032
button 1 ofc

>>81915032
He did say human life.

>>81915092
dayum son

>>81914575
>satan
>all i see is a good boy who wants to play a game of tug

>>81909811
Nice bait.

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>>81914878
but that's wrong, you doit
they are bro tier

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>its a "lets pretend some ugly mutts and not samoyeds are the best doge race"

>>81910070
You don't kick a dog. They kind of have organs.

>>81914838
>let a dog bit your face and neck
>look how alpha(TM) and pro-animal I am while I bleed to dead xD

Natural selection doing it's job I see.

>>81909489
He literally punched it in the neck the fucking spic cunt I hope he gets raped by pitbulls some day.

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>>81915254
>human,let's play catch with that kid
>yes, master

Dogs are reddit the animal and no that doesn't mean i like cats, cats are also Reddit the animal

>>81909751
holy shit you're a faggot.

>>81910168
>The number one rule, when a dog is sinking his teeth in your hand, is to not harm him :^)

Western civilization is finished, now that people like you make up the majority here.

>>81909489
>animal cucks

fucking llamo

reminder that whenever their dog kills their neighbours children they'll resort back to "m-muh training m-muh my dog w-won't do that he hhe", you could train a nog, you could train a dog, but eventually the inner chimpening will bubble to the surface and it'll try to take you down, I envy you burgers because you could just open carry and shoot the nogs or dogs on the street if they try to attack you.

>>81909938
>project being a pussy
>dogs know
nice blog post faggot what's it feel like knowing you're innately inferior?

>>81909938
>in this journal entry anon describes a time he pissed himself and punched a chihuahua

>>81909751
t. retard

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>>81909959
that aint no aussie I ever seent.

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>>81911273
nice

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>>81909959

Good breed but not the best.

>>81914575
>looks like Satan
If you ever read the bible dumbass you would know that Satan looks just like any other beautiful angel.

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>>81912582

>wants to snuggle

>>81916002
>tfw my neighbors beagle casually ran into my living room (left the back door open), gave me death stare for a good 10 second, and ran back out

To this day, I'm still trying to understand what the fuck happened. Good pup though.

>>81910778
>attracts worse owners than pitbulls
Impossible.